Name: Bobby Lee and Andrew Santino Take Happy Pills
Uploaded: 2026-02-25T17:00:51.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bobby Lee and Andrew Santino Take Happy Pills' from Bad Friends Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2026-02-25. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bobby Lee and Andrew Santino Take Happy Pills' from Bad Friends Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2026-02-25. Transcript available.

- Oh, the world's falling apart, how do you feel?
- I feel great, I'm on Lexapro.
- Yay!
- The world's falling apart, get on Lexapro.
You know, I got my little bit of Ritalin, some Lexapro,
I think it's pretty good.
- You're grooving.
- I'm grooving, I feel pretty good.
- I feel great, I'm on, I'm on--
- Are you on anything?
- I'm on creatine and I'm on ashwagandha,
I'm on CoQ10, I'm working out every day, I'm feeling good.
- Yeah, but I mean, do you take any medication or anything?
- For my brain?
- Yeah.
- No, I take statins for my heart, you know that.
- Yeah, I do, yeah.
- But did your therapist as a say?
- No, I tried, you know, I tried, what's the one,
what's the main one everybody does?
What, Zoloft?
- Zoloft.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- I tried that once and it made me so much worse
when I was young.
I hated the way I felt on Zoloft.
As soon as I got off of drugs, I felt kind of normal again.
The panic was still there, but I felt more human.
I felt very robotic.
- Doesn't that mean you need them?
- Doesn't mean I need them, that I felt terrible on them?
- That like, as soon as you got off them, you felt good.
That's like how, that's what crazy people say.
Oh, when I stopped taking my medicine, everything was okay.
So I just worry.
We've had friends that stopped taking medicine.
- Yeah.
- I guess we'll see, Carlos.
- Yeah.
- No, I feel so much better when I got off of them.
I took them when I was a young lad, when I was in college,
my senior year.
And I don't want to take anything else.
You know what I take?
I take Jesus.
I take big doses of Jesus every morning.
I pray to my God that you're going to be okay,
that you're going to be okay.
And I pray that you're going to be okay too.
- What did cavemen do without medication back in the day?
- Like, if you had like ADHD, you know what I mean?
- Worked around a lot.
- No, he's just kind of like, you know,
painting, like cave painting.
I think he's distracted by a spider.
- I like that.
Imagine.
This Lexapro is working.
- Or like, you know what I mean?
You had anxiety, there was no Xanax, you know what I mean?
- How do you explain that to another caveman?
- You know what I mean?
- Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
- Right?
I mean, there was no medication back in.
- Let's explain.
You're a caveman.
Give me cave talk about trying to tell me,
convince me that you have depression.
- Oh, oh, really?
- Yeah.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
They speak a little French, a little French.
Yeah, they speak a little bit of, yeah, that's how, that's how we learned it.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, so they, you know, I'm sure language was developed that way.
What was the first word?
Yeah.
Yeah, okay.
When you're going and attacked with someone lying.
Yeah.
It was emotions.
It could be, oh.
Ow, ow, pain.
Oh.
Yeah, pain.
Yeah, yeah.
Nobody knows the first word.
But somebody had to.
Oh, look.
What?
Instinctive sounds.
Many believe that ow and ah, surprise.
We literally just said that.
We just did it because we know.
No, but that's amazing.
Yeah, because we're smart.
Yeah, we are.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Simple request, food, this.
Yo, without hands, can you do it?
Oh.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I think you could go, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow.
You know what I mean?
Oh, dude, can I do something for you in caveman speak?
Yeah, go ahead.
Imagine we're around a fire pit, and I'm telling you you're my buddy.
Yeah.
Not you.
I'm talking about you to another guy.
Yeah.
You're a different guy, but I'm talking about Bobby.
Okay.
Okay, see if you can get this story.
Okay.
See?
See?
Oh, let me do you.
Let me do you.
Let me do you.
Let me do you now.
Okay.
Let me explain it to you.
That's good.
That's good.
Oh, yeah.
Dude, imagine for the people listening to the podcast.
Dude, imagine for the people listening to the podcast and not seeing.
Just in your car.
Oh, my God, dude.
So funny.
That was a good one.
You and I would have been great cavemen.
I would be the best.
The best.
But, you know, would we, um.
It would just be you and I.
Because of warmth, would we be able.
We would be hugging every night.
Our body heat.
Yeah.
We would never go for women.
Yeah.
We would never go for women.
No, I would.
I would.
No chance.
No, because back then you got to poof and then drag them by their hair.
You wouldn't do that.
You were liberal before you even knew it.
I would have been a liberal.
Yeah, you're a liberal.
Well, you know what?
I would provide.
Okay, I'm a woman.
Ask me out then as a cavewoman.
Oh, hello.
Well that hurts even in case. Holy shit. That hit hard. That's what I mean. We
wouldn't want that kind of rejection.
Yeah. Wow. We would have been great cave people. Cave would have been the way
to go man. How do you teach kids in cave? Like life lessons? Can you do that?
It's just like animals. They see and they repeat. Monkey see monkey do. Did you
see the cave in Kazakhstan that they just found? That looks like a fucking door.
Looks like a 50 foot door.
I want to see it. Dude Kazakhstan cave door. Good luck spelling Kazakhstan.
There I got it. There's an image these guys found of like a that. That's not a
door. Brother that looks like a door to me. That's pretty dory. Yeah dude.
That's a. It's more a hobbit door. Yeah. It's a Lord of the Rings door. Lord of
the Rings door. I don't know how old this is but I just saw it on the internet.
Now you open that. How? You say friend in Elvis.
So stupid. No but you know. Do you remember? No. I don't see it. You don't
remember? I didn't see it. Can I explain? Yeah please. Okay in Lord of the
Rings right. They're trying to get in the minds of Moria and there's a door
that looks exactly like that.
But they don't know how to get in. So they all sit out there for like hours and
then Frodo has a suggestion say right. He goes say friend in Elvis and he says
it and the door opens.
Bullshit. Friend. Yeah. See look. Look at that door. Now go back to the
Kazakhstan door. Yeah. What it was just found this last year right. Isn't that
what it said 2025. Yeah. Bro you're telling me that's not a fucking doorway.
Zoom into the one on the left. That is a. That's a man standing outside of it
by the way.
Oh yeah. Wow. So what does that got to be 50, 75 feet up? That's a door dude.
It's just it happens to look like one but. No chance. How is that naturally
occurring? They can't even explain it. It doesn't look like it's naturally
occurring in the rock. Well then knock on it. Look. These are two Kazakhstanians.
Yeah.
We have to go by the door. We will knock on the door. Yeah. Friend in Elvis. Oh
it's pretty.
Look at it. Yeah. Yeah. That's a fucking door. Yeah. Dude that's not a part of
a mountain. That's a door. Yeah. Wow. That's a creepy cave door to something
that we don't want to know. Yeah.
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