Name: Andrew Santino REFUSES to go to Coachella
Uploaded: 2026-04-03T16:01:29.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Andrew Santino REFUSES to go to Coachella' from Bad Friends Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2026-04-03. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Andrew Santino REFUSES to go to Coachella' from Bad Friends Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2026-04-03. Transcript available.

what are you guys excited about yeah coachella
oh no you're gonna go are you you're not going
tito bob is going with us i had to buy them that is embarrassing we haven't
bought it yet
i haven't bought it yet no we have a big bill i know it's expensive what is how
much is coachella
to go to i don't know anything about it these guys do google what is a regular
coachella ticket
cost right now well right now yeah what is that what do you already know yeah
because they're at
a thousand right now a thousand dollars a person to go to coachella normally
they're 500 i believe
yeah holy that's just a regular admission ticket i went the third year it
existed like if you and i
went just you and i went it'd be free really yeah yeah yeah just you and i but
you just want to go
with just you and i yeah but you said you get it for me for my birthday happy
birthday happy birthday
yeah yeah who's the headliners this year oh i don't give a shit sabrina
yeah justin bieber carol g sabrina carpenter he's opening up a tesla at the tesla
car happy
birthday happy birthday dude yeah okay so wait a minute which weekend are you
going i'm sorry you
justin bieber she's going weekend too so this is the second weekend so you guys
are going to see
sabrina carpenter justin bieber and who's carol g am i out am i gone am i
stupid i don't know who
that is the strokes and interpol carol g is bigger than young thug yes who's
carol g she's like a latina
artist why are they putting all these latino people all over our life do i do
we is she playing
the super bowl next year he's really good carol g do i get interpol and strokes
yeah you yeah because
i we know we know paul from you know love yeah yeah he's like one of the cool
and i love the strokes
so i mean that'll be good for me zoom in you'll be there what does it feel like
to be on the second
night there after bieber go zoom in the second night there what does that feel
like to be yamaguchi last on
the list that would be bad friends if we headline something yeah yeah yeah we'd
be after mahmat
orban yeah and riordan yeah yeah he spits and what a more gen c bad friends and
yamaguchi hello
this is yamaguchi uh are you still coming yeah i don't know why you put me last
no no no you're
first no no no because in in your country don't you read backwards right to
left but still in our country
if you're the last name is the last you know you should go you should go justin
bieber and then
yamaguchi i don't know we'll work on it okay that's crazy that's crazy david
burn this is really good
somber there's some really great stuff yeah royal otis love you guys are gonna
have such a fun time
i'm so happy i won't be there yeah when is it uh april 11th 17th march april
march april april
yeah next month the 17th through the 19th tomorrow oh my god i'm so excited for
you guys you have to
come that's awesome you gotta go we want but we want you to go why because it's
a long drive
it's an absolute nightmare it's a nightmare yeah i would never know i'd
remember that one dude that
one year do you remember that one year so funny i know we talked about it
before you guys got stuck
for like five hours no no no that's not what that what it was was is that i can
i sit tell the story
again oh i remember what is it yeah you you you call you so i could yeah i
called my agents yeah and i
go you know kalilah and the girls want to go to right yeah and they're like yo
i pay for it right
which was a lot by the way ungrateful you guys do the towels tonight you do the
towels tonight all
right you want to go to a in the desert towels tonight dude all of them folded
in a
circular fashion fashion okay so anyway um my agent goes yeah all right i and
you know i pay for it
right and the day of kalilah goes you literally have to be there to pick up the
tickets at the box
office and i go i have to drive four hours into the desert and then drive back
you do and then she's
like yeah and i did that and you found out when you got that that you didn't
have to do that yes
maybe the maybe the best part about all of it you didn't actually i didn't
actually have to do
that but you should go to this because you're gonna have a blast with them and
by the way
yeah i've never gonna go see some great bands interpol is gonna rip i mean
think how many
think there's a lot of bands that you definitely want to see moby okay okay so
here's the thing
this is gonna be the first and last time i go to yeah okay you already went
i've never been yeah i went to pick up the tickets and i go back yeah yeah i
never went
inside i'm gonna go inside yeah yeah i'm telling you right now i don't care if
next year harry styles
is gonna be there i don't give a i ain't going no all right so are you sure
this is the year you
want to go yeah for that weekend with justin bieber i know you're gonna love
justin bieber you're gonna
have so much fun he's not gonna i'm not gonna see justin bieber what do you
mean you're gonna he's
on the main stage i know but i'm not gonna like physically be around him no but
you're gonna be
dancing your little heart out to just i don't know what even sing me a song
baby baby oh yeah i will
be i will be i will be i will be i will be i will be uh and the other one i
like is uh um if you no
no no no no no no no no no oh yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
yeah yeah yeah my mama
don't like you and she likes everyone you're gonna love it there's dude you're
gonna have so much fun
it's like the boat you thought you didn't like the boat you got on the boat you
had so much fun on the
boat you told me i wasn't gonna like the boat i don't like i know but you told
me that i was gonna
have a bad time on the boat i was projecting yeah because i don't want to can i
pitch you the bad
friend's boat ride yeah pitch it okay i'm not gonna catch it but pitch it okay
you're gonna be on a
boat no what is it okay so um we'll all be there the girls too right okay right
we're on a boat okay
on a boat and all of our fans are gonna be there all the fans are gonna be
there yep okay i'm on marty
i'm already shaking pretty good right i'm shaking i think my proposal is good
so far right okay here's
the thing all of our fans are gonna be there yeah on a boat on about yeah all
right you and i will
perform we'll just do two shows in the main stage one show one night one show
the other night if it's
if the if the boat is sunday through thursday we'll do we'll do a monday night
show and a wednesday
night show is that what they usually are sunday to thursday yeah i mean that's
what we did okay
although when we landed we saw chelsea lynn getting on the boat yeah they're
like ours are next oh they
were doing a boat the same book that we were on oh well they just they clean it
so fast flip these
boats they flip them yeah yeah i have a better proposal no no i'm not done with
my proposal we take
how about this okay we take a flight yeah from la yeah to san francisco yeah
our fans can buy tickets
on that plane we'll do a little stand up it'll be a 45 minute flight we'll get
off and that'll be it
no okay okay bad friends air flight okay so and then we get to control the lineups
okay so we'll call
our friends in hey gillis hey you won't do it yeah shane gillis already no no
we'll call shane gillis
you know what you're right i'll call sandler kevin hart yeah yeah guys bill burr
bill burr yeah louie
and i'll go guys we gotta do a boat thing yeah yeah i get nervous on those
things i know but it's a
once in a lifetime opportunity to really see your fans i believe in multiple
lives so i do
and also there's gambling i do love gambling yeah so there was a there's a
casino right and i was
playing black jock all night long it was so so i do love that but is it real
money or is it no it's
real money so you're actually losing money you're losing money on the ball yeah
i lost about three
grand okay yeah yeah but um notable incidents of boat rides uh 2025 carnival
horizon had somebody kill
kill another man man overboard on the uh morella explorer uh so november twice
and august passengers
drowned carnival's new celebration key resort in the bahamas uh all 2025
passenger died aboard the
carnival dream this feels like a lot these are old people though i would hope
so yeah yeah but i don't
know yeah yeah what if our fans are old by the way we want our fans to come on
this boat but you have to
be over 65 to yeah yeah the shows are at 3 30 p.m yeah i'll tell you the
negatives though you'll tell
me the negatives of what i'll tell you the negatives you tell me the negatives
first boat
okay okay all right that's good that's a good name okay that's a really good
negative boat at sea
trap nowhere to go okay very good breaks out sick something breaks how do we
get off this thing
middle of the ocean okay uh pirates what did i just say i love jews oh yeah
yeah what what is what are
the negatives give me the list of the negatives because i already feel it i'm
scared it's uh the
food the food's terrible it's not good yeah it's good yeah what it's cooked on
a boat even like even
the fancy italian restaurant you make up to make a reservation it's it's all of
garden you know what
i mean it's not good you know what i mean and then the teppanyaka you know what
i mean the teppanyaki
wasn't good no alone away yeah yeah um the boat teppanyaki wasn't good and then
there's this thing
where it's a 24-hour free just you know everyone's there buffet buffet right
and those are my favorite
it is terrible it's bad oh my god it is bad well you're not pitching it well to
our fans no those
are the bad those are the bad aspects oh so they can okay yeah the good aspect
good as a great spa
wonderful spa great spa great that the pool right pool's great pool fun yeah
right i have a pool
you have a pool i have a pool too yeah yeah all right you just go to your pool
yeah yeah you go your
a pool yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah