Name: Bobby Lee's Screen Time Will Make You Feel Better About Yourself
Uploaded: 2026-03-20T16:00:10.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bobby Lee's Screen Time Will Make You Feel Better About Yourself' from Bad Friends Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2026-03-20. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bobby Lee's Screen Time Will Make You Feel Better About Yourself' from Bad Friends Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2026-03-20. Transcript available.

what are you looking at nothing your little sweet prints on your phone aren't
you
yeah you know i too much i think yeah it's too much scrolling for your hours
this week
what do you mean doom scroll can i look yeah that was like 12 hours i think it's
because of
the lexa pro i think it's a lot what do i google again not google but i'm at 11
hours today my
average is seven hours a day six and a half not bad seriously daily average
mine says seven hours
yes it's bad right what's yours mine's only a five and a half this week what's
yours
seven oh mine's seven too yeah seven seems normal yeah yeah right seven hours a
day is crazy wait why
because you're constantly looking here for seven hours of it it's insane
oh i mean i mean what's what's the usual average four hours oh no well caveman
had none you know
that's problematic phone usage exceeding five yeah for high risk for mental
health issues depression
anxiety reduced productivity here's good news got them all already oh you
already have yeah so when
you're when you already have anxiety and depression yeah yeah so big deal yeah
also reduced productivity
i don't believe that at all we're the most productive team i've ever met in my
entire life all of us are
on our phone all the time but anxiety and depression for sure for sure but i
didn't build these machines
they were given to us yes we are a subject of the machine you want to blame
someone blame musk
he didn't have anything doing no he didn't blame jobs jobs jobs yeah he's gone
steve jobs that's right
i was thinking about like the jobs i've had in the past so many bad yeah you
know i mean like my
coffee shop got job here you go here's the phone you could blame some of those
you could blame some
of your current issues on some of those past jobs yeah but it's not worth it
yeah you know
yeah i i i begin to think that it's probably not healthy i'm beginning to think
the phone's not health
every time i look i should be reading a book but i can't be shook i'll get back
on the gram yeah
is this healthy just sitting there and doing nothing yeah just sitting there
and just no i'm being real
i've been trying it being yeah just i sometimes i'll wake up i'll sit down i
have a little chair a
comfy chair it is a little little chair it's a little tiny chair yeah i mean it's
very comfortable
though and yeah i'll sit there for like half an hour and do nothing no that's
very good for you
yeah very good it's collecting yourself but you know here's the deal but then
tragedies occur in
my mind give me one like just like you know 9 11 or when my dad used to beat me
like just crazy things
you went from 9 11 to my dad used to that's still going through your head
sometimes i guess you never
forgot you never forget yeah 12 years in retreat we need to do something like
this a buddhist retreat
the longest meditations so uh jet snuma jet soon ma uh a tibetan buddhist spent
12 years in
meditation retreat in cave in north northern india similarly extreme training
in some hindu traditions
involved 12 years in a hermitage jet lee did that yeah people go where's jet
lee been he's been
meditating since the last movie i think dude that's what he said i was
meditating for the last 15 years
wow that's what he said and now i'm back like back for what you're a thousand
years old now no one
wants to see you it's believed in some buddhist traditions that the buddha
himself meditated for 49
days under the body tree 49 you couldn't get to 50 huh just couldn't knock out
one day to round
yeah i mean that's right that seems pretty weak it's weak dude decades in a
lifetime uh tukdam some
tibetan monks are said to enter a state of tukdam a dead but not dead state of
deep meditation where
the body does not decay for weeks after clinical death they're doing what you
do in the tiny chair
yeah i took them in the chair tukdam in the chair i'll be tukdaming oh so that
guy's tukdam right
now oh zoom zoom in yeah gotta give me a picture of a tukdam i think that might
be post tukdam you
took them with your eyes open that's that's better i think i'm hoping we took
this dumb off the screen
at some point yeah i mean this is crazy and by the way we're not insulting
these people this is
brilliant and amazing and beautiful it just it i mean he looks uncomfortable
he does not look yeah he doesn't look comfortable that chair doesn't look tempur
peter
yeah imagine how bad your ass would hurt oh go to that picture on the left of
it of the one you have
on right now just left this is mummified in tukdom wow you zoom in the buddhist
claim this guy's in
tukdom but still yeah yeah well they think he's not dead still yeah they claim
that they're collecting
his social security that's why no he's still getting the payments he's alive he's
just in tukdom right
now yeah yeah just cash and government checks no no no he's he's in there he's
there are you excited to
go out east to shoot yeah yeah i know excitement's the word why not it's good
to act again yeah but
it's not an excitement that's got to feel good you know my problem is this is
that and this is true
is i'm supposed to be a drunk in it and i have a problem playing a drunk i did
it one time with that
vince fawn sketch i did like five years ago for bill burr and i don't know if
it's real yeah i mean
so it's like how do you play a drunk guy because there's ways to do it that's
like so sketchy that
it's like it doesn't feel real i don't i see how do you play i think if you're
an actual alcoholic
and you're drunk you wouldn't know the difference so you should just be kind of
like lethargic and
normal you would just be lower energy yeah like let's do uh the trick is to
pretend not to be drunk
which is what drunks do right so here you go ready yeah yeah tell me yeah what's
your name in the
thing chang chang jimmy jimmy o chang just jimmy jimmy uh what's been going on
at the shop today
hey man no no already already too much no what do you mean you're acting all
right
ask me again what's been going on in the shop today jimmy i didn't come into
the shop today man
why didn't you go into the shop i just you know i don't work every day man
you don't work every day we pay you to be here every day ah my bad i you know
didn't i woke up
late you know i woke up late and i um yeah it's my bad man
uh yeah it's good is it bad or no it's bad yeah oh then you do it okay go ahead
okay
hey jimmy why didn't you come into work today i don't know man i don't need to
you leave me alone
see that's good but you're acting drunk no you're not i'm acting disinterested
and over it you have
to pick up pick here's what we have to do with you to do it again jimmy jim did
you come into the did
you go into the shop today yeah yeah man i was there i went in i came in man
did any customers
you're doing a little san diego i am no man or dude or bro just give me oh no
man okay yeah
what what's going on why didn't you go to the shop today jim i came into the
shop man man again
all right all right we got it no i don't think we got it no we got it hold on
yeah you came into the
so did did you not see any customers today of course i saw customers i mean
that's what i do you saw customers yeah man i'm sorry how many customers did
you see today
i don't know frank o'neill came in mr o'neill came by he's been dead for 13
years
frank what frank o'neill who owns o'neill's breaks yeah but you know his wife
lucila yeah lucia
jimmy what's going on what do you mean i'm fine dude i'm sorry larry i'm fine i'm
fine larry
i need to talk to you in my office all right okay what's going on have you been
drinking on the job
i had a drink what did you have a little drink what did you have to drink a
beer how many beers
one beer dude how big sorry for saying dude again sorry guys how big was the
beer jimmy who are you
talking to who how big was the beer what how big was the beer it was a beer you
know how big do beers
get that's good that's very good how big do beers get is great oh yeah yeah
that's actually we'll just
play with it over there but i like that oh yeah because then it's not playing
drunk you're playing
disinterested i'm playing this interest and i like that yeah yeah i think disinterest
is what an
alcohol because when you watch it you're like they're playing drunk i don't
like that yeah i don't
like me so how do you do it how do you do math that's another one that's how do
you do let's do
well i've told you i told you i told you i don't feel like it was made out of
wood and
that's fine use for the bridge because i'll lick it and the bridge i'm not
going to swallow it ever
again louisa never came home oh but i want a hot dog i'm hungry yeah the peanut
butter and jelly
sandwich that you made last night let's get one let's get one right now let's
get one yeah let's
eat it that's pretty good what do you think that's good all right let's do um
let's do it all i mean
let's do acid let's do fentanyl fentanyl i don't know how to do one two three
you