Name: Andrew Santino COMPLETELY IGNORED Bobby Lee at the Comedy Store
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Andrew Santino COMPLETELY IGNORED Bobby Lee at the Comedy Store' from Bad Friends Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2026-04-14. Transcript available.

- At the comedy store last night.
- Yeah, at the comedic store.
- Already, dude.
- We were out there selling jokes.
- Already, dude, already, dude.
- I'm just you from last week.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah, already, dude, already.
- I'm you from last week.
- Yeah, I'm you from three years ago, dude.
- That doesn't make it, that makes sense.
- I'm so sorry, dude.
- What's up, okay, tell the story.
- There is no story, dude.
- What's the story?
- I just, I don't know.
- What's the story, Moaning Glory?
- This?
- Nothing, dude.
- What's up, what happened last night?
- You're a little rude.
- What did I do?
- I'm at the comedy store, I'm watching your set.
Great set.
- Terrible set, it was not a good set.
I was meandering through poop last night.
Sebastian gave me a great intro.
- I don't think I brought this guy on stage before.
- Yeah, he has.
- A fellow Chicagoan, ladies and gentlemen.
He's got an Italian lesson, but he doesn't look Italian.
- Yeah.
- It was such a good intro.
He killed harder in an intro than I did on
any of my shit jokes.
He'd crushed it.
- I thought you did good.
- And I went up there and just .
That's all I did.
- Okay.
- For 15 minutes.
- I'm in the hallway.
- Fart, crap, poop.
- Oh, 'cause then that was the reason.
- And then he's in the hallway.
I can see him.
I can see just a little dumpling resting in the window of the hallway.
And I walk down and this is what he's doing.
This is what he's doing.
Leaning against the wall going.
- You know what that's called?
- What do you want my reaction to be?
- Do you know?
- Okay.
- Okay.
- Okay.
- What would you want?
I ate it on stage.
- I didn't know.
- Then you're leaning against the wall going.
- Okay.
I didn't know.
- Imagine the level.
Imagine the level of condescension with.
Okay, so what would anybody's reaction be to that?
- All right.
Okay.
So I didn't know.
Let's backtrack a little bit.
I didn't see your set.
Okay, okay.
I didn't see your set.
- Stone faced.
- I didn't see your set.
I showed up, right?
I'm in the hallway.
I'm watching him, right?
Toward the end, right?
So I have no idea what he did, what the crowd is like and whatnot.
I hadn't even gotten into the room.
Okay.
See, he walks out and just as a joke, I go, right?
He walks right past me.
It says nothing, right?
Goes to the kitchen.
- That's right.
- Right?
Slips out the bag.
- To the valet.
- Yeah, to the valet.
Without acknowledging my presence.
- And then Bobby runs up to me.
This is icing on the cake.
Everyone's in agreeance with me, by the way.
- Okay.
- But this is icing on the cake.
After the condescending clap,
then he chases me in the parking lot and he goes,
you're not going to say hi to me.
You're not going to say hi to me.
And I said, I got to go home.
And then he goes, we're business partners.
- I did say that.
- We're business partners.
- Yes, we are.
We are not business.
Oh, we're not business partners.
- We're not friends.
- Okay, exactly.
- We're not friends.
- We are.
- I guess not.
Because I would have led with-
- Two things can be true.
- Say hi to my friend.
- I guess I'll say hi to my friend.
- Why couldn't you say hi to your friend?
- We're business partners.
- Why couldn't you say hi to my-
- Like it's a law firm.
- Okay, it's Santino and Lee.
Not Lee and Santino.
Law firm.
- The boss is here.
- The boss is here.
You're the boss, dude.
Okay.
I was your intern.
You moved me up as a fucking-
- I'm the only boss.
I'm the only boss that gets paid the same as his employee.
I'm the only boss on earth where the employee is matched to the CEO.
- Anyway, I grabbed your wrist.
- You did, I didn't-
- No, because you were trying to leave.
- I was trying to get in my car and go home.
- I know, because you're not gonna,
I'll tell you what's not gonna happen here, bud.
Okay, what's not gonna happen here, bud,
is us being in an environment where you're just gonna not acknowledge my
presence.
That's what's not gonna happen.
- See, this fame is going to his head.
I told you, Andres, when I called you last night,
I said, I think he's getting too famous.
- Oh my God, dude.
Is he gaslighting me, dude?
- What?
You're getting too famous.
A lot of people have been telling us-
- Okay, so-
- Grabbing a friend's wrist is generally considered crossing a physical
boundary,
particularly if it's done without consent, forcefully,
or to your boss, particularly to your boss.
- Okay.
Boss man, I'm sorry I grabbed a wrist.
- I had a bad couple of sets.
- I did not know that information.
- I'm running through new shit all this week.
Some nights are good.
Some nights are tough.
But I'm trudging through the mud.
And then the clap in the hallway.
- Yeah.
- It was like a Seinfeld episode.
He did the clap.
He did the clap.
He did the clap.
- Ah, I did not know.
So now I have further context of the situation.
- Yeah.
- And you had every right to not say hi to him.
- I love you.
Thank you.
Good to see you.
- But I'm going to grab your wrist from now on.
- I mean, you're going to get hurt if you do that.
You're going to-
- Yeah.
- A slow clap is widely considered a condescending,
sarcastic, or ironic gesture.
Everyone in the world.
In Africa.
- All right.
- They know.
- Yeah, they know?
- Yeah.
- Oh, oh, oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
- They know.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- They know.
- Yeah, okay.
- So it was condescending.
- A guy has a cricket stick.
What's going on here?
What's the contact?
He missed?
- He has a cricket stick.
Yes, he missed.
- Okay.
He missed and slow clap.
Okay, good.
- So, they play cricket in Africa?
- All over the world.
- Okay, good, good.
- Cricket is a universal sport.
- Thank you so much, right?
I want to be-
- No, I just had a terrible set.
I was-
- I did not know that.
- I was slumming in the bums.
- Yeah, yeah.
- I was bumming in the slums.
- Yeah, so I grabbed your wrist.
I said, you know, say hi.
And I understand why you reacted the way you did,
and I apologize.
- Thank you, I love you.
- Yeah, I love you too.
- And I'm sorry for ignoring you in the hallway,
but the slow clap got me good.
- All right, all right.
- All the way home.
- Yeah, yeah.
- No music.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
- And all I can hear is-
- Yeah, okay.
- Looping through my head.
- Okay, okay.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
- Anyway, can I just throw another fact in there then?
- Give me-
- If I may, yeah.
- Please.
- I killed.
But anyway, let's move on.
I had a really good set, but-
- I know you did.
- No, because I'm doing old shit.
- Yeah.
- Yeah.
- But not for long.
- Okay, not for long.
- Because the Finally Tour is on sale right now,
so please go to Bobby Lee.
- Okay, very good.
- Go to BobbyLee.live.
- Thank you, thank you.
- And please go see my best friend,
my business partner, as he refers to it.
I would have said friend first.
I consider you my friend first.
One of my closest friends.
- Yeah, I agree.
- And we do a job together.
- Yeah.
- But I wouldn't do this if we weren't friends.
- I understand that, but we are also business partners.
- We are.
- Yes.
- But you're my friend first.
I care about you more than this.
- Okay, yeah, and I would agree with that.
- Because otherwise, if we're just two guys doing a show
who aren't friends, then it's just two bears, one cave.
- Keep that in, that's true.
- I'm kidding.
- I'm kidding!
- They love each other.
- Gee, many Christmas.
- They're Keela or whatever.
- Go buy their tequila.
- Are we not allowed to make jokes anymore with anybody?
- We can, we can, we can.
- Is everyone sensitive?
- Yeah, they're very sensitive.
- I love that fucking shirt and your hair looks good.
You're touching a lot of the buttons right now.
- Well, I'll tell you why, because I quit smoking as well.
- No, you didn't.
- Yeah, this is day two.
- Dude, did you really?
- Yeah, day two.
- Day two.
- Yeah.
- And how do you feel?
- Pretty good.
- Well, I'll tell you why I did it.
And I'm not a scientist, as you know.
- I don't know.
- I don't know.
Some people think.
- Is it general health and wellbeing?
- Yeah.
- Are you coughing at night?
- No, what happened was I was smoking a cigarette
and I had a loogie.
You know what I mean?
- Yeah.
- As one does, right?
And in my sink, I just went and I just spit in the sink.
- Inside your house?
- In the sink.
- Right, right, right.
- My sink isn't in my backyard.
- Were you smoking?
- Yeah, yeah.
- No, it's that, what?
- You have an outdoor sink.
You have many outdoor sinks.
- I do have outdoor sinks.
- Okay, all right.
- Wait a minute.
I thought you were smoking in this.
- No, I was smoking in the house.
I smoked a cigarette outside.
I went inside, right?
I did loogie, right?
- Got it, that's fine.
- Right, and then I just let it sit there.
Science.
Remember the science?
- Okay, look.
- I'm a scientist.
- You're the scientist.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
- That's right.
- Yeah, and it dried.
- It does, yeah.
- As one does.
- It should, yeah.
- It's called elements.
You know what I mean?
- I told you he was a scientist.
This is good.
So the elements caused it to dry.
Yes.
So elementary elements caused them to dry.
- Right.
- So they dried.
- They call it air.
- Air?
- Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
- Learning.
- You're learning.
- You're learning.
- You're learning.
- So the loogie dried in the sink.
- Right.
- And then.
- You want to know about geopolitics too?
I'm really.
- Not interested.
- Okay, okay.
Anyway.
And it looked like, it looked like tar.
- Yes.
- After it dried.
- Because of, yes.
- Because of the smoking.
- Right.
- Right?
And then because Remy had died, right?
- Death was on my mind, right?
And I made the connection between the tar loogie
that dried through elements, through air and whatnot.
Okay?
- Yeah.
- And the death of my dog made me go, I'm done.
- That's good.
- Yeah, yeah.
So I'm a little anxious.
I told the boys before, I don't know if I could do this today.
I have, you know, very filled with anxiety.
And, you know, I don't know much.
I don't know what I'm going to talk about, but, you know,
but we're here.
- Well, you're cold turkey-ing.
Why don't you just supplement it?
- I'm like sweating.
- Why don't you do just the smaller doses of nicotine
to get you off in general?
Oh, you're still doing it, right?
- Yeah, I'm doing it.
- I know.
- Of course you're doing it.
- Yeah, I am.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- Yeah, but I mean, I'm not.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- I got it.
- Yeah, but it's, yeah, there's a lot of anxiety here.
- But it's okay.
- Going on.
- But you have to stop.
Not to be dark.
- Because you've also mentioned a lot.
You're still smoking.
You're still smoking.
- Yes.
- You got to stop smoking.
- I have said it a lot.
- Yeah, do you know why you said that?
Not because we're business partners.
Because we're friends.
- Yeah, I do care about the business of it all.
No, no, I do care about you a lot, tremendously.
And if I'm being honest,
and I know this is not going to be a funny part of the show,
but I don't care.
- Yeah, yeah.
- My biological father is perpetually sick
because he smoked for like 45 years.
- Mmm.
- I mean, he's got.
- Did he quit?
- He did, dude.
- When?
- Oh, gotta be 15, 20 years ago.
- I quit, I'll keep smoking then, I'm fucked.
- No, no, no, no.
- The consequences are already in play.
- No, you can lessen how bad it is,
because your body is, your lungs are incredible.
They clear out very quickly.
- Oh.
- But if you smoke up into your like 60s,
you're in deep shit.
- Oh, right, you're in deep shit, yeah, yeah.
- So if you quit now, the lungs are amazing.
They clean out at such a rapid rate.
- But Keith Richards has always been my bar.
- Yeah.
- You know what I mean?
Because, you know, there's a legendary story
where you smoke like two packs of Marlboro Reds a day.
- Bring me a photo of Keith Richards today.
- Yeah.
- Without makeup.
- Yeah.
- Without his makeup and hair done.
- Yeah, yeah.
- So you go to the first photo.
Yeah, there you go.
That's what you want to look like?
He's 42.
- No, yeah.
- Him and I are the same age.
- But my point though, he's alive though.
- He's barely alive.
- I know, but in my mind, I was like, oh, Keith.
- There it is.
- Oh, there it is.
That's the photo.
- That's what he looks like.
- That's what he looks like.
Yeah, that's--
- On the left.
- On the left.
- And by the way, yes, he is alive, Bobby.
He's an A, an anomaly.
And B, and B, if you know nothing about this show,
once we speak of this on this show,
- Yeah.
- He will be dead soon.
- Woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo.

Andrew Santino COMPLETELY IGNORED Bobby Lee at the Comedy Store

- At the comedy store last night.
- Yeah, at the comedic store.
- Already, dude.
- We were out there selling jokes.
- Already, dude, already, dude.
- I'm just you from last week.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah, already, dude, already.
- I'm you from last week.
- Yeah, I'm you from three years ago, dude.
- That doesn't make it, that makes sense.
- I'm so sorry, dude.
- What's up, okay, tell the story.
- There is no story, dude.
- What's the story?
- I just, I don't know.
- What's the story, Moaning Glory?
- This?
- Nothing, dude.
- What's up, what happened last night?
- You're a little rude.
- What did I do?
- I'm at the comedy store, I'm watching your set.
Great set.
- Terrible set, it was not a good set.
I was meandering through poop last night.
Sebastian gave me a great intro.
- I don't think I brought this guy on stage before.
- Yeah, he has.
- A fellow Chicagoan, ladies and gentlemen.
He's got an Italian lesson, but he doesn't look Italian.
- Yeah.
- It was such a good intro.
He killed harder in an intro than I did on
any of my shit jokes.
He'd crushed it.
- I thought you did good.
- And I went up there and just .
That's all I did.
- Okay.
- For 15 minutes.
- I'm in the hallway.
- Fart, crap, poop.
- Oh, 'cause then that was the reason.
- And then he's in the hallway.
I can see him.
I can see just a little dumpling resting in the window of the hallway.
And I walk down and this is what he's doing.
This is what he's doing.
Leaning against the wall going.
- You know what that's called?
- What do you want my reaction to be?
- Do you know?
- Okay.
- Okay.
- Okay.
- What would you want?
I ate it on stage.
- I didn't know.
- Then you're leaning against the wall going.
- Okay.
I didn't know.
- Imagine the level.
Imagine the level of condescension with.
Okay, so what would anybody's reaction be to that?
- All right.
Okay.
So I didn't know.
Let's backtrack a little bit.
I didn't see your set.
Okay, okay.
I didn't see your set.
- Stone faced.
- I didn't see your set.
I showed up, right?
I'm in the hallway.
I'm watching him, right?
Toward the end, right?
So I have no idea what he did, what the crowd is like and whatnot.
I hadn't even gotten into the room.
Okay.
See, he walks out and just as a joke, I go, right?
He walks right past me.
It says nothing, right?
Goes to the kitchen.
- That's right.
- Right?
Slips out the bag.
- To the valet.
- Yeah, to the valet.
Without acknowledging my presence.
- And then Bobby runs up to me.
This is icing on the cake.
Everyone's in agreeance with me, by the way.
- Okay.
- But this is icing on the cake.
After the condescending clap,
then he chases me in the parking lot and he goes,
you're not going to say hi to me.
You're not going to say hi to me.
And I said, I got to go home.
And then he goes, we're business partners.
- I did say that.
- We're business partners.
- Yes, we are.
We are not business.
Oh, we're not business partners.
- We're not friends.
- Okay, exactly.
- We're not friends.
- We are.
- I guess not.
Because I would have led with-
- Two things can be true.
- Say hi to my friend.
- I guess I'll say hi to my friend.
- Why couldn't you say hi to your friend?
- We're business partners.
- Why couldn't you say hi to my-
- Like it's a law firm.
- Okay, it's Santino and Lee.
Not Lee and Santino.
Law firm.
- The boss is here.
- The boss is here.
You're the boss, dude.
Okay.
I was your intern.
You moved me up as a fucking-
- I'm the only boss.
I'm the only boss that gets paid the same as his employee.
I'm the only boss on earth where the employee is matched to the CEO.
- Anyway, I grabbed your wrist.
- You did, I didn't-
- No, because you were trying to leave.
- I was trying to get in my car and go home.
- I know, because you're not gonna,
I'll tell you what's not gonna happen here, bud.
Okay, what's not gonna happen here, bud,
is us being in an environment where you're just gonna not acknowledge my
presence.
That's what's not gonna happen.
- See, this fame is going to his head.
I told you, Andres, when I called you last night,
I said, I think he's getting too famous.
- Oh my God, dude.
Is he gaslighting me, dude?
- What?
You're getting too famous.
A lot of people have been telling us-
- Okay, so-
- Grabbing a friend's wrist is generally considered crossing a physical
boundary,
particularly if it's done without consent, forcefully,
or to your boss, particularly to your boss.
- Okay.
Boss man, I'm sorry I grabbed a wrist.
- I had a bad couple of sets.
- I did not know that information.
- I'm running through new shit all this week.
Some nights are good.
Some nights are tough.
But I'm trudging through the mud.
And then the clap in the hallway.
- Yeah.
- It was like a Seinfeld episode.
He did the clap.
He did the clap.
He did the clap.
- Ah, I did not know.
So now I have further context of the situation.
- Yeah.
- And you had every right to not say hi to him.
- I love you.
Thank you.
Good to see you.
- But I'm going to grab your wrist from now on.
- I mean, you're going to get hurt if you do that.
You're going to-
- Yeah.
- A slow clap is widely considered a condescending,
sarcastic, or ironic gesture.
Everyone in the world.
In Africa.
- All right.
- They know.
- Yeah, they know?
- Yeah.
- Oh, oh, oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
- They know.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- They know.
- Yeah, okay.
- So it was condescending.
- A guy has a cricket stick.
What's going on here?
What's the contact?
He missed?
- He has a cricket stick.
Yes, he missed.
- Okay.
He missed and slow clap.
Okay, good.
- So, they play cricket in Africa?
- All over the world.
- Okay, good, good.
- Cricket is a universal sport.
- Thank you so much, right?
I want to be-
- No, I just had a terrible set.
I was-
- I did not know that.
- I was slumming in the bums.
- Yeah, yeah.
- I was bumming in the slums.
- Yeah, so I grabbed your wrist.
I said, you know, say hi.
And I understand why you reacted the way you did,
and I apologize.
- Thank you, I love you.
- Yeah, I love you too.
- And I'm sorry for ignoring you in the hallway,
but the slow clap got me good.
- All right, all right.
- All the way home.
- Yeah, yeah.
- No music.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
- And all I can hear is-
- Yeah, okay.
- Looping through my head.
- Okay, okay.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
- Anyway, can I just throw another fact in there then?
- Give me-
- If I may, yeah.
- Please.
- I killed.
But anyway, let's move on.
I had a really good set, but-
- I know you did.
- No, because I'm doing old shit.
- Yeah.
- Yeah.
- But not for long.
- Okay, not for long.
- Because the Finally Tour is on sale right now,
so please go to Bobby Lee.
- Okay, very good.
- Go to BobbyLee.live.
- Thank you, thank you.
- And please go see my best friend,
my business partner, as he refers to it.
I would have said friend first.
I consider you my friend first.
One of my closest friends.
- Yeah, I agree.
- And we do a job together.
- Yeah.
- But I wouldn't do this if we weren't friends.
- I understand that, but we are also business partners.
- We are.
- Yes.
- But you're my friend first.
I care about you more than this.
- Okay, yeah, and I would agree with that.
- Because otherwise, if we're just two guys doing a show
who aren't friends, then it's just two bears, one cave.
- Keep that in, that's true.
- I'm kidding.
- I'm kidding!
- They love each other.
- Gee, many Christmas.
- They're Keela or whatever.
- Go buy their tequila.
- Are we not allowed to make jokes anymore with anybody?
- We can, we can, we can.
- Is everyone sensitive?
- Yeah, they're very sensitive.
- I love that fucking shirt and your hair looks good.
You're touching a lot of the buttons right now.
- Well, I'll tell you why, because I quit smoking as well.
- No, you didn't.
- Yeah, this is day two.
- Dude, did you really?
- Yeah, day two.
- Day two.
- Yeah.
- And how do you feel?
- Pretty good.
- Well, I'll tell you why I did it.
And I'm not a scientist, as you know.
- I don't know.
- I don't know.
Some people think.
- Is it general health and wellbeing?
- Yeah.
- Are you coughing at night?
- No, what happened was I was smoking a cigarette
and I had a loogie.
You know what I mean?
- Yeah.
- As one does, right?
And in my sink, I just went and I just spit in the sink.
- Inside your house?
- In the sink.
- Right, right, right.
- My sink isn't in my backyard.
- Were you smoking?
- Yeah, yeah.
- No, it's that, what?
- You have an outdoor sink.
You have many outdoor sinks.
- I do have outdoor sinks.
- Okay, all right.
- Wait a minute.
I thought you were smoking in this.
- No, I was smoking in the house.
I smoked a cigarette outside.
I went inside, right?
I did loogie, right?
- Got it, that's fine.
- Right, and then I just let it sit there.
Science.
Remember the science?
- Okay, look.
- I'm a scientist.
- You're the scientist.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
- That's right.
- Yeah, and it dried.
- It does, yeah.
- As one does.
- It should, yeah.
- It's called elements.
You know what I mean?
- I told you he was a scientist.
This is good.
So the elements caused it to dry.
Yes.
So elementary elements caused them to dry.
- Right.
- So they dried.
- They call it air.
- Air?
- Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
- Learning.
- You're learning.
- You're learning.
- You're learning.
- So the loogie dried in the sink.
- Right.
- And then.
- You want to know about geopolitics too?
I'm really.
- Not interested.
- Okay, okay.
Anyway.
And it looked like, it looked like tar.
- Yes.
- After it dried.
- Because of, yes.
- Because of the smoking.
- Right.
- Right?
And then because Remy had died, right?
- Death was on my mind, right?
And I made the connection between the tar loogie
that dried through elements, through air and whatnot.
Okay?
- Yeah.
- And the death of my dog made me go, I'm done.
- That's good.
- Yeah, yeah.
So I'm a little anxious.
I told the boys before, I don't know if I could do this today.
I have, you know, very filled with anxiety.
And, you know, I don't know much.
I don't know what I'm going to talk about, but, you know,
but we're here.
- Well, you're cold turkey-ing.
Why don't you just supplement it?
- I'm like sweating.
- Why don't you do just the smaller doses of nicotine
to get you off in general?
Oh, you're still doing it, right?
- Yeah, I'm doing it.
- I know.
- Of course you're doing it.
- Yeah, I am.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- Yeah, but I mean, I'm not.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- I got it.
- Yeah, but it's, yeah, there's a lot of anxiety here.
- But it's okay.
- Going on.
- But you have to stop.
Not to be dark.
- Because you've also mentioned a lot.
You're still smoking.
You're still smoking.
- Yes.
- You got to stop smoking.
- I have said it a lot.
- Yeah, do you know why you said that?
Not because we're business partners.
Because we're friends.
- Yeah, I do care about the business of it all.
No, no, I do care about you a lot, tremendously.
And if I'm being honest,
and I know this is not going to be a funny part of the show,
but I don't care.
- Yeah, yeah.
- My biological father is perpetually sick
because he smoked for like 45 years.
- Mmm.
- I mean, he's got.
- Did he quit?
- He did, dude.
- When?
- Oh, gotta be 15, 20 years ago.
- I quit, I'll keep smoking then, I'm fucked.
- No, no, no, no.
- The consequences are already in play.
- No, you can lessen how bad it is,
because your body is, your lungs are incredible.
They clear out very quickly.
- Oh.
- But if you smoke up into your like 60s,
you're in deep shit.
- Oh, right, you're in deep shit, yeah, yeah.
- So if you quit now, the lungs are amazing.
They clean out at such a rapid rate.
- But Keith Richards has always been my bar.
- Yeah.
- You know what I mean?
Because, you know, there's a legendary story
where you smoke like two packs of Marlboro Reds a day.
- Bring me a photo of Keith Richards today.
- Yeah.
- Without makeup.
- Yeah.
- Without his makeup and hair done.
- Yeah, yeah.
- So you go to the first photo.
Yeah, there you go.
That's what you want to look like?
He's 42.
- No, yeah.
- Him and I are the same age.
- But my point though, h