Name: Bobby Lee Thinks Rudy is LAZZZY!
Uploaded: 2026-04-02T16:01:07.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bobby Lee Thinks Rudy is LAZZZY!' from Bad Friends Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2026-04-02. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bobby Lee Thinks Rudy is LAZZZY!' from Bad Friends Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2026-04-02. Transcript available.

can i get some towels cleaned oh my god i will when was the last time you did
laundry
mama our mom did laundry two days ago but no towels no towels i'll do it
tonight
will you i will i will does that sound real well who what happens do you you
wash you fold
yeah yeah just like the old days i've never can i guess can i be honest with
you and this is not a
joke right i've never i've never seen them do oh my gosh this is not a joke you've
never seen them do
laundry i've never seen them do anything well the mom except lay down and watch
you know i mean hbo
right oh yeah you're always in your room so how could you never see us what you're
always in your
room yeah so how could you see us guess what guy i'm like daredevil okay i have
seven senses
yeah he knows he knows i have touch right right right carlos right i have touch
i have vision
right but i also have hearing abilities right and i know what a fucking you
know i mean washer sounds
like when it goes off and a dryer what does it sound like yeah so when i'm in
my room my other senses
don't receive that those sounds frequencies those frequencies okay i'm daredevil
yeah okay
i have hypersonic you know what i mean i'm like a bat the echo but no fucking
dryer no dryer yeah yeah
okay i'll wash tonight okay my senses better feel it
my senses better feel it okay nicely too like your mom does i will do you know
how to do it in the
circular fashion no it's kind of like that though it's like a circular like i
don't know where they
learn it it's great maybe that from the islands or something but it's a
beautiful way of doing it
well when they on the boat ride over yeah yeah because if you fold it standard
like just fold it
like a fucking you know i mean square no no no comprendo right i want circular
perfectly in the
fucking you know thing i'll ask my mom we'll call her okay my favorite is isa
using the fan like she like
like it is outside and she's in the middle of a hot summer day in mexico
she's getting into it yeah no i love that yeah get in character and then we uh
another thing is we
i showed them the movie what movie did i show you the edge of tomorrow yeah
pretty good movie that's a
great movie you guys watch that together you see it i watched uh have you ever
seen that movie yeah
years ago yeah yeah i watched the george clooney movie this past weekend with
my parents where he's
an actor he's himself he plays himself is sandler in it yeah oh yeah he's his
manager good j kelly good
yeah okay yeah it was okay i don't it's hard it's just clooney being clooney it's
like literally him
playing it's like a narrative is real life and it just made me think how good
it's got to be
you'd be to be cluny what's that oh what's that someone here is there a
delivery i tell you we have
another delivery another another birthday gift for you another car no look give
it oh oh taco bell
i got your taco bell and what's the order that you gave him i got beef potato
griller chicken bacon chalupa
large fries another large fries but i already ate the fries so thank you
ate both of the fries yeah smart yeah that's the best part have you ever had
taco bell
not really it's not spanish it's not what is it how is it not spanish how is it
not spanish
taco taco and bell and yeah there's so many bells in spain dude it's a whole
country that's what it was
invented i think yeah the bell take a bite yeah take a bite yeah yeah so
disrespectful she went out
every way to buy it yeah take a bite and give us an eye is that a gordita no
this is a chicken bacon
what did you get chalupa chicken bacon chalupa yeah take a bite and let's see
yeah yeah
good right you like it it's like the homeland no no okay you don't like it
we'll give it to mccone he'll eat it you know he'll he'll eat anything yeah
what does chalupa mean right tortilla the shape of a boat with a spicy feeling
but it's made up it's a taco it says right there in spain and latin america it's
a small light boat or
canoe yeah but isn't that what a taco is a a little light boat a little baby
boat yeah yeah but a chalupa
is a thicker boat a thicker boat it's a thicker boat it's a fried fried i see i
see i see a fried boat
like you were on a chalupa at sea yeah yeah yeah yeah you were on a little i
had two chalups on my
face yeah a couple of tortas yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah no it means little boat
or canoe how do you not
know that chalupas look on the horizon a chalupa that's what they would say a
little tiny boat
also what i've been doing with for these girls is um i set up
uh the vr um sandbox yeah yeah do we talk about that already what's the vr
sandbox
get with the program guy what is it i don't know what it is yeah yeah google me
vr sandbox
these guys don't know sandbox vr oh that's where you guys went and fought uh
zombies zombies yeah i
saw that video yeah yeah is that amazing where'd you guys do that at we did
that on la siana like
more century city yeah that's us your position looks good yeah yeah my position
great look yeah
look at my position you know what the funny thing is he even puts a gun down
like a soldier so he
doesn't shoot friendly fire he even knows he knows that's how you reload
reload yeah yeah reload you're reloading a lot there you're shooting it's the
two girls the girl
i'm seeing and us and you know who got number one you cheated you cheated you
bought the laser gun
so obviously you'd win it's all teenagers and then this 54 year old yeah yeah
with the laser gun
you got the upgrade and they didn't get it wait wait wait wait wait wait wait
give me all the
there's two things going on here that made me mad
okay okay yes let's let's let's do two things okay things yeah
i cheated yeah okay i cheated i i bought the laser gun could did you guys have
access to the laser gun
i mean the girl i'm saying got the laser guns and she still couldn't win with a
laser gun she took
second okay wait what was the upgrade you had to pay for the laser yeah and
they only gave you two
upgrades i get you you're only allowed to have two laser guns right so i go
what do you want oh i
guess i'll take the handgun you know what i mean i'm like yeah spraying
everywhere no wonder why look
at play the video look at his stance yeah yeah he's got the kids going in yeah
yeah on the left on
the right on the left on the right yeah yeah you guys screaming bumping into
each other is the funniest
part that's the funniest screaming it was only her by the way yeah yeah and
then let's address the
second thing one 54 year old do you think i forgot you don't think i forgot
that comment a 54 year old
yeah okay you know what dude i'm a child okay i i play whimsical games you do
you have a yeah yeah you
like that what did we do yesterday that i set up escape room escape room why do
you like those it was
very fun it was fun such a white person thing i know but i set things up you
mean i'm i'm a guy
that plans did you escape yeah we did escape we did yeah we did out the escape
what who figured out
the escape um the people that worked there
it's like hint hint hint all right we didn't do they told you oh yeah nobody
said bobby wasn't the team
leader yeah actually we did a lot and then the only thing you were doing was
like i think we got to
take a hint yeah