Name: Bobby Lee Hurts Theo Von’s Feelings
Uploaded: 2026-03-11T16:00:32.000Z
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bobby Lee Hurts Theo Von’s Feelings' from Bad Friends Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2026-03-11. Transcript available.

- Like when we had Zac, Zac Afron on, right?
And when you really see a real good looking guy.
- It's crazy.
- 'Cause sometimes, you know, I'm around you
and if I don't see a good looking guy for a while, right?
I go, "Oh, Theo's very good looking."
But then once I see Zac and then I look at you,
I go, "Oh, Theo's ugly."
- Yeah. - Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- No, that's a disrespectful thing to say.
- You know what? - It was, it was, it wasn't good.
- Can I just say this, man?
Let me just say this, man.
- Oh God, here we go.
- Oh, this happens on this show too?
- Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
- Let me just say this, man, okay?
I wanna say this, right?
For a comedian man, right?
You're very handsome.
And you too.
Andrew is better looking than me.
- How about this?
- Yeah. - How about this?
How about this?
If you think he's ugly, you are fill in the blank.
- Bottom.
- Feeder? - Disaster.
- No.
- You really think about yourself that way?
This is my point.
- You're the one that came up with the scenario.
- No, my point is, why are you putting him down?
Don't you find beauty in yourself and in Theo?
- I'm trying to create funny, you know?
- Yeah, good, do it, keep going.
- Yeah, yeah.
I was trying to create something.
- You're being mean to him.
You're just being mean.
- That's okay, I mean, I know how I look.
I've seen myself a lot.
- No, you know, let's go back.
Can we go back a little bit, huh?
Can we go back a little bit?
- I don't think so, but yeah, you know.
- I apologize.
- Oh, sorry, Ronnie Chang's calling me right now.
- Oh, dude. - Oh.
- Our dog. - Wow.
- That's our boy.
- Who's that? - Huh?
It just says, "Oh, good looking Asian."
- No, I'm kidding.
- I mean, look, let's look at the Asian comics, all right?
Ronnie, Ken, all these people.
- Nancy Scott.
- Yeah. - Nancy Scott.
- That's a good one.
- Nancy Scott.
- Deep cut.
- That's so fucking funny.
- Randall Park.
- Where am I in that group?
- Dead center.
- Yeah.
- I'm dead center.
- I will say this, when I was in Las Vegas,
and I'd never seen Bobby in the wild before, right?
I've seen Bobby in contained environments,
podcasts or comedy club.
And somebody's like, "Bobby's in Las Vegas."
And I was like, "What, what happened?"
You know, was there a plate shift?
Did something, how did he get over here?
You know what I'm saying?
Like, it was the-
- I walked.
- Did they accidentally move his bed over here?
Like, what traveling is allowing just people
to sleep and travel at the same time?
And they're like, "He's here."
And I texted him, and he's like,
"Yeah, I'm gonna come meet up."
And I was so excited, dude.
- Yeah.
- Just to see you in like a,
just living like your life, dude.
Like, I just feel like your attitude over the last few years,
to me, has just been like more,
I'm gonna get out, and I'm gonna take advantage of things,
and I'm just gonna say yes to doing stuff.
- Yeah.
- And I feel like it's been a lot more outgoing.
Do you think that too, Andrew, is that just-
- No, he has been a little bit more.
It's all firing to me, man.
- Well, 'cause he's, the single thing has helped.
- Even though I'm not a good-looking guy or whatever,
it's still-
- As an ugly guy, you understand.
- Yeah, dude, as a fucking-
- Yeah, as an uggo.
- Yeah, yeah, dude.
- He's been getting out more,
because he's single, girls have been making him more active.
- Dude, and I saw you at the UFC,
and they put you in like kind of the,
the um, the special needs section.
Sorry, I did it, and I, it was,
it was still, you got, it was awesome.
- I couldn't even go to his, I couldn't even go to your section.
- Yeah, I heard.
- Yeah, they dragged me out of there.
- But I couldn't go to yours unless I had a neck brace on.
They had to fucking, yeah.
- Yeah.
- I had to rub like Vaseline all over my arms and neck.
And be like, oh, it's so hot in here.
- Yeah, I know.
- To go over there.
- Why did we get that section?
- But it was so crazy, I'd never seen anybody get right
where they come out right along the rail, bro.
That was amazing.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- You were right there when they came out, bro.
- When they came out, yeah, yeah, yeah.
- It was sick, dude.
- I tried to high five, no one high fived me.
- Nuh-uh.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Rose and I'm a Eunice, I tried to high five,
and she was, shit.
Why did they come out with their eyes closed?
- Yeah, they were feeling it, maybe.
- Yeah, she was coming out like this,
and I put my hand out, and it missed like this much.
- Cool.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's close, though.
- Yeah, that's good.
- It was pretty close, yeah.
It was pretty cool, but the reason why I went to Vegas
is because I was like, I gotta do something.
'Cause I had done the special the weekend before.
I was like, I gotta not go up all the time
and just like, do something.
So I asked Joe for tickets, and I went,
and it was so much fun.
- Well, Joe didn't give you those.
You bought 'em on Ticketmaster, didn't you?
- I'm joking.
- But Joe gave you, he sent you a link to Ticketmaster.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- Use code ROGAN.
- I paid money.
- Use code ROGAN15, 15% off at StubHub.
- Yeah, I always spent $750 for those seats,
but having dinner with, I didn't know you were in town,
so having dinner with you that night,
and then walking around with you afterwards.
- And Bizzle was there.
You guys love each other.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- He's the best.
- The biz.
- You still touring with him?
- Yep, whenever we go out,
like whenever we go on a big tour again next year,
we probably will do it.
- Who's Bizzle?
- Tim, tour manager guy wears the same hat as you.
- Oh, the tall guy.
- Yeah, tall guy.
You guys are always pushing each other?
- Pushing?
- I have video of you guys, and we'll include it.
- No.
- I have countless hours of you guys
pushing against each other in the lobby.
- I know, we probably push.
- Yeah, yeah.
- I don't know what it is.
That guy invites it.
- Yeah.
- You try to hit everybody kind of in the pecker
and then run off or whatever.
- Yeah, like a kid.
- Yeah, yeah.
- You start it.
He'll play with you, but you start it.
- I do start it.
- I don't think anyone's ever started it with you.
- Yeah, I light the fire.
- You do.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- That's good though.
- That's your new special name, I light the fire.
- Back in the caveman days, the Koreans,
right?
And the Korean would go and light the fire.
- You were the light fire?
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- You think somebody just, people would light their,
like what do you think was like an early comedian trick
that somebody would do in like a caveman day?
- Fart, fart into like fart into a fire
to make it puff up a little bit.
For sure, they would sit around.
- Ooh, so risky then.
- It's worth the laugh.
- Ooh.
- A hundred percent.
- Yeah, it's a good laugh back then.
- A little fire farter.
- Yeah, they would laugh.
- Lose their mind.
- Yeah.
- Evidence suggests that they do,
we did have a laughing, similar laughter patterns.
We would copy each other's laughs.
Look at that.
Laughter and pre-primates involved sounds made
during tickling and playful interaction.
- Ooh.
- You'd be a tickler.
You would a hundred percent.
Tickling beer, all kinds of animals.
- Yeah.
- Yeah.
- You're a tickler, dude.
- I would tickle everything.
- I don't know.
- I didn't sleep last night.
- How come you're not sleeping?
- He's at Lexapro too.
- Some nights, I'm on eschatolopram or something.
It's a generic.
Will you mind looking that up please, brother?
- I used to play basketball with that guy.
- Eschatolopram?
- He could hoop, dude.
That kid's crossover was not.
- With the generic Xanax?
- Eschatolopram it's called.
- How long you been on it?
- I've been on it I think for 17, 16 years probably.
But I've been, I switched to some other ones.
- Oh, you did?
- And yeah, sometimes I get to a point
where I don't know if they're working.
It feels like something's like kind of going wrong
and it feels like they're not working anymore.
Sometimes I'll try to take breaks and get off.
So, but for the majority of time I've been on,
I've been on something for a while.
It's kind of crazy that we stay on them that long.
It's like, you would think you go in for something
and it's like a problem, but then 17 years later,
it's still, you know, like you're still wearing
like a leg brace or whatever.
- Like duct tape holds up.
You know what I mean?
You know what I mean?
Like it's, if it works, it works.
- That's a good point actually.
That's a good way to look at it too.
- Like I just think if it, if it, if it, if it's not,
if it's, if it's helping and not hurting,
I mean, for you, I think you should change.
- Do you think so already?
- I switched to something else.
- Oh, he's doing what?
- Yeah, wait, wait, wait.
Give me some notes of, since the beginning.
- The boys will tell you.
- Yeah, yeah, tell me.
- I think it feels like maybe,
or maybe it's, maybe it's bumping up against the,
the Wigovie or whatever.
I think they're, I think they're, they're in there.
- Are you on GLP ones?
- He is. - Yeah, yeah.
- No, he's on, sorry, he's on.
- Wigovie.
- Oh yeah, we switched, that's right.
I think they're bumping heads down there.
That SSRI and Wigovie are going toe to toe.
- You think so?
- Yeah, and something's going on,
rattling around in that brain.
- Yeah, and probably the Ritalin too.
- That also doesn't help.
- Yeah, yeah.
- What's the one where your spit tastes like meat or whatever?
That's the one I've been.
- Yeah, yeah.
- When you clear your throat,
meat taste?
- Yeah, I've heard of that.
- I don't know.
- I don't know.
- Yeah, yeah.
- I don't know.
- Yeah, you, you, so.
- Something.
Oh, Paxlovid.
- Paxlovid, yeah.
- Yeah, yeah.
- Paxlovid, yeah.
- Yeah, that's a good one, huh?
That's a great side effect, huh?
- Yeah, meat, meat taste.
Paxlovid.
- Woo-hoo!
- Yeah!