Name: Bobby Lee CANNOT Stop Popping THESE PILLS!
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bobby Lee CANNOT Stop Popping THESE PILLS!' from Bad Friends Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2026-04-10. Transcript available.

Are you dating?
What's going on?
Yeah, I'm engaged.
Yeah.
I'm engaged, yeah.
Thanks.
Amazing, amazing.
Thank you so much.
And guess who's gonna be the flower girl?
Wee!
Bobby.
You would be such a cute flower girl.
Oh my gosh.
I would be the best.
A little sundress.
I would literally do it.
Just floating down the bottom.
Yeah, yeah.
I would literally do it.
You with the flower.
I mean, you'd make it such a show.
Yeah.
Do you have a date already or no?
September, yes.
Labor Day weekend.
9/11.
I made 9/11, wow.
September 11.
It's a good time to do it.
Love is in the air.
Never forget.
Did you instantly, when you met her,
did you instantly know she's the one
or did it take time?
She's pretty, yeah, pretty special from the beginning.
He's looking for love is why he's so inquisitive
because we're trying to find him love again
because he's really, he wants it back.
Let's get down to brass tacks, probably.
I'm dating somebody.
Oh, how's that going on?
How did you guys meet?
Yeah, yeah.
We're at the comedy store, but I'm, you know-
Yeah, but I'm not, I'm saying-
Is she a comic?
No.
You're dating someone, but I'm saying like,
you want marriage now.
You're ready.
Yeah.
Yeah, you're ready to go.
He's beautiful.
Yeah.
He wants it.
I think I'm ready.
Yeah.
Yeah.
But, um-
What makes you know you're ready?
He's 54.
Oh, okay.
Wow.
Holy shit.
I'm about to die.
That's how I know.
My God.
Yeah.
We just bought his plot of land to bury him in,
so we figured we get that done, then we get a headstone,
then we get married.
On the plot of land.
Yeah.
Save a little.
I've been taking a lot of these lately.
Yeah.
That's a plug for the show.
No, but this is real.
Last night, I go bring the more blue.
The funniest thing is we do do blue chew reads for the show,
but Bobby eats the bags.
He rips through them and then we don't have them to do the reads
because he's like, they're at the house.
He's popping them like.
Oh my God.
No, no, no.
It's just like, because I'm on Lexapro,
you cannot get even erect.
Not at all.
At all.
So the Lexapro and the blue chew are just fighting.
Yeah, they're fighting each other.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Who wins?
That's the commercial.
Blue chew wins every time, baby.
That is a great commercial.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I need it.
You do.
Really, it works though.
Coming is hard.
Okay.
Coming is hard.
But without the Lexapro, you're fine.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I'm coming.
I'm coming at the gym.
I'm coming at home.
You've seen that, right?
Arnold, God, it's the best.
Wait, but without the Lexapro, you are fine.
If I wasn't on it, no, yeah, I'd be fine.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
But you feel so much better on Lex.
It's really astounding how it just affects your sex drive.
What are they called? SSRIs?
Oh, like whole drive.
I think the whole drive.
Even now, it's like, last night I was at the comedy show.
We were at the show.
Yeah.
And I was going in the back and there was a really cute girl
and she grabbed my wrist.
Hmm.
And she's like, where are you going?
Right?
And they're like, I'm going home.
I think that's the Lexapro talking.
To take my.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Like I didn't even.
Because normally what I would do is I'd wait for the whole show to end.
Yeah.
Then I'd position myself, smoke a cigarette outside of the main room door.
I know what you do.
Yeah.
And then you grab them and go, what's up?
You have fun?
Right.
But I didn't even do that.
I did this and I went home.
But then if you did this and then you got in your car, popped a blue chew, then
you're
like, I'm going to have a chat with that lady.
Yeah.
Then I have to drive back.
Yeah.
You got to go back.
I think that's something that ball players can't do.
Like you can't wait outside of the stadium, have a cigarette.
No, I usually don't.
Yeah.
But you know, guys will use the bench attendance, the locker room attendance.
Ah.
They sit out there on the court during the game.
Yeah.
And they'll use the.
Oh, really?
They'll do that?
Go talk to that girl for me.
Yeah.
They sent them over.
That's great.
Yeah.
Except I would take the girls from the players.
Mmm.
Okay.
Player.
I'll see you.
I'll do half and half.
What do you.
What do you.
You said no, man.
You said.
Exactly.
You're saying.
Yeah.
If you're an assistant at an NBA game, you would get a girl over Blake Griffin.
Yeah.
If he was pointing at a girl, I'd be like, hey, Blake, you know, he's got some
other girls
tonight, but you roll with me.
You know, maybe we'll see him at 3:00 a.m.
4:00 a.m.
Yeah.
Same when I do with Bob.
That is exactly.
That is precisely.
I'm joking.
No, no.
I let it go.
I let it go.
No, that is legitimately true.
It's the ketamine talking.
The ketamine.
Yeah.
Are you guys doing ketamine?
No, I'm not on ketamine.
Yeah.
He's on ketamine Saturday night.
He was on this weekend.
He's going to be in timeout because he's supposed to be sober, but not
happening, I guess.
Okay.
And they go to the gay nightclubs and they party all night.
We don't have to tell Blake about the gay party.
No, Blake likes to hear that kind of stuff.
No, I love.
I love.
Are you kidding me?
Come on.
You would kill it at the Abbey.
Thanks, man.
Make that part of your speech.
I would have killed it at the Abbey.
Just letting you guys know.
Blake, who's the most famous person that's been courtside when you were playing?
Oh my gosh.
Would anybody make you nervous?
Yeah.
Does it make you nervous?
Never.
Basketball.
I've literally been able to dribble ball since I could walk.
Right.
It's like the one thing.
Secondhand.
Well, I'm saying you see someone famous in a crowd at a show.
You're not, it's awesome.
You're not, you're like stoked.
Yeah, I don't care.
You're not nervous.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I don't know.
It depends on who like you've, like seeing Denzel or Jack Nicholson or, um.
Barack Obama.
Does Jack even watch the game?
Barack Obama.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Barack.
I'm still, I've never played for Barack, but Barack was there.
You don't know Barack?
Dude.
There was a game.
Look this up.
Look up, look up N64, Turok.
T-U-R-O-K.
Turok Obama is the game I'm gonna put out.
Where Barack Obama's just fighting dinosaurs.
Turok Obama.
Taking back.
Okay.
That's for, that's Turok Obama.
That's why he's so staunch on the fossil fuels.
That's exactly right, dude.
So you don't get intimidated if Barack or something was in the sideline.
I'm, can you, I need you to say it.
I don't know how to say it.
I refuse to say it right.
No, no, he's saying it right.
Yeah, yeah.
Barack.
Barack Obama.
Barack.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
You wouldn't get nervous.
Like they go, Barack's here.
Not nervous.
I'd be like, wow, that's really cool.
Yeah.
The guy was in office for fucking almost a decade and it's Barack to him.
Never once did you hear the news and go Barack.
And you're like, nah, I think it's Barack.
Yeah.
I know it's Barack.
They were saying that on Fox news.
Yeah, they were.
I was just out of himself as a Fox news guy.
Big time.
Turning point.
Damn it, Barack.
Turning point, guy.
Hussein Obama.
Yeah.
How was the.
Show me his papers.
Was he even born here?
Show me.
How was the Kid Rock concert, by the way?
It was really good.
So good.
We were there.
Yeah.
Yeah, we went.
Drink my beer, kiss my frogs.
The fish.
I love that.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Meanwhile, I was listening to Bad Booney.
Yeah.
Amazing performance.
Bad Booney.
Yeah, it was great.
What a great performance.
I mean, I.
It was, it was, it was insane.
Flawless.
It was insane.
It was insane.
I didn't understand one word he said.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I don't care.
I.
I put up a Google transit on TV.
I.
I was like, fuck, I'm in.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Let's go.
Yeah.
More Booney.
Nancy's from Spain.
So he really got that.
That really tickled you, didn't it?
Yeah.
It's not deep.
It's not deep.
Oh, wow.
I just picked up on the accent.
Yeah.
Thank you.
He's working hard to cover it up.
Yeah.
Oh, don't cover up your.
No, no, no, no.
Okay.
Thank you.
I won't do it anymore.
Okay.
That was actually surprisingly easy to convince you.
Yeah.
He's an American citizen now.
So he's safe.
He's safe in here with us.
Oh.
Yeah.
Sorry.
That was a big deal for us for a while.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
We got him in.
And you're all good, obviously.
You say that.
I mean, we don't really know.
Yeah.
Maybe I should call it like a president or something.
Did you ever want to fight someone in the crowd?
Did you ever want to?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Nobody famous really.
But you did want to fight a random fan.
I did want to fight a random fan.
I mean, the malice at the palace is one of the greatest things that ever
happened.
That throwing the water on that guy.
You know who that is?
Who?
Will Meldman.
Wait, that's Will?
Yeah.
Oh.
Oh, that's crazy.
Yeah.
So it was a bit.
It was a bit.
God, I never knew that's who that was.
Yeah.
Will Meldman right there in the yellow shirt.
I'm a Warriors fan.
I badly wanted it to be someone you didn't know.
Yeah.
Because it was a great bit.
He threw water.
He reenacted it like a year, like right after the playoffs.
Oh, you did?
Yeah.
He threw water on a guy in a Warriors shirt as a bit.
By accident.
Yeah, it was an accident.
By accident.
That's funny that that was Will.
I couldn't even tell with the hat on.
You've never done that.
You've never thrown something at a fan.
Have you ever had something thrown at you?
I've kicked somebody.
Who'd you kick?
Oh.
They turned around, I kicked him on the back.
Why?
What?
As a joke, but I think I did too hard.
It hurt.
I go, get the fuck out of here.
How often do you guys like kicking out hecklers?
Not as much anymore.
Not as much.
The store is pretty good about it.
Especially now.
That's Bobby.
Oh yeah, that's one of my moves.
Bobby would be Draymond Green.
Yeah.
100%.
I'd be Rodman.
No.
Why not?
I'm good defensively.
In the dress.
Don't get defensive, dude.
Okay.
Yeah, you're Rodman.
Yeah, you're Rodman when he got married.
I'd be wild.
That's Bobby Lee.
Yeah, I'd be wild.
Yeah.
Which basketball player would I be if I was a famous ball player?
Oh shit, that's a good one.
Steph Curry.
That's a huge compliment.
Yeah, that was-
No, Stephen Kerr?
Steve Kerr.
Steve Kerr.
Yeah.
Is that who you meant when you said Steph Curry?
Yes, I did.
I did.
I did.
I did.
Steve Kerr.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
That is 100% who I would be.
I think that's who you-
Absolutely.
Hey man, that guy's a dog.
What about me?
I'd be Yao Ming?
No.
I'm Yao Ming.
Jeremy Lin.
Oh, Jeremy Lin I would be.
Yeah.
Wow.
Who is the-
Was there ever a short Asian ball player that made it?
Never.
Like made it, made it?
Yeah.
Honestly, Jeremy had a nice run for him.
What was Jeremy?
Jeremy's only 6'3", something like that?
6'2".
Oh, you're talking about shorter.
Oh, Yuki Kawamura was 5'8".
Japanese point guard.
Yeah.
He plays for Memphis right now.
Yeah, he still plays, yeah.
Yeah.
Wow, Yuki Kawamura, 5'8".
He's good.
That could be you.
Yeah.
Is he good or-
What?
He's a good player.
Yeah, yeah.
But he's not the first guy you would sign.
Well, his stats-
No, no, no.
He's not.
At the draft.
Well, I mean, yeah, some people.
Yeah.
He's not the first round draft.
You keep going to the Bulls.
Can you imagine what this did for Japan?
I mean, they probably lost their mind when he got drafted.
Yeah.
Well, by the way, Rui Hachimura.
Oh, Hachimura, he's half, right?
He's half Japanese.
No.
And he's really good.
He's a Laker.
He's great.
Yeah.
He's like 6'9", 6'8", 6'9".
He's the fucking man.
Yeah.
He's Asian?
Really nice guy too.
But here's the problem, Blake.
Zoom in.
Yeah.
Zoom in.
Here's the problem.
Enhance.
What's the other half?
Just spinning.