Name: What is it with Redheads and Growing up in Trailers?!
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'What is it with Redheads and Growing up in Trailers?!' from Bad Friends Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2026-03-21. Transcript available.

- I'm gonna bring it back to Stardew Valley, okay?
- As everything does.
- Everything, life always does, okay?
- Yeah, it should.
- So in Stardew Valley, there is a character named Pam.
- Love Pam, we have a crush on Pam, right?
- Yeah, and he has a daughter named Penny, okay?
- Pam is a guy, I thought that was a girl.
- It's a woman, right.
- Well, you said he has a daughter named Penny, got it.
- And she drives the truck, okay?
- You know, go back to Pam.
- Yeah.
- Penny saw it.
- Pam could be both, you know, Pam is pretty.
- Okay, so.
- Who knows what that is, right?
- So they live, Pam and Penny live in a trailer.
- Yes, that I can see by the photo.
- Okay, so they live in a trailer, right?
They're at...
- Yeah, you know, what is this with trailers and redheads?
We all grew up in trailers, huh?
We do that.
- Yeah, yeah.
- And that, you know, because they have red hair,
and I love you, you know what I mean?
So, you know, I, so there is some, in the game,
you can get rid of the trailer
and build up a brand new house.
- Wow.
- Right, and you don't get any points for,
don't do that with Penny, don't do that with Penny.
- Okay, don't.
- You don't get any points for building them a house.
- Yeah, but there is a little dialogue thing where,
okay, okay, somebody said...
Don't get me hard, dude, all right.
- Is that Penny born?
- Yeah, it's Penny born.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- That's not...
- Because she is somebody that I do marry in the game.
- So you're in love with Penny.
- I love Penny, and that just got me to like,
you know what I mean?
Anyway, dude, don't get me started with Penny.
- Wow. - Oh, wow.
- Interesting.
- Anyway, interesting.
All right, let's, can we move on for a minute?
Can we move on for a minute?
- That's in your little chair at your reflection time.
She'll make you cock-dumb or whatever.
So anyway, there's a thing in it where the carpenter goes to you,
Robin, she goes, should I tell him that you gave him
all this money to build it, or should we just,
you know what I mean, just keep it anonymous?
And I always choose anonymous because it's like,
but you don't get any perks either way.
Like, what does it matter, you know what I mean?
But I always choose anonymous, right?
- So you think...
- Yes, I do.
- Star Blue Valley Penny.
- I'm sold, I'm sold on your...
- Because ethically, I'm just like that.
- Yeah.
- Last year when I sent out my special Olympics thing,
Andrew does two grand anonymously.
- Yeah.
- And you didn't respond to the message.
- Yeah, because I don't respond to anything you said.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, but that's not a good case.
Yeah.
- The only reason you knew it was me
is 'cause I gave a jokey name.
- Yeah, you said generous Gary or whatever.
- Yeah, and I would have done the same thing.
You know what I mean?
- But only you know that.
- Sneaky Nakamura, okay?
So...
- I'll send you another...
- Yeah, I'll say whatever.
You know what I mean, my point is...
- Sneaky Nakamura is so funny.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- Your nickname would be Sneaky Nakamura.
- Yeah, yeah, I'll do Sneaky Nakamura.
But my point is this, I would do it anonymously.
So I think you're wrong.
- Okay.
- Yeah, that's my defense.
- It's fine.
I'm excited to see your name up there on the GoFundMe.
- Yeah.
- And you know, I will say this.
I'm glad we never said anything about James
on the show prior because people blame us all the time
that when we talk about a celebrity, they pass away.
- We already did it, remember.
- Catherine O'Hara, I know.
We did that.
We spoke about her and then weeks later she died.
- No, that's not true.
- It is true.
We've done it so many times on the show
and people bring it up, I guess.
The guy said, we've done it.
There's people that track how many times
we've talked about people for some reason.
- Let's do an experiment right now.
We'll throw out a name and just see.
- Willie Nelson's still alive.
- Yeah.
- William Shatner, also alive, 94.
- William Shatner's a good one.
- Clint Eastwood, that's a good one.
If I was gonna do a death poll.
- Yeah, yeah.
- You know, I don't wish death on any of these people,
but if you, once you reach 90,
don't you feel like you did it?
You really did it.
You lived a full,
imagine if you got to 90 and you're like,
I just don't know if I've lived a full life.
- Yeah. - 90?
- You did it.
- 95, who's the oldest up there?
Lee Grant, an actress, turned 100 in 2026.
- Oh, 101 is Eva Marie Saint.
- Yeah, she's the girl in North by Northwest.
- Oh my God.
And she won an Academy Award for North by Northwest, right?
Yeah?
She's 101, but she lives, what does it say, so sad.
Well, everyone she knows is dead.
You know, that's something that my grandmother used to say.
She's like, all my friends are dead.
You live to 90, all your friends are gone.
Well, and who can they talk to?
- Yeah.
- Like imagine your grand,
imagine a 97 year old woman now.
- Yeah.
- And you're going, what is going on?
And everyone around her is like six, seven, bitch.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- Like fuck, I'd want to be out of here.
Like if that's the world, everyone's vaping.
- Yeah, but when I'm old, I'm going to talk to Neroi.
- Sorry?
- Neroi.
- Who's that?
- He's my robot.
- Oh, yeah.
- Oh yeah, your little robot.
- Yeah, hello, I'm Neroi.
Hello, Neroi.
What's going on today?
- Can you stop jerking off, Bobby?
I have to watch this all of the day.
- Yeah, but wouldn't I have an AI robot
that talks to me all day?
- You're going to get it.
- Yeah.
- It's doing backflips now,
this fucking weirdo thing from robotics,
from Boston Dynamics.
They can literally, they just did a complete,
what do you call that in gymnastics
when they do the turnover?
There it is.
- Yeah.
- There it was, it just did it.
- Crazy, yeah.
- There it is.
Doing a fucking backflip.
Look at this.
- Yeah.
- In slow motion.
- That's incredible.
- Look at this.
- Boston Dynamics, you said?
- Yeah, look at, watch this.
Ba na na na.
End of society.
- Wow, awesome.
- That's the end of society.
- Yeah.
- If it can backflip, it can fuck us up.
- It can, yeah.
- It's going to learn to beat our ass.
Is this the one where it fell?
There's one where it falls.
Yeah, that's funny.
- Yeah, that's what you get.
Thinking you're like us running on ice.
Uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh.
- Yeah.
- Pause it.
- It's two years away for perfection.
- Dude, how funny.
Imagine he goes back with the other robots
when they're like, you know, they're down at night.
- Yeah.
- And they're like, "We saw you, Val."
- Yeah, yeah.
- And he's like, "No, you didn't."
He's like, "Yes, we did.
You ate shit.
La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la.
You suck, you suck, you suck.
They're going to take you apart tomorrow."
You know they're gonna be so aware.
So they're gonna reach awareness where they know.
- What if it was falling on purpose
to give us a false sense of security?
- Oof, now you're really, now, dude, now you're digging in.
- You're digging it.
- You think they were falling on purpose
to trick humans into thinking they're still flawed,
but they have the technology, they already know.
- They know.
Gosh.
- Yeah.
- You're right.
- I can't wait if they have fingers.
- What do you want those for?
- When I'm signed.
- Oh.
- Oh.
- Yeah, you made just fingers.
- Gang robots.
- Yeah, you made Illuminati.
- They're like, "What's up, blood?
What's up, blood?"
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- I used to grow mushrooms with my buddy
in a Tupperware underneath his bed.
We inoculated the spores and all that stuff.
- Is it the hallucination?
- Yeah, the magic mushroom.
- Yeah, yeah.
- No, imagine we just were doing shiitake.
- Nah.
- Yeah.
- Just good old woodier mushroom.
- Yeah, yeah.
- Yeah, no, we were doing, Matt,
we grew mushrooms under his bed.
It was kind of, it was amazing.
We ordered the spores offline.
- Wow.
- We went back to like new internet.
You know, where you like dig to like find out the web
where you could buy illegal drugs and we inoculated.
- How long did it take to grow it?
- I don't, my frame of reference would be bad.
So a couple of weeks to a month or so,
I don't really remember.
- It'll work.
- Yeah, they weren't that strong.
I remember drying them out and they just weren't that good.
- Ah.
- And you know, and we were probably already smoking weed
and drinking, so you're like, "Maybe they are working."
Who knew if they ever worked?
- Yeah, yeah.
- We went to mushrooms one time with my buddy Tyler,
we went to a haunted house
and that was one of the just insanely stupid things
to go to a haunted house tripping balls.
- Yeah.
- It's not fun.
You wanna like be relaxed when you're on mushrooms.
- I like going to a mall.
- On drugs, yeah.
- Yeah, yeah.
- Well, no more for you.
Never again.
- Yeah, maybe.
- No, Bobby.
- Who knows?
- Robert.
- Yeah.
- You know, it's funny because I never wanted to go
in public spaces when I was on drugs.
That was so stupid.
I never wanted to do that.
- What's that, dude?
- They have like psychedelic simulators.
- For guys that are sitting at home, tripped out,
they wanna look at stuff.
- Oh, let me see.
Let me see one.
- This is like if you're like sober,
what it would be like to do mushrooms.
That is so realistic.
- Oh, wow, that is, wow.
- Things spiral and stuff.
- Yeah.
- Yeah, the movement of things is always what got me.
That's why it was hard to go places.
- This is what it's like for me every day.
- I'm thinking about,
we're thinking about getting another dog.
- That's fantastic.
- And let me tell you why.
- Why?
- She found a dog that is not in good shape,
that has not a lot of years left.
- No, get a new one.
- No, no, but listen,
but she said-
- No.
- Get a brand new one.
- She said, "Wouldn't you rather help this dog
and have its last few years be amazing
other than sitting in a shelter or whatever?"
- Can I have an argument against it?
- Yeah.
- Okay, so we did that.
We have one named Remy.
- Yeah.
- Who I love, like I love all my animals.
- Okay, so you sold me on that, I'm in.
- All right, but I've had four years with Remy, right?
Where I could have had 15, 16 years with Remy.
- I thought you were gonna be like,
"I thought he'd be dead by now."
- Yeah, and a year ago, the vet was like,
"You should really think about putting him down."
And we can't do it.
- No, let life do it.
- Yeah, yeah.
But Remy is like...
Like, dude, blind, spine twisted.
Like, just fucked, you know?
And it's so hard.
- But imagine how much better Remy's life is with you
than it would be anywhere else.
- I know, we do give him a great laugh.
I give him nice treats, everything.
- Think about that.
- All right, maybe get one.
- Thank you.
- Well, give me the argument of why.
- You just gave it to me.
- I just, oh, I did, okay.
- Yeah, because you love it and it's amazing
and it's better off there
than it is some fucking stupid shelter.
- We did save him.
- 'Cause the shelters suck ass.
They're not fun.
They don't have, they're amazing.
- They were gonna kill Remy, by the way.
- By the way, the shelter for dogs
is a retirement home for adults, a hospice,
and you're just locked in a room.
Fuck that.
I wanna die at my house.
I wanna die free.
- Yeah, do it, do it.
- Right?
Don't you wanna die in your own volition
instead of in a hospital?
- But let's, your current dogs,
see if they get along.
- Yeah, you have to introduce them.
- Yeah.
- If they don't get along.
- Um, then you just keep one in one room
and keep one in the other.
- I don't know, I don't think so.
- I don't know, that's hard.
- Yeah, it's hard.
- But it's a risk you're willing to take.
- Yeah.
- And if they don't get along,
then the new dog, you put it outside,
you open the door and you say,
"We'll see you when we see ya."
- Yeah.
- Fuck out there.
- Yeah, there are coyotes, your friends, coyotes out there.