Name: Rudy Gets SCOLDED by Bobby Lee for Smoking Weed
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Rudy Gets SCOLDED by Bobby Lee for Smoking Weed' from Bad Friends Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2026-03-04. Transcript available.

- Now, what time does she get home to the house?
- Sometimes four in the morning.
- Gross.
- Yeah.
- Did you see it on the ring or whatever,
on your camera?
- No, he just hears me because he's also awake.
- Well, he's playing, he's playing games.
- Yeah, I was like, I wander around in the kitchen.
- But when she comes home, do you interrogate at all?
Are you ever like, what's been going on?
- Yeah, but she immediately starts yelling.
- You do, you get mad?
- Like, where'd you go?
- Yeah.
- Where'd you go?
- I have every right to go out!
I go out!
You know what I mean?
And I'm like, all right, relax!
- God.
- Jesus Christ!
- No, because he starts saying--
- That tone!
- Yeah.
- He starts saying, why are you out so late?
- Why are you out so late?
- 'Cause I can be out late.
- No, no, no.
- Yeah, yeah, I'm concerned, right?
- Would you?
- Yes. - For the morning?
- For the morning, yeah.
- I'm concerned.
Here's the difference.
You can do whatever you want.
Doesn't mean you should or have to.
So what are you doing out at that late?
- Well, the last time I just went
to the beach with friends.
- Mm, I don't like that.
- And then I go, who'd you go to the beach with?
He goes, my friend Hillary.
And then pause.
- Live.
- And then a bunch of guys.
- Yeah, a bunch of guys.
- At 4:00 AM?
- Yeah. - At 4:00 AM, yeah.
- Let me tell you something.
My mom used to say to me,
nothing good happens after 2:00 AM.
You should come home.
So what are you doing between 2:00 and 4:00 AM?
Something bad is going on.
- You smoked weed.
- See?
Smoking weed.
- Are you smoking weed now?
- Just a little bit.
- Mm, gross.
You're a bad kid.
- It's just weed?
- No, what do you mean it's just weed?
- Just a little bit.
- It's just meth.
It's just crack.
It's just-- - I'm not doing other stuff.
- That's how it starts with the weed.
It starts with the weed.
- Why are you so shocked?
- Marijuana has been labeled as a gateway drug.
- It's a gateway drug.
- Statistically, most people who use hard drugs
use marijuana first, pound for pound.
- Marijuana and adolescent brain development
because the teenage brain is still developing
until the-- - I'm not a teenager.
- Until the mid-twenties,
which you're not in your mid-twenties.
- Do you want tough love?
- No. - Here's tough love.
- I'll give you tough love.
- No. - Yeah, yeah.
You do it again, you're out of the house.
- Out of the house!
- You're out of the house.
- I got a nipple piercing too.
- What the fuck?
- Oh my god. - No, you didn't.
What?
- That's unbelievable, dude.
You're really pissing us off, man.
- What are you, goth now?
- No, I'm not, it's just fun.
- No, it's not fun.
It's gross. - It's fun.
- It's gross.
Oh my god, you know what she's gonna--
She's gonna have tattoos on her face three years from now.
- Neck tattoos on the way.
- Yeah, yeah.
- Face tattoos on the way.
Teardrops for the dead homies on the way.
I can't believe you did that.
- It wasn't painful.
- No, that's not what we're talking about.
- Who'd you get it with?
Your friend?
- Hillary.
- Yeah, where, at a mall?
- No, at the tattoo shop.
- Bad people hang out at those places, man.
Is that where you get your weed?
- No.
- You get your titty pierced and a bottle of weed.
- Yeah.
- Guy who doesn't know about weed?
- Yeah, that's what--
- Did you get a bottle of weed and your titty pierced?
- Yeah.
- At the tattoo shop?
- Did you get a carafe of weed?
- Who gave you that sinister weed?
- Yeah.
- Who gave it to you?
- Did you snort it?
I heard the kids lately snort it.
- They put it in their ass.
- Yeah, they do.
- They'll put it right in their ass.
- Yeah, they rub it on their eyes.
It goes straight to the brain.
- Where are you buying the weed?
- I'm not buying, I just...
- Oh, you have a drug dealer boyfriend.
- She's got a drug dealer boyfriend.
- She's got a drug dealer boyfriend named Raul.
- Raul.
- Huh?
- Raul.
- Probably listens to Bad Bunny.
- Yeah.
- Raul.
- Yeah.
- Oh, what else do you do at night?
- That's it.
- Piercing your tit, you're smoking fucking hot.
- Drugs.
- Drugs.
- At the beach. - What else?
- And by the way, Hillary's not a real person.
- No, he probably hasn't met her.
- I've never heard of Hillary.
- Oh my God.
- Call her right now.
- I have never even seen or heard of Hillary.
- Call Hillary right now.
- Yeah, who's Hillary?
- Put her on the line.
- You haven't met her.
- Oh, shut up.
- Is it Hillary Clinton?
- Oh, it is?
- It's Hillary Clinton.
- Oh, you mean one of Epstein's friends?
- Yeah.
- Hillary, Hill dog, the sinister suit wearer?
Answer Hillary.
- If she doesn't answer, there's no Hillary.
- She's not answering.
- No, it doesn't matter.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
- 'Cause you're calling your mom.
- Yeah.
- And she's not picking up the phone.
Yeah, you put your mom, a random girl's face
on the fucking screen.
- Let me leave a voice message.
- Your voice to reach is not available.
At the top of the page, record your message.
When you have finished recording, you may hang up.
- Hillary.
- Excuse me.
We heard about the marijuana.
- The weed and.
- Yeah, the breast is being pierced.
- And the boob piercing.
- Yeah.
- We need to call back ASAP.
Call back ASAP.
- We need to talk to you about Jesus Christ.
- Yes, the Lord and Savior.
- The Lord and Savior, right?
We need to talk about discipline.
- That's right.
- Right?
And if you want to get scared straight,
we'll scare you straight.
- I'll scare you real straight, pal.
- Yeah, pal.
- Listen here.
- You know what?
Don't call Jules ever again.
- Don't ever again call her.
- Yeah, yeah, don't ever call her again.
- She's not your friend.
- Yeah, yeah, bad influence.
- Right now, the path of life you're living
- Yeah.
- Is like scoliosis, it's all crooked.
- Yeah.
- Straightened out, pal?
- Yeah.
- You got to come see us, the bad friends.
And let me tell you something.
- Yeah, tell him.
- Let me tell you something.
If I catch you listening to Bad Bunny,
if I catch you listening to,
you're going down.
All right, she better call back.
- She better call back.
- To New World now.
We're living in a time.
- Tell us, Messiah.
- We're living in a time when someone like Rudy.
- Oh, wise one.
- Flippantly, flippantly,
talks about drugs and tit pierced stuff.
And her friends, imagine what they're doing
when they're not joking around, ha ha.
This is funny 'cause ha ha podcast.
- No, I'm being real, let's be real.
- Yeah.
- You're playing the devil's game.
- You're playing the devil's game.
- And you're playing right into his hand.
- Yeah, like this.
- Right?
- Rudy.
- The devil's game.
- He whispers in your ear.
- Rudy.
- Okay.
- You're playing the devil's game.
- You are.
- No.
- Yes, you are, dude.
- You are, dude.
- How?
- Yeah.
- We just smoke sometimes.
- Wait a minute.
- Did you get your boob pierced when you were stoned
on marijuana or drunk on alcohol?
- No.
- Liar, you were sober?
- Yeah.
- Come 100%.
- 100%, no.
- 100%.
- So you went to the tattoo parlor, you walked in,
you lifted your shirt up, you put your tit out
and you let some creepy devil man.
- Was it a man or a woman that did it?
- A guy.
- Oh, wait, wait, wait, a guy, right?
What, you're 14.
- I'm 24.
I'm 24.
- You're 24, still, some man slid a needle
through your breast in front of other people
and you think, fun time Saturday night.
- Yeah, I don't mind showing my boobs.
- Oh my God.
- Rudy.
- How did he hold it?
- What?
- How did he hold it?
- He just did that and then he stuck the needle.
- Oh my God.
- He hates women.
- Yes, yes, yes.
He's a misogynist.
- He's a misogynist.
- He's a misogynist.
- Yeah, yeah.
- Any guy out there that's willing to deform
a woman's breast is a misogynist.
And this man.
- Amen.
- But I gave him consent.
- Oh, okay.
- Yeah, because you felt pressure
'cause of a power struggle.
- Hillary made to do it.
- Hillary, Hillary!
- No, he did it!
- Bitch.
- No!
- Are you sure?
- No, I got bored.
- All the cool people are doing it.
- Yep.
- No.
- Do you want to be a real American?
- Bobby?
- No!
- That's what she said, right?
I want to be a real American, right?
- Do you want to be a real American?
- Oh, say can you see!
- Let me tell you, does Hillary have her breast pierced?
- No, she didn't.
- Okay, so does anyone in the circle have their boob pierced?
- No, just me.
- Why are you the ringleader?
- Because I got bored, so I told her,
"Let's go to the tattoo shop."
- Get a hobby!
- Get a hobby.
- Batminton!
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- Play jacks.
- Curling!
- Cards.
- Yeah, something.
- Darts.
Shuffleboard.
There's so many other knack-knacky things you can do other than--
- Yeah, but this is fun, too!
- No, that's not--
- Are you gonna get a tattoo?
- She is.
- Let me guess, a pentagram.
- Yep.
- No!
- What is the devil's game?
- Devil's game.
- I want like my whole back.
- What do you want on your whole back?
- I don't know, but something also on my chest,
like a tribal.
- Oh my God, what?
- Hawaii!
- Hawaii's got her, man.
- Yeah, it's Hawaii.
- It's gonna be Hawaii.
- It's not Hawaii!
- Yeah, yeah.
- No.
- All your aunts, I used to date one of them.
Correct?
- Yeah.
- Right, she's got tribal tattoos.
- Yeah.
- And it made her crazy, sick of mine.
That's why I'm no longer with her.
- That's right.
- You're right.
- There.
- Yeah.
- That's you, dude.
- That's Kalilah.
- Yeah, yeah, that's Kalilah right there, dude.
- That was a picture of Kalilah when they were going out.
When she was going out, that was when she was heavy.
- Have you seen the news?
- Oh, Hillary.
- Answer.
- Get it.
- I'm excited.
- Hillary, take to Bobby and take to Andrew wants to talk to you.
- Oh, no.
- No, he's not.
- Hillary.
- Yes.
- What are you doing?
- I'm home.
- You sound like you're on drugs.
- Are you on drugs, Hillary?
- I don't do drugs.
- Oh, you don't smoke marijuana, Hillary.
- You don't smoke marijuana?
- Never heard of that in my life.
- Really?
- All right, so when Jules is smoking it,
she does it herself?
- Yeah, I do it by myself.
- Hillary?
- Yes?
- Do you smoke drugs with Jules?
- Sometimes.
- Why'd you lie to her?
- Did you influence her?
- No, I influenced her.
- Stop it.
Did you influence her to smoke marijuana, Hillary?
Are you dating some pothead that drives a souped up Honda Civic?
Is that what you're doing?
And he's going around town with a loud muffler?
Is that the guy that you're hooking up with?
Taking her to tattoo parlors?
Getting her tits pierced?
Did you convince her to get her titty pierced?
- Personally, I did not.
- Who else got their tit pierced in the group?
- Me.
- Okay, Hillary, Hillary, give it to me.
Hillary, Hillary, it's Uncle Bob.
- I'm livid right now.
- Hi.
- Did you see, can I talk for a second?
- I'm pissed.
- Yeah, I'm pissed too, dude.
I'm so pissed.
Did you see Avatar: Fire and Ash?
- No.
- You didn't?
- No.
- Well, instead of going to the beach and doing drugs, why don't you go watch
that movie?
I'm just giving you options of what else you can do, you know what I mean?
Right?
- Well, it was just a girl's name.
- Did you see Melania?
Great documentary.
- Great documentary.
- Is it not great?
- Oh, say can you see...
- Wait, you should go watch Melania.
- Melania.
- It's very good.
- It teaches you about work ethic.
It teaches you about principles.
- And immigration.
- And immigration.
Immigration is big.
- Yeah, yeah, and also shoes.
- Shoes!
- You like shoes, Hillary?
- Yeah.
- Okay, good.
- So she got her boob pierced too.
You lied.
- Yeah.
- You also got your tit pierced, Hillary?
- No, I'm just kidding.
I didn't.
- Okay.
- Funny joke.
- That's a funny joke.
- I got a tattoo instead.
- What tattoo?
- What's a tattoo?
- A fairy.
- A fairy.
- Oh, you mean a satanic symbol?
- Yeah, it's a satanic, yeah, yeah.
- 'Cause fairies, look up fairies satanic symbols.
- You're into Smurfs as well?
Smurfs are satanic as well.
- They are also satanic.
- Yeah, yeah.
- Yeah, a fairy has a,
there is no singular official fairy satanic symbol,
but horned goat headed Baphomet,
symbol of the church of Satan.
- Yeah, it's not a goat, it's a fairy.
- It's a trickster fairy puck.
- Wait, wait, wait, it might not be a fairy.
Is it Clay Aiken?
'Cause he's a fairy too.
Right?
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- Or, it could be.
- Ricky Martin.
- It could be Ricky Martin.
- It could be Ricky Martin.
He was on the halftime show.
- Okay, she has to go. - Okay, she has to go.
Bye. - Bye, Hillary.
Thanks for the drugs. - Okay.
Thanks for the drugs.
Okay.

Rudy Gets SCOLDED by Bobby Lee for Smoking Weed

- Now, what time does she get home to the house?
- Sometimes four in the morning.
- Gross.
- Yeah.
- Did you see it on the ring or whatever,
on your camera?
- No, he just hears me because he's also awake.
- Well, he's playing, he's playing games.
- Yeah, I was like, I wander around in the kitchen.
- But when she comes home, do you interrogate at all?
Are you ever like, what's been going on?
- Yeah, but she immediately starts yelling.
- You do, you get mad?
- Like, where'd you go?
- Yeah.
- Where'd you go?
- I have every right to go out!
I go out!
You know what I mean?
And I'm like, all right, relax!
- God.
- Jesus Christ!
- No, because he starts saying--
- That tone!
- Yeah.
- He starts saying, why are you out so late?
- Why are you out so late?
- 'Cause I can be out late.
- No, no, no.
- Yeah, yeah, I'm concerned, right?
- Would you?
- Yes. - For the morning?
- For the morning, yeah.
- I'm concerned.
Here's the difference.
You can do whatever you want.
Doesn't mean you should or have to.
So what are you doing out at that late?
- Well, the last time I just went
to the beach with friends.
- Mm, I don't like that.
- And then I go, who'd you go to the beach with?
He goes, my friend Hillary.
And then pause.
- Live.
- And then a bunch of guys.
- Yeah, a bunch of guys.
- At 4:00 AM?
- Yeah. - At 4:00 AM, yeah.
- Let me tell you something.
My mom used to say to me,
nothing good happens after 2:00 AM.
You should come home.
So what are you doing between 2:00 and 4:00 AM?
Something bad is going on.
- You smoked weed.
- See?
Smoking weed.
- Are you smoking weed now?
- Just a little bit.
- Mm, gross.
You're a bad kid.
- It's just weed?
- No, what do you mean it's just weed?
- Just a little bit.
- It's just meth.
It's just crack.
It's just-- - I'm not doing other stuff.
- That's how it starts with the weed.
It starts with the weed.
- Why are you so shocked?
- Marijuana has been labeled as a gateway drug.
- It's a gateway drug.
- Statistically, most people who use hard drugs
use marijuana first, pound for pound.
- Marijuana and adolescent brain development
because the teenage brain is still developing
until the-- - I'm not a teenager.
- Until the mid-twenties,
which you're not in your mid-twenties.
- Do you want tough love?
- No. - Here's tough love.
- I'll give you tough love.
- No. - Yeah, yeah.
You do it again, you're out of the house.
- Out of the house!
- You're out of the house.
- I got a nipple piercing too.
- What the fuck?
- Oh my god. - No, you didn't.
What?
- That's unbelievable, dude.
You're really pissing us off, man.
- What are you, goth now?
- No, I'm not, it's just fun.
- No, it's not fun.
It's gross. - It's fun.
- It's gross.
Oh my god, you know what she's gonna--
She's gonna have tattoos on her face three years from now.
- Neck tattoos on the way.
- Yeah, yeah.
- Face tattoos on the way.
Teardrops for the dead homies on the way.
I can't believe you did that.
- It wasn't painful.
- No, that's not what we're talking about.
- Who'd you get it with?
Your friend?
- Hillary.
- Yeah, where, at a mall?
- No, at the tattoo shop.
- Bad people hang out at those places, man.
Is that where you get your weed?
- No.
- You get your titty pierced and a bottle of weed.
- Yeah.
- Guy who doesn't know about weed?
- Yeah, that's what--
- Did you get a bottle of weed and your titty pierced?
- Yeah.
- At the tattoo shop?
- Did you get a carafe of weed?
- Who gave you that sinister weed?
- Yeah.
- Who gave it to you?
- Did you snort it?
I heard the kids lately snort it.
- They put it in their ass.
- Yeah, they do.
- They'll put it right in their ass.
- Yeah, they rub it on their eyes.
It goes straight to the brain.
- Where are you buying the weed?
- I'm not buying, I just...
- Oh, you have a drug dealer boyfriend.
- She's got a drug dealer boyfriend.
- She's got a drug dealer boyfriend named Raul.
- Raul.
- Huh?
- Raul.
- Probably listens to Bad Bunny.
- Yeah.
- Raul.
- Yeah.
- Oh, what else do you do at night?
- That's it.
- Piercing your tit, you're smoking fucking hot.
- Drugs.
- Drugs.
- At the beach. - What else?
- And by the way, Hillary's not a real person.
- No, he probably hasn't met her.
- I've never heard of Hillary.
- Oh my God.
- Call her right now.
- I have never even seen or heard of Hillary.
- Call Hillary right now.
- Yeah, who's Hillary?
- Put her on the line.
- You haven't met her.
- Oh, shut up.
- Is it Hillary Clinton?
- Oh, it is?
- It's Hillary Clinton.
- Oh, you mean one of Epstein's friends?
- Yeah.
- Hillary, Hill dog, the sinister suit wearer?
Answer Hillary.
- If she doesn't answer, there's no Hillary.
- She's not answering.
- No, it doesn't matter.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
- 'Cause you're calling your mom.
- Yeah.
- And she's not picking up the phone.
Yeah, you put your mom, a random girl's face
on the fucking screen.
- Let me leave a voice message.
- Your voice to reach is not available.
At the top of the page, record your message.
When you have finished recording, you may hang up.
- Hillary.
- Excuse me.
We heard about the marijuana.
- The weed and.
- Yeah, the breast is being pierced.
- And the boob piercing.
- Yeah.
- We need to call back ASAP.
Call back ASAP.
- We need to talk to you about Jesus Christ.
- Yes, the Lord and Savior.
- The Lord and Savior, right?
We need to talk about discipline.
- That's right.
- Right?
And if you want to get scared straight,
we'll scare you straight.
- I'll scare you real straight, pal.
- Yeah, pal.
- Listen here.
- You know what?
Don't call Jules ever again.
- Don't ever again call her.
- Yeah, yeah, don't ever call her again.
- She's not your friend.
- Yeah, yeah, bad influence.
- Right now, the path of life you're living
- Yeah.
- Is like scoliosis, it's all crooked.
- Yeah.
- Straightened out, pal?
- Yeah.
- You got to come see us, the bad friends.
And let me tell you something.
- Yeah, tell him.
- Let me tell you something.
If I catch you listening to Bad Bunny,
if I catch you listening to,
you're going down.
All right, she better call back.
- She better call back.
- To New World now.
We're living in a time.
- Tell us, Messiah.
- We're living in a time when someone like Rudy.
- Oh, wise one.
- Flippantly, flippantly,
talks about drugs and tit pierced stuff.
And her friends, imagine what they're doing
when they're not joking around, ha ha.
This is funny 'cause ha ha podcast.
- No, I'm being real, let's be real.
- Yeah.
- You're playing the devil's game.
- You're playing the devil's game.
- And you're playing right into his hand.
- Yeah, like this.
- Right?
- Rudy.
- The devil's game.
- He whispers in your ear.
- Rudy.
- Okay.
- You're playing the devil's game.
- You are.
- No.
- Yes, you are, dude.
- You are, dude.
- How?
- Yeah.
- We just smoke sometimes.
- Wait a minute.
- Did you get your boob pierced when you were stoned
on marijuana or drunk on alcohol?
- No.
- Liar, you were sober?
- Yeah.
- Come 100%.
- 100%, no.
- 100%.
- So you went to the tattoo parlor, you walked in,
you lifted your shirt up, you put your tit out
and you let some creepy devil man.
- Was it a man or a woman that did it?
- A guy.
- Oh, wait, wait, wait, a guy, right?
What, you're 14.
- I'm 24.
I'm 24.
- You're 24, still, some man slid a needle
through your breast in front of other people
and you think, fun time Saturday night.
- Yeah, I don't mind showing my boobs.
- Oh my God.
- Rudy.
- How did he hold it?
- What?
- How did he hold it?
- He just did that and then he stuck the needle.
- Oh my God.
- He hates women.
- Yes, yes, yes.
He's a misogynist.
- He's a misogynist.
- He's a misogynist.
- Yeah, yeah.
- Any guy out there that's willing to deform
a woman's breast is a misogynist.
And this man.
- Amen.
- But I gave him consent.
- Oh, okay.
- Yeah, because you felt pressure
'cause of a power struggle.
- Hillary made to do it.
- Hillary, Hillary!
- No, he did it!
- Bitch.
- No!
- Are you sure?
- No, I got bored.
- All the cool people are doing it.
- Yep.
- No.
- Do you want to be a real American?
- Bobby?
- No!
- That's what she said, right?
I want to be a real American, right?
- Do you want to be a real American?
- Oh, say can you see!
- Let me tell you, does Hillary have her breast pierced?
- No, she didn't.
- Okay, so does anyone in the circle have their boob pierced?
- No, just me.
- Why are you the ringleader?
- Because I got bored, so I told her,
"Let's go to the tattoo shop."
- Get a hobby!
- Get a hobby.
- Batminton!
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- Play jacks.
- Curling!
- Cards.
- Yeah, something.
- Darts.
Shuffleboard.
There's so many other knack-knacky things you can do other than--
- Yeah, but this is fun, too!
- No, that's not--
- Are you gonna get a tattoo?
- She is.
- Let me guess, a pentagram.
- Yep.
- No!
- What is the devil's game?
- Devil's game.
- I want like my whole back.
- What do you want on your whole back?
- I don't know, but something also on my chest,
like a tribal.
- Oh my God, what?
- Hawaii!
- Hawaii's got her, man.
- Yeah, it's Hawaii.
- It's gonna be Hawaii.
- It's not Hawaii!
- Yeah, yeah.
- No.
- All your aunts, I used to date one of them.
Correct?
- Yeah.
- Right, she's got tribal tattoos.
- Yeah.
- And it made her crazy, sick of mine.
That's why I'm no longer with her.
- That's right.
- You're right.
- There.
- Yeah.
- That's you, dude.
- That's Kalilah.
- Yeah, yeah, that's Kalilah right there, dude.
- That was a picture of Kalilah when they were going out.
When she was going out, that was when she was heavy.
- Have you seen the news?
- Oh, Hillary.
- Answer.
- Get it.
- I'm excited.
- Hillary, take to Bobby and take to Andrew wants to talk to you.
- Oh, no.
- No, he's not.
- Hillary.
- Yes.
- What are you doing?
- I'm home.
- You sound like you're on drugs.
- Are you on drugs, Hillary?
- I don't do drugs.
- Oh, you don't smoke marijuana, Hillary.
- You don't smoke marijuana?
- Never heard of that in my life.
- Really?
- All right, so when Jules is smoking it,
she does it herself?
- Yeah, I do it by myself.
- Hillary?
- Yes?
- Do you smoke drugs with Jules?
- Sometimes.
- Why'd you lie to her?
- Did you influence her?
- No, I influenced her.
- Stop it.
Did you influence her to smoke marijuana, Hillary?
Are you dating some pothead that drives a souped up Honda Civic?
Is that what you're doing?
And he's going around town with a loud muffler?
Is that the guy that you're hooking up with?
Taking her to tattoo parlors?
Getting her tits pierced?
Did you convince her to get her titty pierced?
- Personally, I did not.
- Who else got their tit pierced in the group?
- Me.
- Okay, Hillary, Hillary, give it to me.
Hillary, Hillary, it's Uncle Bob.
- I'm livid right now.
- Hi.
- Did you see, can I talk for a second?
- I'm pissed.
- Yeah, I'm pissed too, dude.
I'm so pissed.
Did you see Avatar: Fire and Ash?
- No.
- You didn't?
- No.
- Well, instead of going to the beach and doing drugs, why don't you go watch
that movie?
I'm just giving you options of what else you can do, you know what I mean?
Right?
- Well, it was just a girl's name.
- Did you see Melania?
Great documentary.
- Great documentary.
- Is it not great?
- Oh, say can you see...
- Wait, you should go watch Melania.
- Melania.
- It's very good.
- It teaches you about work ethic.
It teaches you about principles.
- And immigration.
- And immigration.
Immigration is big.
- Yeah, yeah, and also shoes.
- Shoes!
- You like shoes, Hillary?
- Yeah.
- Okay, good.
- So she got her boob pierced too.
You lied.
- Yeah.
- You also got your tit pierced, Hillary?
- No, I'm just kidding.
I didn't.
- Okay.
- Funny joke.
- That's a funny joke.
- I got a tattoo instead.
- What tattoo?
- What's a tattoo?
- A fairy.
- A fairy.
- Oh, you mean a satanic symbol?
- Yeah, it's a satanic, yeah, yeah.
- 'Cause fairies, look up fairies satanic symbols.
- You're into Smurfs as well?
Smurfs are satanic as well.
- They are also satanic.
- Yeah, yeah.
- Yeah, a fairy has a,
there is no singular official fairy satanic symbol,
but horned goat headed Baphomet,
symbol of the church of Satan.
- Ye