Name: Bobby Lee Calls Brad Williams a TRAITOR for Being with an Asian Woman
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bobby Lee Calls Brad Williams a TRAITOR for Being with an Asian Woman' from Bad Friends Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2026-04-25. Transcript available.

I have watched dwarves get into actual fights.
It is so funny.
Really?
It is so funny.
So, every summer, there's a national dwarf convention.
Oh, my God.
We got to go.
We got to go.
Where is it?
This year, it's Mordor.
This year, it's Mordor.
That's very good.
This year, it's in New Orleans.
Oh, wow.
We got to go.
We got to go.
Yeah.
Little people in America.
Little Rock?
Smallville.
Pebbleton.
The Little People of America at the LPA National Conference is an annual week-long
event providing support, education, community for people with autism and their
families.
That's a fun way of saying boning.
Last year.
Because that's all it's for.
Last year was in San Diego.
Yeah.
Wow.
I went to that one.
So, the ticket's half off.
Stop it, dude.
Only when it's in Minneapolis.
Minneapolis.
Yes.
That's a good one.
Very good.
That's a really good one.
Very good.
Yeah.
So, this year.
It should not be in Ireland.
If it's in Ireland, we're going to trip some people the fuck out.
Yeah, dude.
Yeah.
Someone's going to walk out of a pub and go, holy shit.
This is like the, it's like when the crickets fell from the sky.
You know, it's happening.
It's a fucking sign of the apocalypse.
So, click on that thing.
The Future of the National.
I want to see this.
2026.
It's happening.
Yeah.
July.
Yep.
July.
It's in New Orleans.
And then 2027.
It's in New York, New York.
Wow.
Wait, why can't we go to this?
Is it?
Is it?
If we went, would it be weird or no?
Yeah.
Okay.
Oh, it would be weird.
I mean, we.
Yeah, we'd be showing off.
Yeah.
We don't have security guards or anything.
Oh, okay.
You guys can get around.
You guys need to grab something from up on a top shelf or something.
We need you guys.
Dude, but I mean, but the people that are working there are not dwarves, are
there or no?
I mean, yeah, it's all, it's all volunteers.
Everyone working there is dwarves as well.
Yeah.
Wow.
Yeah, so like.
Is the building smaller?
No, it's a regular hotel, which always trips me out because there's people
staying in this hotel
that don't know there's a dwarf convention going on when they book it and they
just show up
like I've hit the.
Some guy on a sales trip walks into the marquee, walks out of the bar, they're
in the lobby.
He's like, fuck.
Could you imagine if you did drugs for like the first time and then you woke up
the next
day and you're surrounded.
Yeah, at the Marriott.
You're surrounded by dwarves.
Tripping on mushrooms.
I'd be like, holy shit, I fell into Narnia.
So how many people go to this convention?
Over a thousand.
Right, so that's like 300 regular people.
Yeah, yeah.
A thousand little people go every single year.
And now, is this raising money for anything at all?
Yeah.
So it's a charity.
It's a charity.
What does that stand for, LPA?
Little People of America.
Oh, there is an organization.
Yeah.
Little People of America.
LPs in America.
Wow.
Yeah.
Amazing.
Now this is actually, let's be honest, this is similar to summer camps and all
that stuff.
This is just a hookup convention for young single.
Yeah.
Yes.
Yeah.
You go all year and you're friendzoned and then you go to a dwarf convention
and you're
hot as fuck.
That's pretty cool.
Wow.
And it's awesome.
Now, were you getting laid at these when you were single when you were going to
these?
Bro.
Wait, seriously.
With other dwarves?
Bro.
Really?
Really?
I've got stories.
Give us a story.
Wait, wait, wait.
I've got story.
I've laid waste to some little women.
What?
What was the-
So little women turn you on?
Yeah.
Oh, okay.
You're married to-
What do you mean little women turn it on?
Yeah, why is that funny?
Because you acted surprised.
No, I-
No, he inquired.
No, because I'll tell you why.
Because I know some Asian dudes are attracted to white girls and not-
Traitors.
Not the same.
It is the same.
Traitors.
No, it's not.
Yeah.
They're traitors, right?
Yeah.
Well, he's married to a full-size Asian woman.
I understand that.
Oh, is he a traitor?
I know her.
He's a traitor.
That's great.
He's a traitor.
Yeah, he's not a traitor.
That was your point.
You cut our traitor.
Yeah.
A lot of the dwarf women call me a traitor.
Yeah.
Do they really?
Yeah.
That's insane.
Yeah, this is very true.
No, what do you mean?
This is the same as like-
Black guys.
What?
Like black guys with white girls.
Yeah.
What's up?
Like black dudes when they're with white girls.
That doesn't happen.
And vice versa.
Hey, hey.
Who's the traitor today?
You're going to leave him out there?
Yeah.
Go ahead.
Let him fly.
Oh, no.
I don't need help on this because I know it's true.
Okay.
Yeah.
Oh, he knows about black girls.
He's saying that black women complain that black men are-
With white girls.
Oh, right, right.
Yeah, yeah.
Oh, dude.
That's what he means.
I thought he meant he didn't like it.
Oh.
Oh, no, no, no.
I was like, are you good?
Yeah.
No, I'm not-
I didn't read that.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
But you understand, that was my boiled hamburger moment.
Yeah, yeah.
But also he didn't-
But also he doesn't like it.
But he doesn't like it.
No, yeah.
Yeah, yeah.
For what it's worth, yeah.
Let's be honest.
No, but okay, how many-
Mm-hmm.
And these are all, you're all a consenting adult.
Sure.
How many little people, how many little women-
Love that movie.
How many little women-
How many little women-
We should remake it with little women.
Why did they not?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
How is that not?
How many little women in a weekend?
It's a weekend?
It's a week.
It's a full week?
Yeah, full week.
What was the full takedown number of a full week?
Of my-
How many women did you sleep with?
Of my best year?
Your best year.
I mean, we hit two hands.
Whoa.
No way.
Yeah.
You're talking one or two a day?
Yeah.
Wow.
Wow.
It was fun.
Wow.
Wow.
I told you, it's a fuck carnival.
Wow.
I was fucking Matt Reif at that damn thing.
It was great.
You hooked up with Matt Reif.
You're the Matt Reif of little people.
The Matt Reif of little people.
Yeah, wow.
He's doing crowd work.
Yeah.
No, I had a very good time when I was single.
God, that's amazing.
That's amazing.
It was fun.
But who do you find more attractive, little people
or-
And this sounds-
Non-little people.
Or non-little people.
Like what do you-
Or Reachers.
Or Reachers.
Yeah.
Yeah, could we call them Reachers?
Yeah.
Wait, what's our derogatory names?
Reachers, what's the other one you call us?
Biggers.
Biggers.
Yeah, Biggers.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Biggers.
Biggers, Biggers.
So what do you find more attractive?
No, I say hard-armed.
Okay.
You have to say Biggers.
I'll say Biggers.
Biggers.
I can say Biggers.
Okay.
Okay, got it.
Okay.
Don't like you, Biggers.
Yeah.
Biggers be crazy.
So do you prefer Biggers or do you prefer Littlers?
Littlers.
Littlers.
Littlers, right?
Lilliputians.
Lilliputians.
Yeah, I'm just learning this.
It sounds crazy, but I truly don't have a preference.
Oh, yeah.
I truly don't.
Yeah.
Because he's been with both women.
Yeah, it's great.
I've just never had the opportunity to date a little person.
Come on, you're Asian.
There's plenty.
To many women.
Wait, wait, wait.
To many women, you are the little person.
Okay.
Yeah, yeah.
But you know what I mean, though.
Yeah.
Yeah, have you had the opportunity?
Like, I've never been hit on by a little person or...
Gotta go to the convention, man.
Yeah, I mean, I've never...
I never have.
That's kind of crazy.
No, I've never been hit on.
But because here's the thing.
Every time I've ever seen, like, a little woman,
she's with a little man.
Yeah.
It's like...
I've seen many little men in pub...
Little men.
I've seen...
I don't know.
Slow down.
Smallers.
Yeah, yeah.
I've seen many male dwarfs in public without women,
like, by themselves or in a group.
But I've almost never seen a dwarf woman
with a group of other dwarf women in public out on the town.
Why do there needs to be more than one?
Do you have a selection?
I'm just saying...
What do you call that group of dwarfs?
They're not M&M's.
What do I call them?
Yeah.
It's like a murder of crows.
I like the green M&M's.
I mean...
What's a group of dwarfs?
Is it a coaster of dwarfs?
I don't know, dude.
I've never seen a...
Carpool.
Look at those girls.
They're a handful of them.
I can see, like, 20 women coming out of a Waymo.
Bro, there was one time at a convention where there was a group action going on.
Wait a minute.
Wait a minute.
There was an orgy.
Yeah.
Of little people orgy.
Yeah.
And there was about...
But that...
LPO's.
I call them LPO's.
LPO's.
Stop it, Carlos.
Stop it.
Stop it.
Stop it.
Stop it.
We all slept in the same bed that night.
But instead, we slept, like, sideways.
Like sardines?
We fit.
You fit.
We fit.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Wow.
Imagine that.
Well, that's the best thing about that convention.
You guys can all share a room, huh?
Yeah.
One room.
Like puppies and stuff.
Yeah.
Like litter.
You call it a litter?
He told you it's called a handful.
Handful.
Handful of one.
Oh, okay.
And, yeah.
Yeah, you throw a couple pillows in the bathtub.
You can fit three more in there.
Wow.
You're good.
So how many people fit on the bed?
I want to do the math on this.
So, and this is real?
What size bed is it?
Wait, wait, wait.
It's a king.
It's a king hotel bed.
Okay.
He's going to tell you what is actually real.
Oh, tell me.
No jokes.
No jokes.
No jokes.
We always make sure there's either like six or eight of us.
Oh, my God.
There can't be seven of us.
Why?
The animals are starting to sing.
Yeah, yeah.
We do that on purpose.
This is like a sleeping white girl sing.
We will literally look around and be like, okay, there's six.
If one guy comes up, we're like, you can't come in.
You can't come in.
Yeah.
Find another.
Oh, that's, really, that's lore then.
It's a lore thing.
We don't like it.
Yeah, yeah.
Oh, you don't like it?
Yeah, we like, there cannot be seven of us in a room.
Wow, that's so funny.
But that's really funny.
Nine's fine, though.
No, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, yeah.
Any none but seven.
Yeah.
Okay.
Totally cool.
Because of the movie.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Woo-hoo! Yeah! Woo-hoo! Yeah! Woo-hoo! Yeah! Woo-hoo! Yeah!