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Joe Rogan Experience #2471 - Mark Normand

Joe Rogan podcast, check it out.
The Joe Rogan experience.
Train by day, Joe Rogan podcast by night, all day.
Hey, Charlie Kirk.
No.
Don't shoot him.
No, no, don't say that.
No, don't say that.
Doug's a Nazi.
All right.
He's going to sit right here and chill out.
What up, dog?
New Netflix special out now.
You got that right, Fatty.
Let's fucking go.
None too please.
Check it out.
We just hit number five, so I'm trying to get to Uno.
Well, maybe this will do it.
Hopefully.
Hopefully.
I'll put it up on my Instagram when the show runs.
All right.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Everything helps.
It's a saturated market.
I know.
There's 19 comedy specials a day now.
YouTube and Hulu and the other thing, 4chan.
It's not just that.
There's like, just you're competing with content.
You think about how many fucking shows there are now.
It's kind of nuts.
I mean, forget shows.
There's shows.
There's TikToks.
There's reels.
There's shorts.
It never ends.
There's never been a time where there's more things to watch and divide your
attention.
I know.
And then there's the war.
Yay.
There's the war.
So much to pay attention to, right, Charlie?
There's politics.
There's OnlyFans.
Yeah.
So much to pay attention to, buddy.
Oh, yeah.
So much, Charlie.
We'll just pretend that's Ari.
He's back.
Well, you know, Ari always gets too high and an hour in, he just shuts up.
Don't fall off the table, hey.
He looks like the Ayatollah now.
Have you seen him?
He's got the beard.
I know.
And he's gay.
He came to the club the other day.
He's gay now, too?
Oh, the Ayatollah.
Oh, the new Ayatollah.
Yeah, yeah.
Is that real?
Ah, that's what Trump said.
I think that's his real.
He's never lied.
Oh, okay.
I think they're just trying to fuck with the guy.
Because if you're gay in Iran, they just throw you off a building, right?
He's going to have to throw himself off.
You know, that was like one of the first places or the number one place in the
world for transgender surgeries.
I heard that.
Because you couldn't be gay.
So you'd rather be a woman.
You'd say you have to be a woman.
Wow.
You've got to get fucked in the ass.
That's kind of progressive.
I can't get fucked in the ass.
Well, you can, I guess.
They don't check.
Right.
You get fucked in your fake cooter.
Fake cooter.
That sounds like an Austin bar.
Fake cooter.
It probably will be.
Yeah.
After this.
Ah, Iran.
I mean, they've got to be terrified.
I don't know much about anything, but I would be scared to fight a country that
is having
a fist fight on the White House lawn.
That's how badass and crazy we are.
They're like, we're fighting at the president's house, each other.
Yeah.
We're going to fuck you up.
I'm not thrilled about that.
You're going to be there?
Yeah.
I'll be there, but I'm not thrilled about it.
Did you see this today?
It doesn't seem like a wise idea.
Yeah.
It looks like they're targeting the fucking reporter.
Whoa.
Hey, Charlie.
Come here, buddy.
Oh, this dog's going to be a whole different show here.
No, he'll calm down.
He just has to relax.
He's never been with me alone before.
Oh.
He's only been with my wife alone, but he loves me.
He slept with me last night.
He sleeps in the bed with my daughter, so he slept with me last night.
Oh, boy.
Yeah, little buddy.
That's good.
We got diversity here.
It's a brown dog.
Yeah, they attacked that reporter, man.
Crazy.
It looked, I mean, unless it was a wayward missile, which is like, what
happened to precision
strikes?
Oh, yeah.
I thought they were surgical.
Remember they would call them surgical?
That's right.
Imagine calling a bomb that's going like 5,000 miles an hour surgical.
I think they got old equipment over there.
They got Atari and shit.
They're way behind.
But we hit a school that was on us, I think.
Yeah.
Yeah.
100%.
Even in our other countries, we're shooting schools.
Well, the school was unfortunately off.
What is it, Jamie?
That's a missile right before it.
Whoa.
Is that the red?
Damn, that's quite a hit.
Whoa.
That's nuts.
Jesus Christ.
It looks like L.A.
It's crazy that you can capture it.
Like, how good are these cameras?
Meanwhile, they couldn't catch that plane flying into the Pentagon.
True.
Right?
When you see that thing, that thing looks just like a missile, too.
Right.
What do you think that was, that plane that hit the Pentagon?
It doesn't really look like a plane.
Why would they be shooting a missile into a place that's already been hit by
missiles?
And why is it in Russia?
Oh, that's just a reporter.
Russia Today reporter.
Oh, got it.
Got it.
Sorry.
Yeah, RT.
You know that channel?
I, in Lebanon.
Oh, in Lebanon.
I wonder if they're going after press.
Because they've gone after press before.
Interesting.
Yeah.
I mean, they've been accused of shooting press in Gaza.
Right.
Yeah.
Smart, because they want to tell their own story.
I don't want you in there with your cameras.
Yeah.
What do you think about these Netanyahu AI videos?
I haven't seen them.
You haven't seen them?
No.
Well, they think he might be dead.
What?
Yeah.
There's a bunch of AI videos that Israel has released that are, like, clearly
AI.
What?
Show him the one where there's in the cafe.
This one's nuts.
Like, this one, I would assume that some kid made.
Yeah.
Just fucking around on his computer.
All right.
Like, I saw it.
I was like, there's no way they're really trying to pass this off as an actual
video of Netanyahu
at a cafe in the middle of the war.
Like, everything is calm and peaceful.
I couldn't tell.
Is that one?
Yeah, this one.
Well, that's just a clip.
Show the actual...
I can't.
So I didn't...
BB.
It's on the Israel website, or the Israel Twitter page.
Oh, really?
Yeah.
No, they released it.
I didn't know.
Holy moly.
He's dead.
That's crazy.
Well, his brother's dead.
His brother got killed in a missile strike.
Recently?
Yes.
What?
Yes.
They struck his...
Are you just not online?
What's going on?
I just watch funny shit and goof around.
Pour some of that.
Let's fucking go.
I got you, baby.
Let's fucking go.
Come on.
Give me some.
Oh, hey.
I thought you quit the sauce.
Oh, no.
I got back on.
Hey.
I thought you got...
You turned Muslim or something.
I didn't know what happened.
Jihad.
I'm back.
Hell, yeah.
Alhamdulillah.
Pour me one.
Easy, Zoran.
Bodega Cat.
Cheers, sir.
Cheers.
Hey, good to be back.
Went off Ari's dead weight.
Holding us down.
I don't get drunk.
Oof.
I might get off this stuff, though.
But I have started drinking again.
I took like eight months off.
It was a good reset.
I mean, you're so sure.
I'll take a week off and I'm like limitless.
Yeah.
Well, I realized that because of the club, I was just drinking too much.
Right.
And I was just tired all the time.
And I'd go to work out the next day.
I was like, God, I feel like shit.
Why am I doing this to myself?
And then I took eight months off.
Then I had a glass of wine with dinner.
I was like, ooh, I like it.
And then I had a margarita.
And I was like, ooh, I'm back.
It's a great time.
This one.
So look at this.
This is AI.
That's fake.
Well, people have zoomed in on the signs and stuff.
And it's not even real writing.
And he's saying, look, I have five fingers.
Weird.
He's joking around.
You know, because there was an AI video before that people were criticizing
because it looked
like one of his fingers had grown an extra appendage.
Right.
I think that just looked like the crease of his hand, honestly, to me.
Yeah.
But this looks fake as fuck.
First of all, it's weird because he sips out of the cup and yet the cup stays
exactly the
same level and no matter where he moves the cup around, it doesn't spill.
Right.
Like there's a moment where he turns the cup like almost sideways.
Yeah.
It moves way too much for it to not spill at all.
And why would he just be doing it?
It looks like an ad for this coffee shop.
Yeah.
He's just hanging out at a coffee shop during the war.
And also, like, how's everybody so casual?
Yeah.
He didn't tip, though.
So that's the Judaism is coming through.
But yeah, now this is crazy.
It also looks like AI.
Like, he looks like he's got a beauty filter on.
That doesn't look like a human being.
Totally.
This is silly.
Let me hear what he's saying.
What is he saying?
Is it in Hebrew?
Yeah.
Look, everybody's happy to see him.
Can you imagine if you were in that coffee shop?
You'd be like, please leave.
Please leave before the bombs come.
Please leave before they target you.
Right.
They're trying to find that guy everywhere he fucking goes.
Yeah.
Oh, you look at that.
See, we got the ayatollah in there, too.
They fake that one.
Look at that.
They're just showing you how easy it is.
There's some really good AI platforms now.
And to know what they would have that they're not showing is, who knows?
This is, he's got, come on.
He can't be dead.
He might be dead.
His brother's dead.
See, that's like, look at this.
Yeah.
Like, the coffee, look how turned it is.
Right.
It doesn't spill at all.
It just wiggles to the edge.
And then they've also shown that, like, on the register and in some of the
signs, the writing's not real.
Mmm.
Damn.
It's very, very fucking weird, man.
Well, RIP.
Very weird.
Drink one for Yahoo.
We haven't been seen publicly in over a week.
Mmm.
So, he might be gone.
Yeah, there's a lot of crazy shit going on.
I can't give up with the Hormuz.
I don't know what that's about.
It's completely closed now.
They even bombed, like, the Saudis had another way to move oil out into another
direction across the Red Sea, I believe it is.
And, uh, the, the Iranians bombed that yesterday.
Oh, yeah?
Yeah.
Woo!
Yeah, it's getting hot, dude.
It's, it's fucking scary.
He's actually speaking live as we, uh...
Oh, in front of people?
Okay, he's alive.
I guess.
In front of people?
I don't know.
They just opened Twitter back up and this was there.
I wonder, so if he is alive, I wonder why they would release that Clearly AI
video.
Because that, like, this looks like a normal human, right?
Yeah, kind of.
This doesn't look...
They say that privately.
It's a little glossy.
The world owes a debt of deep indebtedness, deep indebtedness, to President
Trump for leading this effort to safeguard our future.
Hmm.
Man, but this guy's been trying to get war with Iran for decades, man.
Yeah, oh yeah, he's loving this.
And if he's not, by the way, if he's not in war, he's not in office anymore.
And then he gets indicted.
Right.
He's in the middle of at least one case, one corruption case.
Mm-hmm.
Well, this is his Super Bowl.
He's in heaven.
So there's people in the audience, right?
So this is real.
Well, I mean, there's...
They're not...
This angle doesn't show them.
It's like a static angle, but you can hear people's voices, which, you know, if
we're going to be...
Oh, they don't show the people?
You could say that's fake, but...
Hmm.
I need to see the people.
I need to see somebody hug them.
So wait, why aren't you...
I need to see somebody jerk them off.
I want to know it's real.
Let's see that no foreskin.
Can you imagine if they did show that?
They'd just show him just blasting, like, 12-foot arcs.
Of rope?
Just fire hose of jizz.
Oh, yeah.
To show how virile he is.
Manischewitz.
Yeah.
Now, why are you not looking forward to the White House fight?
Well, it's kind of a gimmick.
Of course.
There's that.
And, you know, people are criticizing the card, but if it was any other card,
it's a great card.
Mm-hmm.
It's just they're criticizing it because they said it was going to be the
greatest card of all time.
And it's also, it's just going to be a security nightmare.
That's true.
You're on the White House lawn.
Also, they're fighting outside.
What if it rains?
What if it's hot?
You're in the middle of June.
Right.
June in D.C. can get pretty warm.
Yep, yep.
That affects fighters.
We only did one outside fight that I was a part of, and that was in Abu Dhabi,
and it was a nightmare.
Yeah.
It was really hot, and there was bugs flying around.
They're the size of fucking birds.
Oof.
It was crazy.
It's like stand-up.
You've got to do it indoors.
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