Name: Fancy Doesn’t Think Bobby Lee and Andrew Santino Are Famous Enough
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Fancy Doesn’t Think Bobby Lee and Andrew Santino Are Famous Enough' from Bad Friends Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2026-04-29. Transcript available.

I want to thank all the fans that have bought tickets so far
to the May 8th Netflix as a Joke Festival.
All 12 of you.
And let me say this.
It's undersold.
It's undersold, yeah.
Let's bring it up.
Let's hurt our ego.
Yeah, let's hurt it.
Let's hurt it real bad.
I think it's under 40%.
Is it under 40% really?
I think so.
Yeah.
Is the blue good?
The blue is bad.
Blue is bad.
Blue is all the people that have not bought the tickets.
So when is this?
It's in a month.
Well, we'll pump it.
I hope so because it's bad.
Back in Brooklyn, we used to pump it.
Hey, guys.
Yeah.
We're going to start pumping it.
We're going to pump it back in Brooklyn.
We used to pump it.
God, look at that.
That's bad.
Well, we're competing against so many people.
Google.
Who else is performing for Netflix as a Joke on May 8th?
It says John Mulaney, Jelly Roll, and Andrew Saltz of the Greek.
We are at the YouTube Theater.
Matt Reif is at the Hollywood Bowl.
Our boy, Zach Zucker, Ronnie Hayes, Hasan Minhaj, and Ronnie Chang at the Dolby
Theater.
Yeah, I mean-
You guys are like the 10th most famous.
Dude.
First of all, we're fourth on the list.
We are fourth on the list.
Yeah, so it goes Mulaney, Schultz, and Jelly Roll.
Yeah.
And then us.
We're third.
We're third.
You guys are third.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
That's what I meant.
No, that's not what you meant.
No, I meant-
What you meant is that you want to get fired.
That's what you meant.
And by the way, we're above Matt Reif at the Hollywood Bowl, which is way
bigger.
And I bet he sold it out already.
He already sold it out.
He already sold the Hollywood Bowl out.
I want to apologize real quick, if I may.
I also was a-
Oh, what?
I want to apologize to you.
To me?
If I may.
Yeah, please.
What happened?
Today, I was doing what I describe as netherworld farts.
Honestly-
Yeah, it was like Ball, the demon.
Did you smell them, McCone?
Yeah.
You walked away one time.
It bothered me.
Like, it was crazy.
It was one of those farts that lingered, I'll tell you this right now, from
Brooklyn.
They lingered.
And my point is this.
I felt so bad.
And I kept apologizing.
I'm so sorry.
I'm so sorry.
My fear was that if the guests smell that, they're going to be really upset.
And you know what happened?
Huh.
You held it in?
I closed the Strait of Hormuz.
You know what I mean?
I closed it.
I'm charging it all.
Okay?
I'll tell you something.
There won't be any guests coming out of there for a long time.
Let me tell you right now, the Iranian regime.
Closed off the Strait of Hormuz.
Yeah, yeah.
We control the Strait of Hormuz.
And you really did control it.
Yeah, we do control it.
So, I closed it off the Strait of Hormuz.
And the only thing that's getting in is a little fertilizer and some helium.
Yeah, maybe a little oil.
But my point is that.
Those are the things that are being, you know what I mean?
Yeah, the guys.
20, 30% of helium comes from that area.
Oh, yeah.
You don't know.
Hell, yeah.
I mean, what do we make out of helium?
Chips.
Computer chips.
Balloons.
Well, for, yeah.
Balloons for birthday parties.
Yeah.
You got to have helium for balloons.
I understand that.
And for whippet tanks at jam shows.
I understand that.
But the more.
I love whippets, dude.
I know you do.
It's so fun.
They're fun.
But anyway, so the chips are very important.
And then fertilizer, like 20, 30% of the fertilizer goes through there.
Well, we just start pooping outside.
Start growing your own crops.
Poop in your own yard.
Yeah, so, you know.
If you poop in your yard.
That's how I'm going to make my potatoes.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I'm tired of this shit.
I'm sick of you, dude.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
What's your problem?
You had a week off because we were filming and now you feel good?
Yes.
What did you do in your week off while we were shooting the Bad Game Show?
I worked so hard for you guys.
No, you didn't.
No, you didn't.
No, you didn't.
You didn't do shit.
You're pitching your zombie movie.
Andrew called me.
He said, we can do the movie.
Yeah, yeah.
Next September.
Are you guys available?
And then a week before.
You fucker.
Well, don't fuck with me, you fuck.
All right?
You're setting yourself up.
It's a two-way street, dude.
The street is closed.
The street is closed.
It is fucking close to Spain.
You know what's so funny?
You're getting angry.
I was resentful all week.
Oh, oh.
You know what?
Let's hash it out.
Yeah, yeah.
Okay.
Good.
Oh, yeah.
Hey, you want to go back in the-
Let's go back.
Let's go back.
Yeah.
What do you think?
Hey.
What do you think?
What do you think?
Why were you resentful?
Yeah, why were you-
Because your lack of inclusion?
Mm-hmm.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Maybe.
Well, here's the thing.
Did you want to be an executive producer for decision-making purposes?
Nah, I'm just joking.
No, you're not.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
No, you're not.
Yes.
Once you start a war, you're in a quagmire.
Yeah.
All right.
And it's impossible to get out.
Giggity.
Okay?
So we're in what they call a quagmire.
Giggity.
Yeah, giggity.
Yeah.
What does giggity mean?
The fans will get it.
Yeah, really?
Quagmire from Family Guy says giggity a lot.
Oh, really?
Yeah, you've never seen Family Guy?
I thought it was like a giddy-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y like in Die Hard or
something.
Motherfucker.
Motherfucker.
Motherfucker.
Yeah.
Let me tell you, I want you to be honest with us.
Yeah, get honest.
We're in a quagmire now, giddy-y-y-y-y-y-y-y.
And it's going to be very difficult to get out, okay?
So what is your plan?
Let's negotiate.
Okay.
Okay.
Do you have a 10-part plan or a 15-part plan?
My plan is so long.
Wait a second.
Okay.
All right.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
You did come by.
Yeah.
I did.
And we thought about putting you in a bit, but there wasn't anything cooking.
Yeah.
There was nothing cooking in the kitchen.
Carlos was in a bit.
I know.
And McCone did a lot of-
He was in a bit, but here's my-
Can I just tell you my problem, right?
Apparently, I was told that Carlos was going to be a runner.
Oh, God.
Just let me-
Can I finish my resentment?
Dude, you know what?
You know what, dude?
No, to like-
You weren't here.
I came here before you.
What do you mean?
I was here in the building before you.
There was an incident.
There was an incident.
I know.
Okay, what happened?
I know I wasn't-
Why'd you shave your mustache?
Huh?
Why'd you shave your mustache?
Love on the spectrum, focus.
Okay, anyway.
Did I?
Okay.
I had to get rid of it.
That's a good bit.
Yes.
All right, so here's the deal, okay?
We had an incident today where he got-
He kind of snapped at me.
And you guys were witness to it.
Yeah.
For no reason at all, right?
And so I just saw it again a little bit, right?
So I'm just telling you my side of the story.
Yeah.
And then, you know what I mean?
We can-
You're part of the-
You know?
What happened?
Yeah.
What happened?
What?
What happened?
I had to take a picture of his driver's license for his assistant.
No, no, not today, but the runner part.
Oh, God.
Dude, I'm one of the producers of one of the most successful podcasts in
America, and you
think I'm going to get you Poquito Mas when Postmates exists.
That's crazy.
And you had PAs there.
Enjoy your tour.
You're my tour manager.
I am.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Is this the attitude you're going to bring on the tour?
No, I'll change it up.
I swear to God, because if this is the attitude-
No, it's a different molecule to be involved.
No bueno, por favor.
Okay?
It's a different-
No bueno, por favor.
No good, please.
Yeah.
Is that what it means?
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Different chemistry on the road.
It is?
Yeah, there'll be different people, different-
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Different players.
Because if I get this on the fucking road, let me tell you-
Johnny's not going to be happy.
Yeah, Jimmy's-
Johnny?
Jimmy.
Jimmy's not going to be happy.
Jimmy Small Eyes ain't going to be happy.
Jimmy Small Eyes is not going to be happy.
Yeah.
Yeah, but I'll tell you this, because we've been shooting this other thing you
guys will know
about in the future.
The Bad Game Show.
We've talked about it a little bit.
Yeah, so we shot the Bad Game Show.
It's really great.
And I'll tell you this, McCone, this is the first time we've worked together
where you didn't
annoy me at all.
I'll say it felt really good for our relationship.
No lie.
Yeah.
And where do you think that came from?
Well, other than the first day when I said I didn't like Project Hail Mary that
much.
But after we moved on from that, we were really good.
I think it had a lot to do with-
World peace.
That he had a job to focus on and not bother you.
I have another ball fart.
Don't.
Yeah.
Please.
Oh my God.
It's a ball fart.
Sounded wet.
It's wet, it's dry, it's everything.
Yeah, it's all the stuff that comes through the straight.
I feel so naked without my beard.
You look so good.
No, it's terrible.
You can barely even notice, really.
I got to go.
Somebody, can you Amazon me a-
Oh my God, I'm so sorry, dude.
It's going to drift your way.
I know.
Yeah.
Will you get on Amazon, order me a top lip, please?
Yeah, that's fine.
Look at the lack of upper lip on a white person.
That's incredible.
Good God, do I need a beard.
Yeah.
I have no lip.
No, but your lips are good.
What's going on?
For the fart.
Oh, for the fart.
Yeah, I think so.
No, no, no.
Because a candle will just be a hot pumpkin fart then.
Yeah, but you want a flavor to it.
There's a bunch of flavors.
Oh yeah, but not good ones.
Well, I mean, it depends on what you ate.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
You know, so I went to Hawaii for 10 days.
I don't know if you know.
And you know.
We didn't notice.
See, you're doing.
Let's negotiate.
I feel like this is what happens when you don't negotiate and you move on.
Yeah.
It comes back into resentment.
Resentment.
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah.