Name: Bobby Lee Likes to go on Cruises
Uploaded: 2026-03-31T16:00:00.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bobby Lee Likes to go on Cruises' from Bad Friends Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2026-03-31. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bobby Lee Likes to go on Cruises' from Bad Friends Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2026-03-31. Transcript available.

- What's that?
- That's you on the cruise.
- No, dude.
- Look at how much fun you were having on the cruise.
- Yeah, just cruise, Bob.
Bobby on a boat cruising.
- Who are these two friends of yours?
- I have no idea.
I'm never going on a cruise again, dude.
- I think it's a good idea.
- This is what happens.
- So the girl, which of the girls, which-
- I don't know who they are!
- Which of those girls did you end up being-
- None of them, none of them.
- With good friends.
- Who said they don't do us three times?
He appeared out of nowhere.
- That's the funniest thing you've ever said.
Oh, that's funny.
I have no idea who they are.
- They look sweet.
- This is what happened that night.
- You have your mom's eyes.
- Holy shit.
- Yeah, I'm Bobby mommy in there.
I'm Bobby mommy in there.
Yeah, yeah.
- What happened that night?
- So I did a show, okay.
Look at that Rolling Stones shirt I have on.
And I did a show.
Did we talk about the cruise?
- No. - No.
- Oh, this is the first time we've meeting?
- We haven't been together in months, weeks.
- Oh, weeks, weeks.
Can I take this off?
It's like for some reason it's distracting.
- Leave it on.
You're a bull.
- I know, but okay.
- It's actually aligned perfectly
'cause right above the tail is your face
and that's where that should be.
- Okay.
- So what happened this night?
- All right, so let's talk about the cruise in general.
- Yeah, Adam Devine, Anders, and Blake did a cruise
called This Is Important Cruise.
- Yes, and all I did was,
the only person I saw mostly was Swartzen.
- Yeah, Nick called me a bunch.
- Yeah, yeah, we ate a lot.
And then sometimes Eric Griffin would show up.
- Right.
- And we'd be like, "Oh, fuck."
'Cause I have to pay for it.
- When you're eating.
- You know what I mean?
- When you're eating.
- He shows up, you have to pay for it?
You're like, "Oh my God, here goes the pill."
- Wait a minute, it wasn't free?
- I want to pay $1,000.
- It wasn't free on the cruise?
- No, because you have to pay extra for the good stuff.
- Ah. - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Before the cruise, I'll tell you this.
Get this out of the way, okay?
- Okay.
- My dog dies, right?
Right?
- Your dog dies.
- Right, you say what?
- I love you and I'm sorry.
- I love you, I'm sorry.
- Yeah.
- My empathy, this and that, right?
- It broke my heart.
- Right, right.
Andreas, nothing.
- You did nothing?
- Nothing.
Carlos, nothing.
- I meant to say how tasty.
- And then, how, what?
- How tasty was it?
- Okay, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on.
Let that sit.
Let us ponder that, right?
No one say a word, okay?
And I'm gonna answer that question right now.
- It's aging right now.
- Yeah, yeah.
I'm gonna answer that question right now.
Very tasty.
- Very tasty.
- Very tasty.
- Very good.
- All right, so.
- We didn't know.
- I know, and then McCone, right?
Asking for money.
- For the polar plunge.
- Oh, right, yeah.
- Yeah, yeah, asking for money.
- Did you end up giving him money?
- No, I refuse.
I refuse 'cause my dog died.
- I'm sorry, your dog.
- No, no, let's talk about the cruise and the dog,
'cause the girls aren't gonna talk about the dog.
- Okay.
- Okay, I'm taking this off.
- I like it when it's on.
Take it off.
- Okay, I'll keep it on.
- Keep it on, it's really funny.
- All right, okay.
- You're sweet looking.
You're a bull.
I'm a matador.
- I'm a matador.
All right, so on the cruise,
a couple of nightmares happened.
- What are they?
- On the cruise.
- What are they?
- Okay, so I show up on the boat,
and then Nick goes,
so, you know, you're doing two shows.
You know this, right?
- He told me.
- And I go, well, yeah,
just five, 10-minute spots at these, like, showcase.
Well, you know, like the comedy store.
- He thinks he's at the store on a cruise.
- Yeah, yeah, I think it's gonna be 12 guys
on a line-up.
Oh, you're up at 9:45 to fucking 9:55.
You know what I mean?
And Nick goes, no, you're headlining a theater.
- Yeah, they give you money to play a show on a boat.
- I had no idea.
- Okay.
I got off the boat.
- You left the boat.
- Yeah.
I got right off.
- Okay.
- And I'm calling people.
I'm like, you know what I mean?
- You're calling your agent.
I can't, this, no.
I didn't sign up for this.
You literally did sign up for it.
- Yeah, but I didn't know.
- Well, okay.
- Yeah, yeah.
You don't know, you don't know.
- Right.
- It's like the war in Iran right now.
- We do know.
- Yeah, yeah, we don't know what we don't know.
We don't know why we're in.
We don't know why we're going.
- I can give you some hints.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I know, but we're not a political show.
- Yeah, we don't want to talk about it.
It's the same thing as Iran.
I don't know what,
I don't know why we're doing it.
Yeah, yeah.
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That's subliminal enough.
So.
We don't know why.
We don't know why.
Yeah, we do.
So I get back on the boat,
because I guess I have to do it contractually.
And then.
Yeah, you already said yes.
You signed up.
They paid you.
Right.
So we go to.
I go to the first show.
You know, packed.
Theater.
It's a fucking theater.
Sold out.
But it's rocking back and forth.
I don't know if you know this.
Mid-show.
You're in.
It's waving.
Well, you're in the middle of the ocean.
All right.
I didn't know.
You're doing stand-up like this, dude.
It's insane.
Yeah.
But you had fun.
Because I'm physical too, right?
So you're doing double things.
You're balancing and doing physicality.
Double duty.
Double duty.
Double duty, baby.
Yeah, yeah.
And I have to say, right,
that that first show,
fucking crush.
It was incredible.
Incredible.
One of the best shows you've ever done.
Probably.
Wow.
I get off.
I'm like, oh, shit.
I'm a cruise comic now.
Yeah, dude.
You know what I mean?
I could do this forever.
Bobby on the high seas.
Yeah, on the high seas, right?
And then the second show happens two days later.
What happened?
The same people come.
Same show.
The same exact people come.
No.
How many people are on the boat?
Thousands, right?
All I know is this.
The first eight rows that I could see,
it was the same eight rows in the first one.
Wearing the same clothes?
No, but I know their faces and stuff.
Oh, okay.
Because you run into them on the ship.
Right.
You know everybody.
Right.
You know what I mean?
Hey, Jim.
Hey, Cliff.
Samantha, how was the little pool pool?
Or whatever.
The pool pool?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Right?
Tanya!
You know you do.
Right?
People are gambling.
Right.
People are, come on over, play blackjack.
Okay, Frank, Nicky.
Okay.
Frank and Nicky.
Nicky.
Yeah, what's wrong with Frank?
Yeah, yeah.
Hey, Nicky.
They were on the boat.
Hey, Nicky.
Okay.
Anyway.
Same show.
Same show, right?
I go up there, right?
One minute in.
Ask anybody that was there.
Silence.
Tanking.
Tanking.
Wait, why?
They'd seen it already a day before.
But how much time did you do?
45 minutes.
Okay.
You're sinking.
Okay.
Well, you, yeah.
I was sinking.
It was bad.
Yeah, yeah.
It was Titanic for me.
Then three minutes in, I was like, I just stopped the show.
You didn't, you acknowledged it.
Oh, I had to.
You had to be like, hey.
I stopped and I go, everyone's heard this before, right?
The whole audio goes, yeah.
And I go, well, you're just gonna see it again.
I mean, what else, you know what I mean?
You did this same act again.
No, I started doing jokes.
Like, so it was, so in the first show, there was like three of my pretty good
jokes that
I completely forgot to do.
From your special?
From my special.
Okay.
Right?
So I put those back in.
Those killed.
And then I would go back into these other jokes and start bombing again.
Because they already heard it.
They didn't laugh again, even though they heard it.
And here's, dude.
The photo was incredible.
You sent me your dog.
What is it with you guys taking pictures of dead things?
It's like his dad's dead.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Sends me a photo immediately.
His dog dies.
Sends me a photo immediately.
Yeah.
By the way, the photo of the dog is.
It's so sad.
It's beautiful.
It's beautiful.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Because they wrapped him up in a little like swaddling, like in a manger.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
He's like a little baby Jesus.
Baby Jesus.
Yeah.
So, um.
Bojo.
Anyway, I, um.
Bojo?
No, it was Remy.
It was Remy.
Yeah.
So, anyway, um.
I continue to bomb.
And, um.
You're bombing bad.
Bombing bad.
And I just take my clothes off.
Yeah, you know how I do it.
There's always an answer.
There's an answer to every problem.
There is.
And when that problem is tough enough, you take your clothes off.
You take off your clothes off.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Well, it's an adult cruise.
And you've got a great body now.
Because thanks to.
Life in prison, right?
First day, right?
Take your clothes off.
Take your clothes off.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Don't fight the biggest guy.
Problem solved.
Take your clothes off.
Right, you accept.
Right?
And you get stretched.
And you got stretched.
I got stretched out.
So, you killed on the second show because you got naked.
I bombed.
No, the first show killed.
Second show, I had to survive.
And you did.
Yeah.
You fought and survived.
Although, I had to do bingo night.
Naked.
No.
Bingo night was fun because I did it with Griffin.
And I decided to do, you know, my prayers.
Oh, yeah.
For Thanksgiving.
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, you did it at my house.
So, I told the whole audience, probably 250 of you over there, all right, get
on your knees, right?
Everyone held hands, right?
And you did a prayer?
And I took the mic and I did the longest prayer about the ocean and how about
the sea dwelling?
You know, we can't even go deep enough.
Yeah.
I mean, because it's the mystery.
We haven't even discovered the species down, you know what I mean?
And went on and on and on.
It was so fun.
That was fun.
So, you killed?
Killed that.
And then, so, this photo, let's go back to this photo.
Yeah, this photo for the people at home.
So, there's this thing called-
Two wonderful women are there.
One of them is wearing lingerie, so it seems.
Mm-hmm.
And this is where?
This after hours?
Okay, what are you zooming at my hand for?
He just wanted to-
It's above the waist.
The positioning is right.
Yeah, the positioning was very el correcto.
So, give us this.
Give these two young ladies that are on the boat with you.
Okay, so, this is the night I bombed.
Is that the captain?
What?
That's the captain on the left?
Yeah, yeah, that's the captain of the ship.
She drove the boat.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
And then, one on the right is the-
Yeah, we hit three icebergs.
There's four.
We barely survived.
Yeah, there's four icebergs there.
Yeah, yeah.
So, yeah.
So, that, I don't know if you've-
Have you never been on a cruise ship?
Never, I won't.
Yeah.
Well, also, I'm going to pitch you-
Please.
Yeah, the Bad Friends Cruise Show.
Oh, wow.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I'm not going to do it.
Yeah, you are.
No.
Yeah, it's so fun.
I don't want to be on a boat.
It's so fun.
All right, I'll do it.
Bye.
Bye.
Bye.
Bye.