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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Joe Rogan Experience #2487 - Action Bronson' from PowerfulJRE on Comedy Buff. Published 2026-04-22. Transcript available.

Joe Rogan Experience #2487 - Action Bronson

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That would have brought a smile to my face.
Yeah, and all the weird shit that someone's given me, that's at the top.
Well, I got this.
This is a woolly mammoth tooth that my friend John gave me.
That's fucking ridiculous.
A woolly mammoth tooth with a woolly mammoth carved into it.
That's craziness.
That's crazy, right?
That tooth's probably 10,000 years old.
No bullshit.
But the balls to carve into it, too.
I know, I would never.
I mean, it's beautiful.
That's gorgeous.
The guy did it, he nailed it.
I mean, it's a beautiful little elephant there.
That's fucking unbelievable.
But I would never carve into one of these things.
It almost looks like an alligator gar from the side, like a little alligator
jaw.
Right.
It does look.
Right?
The thing about these teeth, though, is they find so many of them that they don't
think of them as precious.
So you're allowed to do stuff with them.
Like, you could buy a knife with a woolly mammoth handle.
Like, this is a piece of woolly mammoth that they make for a gun.
Oh, that's nuts.
So you could put that on a 1911.
It's a handle made out of woolly mammoth teeth.
You just have an extra handle?
Is this this handle?
It's the pistol.
Or this handle?
It's the pistol handle.
It's the pistol handle.
Yeah.
And this is a piece...
It would make a good handle for this one, too.
Like, the front one for fucking...
Oh, okay.
Like, if you're holding a sick-ass thing.
Yeah, sick-ass thing.
Yeah.
Yeah, I definitely could do that, too.
I mean, they basically could make anything they want out of it.
They make folding knives out of it.
Jamie has a folding knife out of it.
Can you make piano keys out of it?
Oh, yeah.
You definitely could.
Yeah.
The woolly mammoth...
They use it for...
The woolly mammoth woolitzer?
You could, right?
You definitely could.
If you could use ivory, you could use woolly mammoth ivory.
Because they use it in pool cues.
This is a tooth, too.
This...
I used to have my own pool cue.
Yeah.
Unscrewed it.
I used to come to the fucking pool hall, would unscrew the fucking thing and
get nuts with it.
Having a pool cue is...
You're a different level of human being when you're walking around with that.
You're not playing games.
You're not playing games.
You're there to play games, but you're not playing.
It's a very serious thing.
It's a cool thing.
You show up with your own cue.
Like in The Hustler.
The guy shows up with a leather satchel.
The coolest guy's ever.
That satchel alone.
Yeah.
It's male accessories.
Right.
I love a good male accessory.
Right.
Like, we don't have a lot.
We have a knife.
Yeah.
A knife always looks good on the side.
A gun.
Watch.
Watch.
Watch is a good male...
It's like the most acceptable male jewelry.
For sure.
Don't you think?
Watch this, right?
I don't want...
No one with a nose ring.
I don't want to pull up with this one.
Or like...
The Brahma bull nose ring.
You could pull off gold chains and diamonds and shit because you're a rapper.
No, no, I'm not.
No one knows me as that.
But you are, though.
They know me as a blue collar guy.
I don't even look good with jewelry on.
I look silly.
I do, too.
I feel stupid.
I never wear a chain.
I feel stupid.
I don't own a chain.
I had a chain back in the day.
It had a little miniature Tasmanian devil piece.
That was the tattoo everybody in high school got.
Oh, Taz was the first.
I want one now.
Taz with boxing gloves.
Oh, for sure.
Boxing gloves.
Boxing gloves with the child's name.
I have that on my head.
Yeah, my friend Kenny got that.
It was his first tattoo when we were in high school.
Tasmanian devil with a boxing glove.
We were all like, sick.
Because we were like 16.
The Taz was still to this day.
Like that and barbed wire.
If you had barbed wire and Taz.
Dudes went so far with barbed wire.
They got barbed wire around their ankle, which is a big mistake.
It was Pamela Anderson with the barbed wire.
Remember that one?
Didn't she have it on her ankle?
Oh, she had it on her arm.
On the arm in that movie.
A lot of dudes had it on the arm.
Fairly okay.
It's kind of a bad decision, but it's okay.
It's a bad decision.
But on the ankle?
Any type of ankle accessory jewelry, other than like a surveillance.
It really, for me, it doesn't work.
My ankle's way too balka and it's a thick ass ankle.
Right, right, right.
You know, it doesn't hold jewelry well.
No ankle does.
No male ankle holds jewelry well.
I mean, I don't believe in it.
Listen, I'm not telling you what to do.
If you're a guy who likes beads on your ankle, feel free.
If I go to Club Med and come back with the braids and the ankle twist, you know,
then it's like we're on vacation.
Even on vacation, ankle jewelry is odd for a man.
But, you know, people start acting different when they go on vacation.
I have friends that wear different outfits.
Shorts get shorter.
Shirts get tighter.
Right.
Pieces of clothing just remove themselves.
Right.
It's like wearing, I need to wear the Velcro pants and just rip them off.
Sometimes when you're on vacation, you just don't want to be yourself for a
week.
I feel that.
I feel that.
Just relax.
Can I just cut this fucking tie off of me?
Yeah, you get that out.
I also don't want an agenda.
Right.
I don't want to have like we're doing this, we're doing that.
Ooh, I don't like that.
Vacation is not to have a schedule.
I think the schedule should be around eating.
Oh.
That's what I believe.
That's my feeling is like cool ancient things.
Like if you're in a cool place like Athens, you know, you definitely got to go
see some
cool ancient shit, but get the good grub.
Speaking my language.
Now find the spots.
I was eating some rare scampi right in front of the Pantheon.
You know, like there was a beautiful restaurant known for scampi right there.
Wow.
That's phenomenal.
And I was just recently in Mexico City at Teotihuacan.
Ooh.
I want to go there.
I was in Mexico City only once for the UFC, but it was in and out.
It was one day, you know, two days.
I want to live there.
Mexico City is a dope spot, man.
I don't go places.
It's a lot of pollution, but there's a lot of.
It's New York.
It's kind of like a Mexican New York, but bigger.
It is.
It's huge.
But bigger.
Bigger than New York, right?
There's like 10 million people that live in the place they told us not to go to.
Yeah, they told you.
I was like, what the fuck is this massive area here?
He's like, yo, don't go there.
But 10 million people live there.
What is the population of Mexico City?
And I was getting that good lung capacity.
Right.
If you're working out up there, it's like, I think that's really high above sea
level.
It is 10,000.
Is it 10?
Mexico City's 10?
Yeah.
Boy, what an advantage you would have if you lived up there.
And then you go down to sea level, you could fuck everybody up.
Your cardio would be off the charts.
I was feeling like a fucking animal.
I couldn't believe myself.
Yeah, that's real, man.
And I was just doing normal things.
I wasn't even working out.
Right, exactly.
You just feel like you've got more blood in you because you do.
Whoa, low to mid 20 million people, depending on how you define its boundaries.
Wow.
It's also unknown.
There's no census that I could.
Right.
It's also very, it's lots of shanty situations as well.
Oh, of course.
Yeah.
Did you see a shooting that happened yesterday?
Where?
At Teotihuacan.
No.
What?
Yeah.
A shooting.
Oh, I did see something like, it's just a crazy person, right?
Oh, shit.
Yeah, I believe so.
Yeah, Teotihuacan, a popular tourist archaeological site outside of Mexico City.
That's where you're not allowed to go.
That's the Sun Temple.
You're not allowed to walk out of it?
You're not allowed to walk that, huh?
Like, what they're doing?
Just to that area, and then you can't go up.
And so this guy just started shooting people?
Yeah.
Oh, wait, you can't go there.
He's fucking, he's elevated.
Yeah, that's the Sun Temple.
He's there with the gun, and there's a bunch of people, like, laying down on
the ground that
were like, I don't know, ostriches or something.
Oh, Jesus Christ.
Like, he's, like, shooting right at them.
This is crazy.
I don't know.
He said something to them, too.
I saw something on Google this morning.
He said something to them.
That motherfucker was hopping on one leg.
Did you see the hopping?
Oh, fuck.
Jesus Christ.
Yeah, I didn't see that.
Just going to go check out some cool buildings and someone shoots your fucking
Achilles tendon
off?
Bro, that's one of the worst injuries you could probably sustain is an Achilles
injury.
Especially with a gunshot.
Shot?
Yeah.
How many people died?
Uh, I think one.
Seven people, so seven people were shot.
Oh.
One fatally shot.
The story of that area, that place, is so insane.
I went down this long rabbit hole because I'd read something that the Aztecs
didn't build
that and that they found it there.
And they called it the place where gods were born.
So then I went into this deep dive on the Aztec people and whoever was there
before them.
It's a total unknown.
There's so much about that area, like the Olmecs.
They don't, who the fuck were they?
They don't know.
They just got these giant stone heads that look like they're either Polynesian
or African.
They're fucking huge heads with a helmet on.
And there's a bunch of them and no one knows who made it.
No one knows what language they spoke.
It's crazy.
It's truly unbelievable.
I know there's one native language that I worked in kitchens my whole life.
So they would always joke with me that they were speaking Totonaca.
And Totonaca is definitely like a tribe from down there.
And it's these mythical curing people like these, the healers.
And we happen to actually, my wife knows a woman from the lineage of that
family.
It's all just crazy shit.
But regardless of that, just the sheer fact of those buildings, I saw with my
own eyes.
That's not it.
There's more underneath.
That's not just, it's all surface area shit.
Right, right, right.
That stuff goes, it runs deep.
There's like cities on top of cities on top.
They build them on old ones.
I mean, it's just like you tile the floor.
You just leave that bullshit and you just tile right over it.
Well, even when I was in Italy, we were in Ravello.
And there's this beautiful church up there.
You go for a little walk up the hill.
There's a beautiful church, old church, like from the 1800s.
But it's built on top of a church that's like a thousand years old.
And there's a glass floor.
You could see through to the bottom with the original ruins.
The same thing in Mexico City.
They do that everywhere.
There was these people making their pilgrimage where they crawl on the floor
from fucking hundreds of miles away in Jesus' name just to get to the church.
Oh, wow.
I don't know what that is.
Some act of like, some humbling act where they crawl from hundreds of miles
away to the church.
Holy shit.
And everyone, I don't know, millions of people come to this.
It was fucking crazy.
That would be a religious experience.
It truly was.
I was just in there and we caught sermon and I was getting fucking chills.
Like, just from the way they spoke and the echo, the way that the acoustics in
this room was.
Wow.
It was meant to give you chills.
They know what they're doing.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
They know what they're doing.
I don't want to go down the full like Charlie Kirk rabbit hole.
I saw this video yesterday where he visited Jerusalem and they were taking him
to this place underground where they mapped it out and used archaeology to find
out that, like, I believe this spot here where they're at, Jesus, I think,
preached or something.
It's all, they found it underground and they just built the city on top of it.
Like you're just saying.
There's all these phenomena.
But that is a common thing.
Yeah, it's a common thing.
Where they find this is where he was.
No, no, I mean, it's a common thing where they take old sites and they just
build the n