Name: Trashy Baseball Teams! | Are You Garbage Comedy Podcast w/ Kevin Ryan & H. Foley
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Trashy Baseball Teams! | Are You Garbage Comedy Podcast w/ Kevin Ryan & H. Foley

Holy moly, New York City and the surrounding areas, R U Garbage and Friends is
back.
We're going to be down there at the Comedy Cellar May 18th and June 15th.
You got two chances to see us, so come on out.
Yeah, tickets available at RUGarbage.com.
We got some of our favorite guests coming to play AYG with the crowd.
It's a small venue, so get your tickets before they sell out. We'll see you
there.
Hey, everybody out there, and welcome back to everybody's favorite podcast.
This is R U Garbage.
Hey, yeah.
It's that little show we sit down with your favorite comedians, and we find out
if they grew to be classy.
Yeah.
Or if they're just a big old piece of trash.
Trash, trash, trash.
Yeah, that's right.
I'm your host, H. Foley, coming at you on a beautiful day.
We're out back here at Tootie's in a new edition.
Unfortunately, Aunt Tootie came down with shingles.
Ah, geez, Louise.
Not sure what it is.
Okay.
But don't go near her.
I thought it was shingles.
That's all I know.
Okay.
I don't know what shingles is.
Do you?
Yeah, it's like a family of the chicken pox.
Is it?
I think so.
God damn it.
I was rubbing her back.
I think if you had to...
I think the one's a precursor.
Like, it's the chicken pox virus in you.
Broad I used to date at.
No, I'm joking.
Is that true?
I knew a girl I knew, and I had it in high school or something like that.
She's got it.
Yeah.
Who?
Tootie.
Okay.
Yeah.
Old broads get it.
Yeah, she's got it.
I think my stepdad, someone had it.
My cox is coming at you from across the table.
WebMD.
This is what we call a family episode.
Just the boys, the bozos, and the homies.
Just the way we like it.
I'll tell you that right now.
Mm-hmm.
Give it up for Kevin James Ryan, everybody.
Hey, what's up, gang?
Shout out to you.
As always, make sure you rate, view, subscribe on iTunes.
Full video available on YouTube.
Full video available over there on Spotify.
And the boys are climbing the mother friggin' charts, daddy-o.
We're in the charts.
We are the charts.
We are.
Yeah.
Okay?
We are the charts.
I am Queens Boulevard.
We reach the end and the beginning.
We are.
Right in the middle.
We are the algorithm.
Yeah.
Take that, Bezos.
Yeah, Bezos.
You and Zuckerberg.
Uh-huh.
Fucking dork.
Yeah, you tell him.
That guy sucks.
Not a 50-year-old guy with his hat on backwards.
Man, upside down.
I've been thinking about that.
A pair of stolen boots.
Don't ever wear a dead man's boots.
My boots aren't stolen.
Okay?
These boots are made for farting.
I got them at DSW.
DXL.
No.
No.
Yeah, okay.
Yeah, I got them at DSW.
Mm-hmm.
And they've really worn in well.
A dork shoe warehouse.
Free wedgies on the way out.
Hey!
Hey!
They shove you in a locker, save 5%.
Catch you in a wedgie on the way down the escalator.
Anyway, I've been thinking about that.
I really got to keep my mouth shut for a little while.
Hey, I got 50 bucks as you don't.
I really can't talk shit about anybody.
Uh-huh.
I mean, I've been thinking about it.
There's not really anybody I can run my mouth about and not be like, who the
fuck are you?
But you know why we love you?
Why?
Because you're going to do it anyway.
But I'm not.
I'm not.
I'm telling you right now.
You were just trashing all of us out there.
You fucking dick.
I'm not.
Because the fun's not in it when you realize.
When you're like, oh, fuck.
Uh-huh.
Yeah.
Yeah.
So, anyway, how are you doing?
How are you feeling?
I'm feeling pretty good.
One thing I do want to announce, obviously, is-
Oh, let's talk about this.
A little bit of special-
No idea what it is?
Oh, my God.
Yeah, Kippy, tell him.
This just came across my desk.
Hope this ain't about me.
Special announcement for the New York City area.
Let's go.
We are doing some AYG and friends over there at the Comedy Cellar Village
Underground.
Ooh, in the big room.
Yeah, we're doing one.
If you've seen them before, they're on our website.
We've done it with the Gramercy Theater, stuff like that.
We bring in a few of our favorite guests to play Are You Garbage with the crowd.
Yes.
With us.
Yes, with us on stage.
It's a good friggin' time.
First one is Monday, May 18th.
There's very few tickets left for that.
It might even be sold out by the time this comes out.
Yeah.
And then the next one is-
But get them.
But get them.
Obviously.
What the fuck?
What do you think I'm doing?
Man.
We need this!
And then the next one will be the following month, June 15th.
Mm-hmm.
Get them.
It's like a 200-person room.
Mm-hmm.
It's very small, very intimate.
They will go fast.
We've only been doing a little bit of posts, a little bit of sending some
emails, so get
the tickets.
Now we're announcing to the goddamn universe.
Yeah.
They're going to go.
Love that comedy cellar.
Love the comedy cellar.
Love that underground.
We got some tricks up our sleeve.
Some friends are going to be popping in, calling you trash.
You guys get to ask your questions.
It'll be a good time.
So do that.
Fun.
We're back, baby.
We are.
Kinda.
Depends who you ask.
We're trying.
Ha!
Any attorneys, we're not back.
Uh-huh.
I got a question for you.
What?
What?
I was just, what do you mean?
You're my, you're the co-host.
What are you talking about?
Talk to each other.
Yes.
Um, what, how do you, I don't want to think we've ever, you know, you're a bit
of a hater.
Yeah, I would say that.
You were going to push back.
Nah, I'm not pushing back no more.
Right?
You're a bit of a hater.
Yeah.
Right?
Duly noted.
For fun and also actual, some vitriol hate, which we all have.
Yeah.
A lot of, and, and, and, and, and, you know, a lot of times it is misguided and
I'll turn,
I'll turn hard.
Uh-huh.
Like, you know what?
I like that guy.
Yeah.
I just had that with somebody.
I can't remember who it was.
Oh, with people, for sure.
Yeah.
There's been people that you've hated, like, ah, fuck that guy, and then we've
had him
on, you're like, that's the nicest guy, that guy's awesome.
This was an actor that I didn't like, and I was like, you know what?
That guy's great.
Let me guess, he was successful?
Yeah, but I can't remember what he was in.
Just because of that, you know, people have actors they don't like or whatever,
you know
what I mean?
Mm-hmm.
You know what I mean?
You know, like, you don't get with this guy.
But, yeah.
I had that with Pattinson for a long time.
Robert Pattinson.
Uh-huh.
Well, he was introduced in a very, like, queefy kind of manner.
And I was older.
I don't know, but apparently he's a fantastic actor.
Oh, my God.
Yeah.
Tenet, he's great, even though that movie, like, come on, what are you doing?
I enjoyed it, but I get it.
I needed two Excedrin after that, Nolan.
Pull it back a little bit.
The Devil All the Time on Netflix, he did this crazy southern accent, which was
unbelievable.
Also, Tom Holland in that, fantastic.
Love that Spider-Man.
And, yeah, Batman, you know?
Sure.
The Batman.
So, I do that a lot.
But, what's your point?
This is more of a, Jesus Christ.
What the fuck?
Here's something else.
Oh, what's your point?
Like, we're not fucking pod, we're not six minutes into a podcast.
And what's your fucking problem?
That we do together.
And what about it?
Yeah, I got some issues.
I'm walking.
I'm eating a TV dinner.
How do you, how do you, with one sock on, how do you feel about the Savannah
Bananas?
Whoa.
You're asking me a political question on air like that?
They just put 50,000 in Yankee Stadium.
I mean.
It's the trashiest version of baseball.
I don't know what that is.
Would you go?
It's Globetrotter-esque, which was one of the first trashy questions they've
ever been to
Harlem Globetrotters game.
They put 50,000 people in Yankee Stadium.
They move tickets.
Who do they play?
The Washington Generals, you know what I mean?
Like a mate.
Oh, they play like college.
They played the party animals in Yankee Stadium.
I wasn't there.
I got a cig and a beer in the outfield.
You're out there grilling.
I'm up.
Someone bath for me.
I got these Johnsonville brats going.
If they get too hot, they'll burst.
Then we're screwed.
I'm going to ruin his outfit.
You ever catch a brat pop in your mouth?
Man.
Not in your mouth?
Sting.
It's the only way you can come.
Get out of here with that.
Yeah, man.
I mean, they're good baseball players, right?
I think, yeah.
I mean, I don't know.
That guy running around in that yellow suit, a little too much for me.
I thought they were all wearing yellow.
No, the owner.
Which, as a businessman, respect to you.
He's been told no to all his American dream story.
I don't think it's the toast of Are You Garbage that we can hate on the
Savannah Bananas.
I think I have to be a supporter of them.
I'm not hating on them.
But I'm not going to.
I mean, more power.
It's just, yeah, I don't know.
We've never really talked about it, oddly enough.
And it's such a spectacle.
I don't know really what it is.
It's a lot of too much dancing.
Call me old school.
I'm the son of a pipe fitter at the end of the day.
That's too much dancing.
But I think those guys are like legit baseball players.
They're a lot of college.
I mean, no, they're like really good baseball players.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
50,000 at Yankee Stadium.
I couldn't do that.
I couldn't put 50,000 up in the Bronx.
Hey, no way.
If that was the case, the seller would be sold out.
How have you?
You'd be up there.
Do they do like the YMCA and stuff, I imagine?
It's a lot of like TikTok stuff.
They'll be in the crowd.
But I got to give it to them.
They'll be in like the fourth row.
And get up and start doing the cha-cha slide or whatever.
Walk right down and grab the bat.
And like as it's being pit.
I don't know if the thing will make contact.
Get all pitties.
Also, I don't know if the party animals are the stiffest competition.
We're not talking about five-star athletes.
What other teams do they play?
Who do they got coming up?
They own like all the teams.
They own the league.
Yeah, they own the league.
So they play.
So a young player might start on the party animals and have to work his way up
to the bananas.
I think so.
Or you could start on the firefighters, the Texas tailgaters, the loco beach
coconuts, and the Indianapolis clowns.
What are the chances these are all the same guys?
The party animals are the same as the Texas roadsters or whatever.
I don't know, but I bet you those guys are doing pretty well and probably
closing some ass.
I mean, I think it's a very, sure.
Yeah.
Family-oriented organization?
Yeah, I mean, never mind.
They're all good-looking guys, I assume.
Of course they are.
I mean, they're all fucking, you know, they're all D1 athletes or fucking, you
know, they were in the minors and stuff like that.
There you go.
Yeah.
Shout out to them.
It seems, yeah.
How about we get a couple of tickets?
Where are they playing next closest?
Check it out.
We just missed them.
They're playing on Friday at Carb Max Park, Richmond, Virginia.
And then in Vegas, the same.
Oh, no.
They have two different teams.
They have two games going on.
There's two bananas?
Yeah, two games going on.
No shit.
The clowns are playing the firefighters and the bananas are playing the party
animals, maybe?
Wow, what happened?
Didn't they just beat them?
There's a subway series?
What happens when the clowns and the firefighters play?
Isn't that like the two dummy teams playing against each other?
Or is the Savannah bananas just the...
The WWE of it.
What?
I don't know.
That's the banana.
They call it banana ball.
So the banana ball is the league.
Banana ball is the league.
Yeah.
But there's no way the clowns versus the fucking...
The roadsters is...
That's like the general is playing the generals.
Yeah, is doing a 50,000.
I mean, they got to be playing like a smaller...
Where are they playing out in Vegas?
How big does this thing get?
The Las Vegas ballpark.
What's that?
Let's see.
Who played in Las Vegas on a baseball team?
It might have a...
I don't know.
Thanks.
Hey, Jim Nance.
Zip it.
Jim Nance.
What's the Broncos?
That's a deep cut.
I mean, you can fit 10K in the Las Vegas ballpark.
I've never seen you sell that