Name: The Beef Between Brad Williams and Peter Dinklage is REAL
Uploaded: 2026-04-24T16:01:21.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'The Beef Between Brad Williams and Peter Dinklage is REAL' from Bad Friends Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2026-04-24. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'The Beef Between Brad Williams and Peter Dinklage is REAL' from Bad Friends Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2026-04-24. Transcript available.

so we've got this stuff carlos brought us this stuff carlos why did you bring
us this yeah what
is this for so you could see what it's like to be like brad oh so this is what
it's like for a
tooth yeah okay yeah so then yeah man so wow yeah it's tough isn't it yeah it's
tough big i realize
how tough it is yeah yeah yeah yeah you can still write with this well but you
got to use a toothbrush
with two hands oh i see i said like a really hard scrub that's the only way it
works exactly exactly
yeah yeah this is how they polish the pyramids
remember back in the day dwarves yeah i wasn't there but i'm just saying wait
dwarves didn't do
that no we didn't there was one dwarf that worked on the pyramid how do you the
top one you got they
send you up there now someone tells me the dwarf was at the bottom they were
like yeah get the bottom
get the bottom get down there yeah it's like you can lift him to the top to put
the little you know
i mean the part at the top of it if you see a dwarf window washer he's not
doing the top no he's on the
bottom he's on the bottom oh you're on the bottom yeah i'm i'm just saying you
could be done i've
always been a power bottom bobby you know this yeah yeah yeah yeah on top is
fun for you is top fun
for window washing or sex what are we talking about now have you ever been to jimmy
ows
wait what jimmy ows jimmy yow oh a-u-s it's for men five eight and under
because that's where i get my suit that's where he gets his suits at jimmy ows
i didn't know this
was a real place this was never discussed in the meetings yeah yeah yeah i
would like to highly
recommend jimmy ows they would love you i'm gonna have to go there yeah yeah
holy
shit i go there all the time so like i will walk into jimmy ows and just be
like wow i have a
challenge for you guys yeah you know you you say five foot eight and under let's
let's hit the
no they have it all they have it all yeah they do they have it all my dwarf ass
yeah go to jimmy
ows dude they have a section called your dwarf ass in the back of jimmy house
yeah we already plugged
this guy so much we're giving him good business i know i mean now now he's
gonna get probably dinklage
goes all my money yeah yeah wait dinklage goes he hates dinklage i know i know
you're arch nemesis
i can't but you're not gonna go at the same time but you guys have like you
know i mean a schedule
aren't you guys on an app yeah an app where it's like you can't be here at the
same time two
dwarves can't be there's only one section for you people right so that's a lot
of traffic isn't
there like an eye you have to make an appointment you know like when dwarves
can come in yeah okay so
what what what store wait wait wait go ahead the the dwarf app actually uh is
the same as the car
app lyft lyft very good good what store has the best dwarf clothing oh the best
dwarf clothing yeah
like brad's gonna go shopping today aside from um gaps kids yeah yeah um what
called frodo's let me
tell you he can't let me tell you that's dude that's a great clothing yeah baggins
or the shire or whatever you want to do let me tell you i think that's a good
clothing business i won't tell you where the best clothes are it's at plantain
republic yeah yeah yeah
you guys
plantain republic that's really fun well done yeah well done yeah i will say
all right
selection at build a bear
i knew it was coming it's so great yeah i could be an astronaut yeah yeah i
could be a dancer that's so
funny whatever i want and then we can put a little button in you so you have
somebody's voice inside
your stomach yeah yeah i finally have a heartbeat yeah you don't have hearts no
but where because
remember the other day you were at the store and a couple months ago and i was
like where'd you get
that jacket it's dope yeah build a bear build a bear i did ask him that well
why'd you laugh at that
because they're not they're not for you i know i know but that's why bobby
asked but did i not no i was
really like i i liked your fit that night yeah right so i was asking like where
do you get like i
feel like i go where'd you get all that you know what i mean and you were
explaining to me like you
mean you know a guy that shirt is great where's that shirt from uh this shirt
is from a uh a
uh kid's bowling team that's dope and i just jump i just jumped him after a
match imagine i know what
it was it was the pants oh the pants you remember the pants you go and you and
you bought a bunch of
those yes yeah so that's what it was yes yeah if you find something that it's
good see i do that
anyway if i find something i like yeah mine is a bunch of them let's go yeah
that's what you do i buy
in all the colors you have to why if i like it it fits because i don't like how
certain jeans fit or
pant i'm like i'm just gonna buy a few of these because you have the opposite
problem of me you have
like long legs but then no ass i got a nice ass it's no ass no you're out of
your fucking you're
out of your fucking mind kidding me that is yeah yeah but you're bending over
yeah yeah yeah that's
a really good ass you're sticking it out good ass dude that's booty yeah but
now the pants are
pushing it up what about mine what about mine all right hold on let me let me
judge you asked for it
i asked for it no it stands straight up look at it now look at my ass okay you
know what this you know
what brother i got a great shitter you're out of your mind i stand corrected i
have a nice shitter i
i stand corrected only hair at the bottom yeah how'd you do that well look at
this look inside yeah
it's so pink do you have the pinkest asshole i've ever seen i know it's so pink
i won an award in 06.
you definitely have a virgin i do brother it's like a piglet's asshole this guy
i just never been
touched it's never been touched it's never been abused that's not what i'm
saying the color has
nothing to do about a asshole abuse oh it has a lot to do it oh really yours is
darkest night i know
you know it's not like a black eye somebody's punching my fucking asshole i'm
just ethnic they're
punching it with their weed no they're not dude no they're not it's not my guy
in your
asshole is the greenland shark down there who has a darker the greenland shark
or me
by far you okay oh like i i literally you have the pinkest asshole i have ever
seen it's so pink
it's insane i bet you you do you out your mouth because there's no way there's
no way it comes out
you're a genius you must out your mouth yeah yeah you've seen what i do on
stage yes i do out of my
mouth yeah yeah are you a little bisexual or no no i i i've had a i've had a
male male female
threesome yeah the devil's threesome yeah that was three yeah yeah yeah that
move the uh yeah devil's
two and a half yeah uh it was a lot of fun oh yeah we didn't do an eiffel tower
we did a leading
tower of pisa it was a tall guy in me yeah yeah it was a tall guy me so i've
done that i thought i i
don't know where that put but did you touch the guy at all in any way yeah but
it was accidental oh yeah
yeah there's always accidental rubbing yeah there was yeah well like we had to
like we had to switch
positions at one point right and this is back i'm gonna just tell you right now
if i ever had sex with
you and another girl i'd be laughing so hard i would not be able to get hard
dude you know how
funny that'd be oh my god you would you would be hearing the sound of mario
getting a coin every
time i thrust oh my god dude oh my god it's so funny dude how all right how
scared would you be
if you were having a threesome and and the uh and the other male was a dwarf of
the of of the male
having the bigger dick than you oh because that that's why i got to give this
guy props that had
the threesome with me yeah because like he was very confident and then it
turned out i found out why
but uh yeah yeah can i ask you a serious question if i may because we're around
yeah yeah but you know
me i want to ask him a serious question of course do you think as a comic like
sometimes i think you
know like the reason why you know i had the upper hand in comedy was because i'm
a smaller a korean
dude and it looked the way that i do right which sets me apart from other
people yeah i mean do you
think that the um dwarfism helped you in your comedy oh at first it helped yeah
and then later it hurt
what do you mean because at first it helped because because of his joints i
mean they're really
it's hard i had to walk a long way those comedy stools on stage are high you
know how high the
stage is oh my god i had to get a sherpa for those things yeah yeah they had to
make one of those
get him up on stage go ahead so it helped at first yeah because then for the
exact reasons that you
described that people wanted something different on the show they didn't want
to just your average
straight white male like like like just a straight redheaded white guy like
that's so boring yeah
that's just so horrible and boring even if they do have a nice because i
believe that it was harder
for you you let him finish yeah but and then so that got me on shows but then
it was harder to get past
the threshold of people think i was a gimmick and people to actually like pass
me on to the next stage
of like oh no but he's he's actually funny like yeah actually funny yeah i don't
know dude i think
that's your own head saying that because it's like you know there's a lot of
space there's a lot of
space yeah that's an echo oh it's right okay yeah