Name: Joe Rogan Experience #2459 - Jim Breuer
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Joe Rogan Experience #2459 - Jim Breuer' from PowerfulJRE on Comedy Buff. Published 2026-02-24. Transcript available.

Joe Rogan Experience #2459 - Jim Breuer

Joe Rogan podcast check it out the Joe Rogan experience train by day Joe Rogan
podcast by
night all day good to see you my friend yeah you too young Jamie well so I
stopped you yeah we
were getting coffee I said stop hold this so what were you saying which one
first the prostate one
okay so prostate one let's go straight to the day all right that is not really
the deck it's
right it's behind the deck oh this would be I'm an anatomist it is behind the
day is that a word
autopsy so bladder contains approximately five milliliters of cloudy yellow
urine the prostate
is slightly and diffusely enlarged with marked enlargement of the veroo montenum
that's how
I would have said it the testes are unremarkable that's the last thing I want
anybody to say about
my nuts I want them to say wow what a great pair great body but the nuts are unremarkable
unremarkable
so here is a some sort of discussion between him and someone okay uh the guy
says exactly
not clear it affects hormones might have on that aren't replaced by
testosterone the advantage of
taking testosterone there are two different things you can have high
testosterone and still have a need
for viagra because you don't have a prostate right and then Epstein says
correct and then at the bottom
this show another doc hold on let me keep going there so that's an extreme
example I was actually going
to try and move up one level sort of drug enhancing life if you don't mind it
he doesn't mind it I'm sort
of outer space thinking oh so he's trying to juice up so he's saying I'm moving
up one level of sort of drug
enhancing life I don't know what I think he means he's going to start juicing
that's what it sounds
like so he doesn't have it doesn't have a prostate it says another document
that says something about
it after a radical prostatectomy prostatectomy so when they take out your
prostate but that doesn't
necessarily say he had his I think it's a document but he said he doesn't have
a prostate and it says
this patient Jeffrey Epstein it says according to the American urological
association
serum PSA should decrease and remain at undetectable levels after radical
prostatectomy and there's other documents where prostatectomy contacting
doctors that specialize in that
very thing okay so the doctor saying had a radical prostatectomy he's saying he
does not have a
prostate but yet the body from the autopsy and so talks about the prostate is
slightly and diffusely
enlarged so that's not his body
that's what it seems like I don't buy I don't buy that I don't place dead why
would you right I don't buy
his dead either here's the other but however hold on this is from a attorney so
this is like assistant
United States attorney or something so the OCME told me it's signed a
confidentiality agreement in
connection with the investigation into the murder of Jeffrey Epstein
so you almost six months after he died they're asking for a document about the
investigation of the murder of Jeffrey Epstein was that because there was
accusations that it was a murder I don't you know so we talked about this
before that
18 days before he allegedly committed suicide
um his uh he complained that his cellmate tried to kill him and you know who
his cellmate is
who oh you don't know no his cell I'm not Kurt Madsger you don't know
oh you don't know his his cellmate was this gigantic cop who was a murderer he'd
killed four different drug dealers
yeah he was a contract killer this is the the guy that's his fucking cellmate
look at that gorilla that's that's a silverback yeah dirty cop murderer and
then they said hmm
most high-profile witness of all time defend the defendant of all time let's
put him in jail with
a murderer a guy who contract kills dirty cop and then he says they well the
report was they found
him unresponsive with a noose around his neck or an orange jumpsuit turned into
a rope around his neck
and then he said that his cellmate tried to kill him my question in in in does
anyone really believe he
was in a jail cell because i know if i had the guy that can unravel entire
government dynasties and
take down an entire system the last thing dude he's he's somewhere about three
miles underground with
maybe a ball in his mouth with electric rods and he's in israel sipping my ties
correct either place
it's like that video you said you sent this on a runaround we're gonna ask you
one more time or then we're gonna
laser off your nipples i'm telling you right now we need yeah i doubt they're
doing that to him so it's
yeah he's he's either in israel like you said if they had that they would just
get rid of his body
you saw the you saw the picture of the so-called that was him in israel i think
that's ai i think
it's ai too that's a scary thing with ai i think it even had a little ai watermark
on it the one i saw
at least but who knows it could be a real picture that someone put through ai
to put a watermark on it so
that people go oh it's ai right you don't know do you see the lady that they
say looks exactly like
galene maxwell i don't think she looks exactly like galene maxwell i think she
looks exactly like
galene maxwell 20 years ago it's a deep fake it's a deep fake yeah oh okay sim
triple a reposted the
guy that made it he made another video that was not as good where he's like
looking at benjamin netanyahu on
the street it's not it's not i feel like it's good the problem is the aging she
doesn't look aged she
looks younger yeah but i guess that's what happens when you get out of jail and
you get more attractive
yeah you get food you get sunlight makeup a little a little uh exercise taking
some yoga
um yeah is there any video of him in jail is there are there any photos of him
in jail i've never thought
about that before but what you're saying is a good point if you joe if you held
if let's say you were
the person that had all this incredible information around the world bribery do
you really think you
take drug lords you're not killing them you need the information so you're
going to bring him somewhere
you're going to milk him to it however that is whether he's tied up whether he's
you're going to torment
him he'll be like listen i'm telling you right now we're going to take care of
you however i need
to know you say there's tapes right yeah wear the tapes write them down and you're
going to stay
don't feed him don't feed him until we get that one tape and we have these
names in our hands
and that's probably been going on even for months for years you're not you're
not taking someone
like that and going oh we're just gonna put this very viable human being into a
jail cell where
the multiple murderer with two guys making 18 an hour are gonna watch him
sleeping when the cameras
are down stop they pre-production all right so let's get the green screen and
we have him walking
in here sir that looks somewhat and we can release it down the road it's uh it's
it's it's processed
hollywood nonsense i don't buy it okay this is assuming though that he was
working on
his own that he had all this information so if he's not working on his own he's
working for
intelligence agency then they have that information as well so along the way so
there are no secrets
that he's holding they have all the secrets this is much more likely so in
order for him to be in
the position that he was in allegedly working for uh intelligence agencies
working for either
the musad the cia or both all the above i would assume that along the way all
of the information was
shared i do not believe they would let one person have access to all that
information and store it
themselves i think they would have access to it at every step of the way they
would communicate
with him at every step of the way and they would probably have like if i was
running a government
agency like that i would say tell me what's going on what do you have on bill
gates what do you have
on les wexner what do you have on these guys yeah what are they willing to do
what about these
scientists are they willing to fill bogus science papers out and what what can
we do jeffrey epstein
stashed secret files and storage unit across us that may include never before
seen evidence oh
this came out yesterday that when he got arrested he supposedly paid for
investigators to go round
up all of his stuff and put it in various storage units across the country like
it's a wild goose chase
now and like there's stuff maybe no one's ever seen they don't know if they're
still being paid for
they don't know imagine if they found me know those storage unit shows exactly
where they break into
those storage unit shows i don't understand and it happened on the real the
real time one right like they
think they're just getting like old baseball cards i heard those shows are
bullshit my friend of mine
told me that what they do is they'll stock those shows they'll stock those
storage units and then
they pretend that they're buying the storage unit that's been abandoned and
then they get in there
and then they find things but those things were yeah yeah i don't buy any
reality tv i know but that's
awful well it's entertainment i feel duped do you really i do you really
thought one time once in a
while you thought it was real not the government corruption not all the medicaid
fraud not all the
immigration not all the ice stuff no what really bugs me is lying on a storage
unit show i just can't
or like like a cash cab show like are they really contestants these are great
distractions these are the
great distractions to keep us from paying attention yes to what's really going
on in the world the reality tv
there's no there's no reality it's all well produced joe wow how much is it
well produced here's the
question is it really well produced because it seems like this one was a really
shitty production job
that was a production that was a bad that was like low low the only guy making
it is the guy that's
selling the ads well not just the guy who's in charge of it kids right so this
one yeah
so this one why would you let that guy who's gonna eventually get caught i
would assume if you're you
have a thing for kids you have a thing for if you're a pedophile if you're into
like 14 year old girls
i would assume you're gonna get caught and if i had a guy like that or was this
at a time where you
couldn't get caught because there was no internet and then it got to a point
where he had so much power
and control because he'd been there for so long they couldn't they're like oh jesus
christ we got
a problem well he's he's thinking the criminals they never think they're
getting caught period
especially like think organized crime if you're it's it's no different like the
scenes from goodfellas
right you come here what what's the matter with you i thought what you show up
with a pink cadillac
what's the matter with you right what's the matter with you they can't help it
he told everyone don't
spend the money don't look flashy he this guy without a doubt his wife had a
pink coat on remember
that what actually right take it off take it off yeah he gave it to me for my
birthday
take it off what's the matter with you and now that guy there's no this guy he's
just the you remember
the steroids came out in baseball and what they do they were like listen you
got to take a hit you
got to take a hit mark barry bonds you guys you're going to go out we're going
to front you but don't
worry you're going to stay in baseball we'll let it it'll go away in about 10
years but the owners
are not going to get popped the people making the the steroids injected the
people aren't going to get
popped they got popped balko got popped no they got little guys the little ones
no no the head of balko
went to jail i had him on the podcast after he got out of jail what about the
owners that knew it was
what about the agents and lawyers that are supplying their stuff no no no
listen you don't understand
about the baseball thing the balko had developed a victor conte who had been on
the podcast bef