Name: Andrew Santino CANNOT STOP Eating Buldak Ramen
Uploaded: 2026-03-26T16:00:19.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Andrew Santino CANNOT STOP Eating Buldak Ramen' from Bad Friends Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2026-03-26. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Andrew Santino CANNOT STOP Eating Buldak Ramen' from Bad Friends Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2026-03-26. Transcript available.

i've been eating the same do you ever get in the meal kicks where you're like
um i'm just being
eating the same thing all week over yeah if i like it i'm gonna keep ordering
it yeah so what
what what have you been well lately because it's been cold and rainy i've had
so much ramen i'm
i'm i'm starting to ramen out although i know you're you're more you're more of
pho than ramen
right no udon udon that's right yeah yeah i'm a udon guy but i'm ramen down i'm
full on ramen
now is that racist that was korean yeah yeah that was pretty racist
it was do you find it okay what's racism that's a good question that's a really
good
i'm actually asking yeah yeah yeah we don't do you i mean is that okay the
thing that i did is that
the most racist thing you've seen me do no i've been to your show wait a minute
you think my
stand-up is racist kind of and that's why you have to like okay ruffling a few
feathers does he say
that he does like something like that yeah yeah i do do that you say ruffling a
few feathers right
after you do a native american joke sorry i'm ruffling a few feathers but i don't
say that in
those cases i say it when it's like it the joke is so edgy it gets more of a
groan when people go
oh yeah yeah i go you know you're not racist or edgy really thank you so much
it's fun thank you it's fun
what's a joke that you heard him say that made you no i don't want to because i
have a special
come on that's true yeah do you be honest do you find me funny on stage i do
find you funny okay yeah
you know that what do you mean she might have different she's a mulaney fan i
don't know she's
like who is i like someone more prolific who is your favorite comedian she
doesn't watch she don't
watch comedy but if you but like in your mind who do you like i like quen blackwell
you guys all know
her quan blackwell quen oh oh quendalyn quendalyn blackwell she does stand-up
comedy no she's just
she's an actor yeah yeah that's we're talking about stand-up comedy well i don't
watch any stand-up
comedian let me throw you some legendary stand-up see if you've heard of them
yeah okay that's
curious yeah that's a good call yeah your generation yeah richard pryor
unbelievable never heard of him
never even heard of him wow wow robin williams familiar see genie yes he is did
you do it did you
do a are you doing half english was that say genie you could just say the genie
yeah yeah it's so funny
when it's in another language it's the same yeah see genie yeah just say the
genie it's the genie in
aladdin she wizard you just put a she before any word she was out the gene he
was the genie how about
eddie murphy familiar okay he's the donkey in shrek i don't believe that the
donkey is the donkey
in shrek yeah he is the donkey i swear to god yeah yes um and and well they'll
never know mike myers
no no you know who that is he's not a stand-up though he's the he is shrek i
don't believe
that oh okay what are you cuing on what is going on he was the donkey he was on
saturday night live
george carlin no there's no way there's no way wow i mean that's incredible to
me it's got here's
the problem it has to touch new generations so it has to be so which which is
why mike myers is funny
because he would i mean did you ever like austin powers yeah i don't know what
that is wow wow dane cook
that's incredible wow sarah silverman wow that's incredible louis ck wow wow dave
chapelle
yeah you know him you've got to know him you gotta know davis touched multiple
generations everything
yeah yeah well that's interesting have you heard of these people a couple
probably from us talking
about it over the years she's probably heard some of it wow so then if you're
not what do you you're
into music though yeah like what bands do you like right now inform us chapel rhone
not really okay
why why not uh i don't know she i'm just not that into pop okay good good for
you yeah bb they love
though who bb bb king i love him bad bunny oh yeah
i love you love him right so why why do you love him he's hot he's so talented
stop stop the first
thing they said he's hot yeah this is what the youth they don't give a about
his music
unbelievable they like that he's hot yeah they like that he's a hot guy i mean
all his music is about
sex yeah look at him when i was a kid i like joe cocker look up joe cocker look
up joe cocker dude we
didn't do it by fucking we didn't do it by looks you know what i mean we did it
by art look at that guy
okay dude look at phil collins yeah phil wait do phil collins and somebody
wrote phil collins
phil collins managed to make bangers and and was a multi-millionaire and
dressed like a computer tech
salesman i mean look at this look at this guy yeah it looks like he works for
apple yeah
and he was a legend legend i don't know who phil collins is no he sings the tarzan
yes good for
you wow see you have to touch the generation you got to touch it right it's got
to be
fucking animation then oh it's gotta be well there there yeah yeah that's mccone
by the way
if mccone starts losing his hair that's a hundred percent phil collins or bad
bunny looks wise
okay all right so what else what else is it we like that's interesting though
that's interesting
that you see the hot part but you don't really love his music you just like
that give me his give me
your favorite song i love the sing it sing it you're being racist yeah you're
being racist right now
how does that feel it doesn't feel good does it i still try i'm mimicking your
language and you're
mimicking him we're trying to say the lyrics yeah i'm trying to say your
language yeah he's trying
to communicate to you go back to phil collins i'm gonna ask something a
question that one specific
photo that pink one yeah such a good picture that was an album all right if if
bad buddies music came
out of him would you like it as much him speaking spanish yeah just suppose
that he's saying the bad
bunny music all right he sings star sun all yeah he does that right he does
that right would you still
be like oh my god bad bunny that's bad bunny you would like him still see we in
front of the trees
swinging from the trees i swing in front of the trees would you i mean i would
like the music but
you wouldn't like him yeah yeah there's no way like he wouldn't he wouldn't no
way he wouldn't get to
play the super bowl that's for sure he wouldn't play the super bowl no chance
yeah yeah there's no
way dude no chance if kid rock sang bad money music you wouldn't like bad money
the music that is true
yeah 100 so it's about the looks it's all about it's all about it's give me it's
not art give me
someone else that you love right now yeah yeah i like malcolm todd look up malcolm
todd he's so white
yeah yeah yeah she doesn't like him i think he's so cute okay now we're talking
we're talking i mean
he he's like an indie rock artist yeah and he is yeah but his music must be
good then yeah yeah well no
but look at him with a shaved head there and the other one he's he's yeah he's
got the sex appeal too
oh yeah yeah that's bullshit yeah yeah see the other indie picture is for his
male fans so the the
photographers are like we got to take some of these school guys can feel that
you've got the indie vibe
but then then somebody then a stylist goes shave your head so we can get the
girls wet that's still
that's what this is he's hot though you have to sell all the signs yeah wait is
that his girlfriend
gotta be yeah that's that's the deal that's the deal hmm interesting so you got
aesthetics is
very important to you it's number one apparently for them it's not good no it
has nothing to do with
art first oh joji's very good who's joji he's got to be have you heard of joji
or any of these people
goji joji yeah yeah i like his berries yeah okay here we go joji yeah yeah he
could be a corleone
corleone well he does have the eyes he's got the italian yeah that's what i'm
saying he could be
like fredo son yeah i'll give you an offer you can't refuse yeah yeah yeah he's
cute though still
this is the problem that's the problem they don't have any ugly stars you don't
we had a lot of ugly
music all of them were ugly well that's my thing they're see look even when he
takes an okay photo
you still see it underneath there yeah he's still got the thing i mean harry
styles is balding i still
like his music but he's still handsome oh my god are you crazy he's the hottest
guy in the world right
now that's bullshit yeah yeah um see he's still handsome yeah look up the ugliest
man on earth
just look it up ugliest man on earth okay don't google andres that's me let's
just go to that
the fifth one right yeah that guy right no that's a face there's dude that's
that's that competition
okay okay let's no let's go to that guy right that the four the one the fourth
the last one on the first
row this guy right here okay this guy right here saying harry styles music
would you like it
i think i'd still like it no you wouldn't no you would not you know what's
incredible about this
what imagine this man calling his agent being like can you make sure i'm not on
the ugliest man list
like when they google me i don't want to be the third search
you