Name: Bobby Lee and Andrew Santino Feel OLD and LEFT OUT
Uploaded: 2026-03-27T16:00:00.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bobby Lee and Andrew Santino Feel OLD and LEFT OUT' from Bad Friends Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2026-03-27. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bobby Lee and Andrew Santino Feel OLD and LEFT OUT' from Bad Friends Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2026-03-27. Transcript available.

it's looks first with you guys we the amount of ugly stars we had no social
media though
no but back then but back then we listened to our ears it's music right also
your generation
you guys don't like artists like who's your favorite modern painter you have a
painter that
you like yes you don't like art but they but and the stuff that you watch is
just pop it's garbage
is pop garbage insecure it's pop it's relevant pop you know what i mean but you
can't blame them
because now art doesn't come along with music music is just music there is no
there's no album
covers that they like anymore there's no they don't get to touch it anymore
yeah so when you stop
touching it you don't care about it so they why would they care can you name
can you show can you
tell me the image of bad bunny's last album cover of his record it's two chairs
outside on the grass on
the grass and with a banana that's interesting that's good and a banana yeah
the banana was
eating breakfast yeah that's very cool oh that's cool where's the banana oh you
mean the banana tree
yeah you made it sound like there's one single banana yeah yeah i put this
banana in my butt
i put this banana in my butt you would love that song yeah banana in my butt it's
a banana in my
but yeah hey hey hey my auntie said banana in your butt hey
stay the love they love this guy they love the kids love this guy this is why
there was a disconnect
this is why all the people got mad at the super bowl because older people this
isn't for us
it's not made for us but are we now yeah brother you're 54 i'm yeah yeah 43 it's
over yeah get off my
lawn am i him yeah no you know it is where's my red ball that's the new get off
my lawn
where are my towels where are my cows that's the new oh i have that 100 oh my
god i want to be cool
but you know what the thing is is like when harry star's first album came out
right yeah i bought it
sure yeah because i want to learn about new you know um that's cool yeah i want
to hear it geese
new band right i love geese yeah i listen to it they're great yeah yeah turnstile
i i try to like
and i like those bands i think they're very what you always dip back to the old
school but the
problem is is that i have the weight of knowledge and of it right of the
history of it yeah and i can
compare what's new to what before came before it right they don't do that no
generation no it's now
it's right now yeah it's like when i was in uh in the 80s or whatever i still
listened to
late 60s bands sure and still modern music yeah i like depeche mode and there
was a bad called the
bad called the fugs it's a great name in the 60s new york no one knew about
these guys
but i liked the fogs it was like lo-fi kind of street music you know i mean and
it was
so good but my point is is that and so then i could listen to like someone like
daniel johnston
you know who had the same kind and just compare the two yeah but these they
just it's new they ingest
whatever that's on but i don't think that's an old thing for me no i think it's
it's it's i'm a
curious person but it's also because you came from a generate it just because
how bored they are yeah
let's move on let's move on yeah um how are you guys doing in the winter olympics
the philippines
they're they actually have a medal yeah do a medal count for the philippines
yes
yes filipino olympic medal count i'm being mean again huh oh brother look at
that they got bullying
me no they got zero never mind yeah yeah yeah never mind i thought they were
going to get one
i thought they were going to get one i wanted one too for you me too yeah well
there's a filipino
tennis player that's really good yeah that's at the winter olympics is it yeah
yeah there's no winter
in the philippines so why would we join yeah yeah you're competing no south korea
shout out to korea
has seven total medals two gold two bronze two silver but we have snow that's
not fair yeah yeah yeah
we have snow yeah also it's very small little country we're still we're getting
stomped aren't
we it's still pretty good no because look go do just olympic medal count in
general don't have to
do american because look at norway's cruising right now they got 34. wow yeah
we're getting smushed
we'll never catch up we're second though that's good yeah but 34 is we'll never
catch that yeah no
chance how's spain doing also they have 16 golds to our nine how's spain doing
bud yeah where's spain
you got two you got two that's good well you got a gold click on it what was
the gold for spain in
yeah mispronouncing words
is that a competition wait what did you guys get a golden it doesn't say huh oh
you did in ski
mountaineering so we just to show you about the mountain i will show you this
is a mountain that is
a mountain yeah and these are all snow mountains gold medal yeah was magellan
spanish yeah yeah yeah
yeah yeah yeah that's what it's about 100 yeah man exploring yeah you got a
golden exploring good
let's go over there they send this they send the spaniards to just check out
the hills yeah
go check how it's looking it looks good you guys are good at that yeah
exploring the pinto the
santamerica that's you right the pinto pinto the ford taurus that was you guys
yeah you know what it was it was because well they were obsessed with no they
wanted to own the world the
spanish thought they were going to take over everybody we did for a very short
amount of
time cool it out okay in centuries yeah you didn't go up no you didn't get any
of us
close you got close california was us but you didn't get us okay you didn't get
us in total
yeah you did your best you guys know about that history definitely got you guys
yeah what happened
tell me the history here so magellan went to cebu magellan went there too yeah
what the
fuck well he was into scuba diving and smoking oh he was a huge diver yeah magellan
loved diving
he wanted to find that tree creature with smoking a cigarette or whatever
yeah what is it called what's that guy in the tree capre the capre yeah yeah
yeah looking for the
copper and his boys are just drinking he's like i'm going to find coffee i will
find him magellan went
down to cebu what happened and then what happened then the great like warrior
chief um lapo lapo
lapo lapo look up i had that last night at dinner lapo lapo yeah yeah what
happened i don't want to
look don't look it up i want them to tell the story yeah yeah i just want to
know what he looks
so magellan went to cebu yeah he ran into lapo lapo yeah my gems like oh this
is gonna be our land and
then lapo lapo was like no and so they fought and then he killed magellan wow
wow so magellan was
killed by lapo lapo yeah i think he was also hiding under the water and then
like there was like a surprise
attack
filipino folklore folklore yeah he was hiding under the water holding his
breath for three days
lapo lapo hold his breast for three days yeah and appear yeah so wait lapo lapo
was in the water
hiding waiting to kill magellan there's like that's lapo lapo shout out to lapo
lapo and by the way
shout out to all the filipinos yeah we love them we fucking love you guys we
love look at lapo
do we don't know what with lapo lapo that's why magellan got got clipped yeah
because this guy
wasn't around i i i i damn dude he was big as fuck yeah i have ocd why don't an
extra lapo on there
lapo lapo yeah yeah comedies and threes lapo lapo lapo so lapo can we get up
can i get shirts can
we get lapo lapo shirts yeah yeah oh there's there's a movie i want to watch
now it's a city
well right yeah we know that but yeah yeah he owned the place yeah who played
lapo lapo there's no one
okay yeah scroll down it's got to be a cast on there who played him don't don't
do this dude
i want to don't do this you're looking for robert redford
daniel stern played lapo
wait who did now now uh lito lapid is the senator in the philippines is he a
descendant of lapo lapo
there are any other descendants of lapo lapo now leaders yeah wow yeah you
could maybe you share
lapo lapo blood maybe yeah yeah that'd be fab that'd be so sick can you imagine
if you and i do our
bloodlines we'll have not nobody from our bloodline will have done anything
important yeah nothing you
never know that though dude i come from potato farming yeah but the greatest
potatoes you've ever had
probably we took second yeah okay all right to the mcconnell's all right to the
mckinley's and the
mcconnell's and the o'donnell's and the corkeries you know mccone comes from
great potato lineage
oh they do look at his face he looks like a potato yeah a sweet potato do you
guys know about your
lineage or no no yeah well you don't need what you didn't do the blood 23 and
me thing you swabbed it
never right now see filipinos are smart they don't play that game but there's
no long left cousin that
you want to find or anything like that no you want to be related to somebody so
bad i do i know you
your brothers and sisters you've never met right yeah in korea how many two
sisters and you've never
met them do you do you do you think they know who you are i don't think so what
are the chances that
they watch this show yeah they're not your sisters and they're her sisters how
many total siblings
are there from from you guys's mom and dad separately like in total how many
kids are there
uh one five wow yeah and you don't know the two of them no do you know how old
they are i think
they're like maybe around eight ten but they have two brothers yeah i know
where are they they never
come out they're huge now well they're lappa lappa yeah yeah yeah yeah and they
speak english
everything i mean what are they doing what are they doing i'm sure that was
racist that felt
racist to me now that was that was racist
you