Name: Bobby Lee Doesn’t Want Rudy Watching SEX in His Living Room
Uploaded: 2026-03-25T16:01:30.000Z
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bobby Lee Doesn’t Want Rudy Watching SEX in His Living Room' from Bad Friends Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2026-03-25. Transcript available.

So I'm eating it, and then I don't know what they're watching, right?
So I'm eating my, you know what I mean, life,
and then I look over the big, right?
And I just see this black guy just pummeling this girl.
That's all I, I don't know what they're watching, right?
And I go into the living room and go,
what in the world is going on around here?
All right, turn that off, ladies.
It was unbelievable.
Is that your favorite?
Yeah, but the thing is,
the reason why I think you were so angry by it
was because the guy that was making love in the scene
was not one of the hotter guys.
Is that what bothered you?
Yes, it's not, it's because to me, they're like my grandkids.
Right.
And I'm like an old dad.
And you don't want them watching this kind of stuff.
Hey, what is going on around here?
Yeah.
You know what I mean?
I mean, she ladies be in bed.
The link to this is to a pornography site,
so they're putting it up on porn sites now.
That's what I'm saying.
Scenes from the film, is it on HBO?
Yeah, it's very steamy.
They do full nudity.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah, see, yeah.
And good for you girls, Black Love,
because it is Black History Month,
so thank you for supporting.
God bless.
I, for one, am pro this.
I'm pro this too.
I think this is a good time.
I'm just kidding.
I'm kidding.
I was kidding.
But in your living room,
you don't want to see love making scenes.
It just, no, it could have been,
it could have been Afghanis making love.
It would have been,
it could have been, you know what I mean?
White people making love.
It doesn't matter.
So if they were watching a show
where two white people are making love,
you think it would have bothered you?
I'd have to be eating Wheaties.
Yeah.
Just.
Yeah, yeah.
For me to be, yeah.
Oat brand?
Yeah.
Wheaties, if I was eating,
oh yeah, like Cinnamon Toast Crunch.
Gay.
That's old.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
If there were gay stuff going on,
then that would be good.
When you pour it out of the box,
it goes, hey.
Or Froot Loops, or Froot Loops.
Hungry.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Froot Loops.
Froot Loops would be the one.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
So, yeah.
What is the gayest cereal there is?
I think Froot Loops.
Yeah.
Yeah.
The colors.
What's the straightest cereal there is?
Oh, shit.
That's a good one, dude.
What's the straightest, manliest?
I would say regular Cheerios.
No Honey Nut.
Just like wheat Cheerios.
Yeah.
Miserable.
Porridge.
Yeah, oatmeal.
Oatmeal.
That's a straight breakfast.
Like steel-cut oatmeal
and a straight man with no,
you know what I mean?
Maple, no raisins, no.
Nothing.
Nothing.
Just straight up steel.
Steel-cut oatmeal,
black coffee.
Yeah.
And a banana.
Yeah.
And a, you think a banana?
That's kind of gay.
Yeah.
That's gay, dude.
See, I can't get rid of it.
It just lives with me.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Fruit Loops, jam,
tea.
Yeah.
That's a gay breakfast.
What kind of tea?
Tea.
What kind of tea?
Earl Grey.
English breakfast?
Ooh.
Either or.
Hey.
Hey, sweetie,
what kind of tea do you want this morning?
Why don't you grey me up?
It's a grey day.
What about English breakfast?
You know I like British boys.
Yeah, I know you do
because I'm British.
Hello?
Yeah, anyway.
We're good at going gay.
Yeah.
We couldn't figure out
a straight breakfast.
That's how gay we are.
I know.
We were like,
what do straight guys even eat?
Yeah.
I don't know.
Yeah, we're straight.
This time around.
These are,
you know what these girls are?
Huh?
Herbal.
Or matcha.
Oh, matcha.
My wife with the matcha every day.
What's up with the matcha?
You know what the matcha does?
Matcha's so good.
Your breath stinks.
No, it doesn't.
Yes.
It's Yoda's breath.
Yes.
Yeah, yeah.
Matcha I had.
Yeah.
Towels no more there are.
Matcha makes your breath stink.
That in coffee?
What?
Okay, coffee breath is bad.
Yeah.
But matcha breath exponentially worse
because matcha has that earthy,
it gets stuck back there.
Yeah.
It's gross, dude.
I feel like earthy breath sounds good.
No.
No, I don't like earthy breath.
No, not earthy breath.
Like minty breath.
Minty breath.
Yeah, minty breath.
So yes,
so like herbal minty,
good breath.
Yeah.
Fine.
Here's another thing she does
is she doesn't get like normal matcha.
She has to make it.
So does my wife.
Every day I hear.
Like grinding it out.
Clack, clack, clack, clack, clack, clack, clack.
Clack, clack, clack, clack, clack.
Yeah, all that stuff.
Every day.
Just get it at Starbucks.
Just buy it.
Thank you.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Just buy it.
Post Mesa.
Support the local economy and buy it.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
He'll buy it for you.
Yeah.
You have to go to Nip,
Nip, Taktu or whatever land
that they get that much.
Nip, Taktu.
Just reach in.
Yeah, right.
Reach yourself into the room.
Yeah, this got shipped from Nip, Taktu.
You know what I mean?
I don't like it.
Honestly, that's so embarrassing.
Let's go about coffee, too.
It's like coffee, even the way they make coffee,
it's just get the powder and just stir it.
Folders.
Folders it.
Folders it.
Yeah, not you.
You got to get the cylindrical thing
where you have to, you know what I mean?
You know what I'm saying?
The drip?
Not just the drip.
The one that's,
don't talk to me like that.
Dude, as soon as her sister's here,
she gets real tootie.
I know.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Her confidence goes through the roof.
She becomes a little bully.
You're bullying me right now.
Oh my gosh, let me tell you.
She's been screaming at me the entire week.
She's been a bully.
Oh my gosh, literally.
Name me some.
I've learned,
it's like so normal to me now
that I've learned not to even like react to it.
And she's like,
there would be like,
I would accidentally throw her sanitizer
on the floor of her car.
And she's like,
don't fucking talk down there, you bitch.
And I'm like,
okay, chill.
Rudy.
That car has to be protected.
She has been so grumpy lately.
Have you seen your car?
Yeah.
It's dirty.
I can't believe it works.
You think it's a Benz?
Yeah, I can make it dirty,
not other people.
Whoa.
Whoa.
So you yell at her and you say,
don't put that there, you bitch.
Yeah, yeah.
And then do you ever say,
sorry, I just don't like stuff on the floor.
You just let that ride.
No, she just laughs.
She's a bully.
Yeah, yeah, you're a bully.
Even last night while she was trying to sleep
and she was snoring,
I had to wake her up and stop snoring.
Yeah.
What are you snoring so much?
Because I haven't been getting a good sleep lately.
Okay, you're allowed to.
That was the one night I slept properly
and she was like,
why the fuck are you snoring?
Well, you could have a deviated septum
or you could have sleep apnea.
You could be dying in your sleep
and not know it.
Yeah.
I think I have it.
You think?
Yeah, because sometimes I wake up like,
that's not good.
No.
Is that the machine?
I don't, but I definitely,
I bet I do.
I need one.
Yeah, yeah.
Because I wake up like that.
I'm going to tell you, brother,
it's impossible to sleep with.
What, to look like Bane?
I mean, it's not just that.
Because if you get the nose one right,
it's like, it's just air coming out of it, right?
But like three in the morning,
you adjust a little bit
and then one of the things comes out, right?
And then all of a sudden,
it's spraying in your fucking eye.
It's the worst.
I mean, you look like a cancer patient.
Yeah.
Put that on.
I got to get one.
It's so hard.
I got to get one.
Yeah.
It's good for you.
It's probably going to save me
from having a heart attack in my sleep.
And then the water runs out of the machine, right?
So it makes it sound like.
Oh, like a humidifier.
Yeah, but all the water's gone.
So it's now like the,
the, whatever the thing is sucking up nothing.
Yeah.
Yeah.
You wake up from that
and then you're mad.
You fill that up.
Then you go to the fridge
and there's no fucking Red Bull.
None.
None.
It's crazy.
What kind of world do we live in, dude?
It's chaos.
Mama said, sorry.
Yeah.
And I said, okay.
Tell your mom,
I said, I love your mom.
One of the nicest people.
She is a nice dude.
She's so sweet and funny.
She's going to come back on the show.
Well, I don't know about sweet.
Well, to me, she's sweet to me.
Yeah.
She used to be a bully back in her day.
I heard.
Yeah.
Well, where do you think she got it from?
I know.
And now she's imposing it on her.
So she's going to be at some point.
Oh, she's the worst.
She'll turn into.
I'm a fucking headliner.
Don't ever say I'm racist.
But it's true.
I'm an international headliner.
You're calling me a racist in my face?
You're 17 years old.
Yeah.
So then what would they be?
Micers?
Open micers in your house?
They're not even comics.
They're not in the same realm.
Well, in this world,
they'd have to be if you're a headliner.
Yeah.
Otherwise, you're just Tito.
Yeah.
So it's like you're an open micer, man.
Pay your dues.
You got to pay your dues.
You got to pay your dues, man.
You got to pay your dues.
But yeah, I will try to curb some of the racism.
I really...
No, I'm being real.
I'd rather you not.
Because when she said it, it felt real.
Say it the way you said it.
It was funny, though.
Yeah.
Say it the way you said it.
That's racist.
And he was like...
He just screamed at me because, you know...
Very abrupt.
That's racist.
Yeah.
His face was very like...
Yeah, it felt like different.
I was like...
Have you ever been racist to him?
I have never been racist to him.
Never?
No, she hasn't.
Rudy?
I don't even think about it.
Rudy's a...
Is that racism?
No, see, that's all racist.
Yeah, yeah.
Everyone can be.
She's so rude to me.
No, I'm not.
You're just...
Here's what you are.
Rudy.
It's like, you know, we met on, like, Craigslist.
And you're like, can I get a room?
Just a roommate.
Yeah, roommate.
You know what I mean?
So we don't have anything in common.
It's like, good morning.
Good morning.
You know what I mean?
There's nothing.
That sucks.
I tried to connect with you.
I told you to watch the Knights of the Seven Kingdoms.
And you don't want to watch it.
So good.
What did I say, Jules?
What the fuck did I say?
You said you'd wait for the whole episode to be out.
Yeah, because I learned my lesson from Game of Thrones.
But to connect, we can watch it together.
Yeah, we tried with Pluribus.
And you said, I don't want to watch it anymore.
I love Pluribus.
I did too.
They stopped watching it.
I go, let's watch.
Why?
No, no, we don't want to watch.
Too scary.
It's not boring.
No, it's not boring.
Oh, you're boring.
Yeah, it's not boring.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
But this show, I heard it's great.
You don't like it because there's white love in it.
Well, also, the other day they saw an episode and all three of them were on the
couch crying.
At what TV show?
That show, the new Game of Thrones show.
You were crying at this?
Yeah.
And then you kind of revealed certain things.
No, we didn't.
No, we didn't.
You said somebody died.
No, she said something happened.
Well, Mama said someone died.
Yeah, yeah, someone died.
And I'm like, people die in this?
You ruined it for me.
Yeah, he didn't know anybody was going to die.
It's like Game of Thrones, everyone dies every episode, but I'm like, you
ruined it.
Spoiler alert.
Yeah.