Name: Carlos Finally STANDS UP to Bobby Lee
Uploaded: 2026-03-09T16:00:01.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Carlos Finally STANDS UP to Bobby Lee' from Bad Friends Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2026-03-09. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Carlos Finally STANDS UP to Bobby Lee' from Bad Friends Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2026-03-09. Transcript available.

- So we went to the premiere, you know what I mean?
You know, we went and there was like,
it was at the Century City Mall, right?
- What a weird place.
- And there was like, that's those sea of kids,
you remember?
- Boys and Girls Club.
- Boys and Girls Club.
And when I came out, the place went crazy.
- Yeah.
- Chanting my name.
- Yeah.
- And it's all from Bad Friends.
- Well, it's your whole career.
- I know, but it was essentially
the last seven years of my life.
- Yeah.
- Which is, this has been a big part of, you know,
it's, I remember when I, after Mad,
Pauly told me, "Dude, you're never gonna make it, dude."
He goes, "Dude, if Mad didn't do it, dude,
nothing's gonna do it, dude."
- What an asshole.
- And now he says, "You made it, dude."
- Okay.
- Yeah, I mean, so it's like, you could just kind of feel,
you could feel it in the wind, in the streets.
- You made it a long time ago.
- No, no, I don't think so, dude.
- But Bad Friends, but solidified, the little kids,
the little kids from Boys and Girls Club.
- Holy .
- 'Cause I remember you, you were signing their shirts.
- They lost their mind for Bobby.
It was so funny, man.
They were like, it was, it was fandom.
And you're talking kids, like they never saw Mad TV.
Like they weren't alive.
These are nine to 12 year old kids,
but they were losing their minds.
They were having so much fun.
It was cool.
- You don't believe us?
- No, I believe them.
- I'm here for all of this.
You can thank us for this fame.
- Whoa.
- Like you just show up and sit down for 90 minutes,
but a lot goes into it.
So.
- This is what you do.
This is what you do.
Boop.
- All right.
- I do, I say boop.
- Anyone can do boop.
- He does it, I do that.
- Yeah.
- While you do that?
This is what you do.
- That's the booper.
- Are you kidding?
I'm basically, I'm basically your manager, dude.
- This is what you do.
This is what you do.
Yeah, come at six.
- Why don't you thank,
why don't you give some gratitude fans for this?
- Yeah, you three have some gratitude.
Let's go. - Well, no, no, no.
Let's hear fancy most importantly.
He was here from the very, very beginning.
- Beginning.
- There's not a better middleman than you.
- Thank you.
I think I got that.
- 'Cause remember in London.
- I had a dream once.
- No, and that dream is.
- Thanks to Bobby.
- It's not dead.
- Just like Martin Luther King.
I had a dream.
And it was like, what can I aspire to?
And it's like, can I be the better middleman?
- And you made it through.
Thank you.
- Oh, shit.
You feel good?
You feel good, dude?
You deserve it, man.
- You deserve it.
- You're the best middleman, Dan.
- You're the best middle ever.
Okay, Carlos.
Words of affirmation.
Words of wisdom.
Words of peace.
Words of grace.
- Best job ever.
My first job in LA was driving escorts.
And my last one is working with y'all here.
And I love it.
We're the same.
- Yeah.
- Yeah.
- Pretty close.
- So thank you, Bobby.
Thank you, Andrew.
I appreciate it.
Thanks for having me on.
I saw, I came out on episode 87.
- 87.
That was your first.
- Wow.
- Yeah.
- So it's awesome to still be here.
- I feel like you've been here forever.
Like since the beginning.
- Well, essentially.
- It's been a while.
- Right?
- 52 weeks, right?
So he did, within the beginning of the second season,
second year is when he came on.
- No.
- The only reason he didn't come on earlier
is because we were on a restrictive cast because-
- COVID.
- COVID.
- Oh, that's right.
- We couldn't have people at the studio.
- Yeah.
Who was doing, it was just you, right?
- It was just Fancy alone.
- Alone.
- Under the stairs.
- Well, I remember under the stairs.
And then George would come sometimes.
We'd kick him out fast.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- Pete, then it came.
- Then Pete came.
- Pete.
- Remember Pete?
- I love Pete.
- You should throw croissants at him.
- Yeah.
- Remember that?
You should throw croissants at him.
You'd call him Peter Chocolat.
He'd go, "Peter Chocolat!"
And he'd throw a chocolate croissant at Pete.
We love Petey.
- Yeah.
- Petey and George would come on.
And then after COVID wiggled its way away from our psyche,
when we were sick of the bullshit, that's when he joined.
And McCone, you're a newbie.
- You're only two.
- I was coming up on three.
- This will be the third year.
- Wow.
- When Sickler was on, that was the first time I was here.
- Wow.
- I was mentioned.
- Yeah, you came in in that tough year.
- Tough.
- Yeah, that was a tough year.
- It was hard.
- Yeah, yeah.
- Yeah, there was a lot going on.
- Yeah, yeah.
- I'm so grateful to have you guys along for this ride.
McCone and Carlos and Fancy.
- Mm-hmm.
- And also you, the Jules.
Also the Jules more than anything.
- We've had great guests.
- Yeah, it's been crazy.
- Yeah, we've had, the last couple of years,
we've had great guests.
- Yeah.
- When they said Jack Black wanted to do the show,
I was like, what?
- Were you at Sina, remember?
- Has he seen the show?
- John Cena?
- Yeah, and Efron.
- Efron.
- Nuts.
The world has been crazy.
And we're gonna continue to do the show for the fans
'cause it's the most fun we've ever had.
It is by far.
- Yeah.
- And I do think, I'm making a slight prediction,
but the fall of, the fall of 2027,
which is a full year and half away,
we'll do a Bad Friends global tour.
- Really?
- Yeah.
- Our last one, our last one.
- Our last tour together.
I think we'll do one big.
- Our last one's supposed to be our last one.
- Yeah.
- But we'll do one final.
- We'll do one more.
Well, that's what all good bands do.
- Yeah.
- You have to be on tour with us.
- Yeah, you do.
- You really do.
- You do.
- It's only fair.
- Can we go to the Philippines?
- Yeah.
- If we can sell tickets.
- Yeah.
- And also Fancy has to come.
Are you working on another baby?
- No.
- Be honest.
Because we can't take you if you have another kid.
So if you have another kid, you gotta, you can't.
'Cause we're childless, you know?
- Yeah.
- We're sloths of the street.
We're child, we're childless trash.
- Yeah, it's better for you guys.
Focus on work.
- Oh, is that facetious?
You being a smart ass?
- No.
- You just got a citizenship, dude.
Don't make us take it away.
You better calm down, okay?
- You guys showed up for my special, I remember.
- You did.
- That was really sweet.
- Powerful.
- Now you guys were backstage and, you know, I thought that, you know, you can,
you can get
in your head and go, oh, that was bad or whatever.
Because, you know, you, you know, you get off stage, you're like, I could have
done this better, this and that.
And then you guys were like, no, that was, you know, I mean, I just, the affirmation
made it clear.
- Yeah.
- I believed you.
When you guys said that it's good, I believed you.
- Yeah.
- Sometimes I don't believe comics.
- I, well.
- Good set, I got, yes.
- No, comics, no, but these guys are, these guys, these guys are our friends
and they'll tell you the truth.
They're not on stage every night, you know?
- Yeah.
- So they, they, they really mean it when they say it.
- Yeah.
- Finally.
- Finally, yep.
- Finally.
- Should I, we, it's not really etched in stone, we can think of another one.
- I think finally is so good, but I think it's finally.
- You think so?
- Yeah.
- Finally with two E.
- I don't like playing on word shit.
- Really?
- I don't.
- That's kind of like the whole thing.
- I'm not a punny.
- That's what we do here at this show.
- I know, but I'm not in my own personal life of punny punny.
- No, finally, finally is very, it's very poignant anyway.
Just finally.
- I think just finally.
- Yeah, it's beautiful.
- Yeah, yeah.
- I'll say this, what's really going to happen is.
- Tell us.
- The year will be met with great strife and struggle.
Lot of wild shit going on right now.
- It's already bad now though.
- I know, but it's going to chill out at the end
of the year 'cause people will be sick of the nonsense.
- I don't know, dude.
- And they'll go, "What do we need to break up the year?"
And they'll say, "Finally, Bobby Lee."
It's been a long, it's been a long, wonderful, fun,
- That was a very, would you re, oh yeah, okay.
- I just remember that, there's little tiny things
that happen on the show that I'll never forget.
You sang the joke of Thumble.
Thumble's one of the funniest jokes you ever said.
I laughed harder than I've ever laughed.
In fact, we revisited tonight at my buddy Jim's house.
We revisited, because a Wagovi ad came,
a commercial came out of the Superbowl.
And I said, "Bobby's on Wagovi."
And I said, "I remember when he was on Ozempic
and he threw up for the promo
for the Halloween episode two years ago,
and you puked right there in the front room."
And I laughed so fucking hard.
I laughed, I couldn't stop laughing.
I thought you were goofing around.
When you were like, "I don't feel good."
I was like, "You're being a bitch."
- But at the time you weren't laughing.
- Yeah, I was cracking up.
You seen the clip.
- I never heard you laugh louder when I fell.
- Yeah.
- That's the funniest moment I've ever seen.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
When I fell. - When you fell on the roller skates
is maybe one of the funniest moments.
No, but you throwing up in the hallway got me so good,
'cause the first couple of times I was like, "Oh no."
But it kept coming, I couldn't stop laughing.
- Dude, I was so sick.
- I had to walk in the other room.
- Oh my God, I was so sick.
- Yeah, but now look at you.
- I know, but fat again.
- No.
- Yeah, yeah.
- You're not fat again.
- Yeah, I'm just getting rolls.
- But you got off of Wegovy?
Why'd you stop using it?
- I just got so nauseous, dude.
- You were tired of the nausea.
- I'm just, yeah, but now I just got new medication
for the nausea, but now I'm on Lexapro.
- So you're on Antipro?
- So I'm on so many different things now.
It's like, you know what I mean?
So I'm like afraid to--
- Who's prescribing?
- My psychiatrist.
- Well, maybe you should change.
- No, Lexapro's really working.
- No, but Lexapro--
- I couldn't come the other night.
That was the scary part.
- I know, I remember.
So Lexapro, Lexapro off.
So Lexapro on, Wegovy off.
- Yeah.
- Anti-nausea medication on.
- Oh no, off until I'm back on Wegovy.
- When you go back, you can do this.
- I think tomorrow's the day.
- You can go back?
- Yeah, yeah.
- I think tomorrow's the day.
- I think tomorrow's the day.
- I think tomorrow's the day.
- I think tomorrow's the day.
- I think tomorrow's the day.
- I think tomorrow's the day.