Name: Andrew Santino is DONE Making Comedy Specials!
Uploaded: 2026-04-07T16:01:38.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Andrew Santino is DONE Making Comedy Specials!' from Bad Friends Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2026-04-07. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Andrew Santino is DONE Making Comedy Specials!' from Bad Friends Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2026-04-07. Transcript available.

you know you're the weirdest guy because it's like you'll do a special and then
like
two months later you already have a new 15. yeah i know but but it's you know
but i don't
crushing crushing last night you were crushing no but i knew 15. i don't think
i'll ever do
another special again i really believe that i think i'm done doing them i think
they're fun
but i'm like i think something else is going to happen in the world of stand-up
like i think
something is on the move oh ai well i i i i i that's what i call it my cousin
told me the other
night about they had a meeting he works at apple you know my cousin he said
they had a meeting
about that tom cruise brad pitt they had a they had an internal meeting about
the detriment of that
to the business wow because it went crazy viral you we you know that scene we
showed of the brad
pit yeah that's not yeah i've been watching it people are panicked about it
because it's so good
and so real people are now like freaking out so internally they're like what's
going on what are
we gonna how are we gonna stop this because people at home are gonna start just
making full films
using ai yeah they were saying that netflix the future of netflix someone was
imagining you just
prompt it and then it gives you the movie that you just prompt and let me tell
you something we've
been joking about that for a long time netflix is 100 percent going to do that
there's why would
they not i mean i don't like it but what's going to stop them you talk quick
yeah it's a little too
quick for me i had a couple cups of coffee i was throwing the ball with the dog
and had a couple
cups of coffee and then i spilled coffee all over my pants you're an auction
you should have been an
auctioneer and my dog laughed at me i spilled coffee all over my pants when i
was throwing the ball this morning and she went
yeah you know when the dog when they do some human shit and you're like i don't
laugh that's not
funny yeah and the dog was like just throw the ball man yeah just throw the
ball yeah your dog's the
best i'm throwing the i ran into uh another dog this morning uh a similar
looking dog but a white
version i have a black dog yeah yeah as you know yeah jet black yeah that's his
name jet black
in the white version did he have like a gold chain the white he's a that's what
my black dog said he
was appropriating my walk yeah because the dog was walking with kind of like a
little swagger yeah
that's what i'm saying my dog did not like that yeah because your dog is black
but suburban suburban
black yeah yeah yeah oh my dog is john hello bobby good to see you you would
think they would be like
like what's up but not hello robert yeah yeah he's very proper drink yeah it's
a girl but yeah
she she is yeah yeah yeah yeah 20 20 she went to brown university uh-huh she
went to black university
it's enough it's enough you know what i almost went to go see last night good
luck have fun don't die
or have fun good luck don't die because i saw the trailer and i thought this
looks really good except
it does look amazing except every single trailer now or every new movie is end
of the world so here's
what i propose to bobby lee yes why this is all kind of dystopian scary the
world is over
shit like pluribus all the stuff why don't we make a show where we save the
world it's not ending
we fix it because these are kind of like doomsday film everything is a doomsday
film yeah what's a
boomsday film let's do boomsday with us where there's do is there doomsday
happening in the
movie and we reverse it or i think it's the end so these movies are like the
beginning of doomsday
i think that doomsday is over it's already happened and we fix the world we fix
it yeah like we go
through the steps to fix the world don't you think that's a good idea that's
really good because all
these doomsday films make me sad like this looks awesome but man does it look
sad yeah like he's come
from the future and he's telling all of us it's over so it's about to happen
that's the trailer and
i was like why can't it just be it's all over everything is bad but bobby lee
and adrian santino
have to fix it okay good don't you like that i like that a lot boomsday film
yeah bobby lee and
santine let's do a movie where um all of a sudden this big thick guy from the
future comes chapelle lacy
yeah like chapelle lacy but he's sort of like an ai killing machine oh that
makes sense yeah yeah
and then what happens is uh we have a friend named sarah connor
i'm listening yeah yeah pretty good right yeah so far yeah yeah good name that's
a really really
catchy name what sarah connor yeah really good but she's not the android
machine killing machine
is she human yes wow yeah yeah okay and he goes he has to say i'll be back all
the time
he has to say all the yeah that's his catchphrase yeah i'll be back really good
bob yeah thank you so
much you should write this down yeah wasn't the original catchphrase i will be
right back
isn't that the joke is i will be right back and he changed it yeah and they got
into an argument
about it i'd be caught uh arnie that's not what it you know is that what
happened no the original
line was uh he refused yeah yeah yeah the original is i'll come back and i
guess he he said
a a a machine wouldn't say i'll come back really yeah he said that apparently
he was like well i mean
that's kind of how he talks in real life yeah he probably just misread it five
times and they were
like we'll just keep it i'll be back they're like arnold it's i'll come back he's
like i'll be back
they're like fine we can't do 12 more things he it up every time but it truthfully
apparently
he taught he was saying they got into an argument about it yeah and it became
one of the most iconic
lines in the film but it was jokingly written as i'll come back well that's
kind of powerful what if
i'm the director okay yeah and it's like hey um arnold yeah yeah yeah yeah
because i've never seen
you do your arnold so yeah yeah yeah yeah so uh how good is this movie gonna be
i'll be killing it we're crushing i love i love you listen cameron james aren't
we crushing yeah
all i want to do is lift weights yeah yeah and coming i'm coming yeah yeah oh
we're actually
we're shooting something right now i'm still coming i know i'm coming at the
gym i'm coming
at home i understand but could i just i will be coming i i know but that's my
life you can't
it's um i'll be coming yeah um i'll be coming no the line is all come back no
we gotta go the lights we're losing light okay i'll be coming on your back i
know
i'll come back is the line i'll come all over you all right guys guys get your
and action
i'll be back cut you don't have to make the noise i want to make the sound we're
going to do that
i want to do the sound i understand that but we have i love sounds all right
well you can do this
so we're just gonna go that's not the kind of sounds we're gonna use but anyway
guys and action
i'll be back okay i'll be back
it's it cut i winked to the camera i understand that but uh really where's will
sasso when we
need him that was my favorite the greatest my favorite arnold schwarzenegger
president
yeah king dude i got good news for the crew what we're doing it that's and that's
all i want
i know you know what i'm talking about i really don't we're going to japan oh
we are i got the
sign off we're ready to rock oh i'm gonna be coming from hawaii and i will meet
you guys in japan
well we're doing it in july yeah okay good i'm already halfway there so i said
we're planning
something with a family and i said if i'm halfway there would it be cool if we
just jet to japan
with bad friends my wife was like i think that'd be awesome and i was like this
is perfect it literally
is going to line up perfect really so we got to start booking flights to japan
how long are we going
to be there what do you want to do six days seven days is that that's a long
right yeah that's enough
i mean but do we just want to do tokyo or do we want to go okinawa okinawa oh
that's where mr
miyagi's from okinawa yeah i can't wait so we'll fly into tokyo and then we'll
figure it out we should
take the bullet train that would be fun to go down to kyoto or whatever whoa
and then brad pitt's gonna be
on the train we're gonna fight yeah what's that movie called bullet train yeah
yeah that was a
good movie i can't wait so we're gonna do it we'll start locking it up we'll be
bad friends in japan
we won't do shows or anything it would be cool if we set up some kind of fun
one not even a show but
like a meet and greet meet and greet or something for japanese fans yeah yeah
that'd be kind of fun
to do let's do a meet and greet yeah just like a comic stores yeah like a local
hangout yeah a comic
store yeah i i bet we have some fans in japan don't you think i think we have
about four or five
that's enough for a comic book store yeah yeah why'd you say comic book store
that's exactly where
our fans would be in japan yeah exactly no i'm thinking of logistics for myself
as someone working
and i was like yeah it's a pain for you all right just anywhere coffee shop how
about this
oh you know what they have these massive video game like arcade uh places and
you should play fans
one-on-one in games yes okay that is a great fun yeah yeah right they have
these massive video game
like that oh yeah they have ones where they hold tournaments though that they
hold like weekly
tournaments you can go to i think that would be fun god those buildings are so
cool looking you know
what the wildest shit is every floor is something different too yeah you'll
walk in it'll be like
first floor is a restaurant second floor is like a look at that a shop for
shopping the third one is
a massage place the fourth one is like a you know whatever it's all okay i can't
wait yeah japan
here we come we're going to japan two dollar you touch it by you know two
dollars is this still two
dollars no let's just move on okay it's like new york pizza they raise the
prices it's a dollar 50 now
you