Name: Andrew Santino Was Too Scared to Say Hi to Leonardo DiCaprio
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Andrew Santino Was Too Scared to Say Hi to Leonardo DiCaprio' from Bad Friends Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2026-04-08. Transcript available.

I saw Leo last night go into, no, two nights ago, go into a place.
Leo really? Where?
Look, he looks the same. It's so funny.
He looks the same in real life that he looks on TV.
I was waiting for a car at valet, and he was going into like a secret club.
But he had his hat on low.
Yeah.
And the valet goes, oh, Leo's here.
I was like, well, don't, I wouldn't say that out loud.
Yeah.
Did you go say hi?
Fuck no.
Why not?
He doesn't know me.
You're a part of that.
No, no, he went into his club thing.
It was like a private club.
What do you mean? I'm not, what?
What are you talking about?
Yeah.
Leo would be like, get away, get away.
But he was wearing his hat real low, like he does.
It's kind of wild, dude.
I love that.
I can't believe he still lives in LA.
That was my first thought.
Why would he live here anymore?
Because he's a 90s dude.
He's still, yeah, he's like you.
He still has Hollywood dreams.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I mean, give me a city that's better.
No, I mean, for a guy like him, where everywhere you go is a thing, he could
hide out somewhere.
He could go to like Montana and just live, you know.
Oh, that's what, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I can have a ranch or something.
A lot of those guys, they disappear.
They go somewhere where nobody bothers them.
Yeah, Robert Duvall died.
What did you do?
You know, luckily for the first time, we didn't call out any of these deaths.
Thank God.
Yeah.
I did, we did mention Catherine O'Hara, sadly, rest in peace.
He was 95 though.
But you know who died today?
The triple, it was Catherine O'Hara, Robert Duvall, and today, Jesse died.
Oh, Jesse Jackson, that's right.
Oh, that's right, Jesse Jackson.
Jesse Jackson died this morning, the Reverend.
Wow.
R.I.P. Chicago legend.
Yeah.
Died in Chicago, not from Chicago, died in Chicago.
Shout out Jesse Jackson, Black History Month, no less.
God, what a legend.
Remember the single tear he did when Barack won?
Zoom in on that face.
Look at that face.
That does look like the Cosby, like, boom, boom, boom.
Yeah.
When Cosby was doing pudding.
Yeah.
He's got that, like, I'm up to something.
Yeah.
You got fish eyes too.
Yeah, he does have fishy eyes.
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah.
Wow.
Yeah, no.
Perfect circle head.
Is Dolly Parton alive?
Yeah, she's still alive, yeah.
Because I saw her on a billboard on the way here, and I had that thought,
should I mention it?
Because maybe, because how old is she now?
We can test the fate.
I don't like that.
I don't want her to pass away.
80, yeah.
Oh, it's a good bet though.
I know.
We should have a bad friend's death poll here where you can bet, the fans can
bet with us on who's going to die next.
I don't want her to die.
I'm saying that, but I saw her on a billboard and I thought, I don't know if
she's alive or not.
You know, if she died, you know what would die like two days after her?
Her titties.
They stay alive for two days.
They do?
Pretty good.
Yeah.
They're big, guys.
They're their own organism now.
They're huge.
Yeah.
Are they real?
They're real, right?
Yeah.
Come on, brother.
What?
You think an 80-year-old has tits up to her chin?
No, I don't think she's got breast surgery.
Look it up.
You're out of your mind.
No, those are real.
No, they're not.
It's like, I don't even have to Google it, but I will because I want you to
Google it.
I want you to Google it.
Yeah, yeah.
She talks very openly.
My bet is no.
My bet is everyone lets it consensus.
Yes.
Yeah, yes.
I bet you all the money you have.
How about you?
Yes?
McCown?
They're fake?
Yeah.
No, they're real.
Go ahead.
Google it.
Deli Parton's breasts are not natural.
Fuck!
Breast orientation lifts to advance her signature look.
They're real expensive and they're real mine.
Let me tell you something, honey.
They're real nice.
They're real fun to suck on.
Wow, that's disappointing.
She's always been fun on talk shows about it.
She's a good actress too.
She's the shit.
Dolly Parton's the shit.
Was she in Steel Magnolias?
Is that the movie she was in?
Yeah.
Do you like that movie?
It was good.
I love that movie.
I haven't seen it in a long time.
Yeah, yeah.
I love Steel Magnolias.
Is she on Raya?
Have you seen her on Raya?
Yeah.
Would you have?
I wouldn't even swipe for her.
Why?
Just the, it's just.
Where would you take Dolly Parton?
That's just like, where do you go?
You know what I mean?
I don't know any barbecue shops really or.
Shop?
You're going to take me to a barbecue shop?
You sweet little noodle you.
Come on baby, let's go to a barbecue shop.
Yeah, like I don't know.
I don't know cowboy stores.
You know what I mean?
I don't know any of that.
Y'all won't believe it.
Bobby Lee was knobbing on my knobs.
He was slapping on my knobs the other day.
Yeah.
She's still.
I just don't know where to take her.
She's still pretty sexy.
Yeah.
How old is Sally Field now?
Also old.
79.
Wow.
Still a babe though.
Yeah.
After all these years.
Legend.
You know why these women are still babes?
Like her.
Because she just, she didn't fuck with her face.
Yeah, Julia Roberts doesn't fuck with her face.
That's why she looks so pretty.
Yeah, 58.
50, 60 years old.
She's a, that's a, she's a mega babe.
It's amazing.
Dylan McDermott.
Dylan McDermott.
Dylan McDermott.
What's this about?
You like him?
He's 64.
He's 64 and he looks great.
You like this?
Yeah.
Yeah.
You like him?
I like, you know what?
I do like him more than Sally Field.
I would fuck him more.
You're off your head.
Yeah.
Sally Field is a legend.
Dylan McDermott.
He's not a legend.
His looks are compared to.
Bradley Cooper just did something weird to his face.
He did.
I saw that on that thing.
I know.
Jules.
Carlos, Google the movie Cocoon.
The cast.
I love that movie.
I love that movie too.
What a crazy movie.
I've saw that before.
I was supposed to.
Look at the cast.
Zoom in.
Can you zoom in at the cast?
Wilford Brimley.
Wilford Brimley when he did Cocoon.
How old was he when he did Cocoon?
He's looked the same.
Yeah, yeah.
How old was he when he did Cocoon?
He was 49.
He was 50 years old.
Dude.
Like you right now.
I know.
Isn't that insane?
I'm 54.
I'm five, six years older than him.
Yeah, but you could.
This means you could have a resurgent.
I know, but he was in a fucking, you know what I mean?
Nursing home in the movie.
Actors did look so much older.
Why did he look so old?
Everybody looked older.
Everybody looked older back then because nobody took care of himself.
He's probably ripping two packs a day, drinking every night.
There's no like Korean.
They probably didn't know about Korean facial creams or whatever.
Look at that.
That's Paul Rudd at 52 and Wilford Brimley at 52.
Isn't that insane?
That's, that looks like his son.
Yeah.
Grandson even.
Yeah, this is, this is because no one cared back then.
It's unbelievable.
You didn't need to take care of yourself.
It didn't matter.
In fact, you probably got more roles when you got older, looking older because
they needed
older people in movies.
Yeah, but if, okay, so in 2026, if he was like 58, he'd look different, you
think?
What, what, what, what could he do to look more hipster?
He's got Balenciaga on.
Hell yeah.
Right.
Are you shopping at Gucci?
He's got a Gucci slide.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I mean, what could he do?
I'm sure there's a fix.
Yeah.
Look at, look at you.
You don't look 54.
Most people on the internet think we're the same age.
I know, but in the 50s, I think I would look still the same, like the way I
look now.
You don't think I would?
No chance.
You would be an old Korean man in the 50s.
Really?
An old Hagerty Korean man in the 50s.
What?
Well, you wouldn't be in the business, first of all.
Yeah, but what do I do different now that would, what do you mean?
What do you mean?
Were there any Korean actors in the 50s?
No, no, no.
I mean, that's what I'm saying.
You wouldn't have been in.
Yeah.
There had to have been maybe one.
Who was that?
Yeah, it was tough.
Oh, there you go.
Key actors in the 50s, South Korean film industry, because you have your own
independent
film industry.
Yeah.
Barry Wood.
I'd have to go back to Korea to work, I think.
Yeah, but look at that.
They look pretty.
Yeah.
But they're all very young, I bet.
They're all probably 19 to 25.
They were very young back then.
Yep.
Like in that guy on the right, playing 40, but he's 20.
Yeah.
That's what they did back then.
You'd play much older as a younger person.
Yeah.
I mean, Judy Garland was 16 in Wizard of Oz, right?
Or 15 or something.
And they made her pretend, they put her in that film as if she's a young woman,
but she's
a high schooler.
Yeah.
Wow.
Crazy.
Crazy times.
What a great movie.
Wizard of Oz.
Honestly.
Honestly.
Yeah.
No.
I mean, for the time.
Yeah.
What don't you like about Wizard of Oz?
I don't like that when they get to the wizard.
Oh, here we go.
He's just a little weak man behind a curtain.
Yeah.
I understand the message, but I want him to be more badass.
You're Arnold Schwarzenegger.
Yeah.
You came back.
You followed the road.
You followed the road.
How did you find me?
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