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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Stop Asking Andrew Santino for Favors' from Are You Garbage Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2026-05-18. Transcript available.

I am more selective as I get older.
If it's someone I love and I respect and love, yeah.
But if it's someone that's had kind of a...
Or it's also, sometimes if it's just someone in my life that only asks for
favors.
Like, hey, can you come help me with this thing?
Or can I call you about the thing?
And I'm like, never like a, hey, what's up?
Or like a, you know what I mean?
If it's only favors from buddies that I know, like in town, I don't know, then
I get a little like...
It's tough too, because we're like, we're very, you know, you got to become
very aware of that when you're like...
We were going to ask somebody to like, if they wanted to do the show or
something,
I feel like every time, I don't want to make it seem like I'm going to this
person for stuff all the time.
Yeah, but not... Pods are fine. Pods are different.
This is like, have fun, hang out, do a pod.
It's supposed to work.
But I'm talking about favors like...
Favors, like favors.
I was going to ask you.
People that need stuff and you're like, all right, well, I guess.
I mean, you didn't talk to me for six months, but now you're like...
Can you give me Bobby Lee's number?
Honestly, he told me specifically not to give it to you.
We love you, Bobby.
I don't. I don't.
Can't stand the guy. Love him to death, actually.
I got one of them.
Yeah.
And he's got a little...
He's got Japanese hair today, too, tied up in the bow.
His name's Blubby Lee.
That's just rude.
It's a comedy pod.
We need Bobby here to balance this out.
Yeah, no, no, no. We don't. He's sleeping.
Let me ask you this.
I bet you Bobby sleeps heavy and messy.
4 p.m. 3 p.m., 4 p.m. usually gets up.
We can't pod.
We've never podded with the sun up.
It's impossible.
The sun has to be down.
Are you at the point...
Would there be anybody that called you and said,
Hey, can you help me move?
Would you do that?
Are you there?
No.
Yeah, no, I would never.
That's insane.
No.
Not at our age.
Get a mover.
Oh, I would do it for, like, my little cousin who lives here.
Okay.
My younger cousin or, like, a family.
Great.
Yes, yes.
Always, always, always.
I would help someone move if, financially, I know they couldn't afford to hire
movers.
Now, would you help them move or would you just hire movers?
I'd hire movers, yeah.
Okay, that's your way.
But, I mean, I would help them.
That's me helping.
You're not hooking the couch around the staircase going up the hood.
I mean, because back in, I don't know how it was for, you know, you guys in New
York,
but we, Young Comics, moved every year out here.
I moved a thousand times.
Every year, you'd have to get a buddy to help you move to a different apartment
because you'd
do a one-year lease and then you'd be like, it's a dump and I can't afford it.
Or you're like, I want to move or get a new roommate.
I leveled up, I can get out of here.
Yeah, or, like, get more roommates to pay less rent because no one's home
because everyone's
on the road.
Right.
So, like, that staggering thing of your 20s, I'll never again, dude.
I never want to.
Moving is fucking, moving and going to the airport.
I'll never pick you up from the airport.
That's crazy.
I'll send you a car.
Okay.
I'll send, my parents, I'm always sending them cars.
Like, friends, if it's someone, you know, a good old friend from home, yeah,
let's just
send you a car.
If they're like, hey, can you scoop us?
I'm like, for sure.
There'll be a guy picking you up.
With an iPad with your name on it.
I cannot, I cannot go down there.
We go down so much for our job.
It's insane.
It's like, I don't want to fucking, I don't want to be there if I don't have to
be there.
It's like, when somebody goes, you're going to go hang out at the comedy club?
It's like, I don't have a spot.
And they're like, why not?
It's like, I don't want to hang out.
I don't want to go to the office if I don't have any work to do.
Yeah.
I don't really, it's not for me.
A goddamn gentleman.
I can't do it.
It's my job.
So it's weird to go.
Unless it's like, hey, someone's in town I haven't seen in a long time.
I'll go get a beer.
Right.
That's fine.
But I never understood hanging out at the spot if you're not working.
What's a night off look like for you?
A guy like you.
A lot of nights off lately, dude.
I'm doing a good job of trying to balance it.
Okay.
Home, dog, wife, movie, order in.
Order in.
We don't know how to cook, dude.
No.
Really?
I don't.
We tried.
It sucks.
It's boring.
It's shitty, then you got to clean it up, and then it's not that good.
You're like, let's make a professional do it.
Why are we doing this?
This guy's a dirtbag, actually.
We don't have any kids, dude.
It's like all the money that would go to a child goes to DoorDash and Postmates.
Okay.
I'm employing people.
Go ahead.
Hit them with it.
Yeah.
Here's a good question.
You get DoorDash, you know, whatever you get.
Yeah.
Do you eat out of that container or do you plate it?
Oh, container always.
Plate it?
You plate it?
Why?
Why dirty a dish?
We don't.
No.
No, I'm just saying I've done it.
You feel fancy.
I don't like to plate it because I know that's a dish that I wanted to avoid
having
it clean.
That's why I ordered it out.
No, no, no.
We're eating right out.
Last night, we had Thai food.
O'Connor came over with Sammy.
Shout out to O'Connor.
And we ordered some Thai.
This is her hair tie, by the way.
Yeah.
It looks like it, actually.
I got it from her at the store the other night.
Did you really?
I've been using it ever since.
How many girls do you ask for hair ties?
No, but that's a good move.
Yeah.
That's a good, that's a good, uh...
Yeah.
Hey, could I, do you mind if I grab a hair tie?
Obviously, she's dating our friend.
Obviously.
But if she was single...
Yes.
That's a good move.
That is a good move.
I got one more good move.
A buddy, a buddy was talking to me, um, about his single days, about his, his
favorite move
in New York.
This is pretty good.
I was like, what was your favorite move before you got married?
He goes, I would do this thing.
I'd be at a nightclub or a bar or whatever.
And I've noticed the girl that I, the pretty girl that I'm like looking for.
And he goes, I would wait until she makes eye contact.
And no matter what man was around her, like in any vicinity, I'd go, boyfriend,
I'd mouth
boyfriend.
And he goes, their reaction is the dead giveaway of whether it's okay to engage
or no.
Cause if they go, yeah, it's like, you know, it's my boyfriend like that.
Okay.
Close it down.
But, but if they go like this, they either go, he goes, they say no two ways.
They know like this, they go, no, like that.
Like, no, that's not, I don't know that man.
Or they go, no.
Then he goes, you're in.
Cause immediately standing next door.
This fucking piece of shit.
No, but he goes, that was my, he's like, that was my power move.
If they laughed at the idea that that would be my boyfriend, he goes, it was a
door open
of comedy for me to like, get him to.
Cause they were like, no.
And he'd come over and be like, I was hoping, you know, and then you engage.
I go that, I go, how often did it work?
He goes, well, constantly.
What does it mean if they ignore you?
Huh?
If they look at you and ignore you.
And call security.
Is this a thing?
Yeah.
They call security.
I feel like normal.
That man keeps staring at me asking if everyone's my boyfriend.
You'd go up to her.
You're like, is the bartender your boyfriend?
She's like, get this guy out of here, dude.
You can't do it when you're three feet away.
This one I saw, I saw in Ireland work, not even joking.
It sounds crazy.
I saw a hundred percent of the time.
I was, it wasn't me.
It was, he was an Irish kid.
Uh, my buddies were, were staying there for a couple of months and I went over
for like
two weeks and stayed with them.
And we went out every night and the kid did this every night.
Like, and it, nobody ever got upset, which is wild.
Cause it's very me too.
He would, he would go, Hey, I'm a, he'd be talking to a girl.
We'd be smoking out front or whatever.
And he'd go, Hey, where'd you get those fake eyelashes?
And she'd be like, these are my real eyelashes.
He goes, he goes, I'm a, he's like, I'm a makeup artist.
Like I've done everybody.
Like those are for sure fake eyelashes.
And they go, no, they're not.
These are my real natural.
He's like, you don't have to lie to me.
Everybody else will buy it.
I'm not buying it.
He's like, they're good.
That's why I'm saying it.
And they go, no, he goes, look, I'll show you the scene.
Close your, look up in the light and close your eyes.
And they would do that.
And then he would kiss them on the lips.
And it worked a hundred percent of the time.
It was fucking crazy.
Was he a real makeup artist?
No.
That's pretty good.
Can I talk to you for a second?
I also had a, I also knew a kid that would say before the internet was real big.
You said he was the punter for the Philly soul.
Sure.
The arena football.
Hey, who knows?
Yeah.
Could have been.
See, that is a good move.
It is, it is crossing a massive line, but yeah, that's a good move.
I guess I didn't say it was a good move.
I just said it was.
That's insane.
Kissing a random woman on the top.
That was wild.
Dude, this is like, it was a different time.
Yeah, I know.
It was when you could still be at a bar and just like, you could still beat up
a minority.
Nobody complained about it.
You know, the good old days.
Yeah.
No, you know what?
It's, it's, it's, it's, um, it's the negging.
That's what it is.
It is.
When you're being mean.
That was the old days of like, what was the guy that wrote the book about being
mean to
girls?
Mystery.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
But he's big in our, he's big in our world.
The Game.
It's called The Game.
Oh, I don't know.
Do you know what I'm talking about?
He wrote a book.
My roommate, my first roommate in LA read this book.
It transformed his entire life.
What a scumbag.
Is it called The Game?
Am I right?
By Neil Strauss.
Neil Strauss.
Exactly.
He wrote this entire book.
It's basically, they made a TV show about it.
It's basically about.
Not the Michael Douglas vehicle, right?
That's not yet.
Right now.
Yes.
Michael Douglas, Sean Penn.
Correct.
No, it's not.
Great movie, though.
Great movie.
It's about being mean to women in a strategic way that gets them to fall into
your trap.
And he wrote a book about it, and millions of men followed this as Bible,
including my
first roommate in Los Angeles.
And honestly, dude, I shit on it heavily to his face, because I was like, this
is the dumbest.
This book is stupid.
This is gross.
This is also like disingenuous and phony.
He would get so many women from it.
It was unbelievable.
It's crazy.
It blew my mind.
And this guy, I mean, he couldn't, I mean, insane.
He couldn't tie his shoes.
The guy was such a goof.
You still talk to him?
Absolutely not.
No.
Yeah.
No.
No, we went very different ways.
He painted the ceiling.
The guy was a maniac.
I came home one day, he was painting the ceiling.
I was like, what are you doing?
He's like, I painted all the walls.
You got to paint the ceiling.
I was like, you've never been in a house before?
It was insane.
He used to leave candles on all the time.
He had candles on, be in his bed, reading a book by himself.
You know, oh, you know what he would do to light the candles?
Turn on the stove.
That's wild.
You turn on the stove and leave the light on.
And we had an old stove, you know, the pilot light ones.
So I was like, that's right next to a leaky little gas light.
Who knows if one of them, pop, pop, pop, pop.
Anyway, shout out.
He knows who he is.
Hey, you know.
You know who he is.
Dude, he's like five chicks around him right now.
He probably does.
That's me, ladies, right there.
Anyway, this is my roommate.
He was a good kid.
He was a good kid.
Huh.
Never cook.
No.
Honestly, we try.
My wife does try sometimes.
But, okay, here's another way to look at it.
We both work full-time, right?
Uh-huh.
I have my job.
She has hers.
I don't want the expectation for her or me to come home and have to cook
because we've been doing shit all day.
So it's like a celebration.
It's like a sweet treat.
And we do get a sweet treat almost every single night.
Is that right?
Have to.
Do you over order?
Do you go like, we'll split an appetizer, we'll each get a dish,
and we'll split a dessert?
Or do you go like, get the fucking this?
No.
We get as much as we can, and then you have leftovers for the next few days.
You do the leftovers.
I'm a huge leftover guy.
I'm an Irish Catholic.
My grandmother had stuff that expired seven years ago in her fridge,
and we'd still eat it.
My grandmother refused to throw shit away.
That was, like, insane.
She raised 10 kids.
Nothing was going to waste.
So we were big leftover family, and I know people that don't eat it.
It doesn't bother me at all.
My mom rolls the dice on Chobani very heavy.
She has a lot of faith.
Chobani is cultured.
Yeah, it's already.
It's already gone bad.
Yeah.
A lot of faith.
Yeah, but I see.
That stuff, the only thing that would bother me that would go potentially bad
would be, like, when milk flips, you know, and you're like,
all right, that flip.
But I will sometimes.
Whole neighborhood knows.
You know when milk's right on the edge?
Yeah.
Like, before it transitions?
It's a little better.
What, milk?
When milk is pre-op, when it's a pre-op, you're like, uh-oh.
It hasn't transitioned yet.
I'll do it.
It gives the cereal a little twang.
Just a little bite.
Yeah, a little bite.
I know what you're talking about.
Yeah, so we don't ever cook.
We try.
She does.
And she's actually pretty good when she does.
Her time, it's like, she's got so much shit on her plate,
I don't want her to feel like she has to, like, cook for us.
So, and I'm not going to cook because I'm fucking atrocious at cooking.
Yeah.
I'm so bad.
I'm sorry, go ahead.
No, I'm just terrible at it.
It's a waste of my time.
You guys do any entertaining over at the house?
Yeah, we have small sections of friends come over.
Like that, like, Ocani coming over last night.
Like, I'll have a couple of people.
Sure.
Like, I'll have a couple of people.
Like, I'll have a couple of people.
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Stop Asking Andrew Santino for Favors

I am more selective as I get older.
If it's someone I love and I respect and love, yeah.
But if it's someone that's had kind of a...
Or it's also, sometimes if it's just someone in my life that only asks for
favors.
Like, hey, can you come help me with this thing?
Or can I call you about the thing?
And I'm like, never like a, hey, what's up?
Or like a, you know what I mean?
If it's only favors from buddies that I know, like in town, I don't know, then
I get a little like...
It's tough too, because we're like, we're very, you know, you got to become
very aware of that when you're like...
We were going to ask somebody to like, if they wanted to do the show or
something,
I feel like every time, I don't want to make it seem like I'm going to this
person for stuff all the time.
Yeah, but not... Pods are fine. Pods are different.
This is like, have fun, hang out, do a pod.
It's supposed to work.
But I'm talking about favors like...
Favors, like favors.
I was going to ask you.
People that need stuff and you're like, all right, well, I guess.
I mean, you didn't talk to me for six months, but now you're like...
Can you give me Bobby Lee's number?
Honestly, he told me specifically not to give it to you.
We love you, Bobby.
I don't. I don't.
Can't stand the guy. Love him to death, actually.
I got one of them.
Yeah.
And he's got a little...
He's got Japanese hair today, too, tied up in the bow.
His name's Blubby Lee.
That's just rude.
It's a comedy pod.
We need Bobby here to balance this out.
Yeah, no, no, no. We don't. He's sleeping.
Let me ask you this.
I bet you Bobby sleeps heavy and messy.
4 p.m. 3 p.m., 4 p.m. usually gets up.
We can't pod.
We've never podded with the sun up.
It's impossible.
The sun has to be down.
Are you at the point...
Would there be anybody that called you and said,
Hey, can you help me move?
Would you do that?
Are you there?
No.
Yeah, no, I would never.
That's insane.
No.
Not at our age.
Get a mover.
Oh, I would do it for, like, my little cousin who lives here.
Okay.
My younger cousin or, like, a family.
Great.
Yes, yes.
Always, always, always.
I would help someone move if, financially, I know they couldn't afford to hire
movers.
Now, would you help them move or would you just hire movers?
I'd hire movers, yeah.
Okay, that's your way.
But, I mean, I would help them.
That's me helping.
You're not hooking the couch around the staircase going up the hood.
I mean, because back in, I don't know how it was for, you know, you guys in New
York,
but we, Young Comics, moved every year out here.
I moved a thousand times.
Every year, you'd have to get a buddy to help you move to a different apartment
because you'd
do a one-year lease and then you'd be like, it's a dump and I can't afford it.
Or you're like, I want to move or get a new roommate.
I leveled up, I can get out of here.
Yeah, or, like, get more roommates to pay less rent because no one's home
because everyone's
on the road.
Right.
So, like, that staggering thing of your 20s, I'll never again, dude.
I never want to.
Moving is fucking, moving and going to the airport.
I'll never pick you up from the airport.
That's crazy.
I'll send you a car.
Okay.
I'll send, my parents, I'm always sending them cars.
Like, friends, if it's someone, you know, a good old friend from home, yeah,
let's just
send you a car.
If they're like, hey, can you scoop us?
I'm like, for sure.
There'll be a guy picking you up.
With an iPad with your name on it.
I cannot, I cannot go down there.
We go down so much for our job.
It's insane.
It's like, I don't want to fucking, I don't want to be there if I don't have to
be there.
It's like, when somebody goes, you're going to go hang out at the comedy club?
It's like, I don't have a spot.
And they're like, why not?
It's like, I don't want to hang out.
I don't want to go to the office if I don't have any work to do.
Yeah.
I don't really, it's not for me.
A goddamn gentleman.
I can't do it.
It's my job.
So it's weird to go.
Unless it's like, hey, someone's in town I haven't seen in a long time.
I'll go get a beer.
Right.
That's fine.
But I never understood hanging out at the spot if you're not working.
What's a night off look like for you?
A guy like you.
A lot of nights off lately, dude.
I'm doing a good job of trying to balance it.
Okay.
Home, dog, wife, movie, order in.
Order in.
We don't know how to cook, dude.
No.
Really?
I don't.
We tried.
It sucks.
It's boring.
It's shitty, then you got to clean it up, and then it's not that good.
You're like, let's make a professional do it.
Why are we doing this?
This guy's a dirtbag, actually.
We don't have any kids, dude.
It's like all the money that would go to a child goes to DoorDash and Postmates.
Okay.
I'm employing people.
Go ahead.
Hit them with it.
Yeah.
Here's a good question.
You get DoorDash, you know, whatever you get.
Yeah.
Do you eat out of that container or do you plate it?
Oh, container always.
Plate it?
You plate it?
Why?
Why dirty a dish?
We don't.
No.
No, I'm just saying I've done it.
You feel fancy.
I don't like to plate it because I know that's a dish that I wanted to avoid
having
it clean.
That's why I ordered it out.
No, no, no.
We're eating right out.
Last night, we had Thai food.
O'Connor came over with Sammy.
Shout out to O'Connor.
And we ordered some Thai.
This is her hair tie, by the way.
Yeah.
It looks like it, actually.
I got it from her at the store the other night.
Did you really?
I've been using it ever since.
How many girls do you ask for hair ties?
No, but that's a good move.
Yeah.
That's a good, that's a good, uh...
Yeah.
Hey, could I, do you mind if I grab a hair tie?
Obviously, she's dating our friend.
Obviously.
But if she was single...
Yes.
That's a good move.
That is a good move.
I got one more good move.
A buddy, a buddy was talking to me, um, about his single days, about his, his
favorite move
in New York.
This is pretty good.
I was like, what was your favorite move before you got married?
He goes, I would do this thing.
I'd be at a nightclub or a bar or whatever.
And I've noticed the girl that I, the pretty girl that I'm like looking for.
And he goes, I would wait until she makes eye contact.
And no matter what man was around her, like in any vicinity, I'd go, boyfriend,
I'd mouth
boyfriend.
And he goes, their reaction is the dead giveaway of whether it's okay to engage
or no.
Cause if they go, yeah, it's like, you know, it's my boyfriend like that.
Okay.
Close it down.
But, but if they go like this, they either go, he goes, they say no two ways.
They know like this, they go, no, like that.
Like, no, that's not, I don't know that man.
Or they go, no.
Then he goes, you're in.
Cause immediately standing next door.
This fucking piece of shit.
No, but he goes, that was my, he's like, that was my power move.
If they laughed at the idea that that would be my boyfriend, he goes, it was a
door open
of comedy for me to like, get him to.
Cause they were like, no.
And he'd come over and be like, I was hoping, you know, and then you engage.
I go that, I go, how often did it work?
He goes, well, constantly.
What does it mean if they ignore you?
Huh?
If they look at you and ignore you.
And call security.
Is this a thing?
Yeah.
They call security.
I feel like normal.
That man keeps staring at me asking if everyone's my boyfriend.
You'd go up to her.
You're like, is the bartender your boyfriend?
She's like, get this guy out of here, dude.
You can't do it when you're three feet away.
This one I saw, I saw in Ireland work, not even joking.
It sounds crazy.
I saw a hundred percent of the time.
I was, it wasn't me.
It was, he was an Irish kid.
Uh, my buddies were, were staying there for a couple of months and I went over
for like
two weeks and stayed with them.
And we went out every night and the kid did this every night.
Like, and it, nobody ever got upset, which is wild.
Cause it's very me too.
He would, he would go, Hey, I'm a, he'd be talking to a girl.
We'd be smoking out front or whatever.
And he'd go, Hey, where'd you get those fake eyelashes?
And she'd be like, these are my real eyelashes.
He goes, he goes, I'm a, he's like, I'm a makeup artist.
Like I've done everybody.
Like those are for sure fake eyelashes.
And they go, no, they're not.
These are my real natural.
He's like, you don't have to lie to me.
Everybody else will buy it.
I'm not buying it.
He's like, they're good.
That's why I'm saying it.
And they go, no, he goes, look, I'll show you the scene.
Close your, look up in the light and close your eyes.
And they would do that.
And then he would kiss them on the lips.
And it worked a hundred percent of the time.
It was fucking crazy.
Was he a real makeup artist?
No.
That's pretty good.
Can I talk to you for a second?
I also had a, I also knew a kid that would say before the internet was real big.
You said he was the punter for the Philly soul.
Sure.
The arena football.
Hey, who knows?
Yeah.
Could have been.
See, that is a good move.
It is, it is crossing a massive line, but yeah, that's a good move.
I guess I didn't say it was a good move.
I just said it was.
That's insane.
Kissing a random woman on the top.
That was wild.
Dude, this is like, it was a different time.
Yeah, I know.
It was when you could still be at a bar and just like, you could still beat up
a minority.
Nobody complained about it.
You know, the good old days.
Yeah.
No, you know what?
It's, it's, it's, it's, um, it's the negging.
That's what it is.
It is.
When you're being mean.
That was the old days of like, what was the guy that wrote the book about being
mean to
girls?
Mystery.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
But he's big in our, he's big in our world.
The Game.
It's called The Game.
Oh, I don't know.
Do you know what I'm talking about?
He wrote a book.
My roommate, my first roommate in LA read this book.
It transformed his entire life.
What a scumbag.
Is it called The Game?
Am I right?
By Neil Strauss.
Neil Strauss.
Exactly.
He wrote this entire book.
It's basically, they made a TV show about it.
It's basically about.
Not the Michael Douglas vehicle, right?
That's not yet.
Right now.
Yes.
Michael Douglas, Sean Penn.
Correct.
No, it's not.
Great movie, though.
Great movie.
It's about being mean to women in a strategic way that gets them to fall into
your trap.
And he wrote a book about it, and millions of men followed this as Bible,
including my
first roommate in Los Angeles.
And honestly, dude, I shit on it heavily to his face, because I was like, this
is the dumbest.
This book is stupid.
This is gross.
This is also like disingenuous and phony.
He would get so many women from it.
It was unbelievable.
It's crazy.
It blew my mind.
And this guy, I mean, he couldn't, I mean, insane.
He couldn't tie his shoes.
The guy was such a goof.
You still talk to him?
Absolutely not.
No.
Yeah.
No.
No, we went very different ways.
He painted the ceiling.
The guy was a maniac.
I came home one day, he was painting the ceiling.
I was like, what are you doing?
He's like, I painted all the walls.
You got to paint the ceiling.
I was like, you've never been in a house before?
It was insane.
He used to leave candles on all the time.
He had candles on, be in his bed, reading a book by himself.
You know, oh, you know what he would do to light the candles?
Turn on the stove.
That's wild.
You turn on the stove and leave the light on.
And we had an old stove, you know, the pilot light ones.
So I was like, that's right next to a leaky little gas light.
Who knows if one of them, pop, pop, pop, pop.
Anyway, shout out.
He knows who he is.
Hey, you know.
You know who he is.
Dude, he's like five chicks around him right now.
He probably does.
That's me, ladies, right there.
Anyway, this is my roommate.
He was a good kid.
He was a good kid.
Huh.
Never cook.
No.
Honestly, we try.
My wife does try sometimes.
But, okay, here's another way to look at it.
We both work full-time, right?
Uh-huh.
I have my job.
She has hers.
I don't want the expectation for her or me to come home and have to coo