Name: Is Bobby Lee Actually Mongolian?!
Uploaded: 2026-02-26T17:00:11.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Is Bobby Lee Actually Mongolian?!' from Bad Friends Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2026-02-26. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Is Bobby Lee Actually Mongolian?!' from Bad Friends Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2026-02-26. Transcript available.

- In certain parts of Russia,
they would think that I was probably Russian.
- Mongolian.
100% Mongolian.
- I've seen Russians look completely Asian.
- Yes.
- Yeah, the Mongolian one.
- Mongolian.
- That's a zinger.
Like that.
- How do you do a Russian-Asian accent?
I'm trying to do it right now.
- I can't even do it.
- From Russia, we will come from--
- From Russia, we will come.
- From Russia, you come to this.
- From Russia, please.
- That's really hard to combine.
- Yeah, from Russia.
- That's it.
- From Russia, we have--
- Maybe.
- And you say, in Russia--
- In Russia, we--
- In Russia--
- I'm trying.
Finish it.
Finish it.
- Hey, man.
- Sorry, I'm aggressive.
It's Alexa Pro.
- In Russia.
In Russia, car drives you.
- In Russia, in Russia, car drives you.
- That's, that's good.
- That's pretty good.
- That's a guy that's there.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- That's a man that exists out there in Russia.
- Somewhere out there, yeah.
But there's like, look at all that land up,
like where there's no big, like what happens up there?
- That's the polar vortex of nothingness.
I mean, there can't--
- But people do live out there.
- No, rarely.
- Yeah, yeah.
No, people live out there, they--
I saw this TikTok where there's this rickety train
that's cold still.
We should make a movie called "Rickety Train."
- Yeah, it's a rickety train with cold still, right?
And the tracks, sometimes they have to go out
and they fix the railroad tracks, right?
- Yeah.
- And it's in Russia and it's like these small towns
and they herd goat and--
- I mean, yeah, there are people way out there.
- Yeah.
- The Polar Express, yeah.
- Did you, yeah, did you save your bell?
Did you take your bell on the rickety train?
If you listen to the bell, you can hear train coming.
Train is bringing new goats.
- Yeah.
- That's incredible.
- It's incredible.
What happens if you're like out there
and you're like a good looking dude?
You can't model.
- Yeah, you can.
Train model.
Train model, dude.
- Uh-oh.
- You model on the train.
They let you walk around from car to car.
- Oh, I see.
- What do you, if you're a hot guy, well you--
- Like you're a hot guy, you have,
let's you, you know you're a good actor, right?
Like you're, you just, that's your dream.
- You got it, you have it.
- You have it.
You're like the Philip Seymour Hoffman,
but you look like Brad Pitt, right?
- Damn.
And you got Daniel Day-Lewis skills?
- You're Daniel Day-Lewis skills.
You know what I mean?
- And you got Haley Joel Osment feet?
Why not?
- Little feet.
- Yeah, that's a little feet, right?
And you're like, you're so, so, dress well for what you--
- And you live in the smallest town in Northern Russia.
- There's no hope.
- I guess you, but you gotta be the hottest guy
in a small town.
- Yeah, but does he go to Moscow and try to do theater?
- Oh yeah.
- You do.
- Yeah.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- Become a dancer or an actor?
- Yeah.
- What is that, an international actor's agency up there?
- It's a Russian talent agency,
but it was, it looked like it was gonna spy on us.
- I could use that.
My agents aren't doing shit.
- Yeah.
- I could really use a bump.
I might as well go to a--
- What if they wouldn't sign me?
You know what I mean?
I'd call, they're like, no.
- The Mongolian agency would.
Kill down there.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- Why don't you go down--
- I'm doing commercials with an eagle on my arm.
- Eagle Insurance.
- Yeah, those are like, dude, Mongolians, dude?
I mean, did you see Physical Asia?
- Yeah, we watched that.
We talked about that.
- Yeah, yeah, but the Mongolians, they're tough people.
- Yeah, they're nuts.
- They're nuts, dude.
Well, Genghis Khan was nuts.
- My dog.
- Yeah.
- Miss you, R.I.P.
R.I.P. Gengi.
- Yeah.
- Physical Asia.
- Yeah, the Mongolians are--
- You just thought they were for making fun of.
- Yeah, yeah.
We thought they were dry Eskimos.
- That guy's huge in the front.
- Yeah.
- My God.
- I think when you live out there,
it just toughens you.
- What's the slang for this Mongolian team?
What's the slang?
What's the slang?
What's the phrase for this team?
- What?
- The promotional phrase.
What would their phrase be
if this was a poster for the Mongolian team?
- What, an ad agency?
What the fuck is going on here?
- I got it loaded up.
- What?
- Mongolia.
- We got the beef.
- Oh.
- That's good, dad.
Mongolia.
- Mongolia.
- Where's the beef?
- Yeah.
- We got the beef with you.
- Yeah.
- Also try Mongolian beef right now on special
at Panda Express for 999.
- See if there's hot Mongolian women.
- For sure.
- There's probably not.
- Hot women all over the world.
- Yeah, I don't know.
I don't think so.
Yeah, hot Mongolian women.
- Bingo.
- I mean, you think?
- Yes, they're both very pretty.
- Or the region, yeah.
- Yeah.
- Look at me right now, dude.
- Yeah, dude.
Give me another one.
Give me a couple.
- Yeah, give me a couple.
There we go.
Yep.
- Isn't that your aunt?
- Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
Yeah.
- Yeah, I'm, I guess there's gotta be.
- Oh, there's one right there.
- That's how you know it is Asian, not Europe.
- Jesus.
- Yeah, that, her.
- Gorgeous.
- Gorgeous.
- Gorgeous.
- AI.
- That's AI?
Okay.
- There we go.
- Here we go.
- He typed in how.
- He corrects it usually.
- How Mongolian woman.
- Yeah.
- Oh, there you go.
That's Mongolia.
- Yeah, that's pretty Mongolian.
- There's a couple of mountains there in the foreground.
- Anyway, let's move on from the Mongolia.
- Yeah, let's get off of Mongolia.
- Yeah, let me, we'll zoom in on that girl.
- Yeah.
- Walking down the street.
She's just carrying trash.
- Severed head in that bag.
- Crazy.
- Yeah, what is going on there?
- Get off of that.
- Get off it.
- Yeah, I'm gonna watch Goat.
- Goat, please go watch Goat.
- Coming out, coming out.
- Goat is out.
No, when this comes out, it'll be out right now.
- It's out, it's out, it's out.
- Please go see Goat.
- Are you guys taking us to the premiere?
- Nope.
- Yep.
- It's just me and Andrew are gonna go.
- That's crazy you thought that we would take
to the premiere.
- Yeah, are you gonna wear a suit?
- I thought about it, but it's a basketball movie,
so I then thought I should just wear like casual clothes.
- Is that what you're gonna do?
- Yeah, 'cause we gotta have pictures together,
and I figured we should just wear street clothes.
- I'll wear a sports coat.
- But we never wear sports coats.
- How about like jeans, t-shirts, sports coat?
- I don't want to wear a collar.
I don't think it fucking matters anymore.
- Okay.
- You're just gonna dress regular.
- Well, yeah, because who's it for, the photos?
Our moms?
- Oh, yeah.
- Do you know what I mean?
Like at this point in my life-
- Yeah, but if everyone's wearing a suit,
and we're like wearing, you know-
- How much more rad could that be?
- I guess so.
- I'll wear a dress.
Would you like to wear a dress?
- Because you know that Nick Kroll's gonna wear a suit,
like a purple suit.
- Yeah, but he's, they're more professional than us, dude.
- Okay.
- He's a worked actor.
- I was literally gonna go buy a suit tomorrow.
- Oh, okay, buy one.
I'm telling you, I'm not gonna wear one.
- Like a black suit.
- Nice.
- I have no interest in that.
- With a black tie, like look, you know what I mean?
- I'm saying black a lot.
- Yeah, I love black people.
- I'm gonna wear a white suit, white tie.
- You have suits.
- Dude.
- Let's do suit, let's do suit.
- Can I tell you what's a bummer?
- What?
- I tried to put on a suit, what, a week ago?
- Yeah.
- For my sister's wedding coming up.
- Yeah.
- Too fat for that suit.
- So you gave it another one?
- I would have to get a new brand new suit.
- Yeah.
- I'm too fat for my old suit.
I'm 205 right now.
- Where are we gonna go?
- Where should we go to get a suit?
- Yeah.
- Men's Warehouse.
- Oh.
- What do you mean?
- I go to Jimmy O's.
- Jimmy O Yang has his own fucking suit store?
- For little people?
- Oh yeah.
- Yeah, that one, yeah, yeah.
- Jimmy O's.
- Tom Ford will like fix it for you.
- I'm going to Ronnie Chang's, he's got a suit.
- Wait a minute, where would you really go to get a suit
if you're really gonna get a suit?
- Jimmy O's, it's right down the street.
- Shut up, dude.
- I swear to God I do.
- It's a little people store.
- No, it's for small actors, like Seth Green goes,
Seth Green goes, Elijah goes, we go.
And there's headshots of like all the little actors.
- Dude, the little people suit store is so funny.
- Yeah.
- I don't know if it's soft.
Hey, do you have size six in these?
Like, whoa, Bigfoot, slow down.
- I think Brad Williams goes, I think Brad Williams goes,
but it's, we've looked it up before, right?
- Yeah.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
- It's a real, what's so funny?
You have people like, you have people that go to like,
you know what I mean?
- Big and tall.
- Will you go to a little people suit store, please?
- Yeah, yeah.
- Will you Google little people suit store?
Just the idea is so fantastic.
- Just the one that I go to, Jimmy O's.
- You're like 800 bucks.
There's half the fabric.
Little people suit store.
Jimmy O's for men in five, eight and under.
- Yeah, yeah.
- Oh yeah, I've seen this.
- What is that funny, dude?
You're pissing me off.
- It's so funny.
'Cause five, eight, you know, is like, whoa, you're tall.
Five, eight to the tall section.
- It's a really nice door though.
- Yeah, it looks amazing, dude.
- You have everything there.
- Like a dollhouse, yeah.
- Yeah.
- Like a what?
- A dollhouse.
That entire store fits in my car.
Dude, Jimmy out.
- Yeah, yeah.
- Let me see Jimmy, give it a picture.
- Where's Jimmy?
- There he is.
- He's there.
Every time I go on, what's up?
Well, who are the, the, the, the small celebrities that go?
- Look, isn't that Seth Green right there?
- Yeah, Vern, Vern.
- Vern, yeah, Vern.
- Vern.
- Our dog.
R.I.P.
- Yeah, Vern goes.
- R.I.P. Vernie.
Woo-hoo! Yeah! Woo-hoo! Yeah! Woo-hoo! Yeah!