Name: Joe Rogan Experience #2478 - Theo Von
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Joe Rogan Experience #2478 - Theo Von' from PowerfulJRE on Comedy Buff. Published 2026-04-02. Transcript available.

Joe Rogan Experience #2478 - Theo Von

the joe rogan experience train by day joe rogan podcast by night all day
thank you who do you mean by those people uh you know you know it's changed
over the years
with the horns i don't know you know you mean band members who are you talking
about
uh stuff uh music music industry dude yeah we're just talking about we should
tell people we're
talking about if you hum a song just like fuck around and like you know like
the cocaine song
you know what i mean if you play eric lapton you know if you do that you'll get
flagged on youtube
they and they take money from you how desperate is that it's gross like you can't
even hum a song
you can't like what are you talking about you can't even hum in the future you're
not even
going to be able to fall in love they're going to charge you for it how are
they going to do that
well you won't be falling in love with the person anymore people would be
outdated people come with
problems i ain't coming on no bot no ever what about in one no what will they
do with it keep it yeah
maybe that's what keeps them alive imagine that let me think about it you gotta
fuck her every day
to keep her alive if you don't she starts shriveling up on you oh like she's on
ozempic
oh so she's latina you're saying keep her plump you gotta keep her you gotta
keep uh you gotta keep
the juices flowing huh there'd be guys that would sign up for that okay i could
i think i could do that
but day five thousand and twenty six in a row you'd be like oh my god i can't
do this
yeah and then she's dying why is she dying she's electric isn't she she only
gets powered by cum oh
oh it's sad and three days with no cum she shuts off and that's it and you can't
bring her back
i'd shut her down quick i'll tell you that dude she would be you have to let
your buddies fuck her
just to like keep her alive oh that's gonna be gross joe it would be and it
would be sad and stuff like
that and you'd have somebody like late at night like hey bro he loves her yeah
what's your wife
doing like texting you're like 4 a.m bro if you need me to keep her alive yeah
he's over there stroking
that while he's on the phone with you bro plug your wife in for a little bit
bro let me chart yeah let
me come over there we're getting close did you see those ones they have at the
consumer electronics
show in vegas the dancing ones no it's an ai companion that's a robot it's like
a very pretty lady
and her mouth moves and she talks and it's not there yet but it's in the
neighborhood you know it's not
at the right door but it just entered the community you know what i mean you
think so you know some
communities have that awning like welcome to like paradise estates and you go
through and there's all
the houses in the subsection yeah it's in the door right it's in the door it's
just not at your house
hidden oaks or whatever exactly or hunter's glen or racist cove or whatever the
robot has made it
through onto your street it's just not at your house yet and it will be in five
to ten years
my kids aren't robots they will if you have kids they're going to robots no
they won't you won't be
able to stop them all their friends are going to be able to do it it'd be rude
it'd be like keeping
them off social media that's crazy dude if you keep your kids off social media
they feel left out
they're like come on dad let me get snapchat like no son yeah i want you to
concentrate on your
homework and your football come on dad come on dad let me get snapchat no one
look your dad wakes
you up early he's like look one of you little bastards left the freaking cum
robot in the yard
which one of you delirious covered in cum all your friends fucked it
that's sad but i do think that one day our smiles will be in a museum that's
where we're headed it's
like the feelings are starting to disappear you know maybe that's what autism
is like severe autism
oh i've thought about that a lot that that's why we're getting to some of the
like the only way we
could get to this place if we get to this data driven place where it's like you
know alien-esque
things start to feel alien-esque here is because of um autism leading uh it's
when autism mixes with um
what's it called our societies based on money capitalism when autism and
capitalism converge
things got really weird right and think about it right we don't know exactly
what is causing autism
they have a lot of suspicions a lot of them have to do with vaccines and
different medications and
different chemicals and pollutants and all sorts of different things and cologne
too one thing we could all
agree on and tylenol they think too right but one thing that we can all agree
on it's a big factor
is stuff that we've created it's a big factor whatever it is let's not put the
blame on any one of these
industries but there's something going on where more people are getting autism
now than ever and it seems
almost positive that it's coming from us that we did something human society
well if you think about where human society is going
wouldn't that be a way to turn us into something new right if we're going to
merge with machines what
better way than to like eliminate empathy eliminate emotions make us like able
to like stay at home and
stare at a screen for hours at a time with no concern whatsoever just the kind
of social detachment
along with the integration of all this crazy new technology and the people a
lot of the people that
are in the tech business at high levels are on the spectrum oh dude yeah they're
on the diving board of
the spectrum and they're the ones bringing in ai they're bringing in the next
version of life
kind of i mean almost like we're thinking it's like a mistake
but it might not be it might be like a crucial part of the system when you get
further and further
integrated with technology and all the stuff that you need to make it and all
the stuff that's involved
in capitalism including like lying about what mechanic medications kids needs
and giving them this giving
them that lying about what kind of what the pesticides do or the chemicals do
or you know whatever it is
what is that ultimately doing if it's if it's leading people to be on the
spectrum more and more often
what if one day it's not one in 12 in california it's a hundred percent yeah
everybody you got a full
spectrum society and there's no regular people left yeah you have to think
about that if it's one in 12
boys right now in california and it used to be like one in ten thousand this is
like an invasion
right like an invasion of like a way that people think that's entering into
human civilization yeah
and i feel like it was i i agree right so then it's like those and and then if
you don't have this
like uprising this emotional uprising out of people of like you know like this
is wrong because i think
like um you know when you get real data based and like that kind of like tismes
type of energy i think
you're not you know you're not thinking about some of the uh like how it
affects you as much or maybe
just you're able to like roll into that nest of like this is this new digital
landscape and those people
fit well in it does that make any sense it does it does make fit well and they
do fit well in it i
know a lot of people that are on spectrum me that are very happy just being
online all the time yeah
that's what they do and dude maybe that's what's supposed yeah that's the scary
part is like what if
that's what's supposed to happen right and the rest of us are just like because
i'm like i think a
romanticist you know i'm thinking like oh yeah a porch and a rocking chair and
then they you know but
you know other people are like yeah we're coming in robots and shit like that
and ordering bagels
through our fucking brain cells and shit you know like it's just like um we're
thinking of autism as
a flaw but it might be a feature but is it what is it okay is it what nature
wants or is it something that
we're creating that is heading us down a very dark path i feel like it's not
not autism but
all of it in conjunction is the second one it might be what the universe wants
fuck it might be how it goes like there has to be some sort of a pathway from
territorial primates
to something new right does there i think so yeah because otherwise we would
still be single-celled
organisms everything's moving in a general direction of more complexity okay
right that's fair so if it's
moving in a general direction more complexity we're and with all the technology
that we're making like
we're moving into some weird place right wouldn't it be better if you just like
easily accepted that and
what better way than if you're one of those dudes that's on the spectrum that
loves to chill at home
and play video games just stare to screen doesn't really need a lot of human
contact yeah one of those
fucking data wiggers or whatever they call them you know those fucking tech
monkeys or whatever yeah
those guys are just all about it they're all about it they're wearing apple
watches and the
fucking everything's whoop neck brace yep yep they had to do with a fucking
neck brace it was like
it kept updating on his watch it's like your neck's still broken or whatever he's
got a whoop cock ring
it's crazy so you can fuck his robot bro you blink twice and you're fucking
yeah it like it shoots glp
ones in your nuts it's just like it's all too but it's it it's happened too
fast bro and it's too much
and it starts to be like is it being controlled um dude here's something that i
was being controlled by a
small amount of people which is always scary that's scary it's always scary
when a small amount of
individuals have insane amounts of power and wealth and that's what's going to
happen with this ai
thing and that's what's what happened with tech like look what happened with
tech with tech the vast
majority of the people that are involved were all like heavily left-wing very
progressive like kind of
even far left in a way and look they pushed the entire country's narrative in
that direction through
censorship on social media through banning any accounts that didn't can you
know didn't kind of
commit to the narrative rushagate rushagate anything about hunter biden's
laptop anything about vaccines
being deadly or you know maybe it came from a lab all that stuff would get you
kicked off so it was all
moving in this one ideological direction that's the like literally the
conversation the entire country's
happening and there's no other output before you know there was a few of them
that came around like gab
and some other ones some social media sites that were like a response to that
but they never really
took off right nothing took off yet not not really you know there's some people
that are on threads and
there's some people on truce but the reality is if you're not on twitter you're
you're not really
going to connect with most people that's the giant majority people having
conversations and it was all
completely controlled by a small group of people with one ideology but then
didn't all those
half of those people move over to the other political party when uh trump got
elected like you know
i'm saying like zuckerberg was on the left side bezos seemed like a very left-leaning
guy and then they're all just
so that's what made me start to think oh none of these guys are really on a
side there's this other
third side that a lot of us can't see that uh is just kind of commandeering or
fabricating or like
infiltrating both sides if i could hum a song right now i'd hum the pink floyd
song money
yeah you know what i'm saying yeah because that's what they were protecting
that chatter that cash baby
protecting that cash i mean look how many people are moving out of all these
states that are trying to impose
wealth taxes they're trying to steal money from the people that are the most
successful
i was reading something about massachusetts and how much this lady was
reporting about how much
massachusetts is um lost from that because people leave the state their
busine