Name: Rudy Goes on a Bowling Date!!!
Uploaded: 2026-03-03T17:01:23.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Rudy Goes on a Bowling Date!!!' from Bad Friends Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2026-03-03. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Rudy Goes on a Bowling Date!!!' from Bad Friends Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2026-03-03. Transcript available.

what do you have makeup on because i'm going out after she's gonna go she's
going bowling
wait who are you going bowling with her friend some friends yeah yeah you're
going out on a date
no just friends you're going out on a date no yeah you're fidgety i know you're
going out on a date
who's the guy no one welcome back to bad friends the one that she likes is in
hawaii
right the one that you like is in hawaii yeah
you're on a different wavelength than i am dude i don't know if i could do it
you're overwhelming
where are the dilithium crystals where are they rudy where are they
i don't know where are your boyfriends where are your bbc boyfriends
welcome back to bad friends it's our six year anniversary
you want to go inside my black hole welcome to my black hole welcome there's
poo in there
dude six years we've been doing this fun show and bringing you guys fun star
wars
star wars
don't do it yeah i'm dark i'm darth gook
what a night to have it's a star trek six year anniversary we've got rudy
jewels over here
beam me down dog there it is hell yeah dude the variation of the shocker
i got it he's got it
did you see bad bunny or what jesus whoa whoa whoa whoa what's yours say did
you see bad bunny i saw a bad bunny
bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum
bum bum
such a good performance
i saw turning point
i did it was great i was on true social baby it was you know what kevin spacey
did a little number
you know he did a little dance he had a top hat you know what else john voigt
did a um scene from
midnight cowboy whoa yeah it was great that was awesome it was awesome dude
yeah well i saw turning
point while a lot of americans were watching bad bunny ruin the halftime show
bobby and i
were tuned into turning point you see kid rock rip the stage yeah what's up
america yeah sick of these
liberal turds and that lady that took eighth in american idol she was great too
she was great
dude bad bunny rip you ripped dude it's so hot it's so he's a hot guy he's a
hot guy yeah just walking
through a good actor too you know my favorite thing about the bad bunny thing
what that made me laugh
at the behind they had a marketplace like like a little a little convenience
store on the background
and it said uh we accept ebt i was like that's so funny yeah it was in neon did
you not see that
it was so funny ebt accepted at the bad bunny halftime show super bowl was one
of the worst super
bowls i think i've ever seen in my entire life i didn't know who played who won
nobody nobody won
everyone lost no who won seahawks who won seattle did win they did yeah well
good congratulations to
seattle who cares i don't care shitty super bowl yeah it was boring what i'm
more interested in
right now yeah is how bad i feel about last night i boned you i boned you bad i
boned him good i feel
bad he fucked me well i feel so here can i tell yeah go ahead no we went to the
premiere of anyway
our new animated movie that bobby and i play the announcers chuck and rusty
please go see goat it's out
february 13th yep i think yeah two days ago two days two days it's out in the
theater still please go
see it yeah you finished it right yeah you went home halfway through they didn't
even sit us in the
same theater that's what pissed me off i was alone right sitting there but big
bag of popcorn all the
celebrities like far away from you guys could have taken us huh you guys both
have plus ones and you
could have taken it oh we there was so many yeah we could have no we couldn't
have sold out sold out
did you like it i loved it i love it too i actually thought it was awesome yeah
yeah but i called you
after your you your voice came out first do you remember what do you mean in
the beginning of the
movie i could hear your voice in the background in the far background the
background yeah and it was
i was like there's andrew but you got the biggest pops no i didn't and one of
the guy's son said to me
at the after party because we have friends that have kids that showed up and i
was like did you like
the movie and he goes yeah and i said did you like the announcers he goes uh
yeah and i said
and i said which one did you like more do you like the big one or the little
one and he goes
i like the little one and i said good that's good that's good that's good
because he plays the little
tiny one you ripped it's it honestly it's it's cute and sweet and funny yeah i
hope people go see it
it's a fun animated movie bring your bring your the way the way he me was so
then saturday night
uh well time out first of all that night after the movie we're supposed to go
to a little after get
together nick kroll all these people that are in the movie go i call him i said
where are you are
you lost do you not know where to go it's literally in the same complex i'm
already at home i'm in
bed yeah i was already in bed he bailed halfway through the movie i was alone
one of the women
working there goes your friend left i said where did he go she goes i think
home he got in his driver
car and he left yeah but then we were told the next night was like a wrap party
but it was a screening
no it wasn't during the day was i know but this is what he says to me this
lying bastard okay
well it's not a lie it's what i was told it's what i was told they were like
screenings all day
and don't come spank my boy spank shout out to spank spank goes don't need to
go it's a screening
anyway i get a call going you know a car's picking you up at 6 15. i go where
are we going he goes
you're going to the wrap party so i'm going to go right and then right the car
arrives i'm talking
to andrew and it goes it's not a wrap party dude it's another screening right
so i went up to the
driver and i gave him some money i go you know what you can go home i don't
want to go to another
screening he leaves and then like 30 minutes later he calls me like oh no it is
a wrap party
and i'm like i'm gone sorry i didn't go yeah i stayed at home i watched pluribus
have you seen that show i haven't finished it oh bro it's great i like the
ending wow it's good
no but i but bobby goes i gave that guy 200 bucks and he i made him leave i was
like well
you don't want to go to a wrap party anyway because it's just a bunch of drunk
people standing around
i wanted to go should have gone i told you to go dude you me what are you
talking about you could
have called your manager and said can i get another car and they would have
sent yeah i'm not yet no
see nope i'll tell you why it could have been fixed it's not it can't be fixed
right because those
drivers were specifically they know what to do you know right you know that
right is that your mom as a
that's insane dude that's your mom
she's yellow dude put the wait what is that in star trek world what is that
called who is that
woman she's playing this is the locker room for the guys oh oh oh we just put
out oh yeah jerk
material i get it that's insane that's your mom hey can i have that frame frame
it that is actually
amazing yeah your mom's tits are that big actually yeah what they are okay okay
but if big with that
face would you oh yeah with that face without yeah okay rudy be good i am good
no you're not you know
it's so funny when you put on face makeup like this when you put on face paint
like you're going out for
the night yeah i know it's because she's going on a little secret date yeah you
are i'm just hanging out
with friends no you look like a colorful coconut you're like when tom hanks
painted the coconut to
have sex with it in that fucking the island movie yeah wilson yeah wilson yeah
you're wilson your new
nickname is wilson yeah yeah everybody on line call rudy wilson please