Name: Mojo Brookzz Thought He Could Go on Fear Factor...He Could Not
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what'd your mom do what your dad do tell us the whole story so my mom uh my mom
for a long time
worked for mcdonald's corporation okay safety department yeah so yeah so good
job we ate mcdonald's
for years wait hold on isn't mcdonald's university at in chicago yes she used
to work at the campus
get the fuck out of here she took us to the hamburger university where they go
in and they
know oh yeah we seen all that stuff like all of it like i mean we used to my
mom used to get to
make chicken patties and bring them home at the house we used to have them at
the house the patties
the pancakes really man bro listen to me i'm mcdonald's out like me too like i
huge i i we
didn't have so much mcdonald's over the years it's like it's crazy like you got
the patties like you
would get like the the chicken patties at the grocery store you got them like
that yeah they
in the plastic in a clear plastic bag i mean they actually tasted better at
home yeah because you
could probably do your own stuff and then we didn't have all those fancy buns
we had regular wonder
bread that's awesome you know what i'm saying that's my type of guy talking
about mcdonald's
off the jump big man's in making it at home yeah yeah yeah your mom's like a
movie star yeah
crazy so so my dad really like
so my dad my dad was uh my dad was a hustler nice um and then you know
he he knew he had to kind of provide a life where he would be around right
family so he ended up
you know starting his own business as a general contractor no kidding yeah and
then he went on
to be very successful at that and that's great you know took care of the family
and um i think i'm the
first entertainer in our family uh so everything is a little different to them
you know yeah we have
so we have a similar similar vibe to it yeah yeah what the hell are you doing
yeah until he starts
seeing some of the checks and i go yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah and then you know i
brought my dad a car
in yeah there you go like i don't care what i ever said you keep going you keep
going all that real
all that real job i said yeah yeah you're good fuck it don't worry about that
what'd you get for
him i bought him a um a 2025 bmw x6 let's go let's go man yeah we're getting he
always that was a bmw
he wanted to 745 a lot but they don't make the 745 anymore so he they don't
make it anymore no why
not i don't know damn but they don't make it that was when we was kids that was
the car he wanted
he's always saying i want a bmw i want a bmw i'm gonna tell you a quick story
about that please so
we used to go and test drive the bmws with no intent i picked up on it you
talking to the sales
dude you're built for the show bro you you have no intention on buying one so
we would we would go
we would test drive him and you know he'll be asking all these questions like
like pops we've
been here 20 times not buying this car so we i remember we were driving home
one day and he was like
all right i'm gonna get that car one day i'm gonna get it one day and i took it
upon myself and i was
like pop i'm gonna buy you the car and he was like all right remember you got
to keep your word
so the first opportunity i thought i had to buy with bmw i was a sophomore in
high school
what the hell are you doing a sophomore in high school can i 745 can i tell y'all
what happened
of course you can let me get there so y'all remember the show fear factor yeah
okay so fear factor was
coming to the high schools in chicago okay and they were doing like a special
taping of the students for
a chance to win 75 000 okay so when they came to my class they they gave us the
you know the consent
form i could went home i said pops i slammed the paper on the desk i said i'm
going on fear factor
i'm gonna win the money we're gonna get the bmw so i went to school the next
day i was turning
my consent form and they had the rep from from fear factor come and they was
like listen the first
challenge in order to be on the show not i turn this in and i'm already on it
you got to do some
shit to get on it they was like the first challenge you gotta do is lay in a
bathtub full of rats
oh hell no so i went back home and i told my dad i don't think you're gonna get
the car right now
no shit dude i got you a bus pass i don't think you gotta wait a couple years
so then once i finally
you know got into a space where you know i'm touring i'm doing well sure i
wouldn't get it i love the
confidence yeah me too he had that car he had that car till the iguanas came
out yeah yeah yeah i thought
i thought i was gonna have to go eat a couple ants or something i did i didn't
did that on accident a
couple times anyways but rats that's where i draw the line damn rats and snakes
yeah i can't do the
rats at all i don't even like to watch a snake eat a rat that's how bad i can't
even do it scary i can't do it
oh yeah okay uh were you a good student was i a good student uh when you say
good student like did
i get good grades i don't know but that's a good answer your honor or did i or
did i get in trouble
when i was in class uh a little bit of both um you know what i wasn't i wasn't
a a misbehaved child
um but i was very lazy in school yeah so you know my mom used to say you you
got the potential to get
straight a's you just got by though i just got back did you take the sat's or
the cat's yeah i took that
yeah i took that the sat was that to go to high school you go to college yeah
yeah yeah you remember
what you got yeah some bullshit like like a 36. the act yeah act yeah what did
i say c-a-t
s-a-t they got two though s-a-t we the east coast takes the s-a-t's and then i
guess the midwest does
be uh yeah all of them some bullshit anyway did you did you apply to college
did you go to college i did
so i ended up going to this school called westwood college you know the
colleges that got the
commercials oh yeah yeah you want to be in criminal justice we are hands-on we
teach you how to do
fingerprints investigate crimes and i fell for it and i went there and you
wanted you wanted to be in
i want to be a criminal i got a degree in criminal justice okay from westwood
college but the the
credits the school ended up going out of business so they they end up i they
were still trying to get
the financial aid loans and i'm like but the school don't exist so who am i
paying who's getting the
money we're getting the money oh yeah yeah so anyways i ended up uh i ended up
going i finished but
thank god they cleared up my student loan so i don't owe i don't owe anybody
that's good so what
did you want to do with that you wanted to get in law enforcement you want to
be a private investigator
i want it to be no no pick it up if you need to we don't need we'll cut it off
take your time somebody take your time i said hello we'll pause it yeah pause
it yeah of course
damn you got calling you on vacation very cool you're handling business right
now very cool
how's it cool trying to take this thing to the next level i love it all right
where was it
i'm in spain i'm in i'm in madrid right now for the listeners out there mojo
just got an incredibly
important phone from one of the biggest guys in hollywood crazy a second first
here on the show
from a broken down rented car to that was wild it was crazy it was wild you
know what i appreciate
you guys allowing me to of course what what are we gonna say no that's the most
famous i've ever
been dude that was awesome i'm gonna call my mom when i get done that was
awesome that was wild dude
okay uh very cool so criminal justice school huh yeah yeah yeah yeah i want to
be a cop
want to be a cop want to be a lawyer i want to be a judge man really yeah but
see remember
a judge in chicago judge that'd be pretty good you know what now i want to
write a show like that
where but i don't want to be the judge like i want to do like a show where like
i'm the the lawyer
for all the baby daddies in the world it's okay and you got to come to this
court first before we
determine if you go to the big court to put your baby daddy on child support
but i want to represent
the good fathers that get put on child support and they don't they shouldn't be
on there gotcha
you know what i'm saying yeah yeah but i want to be i want to be the lawyer i
don't want to be the
judge gotcha like everybody always is the judge i don't want to be the judge
that makes but i did
want to be like like seriously i was really like wanted to be an fbi agent i
want to do all that
shit man but you know as you know like you was talking about my crew i got in
trouble when i was 17
years old okay what uh your honor your honor what happened no it happened but
no honestly it was real
it wasn't as bad as how it looked you know what i'm saying you really you don't
realize how serious
it is to get serious of course uh so after that it was kind of like you know i
got my criminal justice
degree and i almost was a chicago police officer but i started going viral
right before they called me to
come back really gotcha and i was like i'd rather tell jokes than get shot at i'm
with you sure
makes sense what was your first job what was the first job you ever had my
first job i ever had
i was a cashier at wendy's nice well what'd your mom think about that you got
excited look at what'd
your mom think about that uh you know what that's like going against the family
was it it was wendy's
it was wendy's but i was there maybe about a year year and a half and then but
everybody's in my
family my mother has got them a job at mcdonald's gotcha everybody so you
worked there i'd have where
i worked at mcdonald's a few different mcdonald's like how'd you like that
location the not the
restaurant not the restaurant i worked at different locations though he wasn't
professor at the
university no no professor he could but i was in security i was a drive-thru
captain though
what's a drive-thru captain some shit i made up i was the best i was the best
at working a drive-thru
i used to hype them up they used to come up they used to have these uh they
started to strawberry
lemon this frozen strawberry lemonade they used to do this is how i got the
drive-thru captain
position because how excited i used to be to sell it so they'll come through
the drive-thru and i'd be
like welcome to mcdonald's would you like to try our new strawberry lemonade
pretty good and they'll be
i wasn't gonna get one but now i want one now and right then and there i sold
the most
strawberry lemonade's in history look this up man look it up look it up that's
a printed stack google
it man chat gbt it i was a strawberry lemonade seller do you get a piece of
that you get any
commissions on that for mcdonald's yeah they gave me some coupons bro i used to
have like oh man i
missed that's what i missed my mom used to have like free free big mac meals or
free value meal like
we used to have these cars in our wallet like look at you you wish you had one
i just got lost in his
eyes you did pause pause pause but we definitely used to man we used to have
all types of free dessert
free free apple pies i mean when i tell you she was locked in at mcdonald's i
mean even to this day
though she still got friends that still work for the company or whatever but i
love it one of i one of
the questions i would love to ask because it happened to me many a handful of
times in a mcdonald's
drive-through did would anybody not have the money to cover the paint like with
their card get declined
yeah and what would you do you just got to go i mean because that's happened to
me a handful of
times where i'd order and then get to pay and they'd be like your car didn't go
through i didn't have
enough cash let me tell you something how serious i was about being a drive-through
captain the captain
this is how serious i was a guy came through one day swiped his card i handed
it back to him and he
drove off but it got declined he went to the next window they was handing him
the food before he can
get the food in his hand i had ran to the next window and took the food back
and said your car declined
do you have another car tonight and he had another car and i took the food and
went back and i swiped that
card go through no get the hell out of my line i said take that to burger king
this is mcdonald's sir take that broke the burger king
Thank you.

Mojo Brookzz Thought He Could Go on Fear Factor...He Could Not

what'd your mom do what your dad do tell us the whole story so my mom uh my mom
for a long time
worked for mcdonald's corporation okay safety department yeah so yeah so good
job we ate mcdonald's
for years wait hold on isn't mcdonald's university at in chicago yes she used
to work at the campus
get the fuck out of here she took us to the hamburger university where they go
in and they
know oh yeah we seen all that stuff like all of it like i mean we used to my
mom used to get to
make chicken patties and bring them home at the house we used to have them at
the house the patties
the pancakes really man bro listen to me i'm mcdonald's out like me too like i
huge i i we
didn't have so much mcdonald's over the years it's like it's crazy like you got
the patties like you
would get like the the chicken patties at the grocery store you got them like
that yeah they
in the plastic in a clear plastic bag i mean they actually tasted better at
home yeah because you
could probably do your own stuff and then we didn't have all those fancy buns
we had regular wonder
bread that's awesome you know what i'm saying that's my type of guy talking
about mcdonald's
off the jump big man's in making it at home yeah yeah yeah your mom's like a
movie star yeah
crazy so so my dad really like
so my dad my dad was uh my dad was a hustler nice um and then you know
he he knew he had to kind of provide a life where he would be around right
family so he ended up
you know starting his own business as a general contractor no kidding yeah and
then he went on
to be very successful at that and that's great you know took care of the family
and um i think i'm the
first entertainer in our family uh so everything is a little different to them
you know yeah we have
so we have a similar similar vibe to it yeah yeah what the hell are you doing
yeah until he starts
seeing some of the checks and i go yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah and then you know i
brought my dad a car
in yeah there you go like i don't care what i ever said you keep going you keep
going all that real
all that real job i said yeah yeah you're good fuck it don't worry about that
what'd you get for
him i bought him a um a 2025 bmw x6 let's go let's go man yeah we're getting he
always that was a bmw
he wanted to 745 a lot but they don't make the 745 anymore so he they don't
make it anymore no why
not i don't know damn but they don't make it that was when we was kids that was
the car he wanted
he's always saying i want a bmw i want a bmw i'm gonna tell you a quick story
about that please so
we used to go and test drive the bmws with no intent i picked up on it you
talking to the sales
dude you're built for the show bro you you have no intention on buying one so
we would we would go
we would test drive him and you know he'll be asking all these questions like
like pops we've
been here 20 times not buying this car so we i remember we were driving home
one day and he was like
all right i'm gonna get that car one day i'm gonna get it one day and i took it
upon myself and i was
like pop i'm gonna buy you the car and he was like all right remember you got
to keep your word
so the first opportunity i thought i had to buy with bmw i was a sophomore in
high school
what the hell are you doing a sophomore in high school can i 745 can i tell y'all
what happened
of course you can let me get there so y'all remember the show fear factor yeah
okay so fear factor was
coming to the high schools in chicago okay and they were doing like a special
taping of the students for
a chance to win 75 000 okay so when they came to my class they they gave us the
you know the consent
form i could went home i said pops i slammed the paper on the desk i said i'm
going on fear factor
i'm gonna win the money we're gonna get the bmw so i went to school the next
day i was turning
my consent form and they had the rep from from fear factor come and they was
like listen the first
challenge in order to be on the show not i turn this in and i'm already on it
you got to do some
shit to get on it they was like the first challenge you gotta do is lay in a
bathtub full of rats
oh hell no so i went back home and i told my dad i don't think you're gonna get
the car right now
no shit dude i got you a bus pass i don't think you gotta wait a couple years
so then once i finally
you know got into a space where you know i'm touring i'm doing well sure i
wouldn't get it i love the
confidence yeah me too he had that car he had that car till the iguanas came
out yeah yeah yeah i thought
i thought i was gonna have to go eat a couple ants or something i did i didn't
did that on accident a
couple times anyways but rats that's where i draw the line damn rats and snakes
yeah i can't do the
rats at all i don't even like to watch a snake eat a rat that's how bad i can't
even do it scary i can't do it
oh yeah okay uh were you a good student was i a good student uh when you say
good student like did
i get good grades i don't know but that's a good answer your honor or did i or
did i get in trouble
when i was in class uh a little bit of both um you know what i wasn't i wasn't
a a misbehaved child
um but i was very lazy in school yeah so you know my mom used to say you you
got the potential to get
straight a's you just got by though i just got back did you take the sat's or
the cat's yeah i took that
yeah i took that the sat was that to go to high school you go to college yeah
yeah yeah you remember
what you got yeah some bullshit like like a 36. the act yeah act yeah what did
i say c-a-t
s-a-t they got two though s-a-t we the east coast takes the s-a-t's and then i
guess the midwest does
be uh yeah all of them some bullshit anyway did you did you apply to college
did you go to college i did
so i ended up going to this school called westwood college you know the
colleges that got the
commercials oh yeah yeah you want to be in criminal justice we are hands-on we
teach you how to do
fingerprints investigate crimes and i fell for it and i went there and you
wanted you wanted to be in
i want to be a criminal i got a degree in criminal justice okay from westwood
college but the the
credits the school ended up going out of business so they they end up i they
were still trying to get
the financial aid loans and i'm like but the school don't exist so who am i
paying who's getting the
money we're getting the money oh yeah yeah so anyways i ended up uh i ended up
going i finished but
thank god they cleared up my student loan so i don't owe i don't owe anybody
that's good so what
did you want to do with that you wanted to get in law enforcement you want to
be a private investigator
i want it to be no no pick it up if you need to we don't need we'll cut it off
take your time somebody take your time i said hello we'll pause it yeah pause
it yeah of course
damn you got calling you on vacation very cool you're handling business right
now very cool
how's it cool trying to take this thing to the next level i love it all right
where was it
i'm in spain i'm in i'm in madrid right now for the listeners out there mojo
just got an incredibly
important phone from one of the biggest guys in hollywood crazy a second first
here on the show
from a broken down rented car to that was wild it was crazy it was wild you
know what i appreciate
you guys allowing me to of course what what are we gonna say no that's the most
famous i've ever
been dude that was awesome i'm gonna call my mom when i get done that was
awesome that was wild dude
okay uh very cool so criminal justice school huh yeah yeah yeah yeah i want to
be a cop
want to be a cop want to be a lawyer i want to be a judge man really yeah but
see remember
a judge in chicago judge that'd be pretty good you know what now i want to
write a show like that
where but i don't want to be the judge like i want to do like a show where like
i'm the the lawyer
for all the baby daddies in the world it's okay and you got to come to this
court first before we
determine if you go to the big court to put your baby daddy on child support
but i want to represent
the good fathers that get put on child support and they don't they shouldn't be
on there gotcha
you know what i'm saying yeah yeah but i want to be i want to be the lawyer i
don't want to be the
judge gotcha like everybody always is the judge i don't want to be the judge
that makes but i did
want to be like like seriously i was really like wanted to be an fbi agent i
want to do all that
shit man but you know as you know like you was talking about my crew i got in
trouble when i was 17
years old okay what uh your honor your honor what happened no it happened but
no honestly it was real
it wasn't as bad as how it looked you know what i'm saying you really you don't
realize how serious
it is to get serious of course uh so after that it was kind of like you know i
got my criminal justice
degree and i almost was a chicago police officer but i started going viral
right before they called me to
come back really gotcha and i was like i'd rather tell jokes than get shot at i'm
with you sure
makes sense what was your first job what was the first job you ever had my
first job i ever had
i was a cashier at wendy's nice well what'd your mom think about that you got
excited look at what'd
your mom think about that uh you know what that's like going against the family
was it it was wendy's
it was wendy's but i was there maybe about a year year and a half and then but
everybody's in my
family my mother has got them a job at mcdonald's gotcha everybody so you
worked there i'd have where
i worked at mcdonald's a few different mcdonald's like how'd you like that
location the not the
restaurant not the restaurant i worked at different locations though he wasn't
professor at the
university no no professor he could but i was in security i was a drive-thru
captain though
what's a drive-thru captain some shit i made up i was the best i was the best
at working a drive-thru
i used to hype them up they used to come up they used to have these uh they
started to strawberry
lemon this frozen strawberry lemonade they used to do this is how i got the
drive-thru captain
position because how excited i used to be to sell it so they'll come through
the drive-thru and i'd be
like welcome to mcdonald's would you like to try our new strawberry lemonade
pretty good and they'll be
i wasn't gonna get one but now i want one now and right then and there i sold
the most
strawberry lemonade's in history look this up man look it up look it up that's
a printed stack google
it man chat gbt it i was a strawberry lemonade seller do you get a piece of
that you get any
commissions on that for mcdonald's yeah they gave me some coupons bro i used to
have like oh man i
missed that's what i missed my mom used to have like free free big mac meals or
free value meal like
we used to have these cars in our wallet like look at you you wish you had one
i just got lost in his
eyes you did pause pause pause but we definitely used to man we used to have
all types of free dessert
free free apple pies i mean when i tell you she was locked in at mcdonald's i
mean even to this day
though she still got friends that still work for the company or whatever but i
love it one of i one of
the questions i would love to ask because it happened to me many a handful of
times in a mcdonald's
drive-through did would anybody not have the money to cover the paint like with
their card get declined
yeah and what would you do you just got to go i mean because that's happened to
me a handful of
times where i'd order and then get to pay and they'd be like your car didn't go
through i didn't have
enough cash let me tell you something how serious i was about being a drive-through
captain the captain
this is how serious i was a guy came through one day swiped his card i handed
it back to him and he
drove off but it got declined he went to the next window they was handing him
the food before he can
get the food in his hand i had ran to the next window and 