Name: Adam Friedland LOVES Filipinos
Uploaded: 2026-02-22T18:50:51.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Adam Friedland LOVES Filipinos' from Bad Friends Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2026-02-22. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Adam Friedland LOVES Filipinos' from Bad Friends Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2026-02-22. Transcript available.

- Really? You grew up around Asian people?
- They were everywhere, these people.
You can't get rid of 'em.
- I grew up in Vegas, actually.
- A lot of this is from-
- There are a lot of Filipinos.
- Stress.
- You like them?
- I love them. - I love them too.
- I love them.
- Those are good.
- They're the best ones.
- Those are good Asians.
- They're the second best people.
- What's the first?
- Mexican.
- I love Mexicans.
- Yeah.
Third?
- What's mine?
- Yeah.
- Yeah.
- What's your power ranking races?
- We should do, we're like Bill Simmons.
- Okay, I can do my Asian list.
- Yeah, what's your list?
- Do you have an Asian list?
- No, no, not Asians, just every kind of person.
- Every kind of person.
- Also, I cut off an injury.
- Okay.
- Okay.
- This was good.
- For sure.
Yeah, top three races.
- Can I say fat whites?
- Fat whites is up there?
They're some of the worst people.
- No, I love fat whites 'cause they're nice to me.
- No.
- Good looking whites are not as nice.
- That's true.
- The guys are good.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- Okay, let's go.
Korean.
- Korean's the best race for you.
- Korean won?
- Well, I'm Korean, I have to say that.
- Oh, okay. - Yeah, yeah.
- I wouldn't put you in your top 25.
- Okay, number two, Filipinos.
- Yeah.
- Yeah, three, Mexicans.
- Mm-hmm.
- Yeah, four, any kind of black.
- Any kind.
- Even like Minnesota?
- Yeah, I like Minnesota.
- All right.
- The Chappelle Lacy's are blacks.
I like that guy.
- He's good.
I'm gonna do an ollie.
- All right.
- Yeah.
- Who's that?
- You know how some black people.
- Let's hear it.
- Well, you know, I like Fugazi and I like the ollie.
- No.
- You know how they lead?
- He likes black guys that like metal.
- Oh, like all black guys?
- Yeah, yeah, all black guys.
Yeah, yeah.
- Okay.
- Have you ever met vampire Mexicans?
- Oh yeah, I love that.
- In El Paso.
You go to El Paso, Texas.
- We got them here on the East side.
- Yeah.
- They like Mars Volta.
- Yo de los Huertos.
Yeah.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
- I like those guys.
- Yeah, yeah.
- What's that?
- Goth blacks.
- Black guys, that goth music is cool.
- Yeah, I love goth blacks.
- Goth blacks are cool.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
- Look at, oh my God, they're my favorite though.
Look.
- I know Trinity.
- It's crazy because they always sound like
they're from California, even if they're not.
- Morpheus is my uncle.
- Morpheus style.
Yeah, Morpheus style black guys.
- Yeah, yeah, those are my favorite.
- Yeah, yeah.
- As they try to go Super Saiyan,
those guys, yeah, that's cool, yeah.
- Yeah.
- You always at my shows wearing sunglasses
in the audience.
- Yeah.
- You know what I mean?
Like a snake, dark purple jacket.
Yeah, I like that.
No shirt.
- Yeah, no shirt.
- Yeah.
- Yeah, shirtless.
- Yeah.
- A tattoo of some sort of number.
- Punk, is this punk Mexican?
Punk Mexicans are great.
- Oh, I love that.
- Smith's Mexicans are the best.
- Yeah, Smith's are, that's good.
- Smith's Mexicans.
- I grew up with a lot of Mexicans
and I became like,
I earned their respect 'cause I smoked a mota
and I also smoked weed and they're like,
oh, they're Jewish kids, they like weed too.
And I was like, yeah, yeah.
And they were like, tell me how I'm like,
you're like a emo?
And I was like, no, I don't know.
And I was like, I like the accent.
I was like, I like Radiohead and like, I don't know,
I guess I like music.
And he's like, they're like, you like Los Smith's?
And I was like, yeah, I love the Smith's.
And they're like, they were really into the Smith's,
but specifically Morrissey.
And I was like, yeah.
And I was like, but I was like,
it's weird that you guys are into the Morrissey
because like you're homophobes, you're homophobes.
And they're like, that's a fucked up thing to say
about Morrissey, man.
Like they didn't know, they didn't get that he was gay.
They like, they had no idea.
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Genuinely, though, all jokes aside,
who is the one that you want to get on there so bad?
There's got to be someone that you're like,
you know who'd be fucking perfect
for this show that won't do it.
Sidney Sweeney, no cam.
Just no, no, no, no, just no cameras.
No condoms, no cameras.
No card, no condoms.
Uh, I don't know, Obama.
That'd be fun.
Hey, have you chilled with him, Bobby?
He's been here.
I just met him.
You just met Obama?
I did just meet him.
What was it like?
It was a little annoying.
No.
No, no, no.
No, and he was wonderful.
It was great.
It was really good.
Yeah, he's like magic.
Sweet, such a sweet, like affable
and also like disarming.
Right as you talk to him,
you're like, oh, I feel good.
This is fine.
I want to ask him if he's depressed.
I did.
What?
You did already?
Yep.
I said, how do you feel?
You look like you're depressed.
No, you know what it is?
I bet you he's.
Can you imagine what it's like to be Obama?
It's got to suck.
Yeah.
Why?
Because all the time,
everything is all the time
and you're the one.
He's fucking Neo.
It's like, what do you mean?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
He is the one.
Yeah, yeah.
You're the one.
You're the one.
You're the one for all the good
and all for the bad.
Well, no, more so,
it's just like everything went crazy
after he was the president.
But I mean, it's also.
He's got to be like,
is it my fault?
Well, 100%.
Yeah.
Are you doing?
Yeah, that's what he looked like
when I met him.
Really?
Yeah.
Really?
That looks a lot like Morpheus
from the movie The Matrix.
Sure, if you're small-minded,
but this is,
if you really know
what's going on in the world.
He probably always has to be nice, too.
Obama?
When he's out in public, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Do you feel like you have to?
Yeah, but I don't have that kind of image.
But you have a bad boy image.
Yeah, you do.
You do.
You think I have a bad boy image?
You do.
Oh, yeah.
I'm nice to everybody.
No, I'm nice to everybody.
No.
No, everyone says that you're-
I dap?
No, you're at the Viper Room,
Sunset Street.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I kissed the sidewalk where River died.
There's a lot of stories
I hear about people-
I always do.
I'll miss you, River.
When someone meets me
and they'll go,
you know, I met Bobby
when he was in town or whatever.
And I'll go, oh, yeah.
And they'll go, yeah,
he like threw a fork
and like yelled at the server
and we loved it.
Yeah, yeah.
They love when he's a fucking maniac.
You know that's not true.
You know that I'm a nice guy.
No, but I'm saying you do you play-
I don't do that.
You play bits with people.
I do bits.
You guys got to pipe up.
You do bits
and we know you fucking do.
Like people with less money than you?
Yeah.
He does like doing bits with strangers
and then it leaves.
He likes-
It's like his,
what, Bill Murray.
He wants to be Bill Murray.
He wants to leave a nugget of,
do you know what Bobby did here
when he was here?
Oh, yeah.
Loves that shit.
Yeah, he like went to a wedding
and yeah.
You do love that.
Don't lie.
I guess so, yeah.
You do.
You're a rambling man.
What?
A ramblin' man.
I'm a ramblin' man.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I'm a ramblin' man.
I'm a ramblin' man.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I'm a ramblin' man.
I'm a ramblin' man.
I'm a ramblin' man.
I'm a ramblin' man.
I'm a ramblin' man.
I'm a ramblin' man.