Name: Is L.A. Dining a SCAM?!
Uploaded: 2026-03-19T16:01:20.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Is L.A. Dining a SCAM?!' from Bad Friends Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2026-03-19. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Is L.A. Dining a SCAM?!' from Bad Friends Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2026-03-19. Transcript available.

no i don't wait in these lines like there's a line there's a place called
community goods
hot hot space hot hot spot coffee shop and they have a line down the block
every single day look
at that that's i'll pick the picture of the business is a line if that's not a
deterrent
i don't know what is so you've never been to community good and i will never go
yeah yeah
is there coffee there is coffee all over yeah yeah yeah it's the coffee it's
coffee and it's
breakfast right there's no chance it's better than every other place there's a
place in los
felis like that that you wait in line and you go in and it's just packed i don't
know what it's called
and it's much like community all time probably that all time yeah every time i'm
on a like a raya date
they want to meet there and i just go there's valet though yeah oh there is valet
at a coffee shop yeah
it's not coffee it's food oh it's actual meat yeah yeah okay that's fine yeah
and all these cool people
are there i hate cool people don't you i'm done with it you're one of them off
you live in the
cool people area i know but i'm like one of you guys no you're not though you're
not one of us
no you're not no we don't we don't we don't claim you no you're not a part of
our club it's like
predator badlands yeah predator badlands we got to see predator badlands before
next episode
so we can discuss this because everyone's talking about it it's been i saw it
in the theater
it's been out for months and months and months what are you talking about i
haven't seen it
i've been telling you to watch it it's really good it's in the theater now no
no no no it's on hulu
in disney plus yeah even better i'll watch it at home who's in it um fanning
yeah fanning
dakota fanning l l great yeah fan of the fannings fan of the show i love fannings
big fanning fan big fanning fan fan fan for life and who's on the cover that's
her yeah sorry oh that
well i mean that's that doesn't look like her they why do they do why do they
do that well she's an
android yeah yeah but in the movie she looks like her but in the poster it
doesn't look like her at
oh i couldn't tell you and who is the predator oh so demetrius schuster kolamagati
yeah we got to pick
a different last name bud yeah demetrius schuster schuster cola wait sorry go
back because i can see
see his name koloa matangi kolo matangi god that's hard to say do you ever do
that like a comic will have a
really difficult last name that's young yeah and i've and i don't do this
anymore because it's wrong
like i feel bad for even but it's like i would change the last name what do you
mean well your
name is dimitri malangongo just change it to what you mean steve smith steve smith
all right or no
they said that to leonardo dicaprio and benicio del toro those are easy things
to say
dicaprio is one of the easiest things to say leonardo was one was leonardo da vinci
everybody
that's our familiar name and dicaprio is not anything insane yeah but then once
zach came
along i was like oh it's fine yeah yeah but imagine how long it took a lot yeah
but even back when we
when i saw met open mics in the 90s i would never was i didn't even bother you
know i just called him
zach like if i was bringing on a guy with a name like zach oh my guts nightmare
i would just literally
go ladies and gentlemen this next time you're gonna love it it's zach g i would
just do that
i can't if i do well because i would butcher it it'd be worse if i didn't
butcher it yeah yeah
fuck it i'll just say zach g i i do that still even friends of mine i i can't
say it right ester p
yeah ester p i do right you know another one is christina p right well yeah you
can't say her last
name i can't say it i know i've never said it right ever but she goes by christina
p sometimes yeah i i
say yeah my doctor my psychiatrist is under look i just texted him today dr
mike it's impossible to
say his last name so when i first met him i was like hey can i just call you dr
mike yeah and he was
like yeah that's fine because it's like what to say yeah something like that i
said that because a woman
that was working for us a woman that was working for us her last name was so
unbelievable it's it was
literally like what a scenario is enough so fun yes at some point i just like
it's not i'm not even
going to say here yeah it's i can't even there should have been a rule back in
the beginning of time
where a last main can only be five letters that's really good yeah don't you
think that's really good
yeah yeah yeah look at these look at five letters like a bengali surname yeah
yeah yeah chatta
pata chata chata g yeah yeah chucka to the border chuck i try to be yeah but
well you know what
these are easier because you just mumble it you'd go mateo chaga pata chata g
if you set it close no
yeah and also they know that their their last names are complex so they let it
go usually if it's like
super long yeah yeah i mean like you know they're not gonna go hey it's bottle
one of my life
they're not gonna say that they correct you yeah yeah it's polo gonna wanna go
to my yeah so
you don't you don't say that way you know it's like dude it's like i can't i'm
sure i can't do it
it's not part of it's not a part of my vocabulary i can't do it wow yeah first
names keep it simple too i think
keep it easy keep it easy dude you know take it easy keep it easy uh you you
have a very easy name
bobby andrew yeah santino lee yeah santino lee yeah yeah carlos now herrera herrera
a little tough herrera yeah you know what i also don't like when people you
have a spanish name and
you see someone like megan kelly or something who super pronounced the double r
and does the role
i don't like that she goes and and let me tell you something about carlos herrera
i don't like it especially when she's like angry about it yeah yeah yeah and
here is this bad bunny
he's got his whole crew of mexicans yeah yeah dancing behind him yeah he's got
carlos lopez
it's crazy crazy yeah yeah to just like dip in and dip out i don't like it yeah
yeah she they all
normal but newscasters do that it drives me nuts yeah yeah yeah yeah you know i
talked on stage last
night about latinx i tried some new about latinx remember they tried latinx and
i asked a mexican
guy in the front row i go hey bro do you what's up with latinx he's like no we
wouldn't with it i was
like so whites just tried to like shoehorn that in he's like yeah nah i was i
don't know i said did
any latinos you know with it he's like no what the no but it's fun why we tried
to do it white
tried to do it it wasn't the wokey i know but but it was so nobody asked for it
to change carlos did you
ask for it no i feel like you asked for it yeah i was pitching a tv show during
that time and
there was a hispanic character and they made me put latinx in and like everyone
gave me
about including my own but it's like so but what about saying someone's latin
is offensive um give
me a learning lesson is it offensive no i don't think so i mean well you're
fucking latin yeah i
mean technically i was pushing for asian z yeah and it doesn't cannot catch on
at all wait calling
someone latin is generally not considered an offensive slur while not
inherently racist is less it is less
precise than using inappropriate terms like latino latina hispanic i know but
it's an encompassing
thing yeah exactly so because of the latino latina they decided for latin x so
they didn't have to do
gender but you just say latin and it would encompass both right right so this
doesn't make any sense
like i'm a pale white i don't need that no yeah pale white no we got categorized
i got no oh oh no
right right i'm a pale white but i don't i'm just a white at the end of the day
yeah i'm just a white
yeah yeah yeah you're pale white i mean normal white yeah normal normal white
yeah thank god and
normal hair color yeah come on everybody yeah come on yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
nice guy
yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah i like this bit what we don't need it what we just don't
need the extra
bullshit too much extra shit too much extra shit like i'm searching for a new
doctor on the website on
like the insurance website dude i mean it's all i want to know is what do you
do and they give way too
much extra shit like too much information stuff that they do like the first tab
was gender affirming
care yeah i was like what about internal medicine i just want to know if you'll
find out if i'm
fucking sick yeah i like you the scan dude i'm gonna do the scan when you do
the scan i want to do the
scan well let's go together i'm being real though i really big because i know i
don't know if japan's
being real july but can i tell we the scan but no no i want i want japan and
scan to be real japan is
real okay why are you bringing up beautiful women on the internet that's what
you told you showed me
when we talk about japan the worst person you know is planning their japan 2026
trip
it is true why why is that even she's saying because there's a trend of japan
right now people
want to go to japan yeah there's two trends on the internet that are big one is
people think they're
this is japan year and two people think they're chinese they're turning chinese
do you know about
this i send it to andrea jin all the time because there's stuff that says you
make me chinese there's
like memes now okay that that whites think they're turning chinese you think i'm
kidding it's all over
the internet like i'm becoming chinese is a real thing and i want to say this
to all of our fans and
friends and friends out there i'll be korean before i'll be chinese thank you
thank you so much thank
you it means the world to me it means the world to me that i'm going to i'd be
i'd rather be a normal white
uh uh