Name: Rudy Makes Bobby Lee and Andrew Santino Get Matching Lip Tattoos!
Uploaded: 2026-03-05T17:00:12.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Rudy Makes Bobby Lee and Andrew Santino Get Matching Lip Tattoos!' from Bad Friends Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2026-03-05. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Rudy Makes Bobby Lee and Andrew Santino Get Matching Lip Tattoos!' from Bad Friends Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2026-03-05. Transcript available.

do any of your friends have these tattoos these are satanic symbols no no this
looks familiar to
me pal time's running out on you if you pick out one of those tattoos we'll all
three get them at
the same time really it's gotta be one of those though the one in the top right
looks like the
medical symbol for like an em yeah yeah we should do a lip tattoo what is that
oh what do you want
to say yeah what do you want to say yeah i don't know exactly yeah you got to
figure it out baby
girl oh that's a terrible idea yeah whoa a little stegosaurus thought about
that a lot wild i don't
like that you know what's really funny my friend hillary wait what does it say
killed kissed by you
killed by you my friend hillary 40 years later grandma what's that grandma what
does that say on
your lip this says uh i heart bbc daddy that one says daddy that's awful that's
awful
my friend hillary who you guys met when we had guy fietti here has flavor town
inside of her
lip well she was made to do that yeah that was her thing yeah no but but
honestly this you need to
get educated girl into america you need to stop with the piercings and get
educated yeah stop watching
euphoria that's a bad influence euphoria well that's the problem that's what
they're doing that's what
they're doing watching euphoria what are they watching and they're probably
watching uh they're probably
watching heated rivalry heated rivalry yeah yeah yeah just gay stuff i love you
yeah you would
yeah you also love it too no he doesn't i did love it did like it's gay
propaganda i did love it yeah
look at the song in the middle of the show gay is cool gay is the way be gay
hey hey hey that's the
middle of the show they just break out in a song i didn't see that part really
yeah
oh yeah i saw i saw it i saw it a couple times it's cool gay is the way
yeah yeah yeah it's gay propaganda what was that church when he goes um uh celibacy
is cool what is
that celibacy is cool although all the kids were like yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
yeah yeah yeah don't have
sex just cast checks i don't find that video uh celibacy is cool is that celibacy
yeah virginity is
cool yeah virginity cool yeah virginity is cool let's watch that come on ready
come on virginity is cool
come on come on virginity is cool come on come on come on virginity is cool
come on come on virginity is
cool come on come on virginity is cool come on come on jr they do look cool
yeah yeah imagine this is
just looping in your head as you're hanging yourself virginity is cool virginity
is and you know what
virginity is it is cool and here's why yeah because you know who you know what
virgins don't do pierce
their tits smoke pot a match amen like a deviant like a devil bird like a
little devil person and
that's what the devil does he goes come on rudy come to the beach with your tits
pierced and smoke pot
by the water i'm telling you we are disappointing you as our daughter yeah it
really bugs me because
we wanted you to blossom into like a young woman with goals with with um with i'm
going to school
bullshit yeah she is going to school i'm doing my masters but tell them what
you're what are you
mastering yeah environmental health fake it's fake fake oh this tree is sick
is that what you're doing look at this planet it's all gray and falling apart
fake that's fake
shit it is really boring but yeah go get them go get these titanic plates are
shifting
what do we do nothing nothing we can't do if they're going to shift when they
shift
am i not right earthquake or whatnot you can't stop it quakes are going to quake
quake be quaking yeah
el nina is coming back next year and you can't do about it there's nothing you
can do about it are you
going to fix that i'm not going to fix it okay so what's that what's the what's
the what do you do
with your masters i don't know i'm still learning it's my first week it's my
first week you just
picked it out of the chart what did you do how did you pick you don't know
anything about it yeah dude
okay the first day of class what do they say i don't even know well we're done
you're not going to
class are you no where are you going i am going to class she's going to the
beach yeah smoking weed
with her tits pierced at the beach you pig pig let me say something to you how
many classes are you
taking how many classes three classes three classes what are they called one is
occupational health
one is microbiology that's cool um something also risk something also risk good
i'm glad you i'm glad
you're paying attention to something risk a key word to something you want to
know what's going on
something also risk occupational something risk occupational hazardous risk
something like i'm
telling you honestly that's a master you need that is a masters microbiology is
cool give me something
you learned in microbiology prions in your head they make you really sick and
can be technical
technically called virus and like the pregnant women that likes to eat that has
cravings of like dirt
wait a minute pregnant women that want to eat dirt like craves dirt that's
because they also have
some kind of pre-honest pregnant women crave dirt look at fancy's losing his
where were you three years
ago go go into all hold on let me see zoom in craving dirt during pregnancy
condition known as pika
oh eating disorder involving urges to consume non-food items like soil clay ice
laundry starch this is
nutritional deficiency such as iron or zinc so this is real so what'd you call
it pre-prion that's
what my professor well it's pika we say it's known as pika primarily linked to
deficiency so women
are out there just eating yeah they crave it they want to like eat it yeah we
see this is why we have
you crave dirt no i'm not pregnant okay yeah you better you better off andrea
did your wife crave dirt
yeah i didn't know what it was why are you going to the garden every day
sweetie
there's no flowers out there your wife was doing laundry and eating laundry at
the same time
while your daughter was yeah wow wait did your wife have any crazy urges when
she was pregnant no
really no but eating dirt is except for that yeah she was eating a lot of dirt
well your house is
made of clay so that is that does work out that's pretty good six year badiversary
by the way and i
want to say thank you to all the fans let's take two seconds to say thank you
to all the fans for your
loyalty for your fanship we appreciate you we love you've been along for the
for the ride and here's
something interesting look at this my life my life would not be the way it is
now without your
my fans no it's our fans thank you so much for your support and we really love
you so thank you i'm
being genuine i am too and look at we brought we we met brought you idiot when
she was yes in high
school 18 years old yeah she was 18 she came on the show yep as your liaison to
make sure that you
didn't go um get cigarettes or go to food and you did anyway i did anyway yeah
yeah yeah and here we
are six years later with the crew added mccone and added carlos actually the
original crew is us and
fans yep do you remember the first episode you did yeah i was so scared you
were scared yeah god
it's so weird no one was listening though were they we were at that other the
old place old studio over
there at the old studio that old rudy's first appearance on bad friends rudy
juliana rudy jewels
first appeared on the bad friends podcast early 2020. recurring guest of a
beloved figure early in the show's run she
frequently appeared in many of the earliest episodes her presence became
established as a staple rather
than a single formal guest debut episode even ai knows how important you are to
the show but
does ai know you're piercing your tits smoking pot by the beach probably not
gonna be in your wiki i'll
tell you that right now