Name: Theo Von Gets Bobby Lee Riled Up about Khalyla
Uploaded: 2026-03-10T16:00:56.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Theo Von Gets Bobby Lee Riled Up about Khalyla' from Bad Friends Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2026-03-10. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Theo Von Gets Bobby Lee Riled Up about Khalyla' from Bad Friends Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2026-03-10. Transcript available.

dude i wanna did you ever see that baby dude i forgot to even ask you what what
baby um your
x y your uh x he's saying have you met your kalilah's baby yet i'm translated
you ever meet
it yeah you did many times wow i play with it really he bites the face is this
was it is there
any feelings when you hold it like man what are you doing man you come around
here doing that i'm
just saying is there any times when you put it in your little arms i do and you
say you know it could
have been yeah what could have been do you think there's any he was left over
in there and some of
it got in that baby oh yes over bobby yeah that sperm is slow they cling it's
slow it cling to the ovaries
for years yeah it is my turn right and jumped in the other sperm grab the tail
right here we go
like a little rick sperm yeah yeah like a rick sperm oh yeah yeah yeah yeah
yeah so um maybe
there's some of my stuff in there you ever look in the eyes of the kid and
think about that yeah one
of them was like this no yeah stop it what don't deflect don't deflect what
tell us the truth you
look at the kid ever and you go look at that that's a little bit of me right
there well you know um
well you want you want to get real let's get real yes yeah um i'm alone late at
night
you know what i mean and um you ever look at pictures of the kid when you're
alone
sometimes and i go um what could have been i i think i made some mistakes yeah
yeah funk monks
sorry sorry about that yeah yeah what could have been what could have been and
um i made some choices
that were not really um i regret well you were also saving up your urine and a
lot of jugs around
the home i know i know some people call that doomsday prepping but i'm like
yeah what's the dude what
is the for what party it was a collector's item for him it was more of like a
well it's ambiance yeah
yeah yeah because when the sun goes through it it has a glare yeah that's that
show you sauce that's
a show you sauce that's all it is a spicy show you
yeah with goju jang with love oh oh goju jang good reference goju jang with
love yeah yeah but
there are moments where you have that thing where it's like yeah that i could
have if i'd have just
got my ducks in a row you know yeah it would have been different but that's
life and you keep going
yeah you keep going good reference um but you know i learned if i would have
hung my ducks
correctly in the window i could have still been with her that could have been
my kid
you like duck man i i it's too it's too gamey for me i've had duck neck it's
too oily
the meat i've never had duck body i've had duck neck you have i've had duck
neck i've never had
duck body duck neck what's duck neck man duck neck duck now i mean it's it's in
the title pretty much
yeah duck neck duck neck so um you eat the neck of the duck there it is yeah it's
good looks like
sausages oh you can really eat the neck oh duck neck yeah hot spicy duck necks
you ever any exotic
animals what if you're somebody that eats a lot of neck are you called uh go
ahead go ahead a necker yeah
no you're not are you look that up yeah yeah yeah uh necker necker yeah my bad
he'd be necking dude
how have you guys been feeling man the show's been doing so great it's like you
guys is has it
cemented you guys's friendship differently is that a crazy question am i just
making things silly
no that's true no it's good yesterday or what the other day we shot our sixth
year anniversary
pretty huge we did six years we're kind of nuts we didn't think we'd continue
he can't do it it's lexapro it's a lexapro sigh it's gotta be well you seem
positive usually you
don't have a ton of energy i think yeah he's got a shitload of energy yeah it's
also on the cellular
level yeah i exist i know only do exist hmm yeah um i had a dream that my oh
dude i had a dream oh i
just saw hacksaw ridge thinking that speaking of that yeah yeah good movie i
mean i don't think it's
good uh i mean what what were your dreams yeah what were you that's what i
meant i had a dream that um
we went camping me you and my brother whoa let's go yeah yeah and then my
brother was making too much
noise that sounds right yeah yeah and then he woke you up and then you faked
yelled at him what do you
mean you pretended that you were sleeping right i knew the bit you were gonna
do uh-huh right and
i go shh andrew's getting really mad if you wake him up i knew that you were
still awake but pretending
to sleep right and you did an extra you know what i mean snap oh good right and
it freaked him out
and then he ran out of the tent hey bob yeah hey bob why is andrew so angry bob
yeah so good yeah
andrew's i mean what do you do he left it was just you and me yeah and then you
and i and then you
and i both laugh and then i woke up that's a nice dream don't you i hate when
peas end it yeah why
do peas end dreams because otherwise you would pee in the dream yeah you're
gonna piss in the life
was so good when you peed in the dream when you used to ride that bitch you're
like i'm staying in
here yeah and in your dream everybody's like whoa this guy's just peeing
everywhere in here you know
yeah yeah you're like that kind of means it bro yeah i've spit in my dream one
time and i woke up
spit all over i really i felt like something was in my mouth like i must have
been stuffy and in my
dream i just and i spit and then i woke up all over my pillow i was spit and i
thought that's so
fun to do that in your dream and it to be apple in real life it just feels good
but do you know when
you die in a dream you really dive in real life that's what they say wait is
that true guys impossible
yeah in the matrix in the matrix if you die in the dream you die in real life
so it's got to be real
because we're living in the matrix aren't we not does anything feel real lately
no dude bro not at
all yeah so i think this is but no everything's going well yeah yeah nobody's
living in complete
fear yeah i just take it day by day you know man pal oh yeah that's all you can
do man that's what
i'm doing did i say that a couple episodes ago no but there's nothing you do so
we do have to monitor
it yeah yeah what you repeat things yeah yeah short-term memory loss you think
so yeah that's
what so is that a side effect alexa pro yeah yeah let's do a symbol can we do a
symbol like a hand
single symbol yeah i'll do that do this okay when i've said something before
all right okay yeah do
something uh like that very subtle something like that yeah yeah that's just
point to your eyebrow real
subtle yeah yeah like that yeah that's very good okay so did i say that oh yeah
that's no that means no
yeah yeah picture lips what's the lip thing so this is no oh oh yeah yeah that's
hungry in sign language
oh yeah yeah that's what does this mean i know this means something yeah that's
like it you know
i mean back in the 40s the black people on stage jazz hands yeah back in the
day i haven't seen that
all right jazz hands jazz hands oh jazz hands i should have said that yeah yeah
jazz hands dude
oh yeah you haven't said it before yeah dude this is awesome dude i've never
been on here
this is your yeah because i asked wait have you never been on the show
i don't i didn't even i swear to god we've been trying and now we're here we'll
be trying well i
think yeah i mean since i moved away it just taught just been tougher you know
and then just having to
do the uh do your own show you know how it is oh my god yeah you're doing your
own show it's a nightmare
we do miss you a lot i think about you all the time yes i really do and i go um
i wish the uh
because we saw you more often yeah we did yeah back in the good old days and
you're the you're one of
the only guys that have moved away that i kind of miss and who else moved away
that you don't miss go
ahead no i miss i said there's a lot of them that it's blatantly obvious do you
have to ask him that
i mean you you're the ones you're the one that is in my mind the most oh that's
nice you to say
man yeah yeah um yeah i forget about so what i don't forget about what some of
those days are
like i forget about some of the times at the store and stuff i definitely long
for it i think um
yeah do you have that in nashville at zany's or something you don't have like a
club thing in in
the city that you go to no because they're the only club yeah i go to zany's
sometimes and there's
another place there city winery sometimes we'll try to stop over there and make
a show happen and
zany's has a lab now too so you can do like just a you know i got a show they're
coming up i got a
couple shows in like the next month coming up so that's going to be good can
you pop in or no yeah you
can but they have like booked acts and so ah that's right you know sometimes
you don't want
to show up at somebody's show and they have a full green room and now you're in
their space and then
um but also i was just on tour i was out it was like a lot of times when i was
when i was doing
shows it was just out of town so it was like when i was home i was just kind of
trying to relax or
podcast so yeah it was like the past couple years was just it was just very
busy you know it was busy
are you gonna take some time or no yeah well right now i don't have much
touring i mean i'm putting
some shows back up now because we're gonna retake my comedy special in a couple
like a month or so
you're scrapping the old one yeah i think we might just we may i don't know we
just want to have a
better shot at it you know all right sure um how many did you shoot the last
time we shot two we shot
same day load in same day there was just like i mean we talked about it yeah or
i don't know if we
we talked we talked about it yeah we don't i already talked to him about him
personally he's on the four
yeah it was just like a lot you know it was just like a it was a just a crazy
time and so i think
it was just too much to try to do something um but i also want to get it good
it's like you know i've
worked hard and i want to get it at least to where i feel like hey this is the
best that i can serve it
yeah where were you gonna film this time i don't know we were looking at erie
but the uh because i
love the theater there when i performed there really but um the weather yeah
the weather is a is uh
is might be pushing us out of there it's erie pennsylvania and so i think maybe
we're looking also at
jacksonville jacksonville is uh also in is in florida carlos typed in erie indiana
well it's funny you have three white guys over there who obviously conquerors
of land
but they don't know where anything is yeah
so but yeah we're trying to figure it out so but it's all good
well yeah so that's it netflix yeah yeah we did we didn't do netflix they don't
they didn't want us
around yeah they said no thanks to us but you guys did hulu hulu hulu which is
great yeah do
something new spread it out yeah we're trying and what is it which is called
bobby finally oh oh isn't that
good finally you