Name: Bobby Lee Thinks He’s Just Like Ryan Gosling
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Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bobby Lee Thinks He’s Just Like Ryan Gosling' from Bad Friends Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2026-05-01. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bobby Lee Thinks He’s Just Like Ryan Gosling' from Bad Friends Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2026-05-01. Transcript available.

what was your problem with uh project hail mary yeah what did you not like
about it
i just earlier in the day i saw rosemary's baby for the first time and it's
just not a good
combination of movies i know but that's just a far superior movie well they
have they have nothing
to do with they're not even remotely in the same category of film i said it was
fun ryan gosling
was fun i said if i was 10 that would probably be like my favorite movie if i
was like if you were
a child yeah so you're saying people that like it are childlike i'm surprised i'm
happy people are
going to the theaters yeah gosling is great the lady who was in anatomy of a
fall was very funny
and fantastic i saw with carlos actually what did you think about carlos i
loved it yeah yeah carlos
is still upset about the block call you can see it in this yeah yeah yeah psych
makes my job real
my brother steve go to your house now my brother steve i made see it and he
said he cried three times
seriously yeah i i teared up a couple times in that movie did you uh andreas i
didn't tear up but i
loved it it has this et so yeah yeah so it reminded me of an early spielberg
movie it had this like
with none of the spielberg sauce god damn we had a good week huh
it's over now i think it's over now wow wow this is what this is what you didn't
bring this week
and now you're bringing it here yeah none of the spielberg sauce no i'm gonna
see it i want to see
it yeah yeah i think the sauce is all over that sucker yeah yeah too much sauce
i believe if you
ever go to crocker barrel too much gravy on the biscuits and that's hail mary
basically yeah to a
lot of gravy yeah and it's really good and what i want to say about it is i
thought it was the perfect
movie i really did it had humor adventurism it had heart heart real deep heart
it was about
friendship it was about bravery i mean all the things that you want to instill
in wait i just
remembered mccone said that you like this movie because you think you're ryan gosling
in it
that's i did see because yeah you texted me and carlos earlier in the day and
you're like you have
to go see it it's amazing then we went there and i'm like oh bobby sees himself
no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no that's
what the world needs me did i say that to save the universe did i say that no
but you said it was
amazing we got out i'm like oh bobby sees no no no no no no no no no no no no
no no no no watch
anybody that's seen that movie they're like this is a fucking amazing movie no
one walks out of
the moon oh that was me anyway um yeah i thought that project hail mary was a
perfect movie it had
heart you know i mean it was well shot i thought ryan gosling was extremely
funny in it and his
his crying scenes seemed very real and um it had everything guys got an oscar
what guys got
an oscar yeah he's very talented that man by way of if the movie gets an oscar
don't don't you think
you get an oscar isn't that kind of how your brain works if a film wins an oscar
you don't think
like the lead actors in it get us get you just say in your mind like i want are
you starting an
argument with yourself they're not they're what are you doing right now he's
michael b jordan now
yeah playing both sides oh you are no the guys were like going like this like
well maybe yeah yeah yeah
yeah if you are in a movie that wins an oscar yeah you won an oscar yeah he
also produced you don't
you don't think so no did he what did he if you're like an actor and you won
one for
acting and yeah you won an oscar if the movie that you star in wins an oscar
you won an oscar
it's him and you know what's her name emma stone that's it it's they won an oscar
it's their movie she won okay mccone i want to say something to you well you'll
never win a
oscar yeah yeah not only do you want to say that that's very good true point
thank you thank you
that's very true thank you but i want to ask you this okay you act like okay so
you went to film
school yeah yeah yeah you want to be a director yeah you act as if you directed
something before
oh i like that you know what i mean you dress for the job you want you dress
like
do you want to be a garbage man
you look like the guy i call to come wrangle a loose animal near my house yeah
yeah yeah you want
that job yeah that's that's who or the guy that cleans up roadkill there's a
guy that actually does
that that's him that's you want to that's what you're dressed like look up
local roadkill pickup
guys los angeles yeah yeah yeah that's somehow going to take us to a gay porn
site yeah yeah yeah
that's you stinky mccone that's you that looks like a tim robinson sketch yeah
yeah
what a terrible job picking up dead yeah dead animals how much would you have
to get paid to do
that job i mean that's look at that that's a treacherous gig like roadside uh
gear and stuff
like that i'd have to get at least 50 an hour for sure for sure right well it's
and insurance the
whole package right because it just would be i love animals too and you know
you have to take it home
at night you can't you just have to take them all back to your house what do
you mean they take them
back to their house when we call the raccoon guy to come you know the guy you
know who a raccoon guy
is no i don't know who raccoon guy picture it in your mind the guy that sets up
traps in the
back of my house to catch raccoons you know what he looks like he's got two
black eyes
he does he looks like a raccoon he did
he was amazing this guy but he he looks like he has a bandit mask on but he we
we every night we
caught a cat no every night we caught wow well because you foot you put food in
there and the cats
jump the fences and then they get in they eat it every night we catch a cat and
he's like sometimes
i keep the cats yeah like all right i mean that's somebody's cat when i went
when i went to hawaii
we went to the cat cafe i always go to the cat cafe when i'm there i've been to
one in japan i i
it was fine yeah yeah but the ones in japan and i don't want to rip on them
right they don't treat
them well that's why i liked it okay oh i see i see they do they do not treat
them they don't treat well
um i heard a horror story from a japanese i don't know i was to say what name
of the japanese
um cat cafe but one of the cats had a um sore tooth and they just yanked the
tooth with no
anesthesia and stuff you know that kind of thing yeah but then when i went so
um apparently there's
um a lot of wild cats in hawaii oh yeah but you know what's even more dogs and
a lot of pit bulls
but we go why i don't know why but there's a lot of pit bulls in oahu just in
the forest
just running around i bet there's more people's wild in los angeles this city
is like number one well
let's make a bet hawaii or for los angeles los angeles i say hawaii oahu let's
let's do it
who has more loose pit bulls yeah well it's got to be uh homeless look at that
what does that say
there the los angeles uh area faces a critical overpopulation of pit bulls
these dogs make it
up to 40 of the population in some shelters that's almost half of every shelter
is filled with in the
in the wild and where's oahu nothing this estimates over 200 pit bulls are euthanized
every single day
in los angeles nothing on oahu no no you can but you think it's more than 200 a
day get euthanized
no they let them free in the forest because they're not that way they got to
start killing some of them
no no i want them free so let's see if there's a maybe i'm wrong the cat lady
told me this from
the cat cafe yeah pit bulls highly prevalent and pit bull terrorist killer
mixes comprise over 15
of shelter intakes we're 40 okay it doesn't give us numbers though yeah it
doesn't give us numbers
and i believe that how many pit bulls are euthanized every day in hawaii they
don't euthanize
them they let them run free in the fucking jungles they got to do some of them
some of them got to be
euthanized why are you googling this why are you googling this it's googling it's
actually not that
bad they got 125 a month it's nothing yeah because the rest of them are they
don't let them out like
willy-nilly they're not like go to the forest they're on in the forest by
themselves like the
shelter didn't really see the energy i like it do you see the energy just now i'm
sorry right
talking to you like you're an equal i love how bobby goes bobby goes they don't
euthanize them
some local facilities in hawaii have reported high euthanasia rates for dogs
with one facility in 2023
a couple years ago reports showing a 52.7 rate of euthanasia yes they are they're
doing it half of the
dogs are getting okay all right i want to say this then if i've made to defend
myself you're the
greatest form of you're the greatest confident know nothing guy you'll say it
and i don't have
any proof i relay i'll tell you i'll tell you a story yeah all right i'll tell
you a story all right
so i relay you know what i mean if so i went to the cat cafe in hawaii right
and the lady that's there
you take it as gospel whatever one person says she's like yeah we're really a
bad cat problem here
and i'm like oh tell me more because i love cats yeah yeah i mean she's like
there's just not enough
cat sanctuaries and in my mind i'm like that's all i've always wanted one right
so in my mind is how
much proper you need to have a cat sanctuary sanctuary and i i honestly believe
that i will have one
one day in hawaii you should yeah yeah right but then she goes there's a real
big pit bull problem
then in my mind i was like what the fuck i've never seen a pit bull walking
around
why geeky they're wild yeah right oh they're just in the jungles and stuff like
that there's a lot of
them you know what i mean but they're super sweet if you could go up to them
and i'm like okay and
she's like it's more than most places in the world and you took that as and i
took that as gospel she
lives on an island she's an idiot okay that's okay see that's the energy just
calm down it's crazy
you think everyone that lives on an island is an idiot yeah they're not yeah
they're not close to
mainland so they don't know as much water too much water yeah you can't trust
these people there's way
too much water yeah that's insane that's an insane way to think carlos crazy
you'd have been proud of
me did i even tell you when i went to lanai i went to a cat sanctuary yeah what
when i went to lanai
the island of lanai i said you'd have been proud of me everyone you look you
love that harder
what a good guy you