Name: Bobby Catches Rudy Stealing Clothes from his Closet!
Uploaded: 2026-03-24T16:01:04.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bobby Catches Rudy Stealing Clothes from his Closet!' from Bad Friends Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2026-03-24. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bobby Catches Rudy Stealing Clothes from his Closet!' from Bad Friends Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2026-03-24. Transcript available.

you're wearing my talking heads shirt what is that the cat one no the talking
heads it's a
talking heads on it's a band you never heard of the talking heads no okay but
the other day you
were wearing it oh i didn't notice oh you can wear it but um anyway who does
your laundry
their their mom well then that's true that's true yeah no you put like a lot of
shirts in
a plastic bucket and you said you can have this it there's no there is no way
that i've been
wearing it because you stole it out of my closet baby why would i steal it i
don't even know the
band we don't even go in your room yeah you don't go in my room ever no because
you cover it up you're
so scared of us going inside yeah yeah you poo pee no no you pee downstairs
what you pooed in my
bathroom i can tell well you're yeah it's like coke there's like a coconut oil
on the seat you
slip right off i slip right off of it why do you have a do you have a japanese
toilet yeah you have
a toto yeah i do so then you like to use that that greets you when you go in
yeah welcome do you spray
your butt yeah with the water that spray is mine you're not allowed no no we're
not sharing that
spray all right touching your butt that's that spray is on reserve it's not
unlimited water i put an
extra special yeah o2 you know what i mean air one water yeah i use air one
water wow for that spray
and there's a limited amount on there that's crazy i still have uh old school
manual toilet i have
the top tank i have to pull down oh you do and that gravity's got to take it so
i have two styles you
have that and i always just have a hole in the wall on the ground hole in the
ground yeah yeah which
you're used to you're back baby how long were you gone for um like i'm not sure
you don't even know
no i don't even know yeah you know the other day you said something and it
really this is the first
time where i was like maybe my behavior is wrong so your mom something more
often by the way if
that's yeah so you're what was that about you said you said you're doing all
the work
yeah okay okay all right you know i want to apologize to everybody right now
right please
everyone on the show andrew does 95 of all work 97
whatever 100 i'll give you 100 i do 3 yeah oh yeah all right you guys do all
the work all right and i
apologize right now out front all right i'm lazy yeah i have no idea what is
going on yeah right and if
you i would fuck it up if you got me involved i agree you're right so that's
why i'm not involved
i'm allowed to go it's annoying that you xyz and you're allowed to go but it's
me baby
i know it happened but if i was a train builder right they'd be like yeah the
problem is there's
no engine in it right and i'd be like my bad you don't want me to do that but
you would get the
whole town to just push the train for you you would somehow be like push that
train push that train
and they would push the whole town these two yeah they would do yeah only these
two so the thing i
wanted to say i was very mindful about it isa is that you know your mom was
talking in tagala
whatever it is tagalu right yeah whatever it is tagala yeah yeah tagalo tagalo
what's tagalu
nothing it is now so anyway she said you know whatever the language they were
talking to you
she was talking to you guys and i was just walking by and went
right and then you seriously looked at me and goes stop doing that you saw that
too right you're racist
oh and i went to my room right no at first i looked at you go no it's not and
then i went to
the room i laid in the bed and i went andrew's really rubbing off on me
you are you're a bad influence dude no no but i no but i that is some dumb shit
i would do in your
house yeah but i literally thought about it and i went it is racist it's not it's
not it's done with
love okay i'm gonna keep doing it yeah yeah i'm gonna keep doing it like every
day
i do i was like oh i have to speak up and i was like you're that's racist and
you're like no it's
not and you're screaming at me yeah yeah well how about this this is how you
blend both of these
worlds make fun of me teach him something to say so that he can respond what he
if i'm trying to
learn the language if i'm going to be bobby's attorney right now the reason he
does that he feels
left out so my client my client feels left out in his own home he doesn't want
to learn it yeah you
know what yeah yeah first of all first of all order order order order he feels
left out in his
own home he's got these three women constantly playing puck puck ping pong in
the air with words
he knows none of them oh so i feel like you're teasing me yeah you are you're
talking behind my
back you're talking behind his back you know what the puck puck is translated
yeah bobby's fat
bobby's fat yeah yeah bobby has a flat face why don't you teach us something so
we can learn
because i would like to learn and bobby wants to learn too yeah so i'm just
trying to mimic so
i can learn the language i don't think it is racist how do you say this place
is gross
um i know you've said that before you can say hugawa diriyoy hugawa diriyoy
well then that was
pretty close well then go live somewhere else oh my god wait a minute whoa whoa
i'm trying to
help you hey hey stop go live somewhere rent-free somewhere else okay it's
crazy that you somehow
turn and also here's what i do oh my god yeah here's what here's what google
filipino hostels
and see if his address comes up yeah yeah do i not do this i'll overhear you
say this is oh my god
no i overhear you say yeah i went to a store and i'm just trying to do your
right accent yeah i went
to a store and uh that's somehow more racist than the yeah i know and i couldn't
there was a dress i
wanted you know it was 90 or whatever i couldn't afford or whatever what does
uncle bob do for you
breaks out the cash you gave me a hundred dollars yeah yeah yeah yeah i think
that's i'm allowed to
go back i agree yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah and you can you can determine the cost
so every time he does
it there should be like a swear jar there should be a racist jar at your house
so every time you just
put 50 bucks yeah here's another thing that when you said that that's racist i
looked at you
i looked at you and you were laying on the couch and you did one of these faces
like
finally somebody said it which means which means that you've been thinking
about it for years years
no yeah yeah years and years for years no yeah i apologize look at that yeah
but it's not gonna
stop no yeah no no no well mama mama thinks she's like a slave to tito bobby
yeah and she's like
did i call her a slave you did you said you were gonna whip her ah well bob i
don't know if
that's good you're like when i get home i'm gonna whip you how do you say
indentured servitude in
okay in this context though and you would let her sleep outside yeah yeah can
we in the cat house
all right yeah the cat house yeah so can we let's can we go can we go back a
little bit yeah you know
i'm sorry we're taking so much time on this but no i need to get this this is
important don't you think
it is all right so let's let's talk about context yeah context is important it's
everything it's
everything context is everything isn't it yeah it is it sure is tell that to
whoopi goldberg who's
in the files i wasn't his girlfriend ellen ellen ellen yeah yeah yeah so here
it is okay
you you were you guys were gone yeah for a full 24 hours he was lonely no that's
not what it was
no i was fine with it okay let them go let them right right my people go but do
the business first
ah right uh so i go to my house and it's gonna sound like it sounds bad already
it's gonna sound
weird on my part but here okay i'm in the shower they're gone for for a night
right i get out of the
shower and i i open up the towel right cabinet cabinet no towels oh my god the
blasphemy right
and then i look at all the you know where i hang the towels no hang towels wow
so then i had to go to
the hamper right and get a dirty towel whoa yeah yeah that was used yesterday
that's no yeah can i just
say something right now i don't think anyone's on my side right now and what i
want to say to you is
you are on my side on your side is is that yeah do you not check to see if
there's a towel prior to
showering no because i just assumed she's here she's if i'm going to open it up
and there's going
to be a stack of now there's a stack of towels now but like right right because
there's another towel
um cabinet why didn't you check that those those are hand towels no no yeah
yeah yeah they're hand
towels you're not they are and you're trying to box me in a corner you're not
that big of a guy what you
could use the hand towel on a little body well govi got you skinny dog you're
that's a hand
time i understand that but the fab the fabric is a little different with hands
very different yeah
thank you so much right yeah yeah you are right here's another thing that
happened now this is
going to sound even worse all right yeah but it's very important okay your
drinks yes your red bull yes
so someone's been drinking my red bull no that's not what someone's been using
my towels
that's not what it is this is your goal this is your goldilocks i wake up the
next morning
little brown bears have stolen my towels yeah and my red bull and i i have a
little fridge in my room
as one of a little little love a little fridge it's also kind of very art deco-y
like 1950s it's sexy
it's red cool it's really cute is it not and who's allowed in there what who's
allowed in that fridge
no one no one that's right exactly that's right but i'll let no the stalker
needs to be there
those that stock the one that stalks the fridge needs to be there correct okay