Name: Theo Von & Rimbo The Kimchi King | Ep 310 | Bad Friends
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Theo Von & Rimbo The Kimchi King | Ep 310 | Bad Friends' from Bad Friends on Comedy Buff. Published 2026-03-02. Transcript available.

Theo Von & Rimbo The Kimchi King | Ep 310 | Bad Friends

hey i did seth rogan for some reason we got new merch look at this new bad
friends merch she looks
good we love it dude and we love it it comes in this gray uh this uh sweater we've
also got the
yellow tea and the pink tea right here look at that it looks great go to badfriendsmerch.com
if you want to grab one badfriendsmerch.com hey bad friends i'm gonna be
playing las vegas nevada
at the wind casino march 21st please come see me then i'm at the little roadie
fest march 27th in
providence rhode island then i'm doing the borgata atlantic city in new jersey
that's a make-up date
april 3rd come see me go to andrewsantino.com for those tickets andrewsantino.com
you two are bad
friends who are these two idiots white dude and an asian dude you two are
disgusting you two are
something we're bad friends i got a dm from tiger king isn't he in prison yeah
he hit us up too
he wants oh he hit us up so we got hit up by the tiger king as well what do you
go to prison for
killing people did he kill somebody i think i think petting against the fur you
know sometimes
if you pet a cat oh yeah yeah yeah yeah if you pet back to front yeah yeah yeah
yeah they don't like
it no yeah it hurts apparently two counts of murder for hire eight counts of
violating the lacy act and
nine counts of violating the endangered species act okay a little different
yeah yeah yeah and one count of
petting the wrong heading the wrong way damn dude 21 years 252 months it's like
petting against the
grain it's like when you see that guy who was like drunk driving up the interstate
you're like what
are you what are you doing man you what are you doing on the interstate i saw a
buddy of mine i knew
his girlfriend was driving to work in the morning and got hit by a guy going
the other way
just driving in the morning drunk on the other way just smoked her whoa whoa
she's alive
yeah i don't know anymore i mean this was a while ago i ran over a motorcyclist
you did yeah remember
we're in pyongyang but that's driving violation you know what dude those
stereotypes and those tropes
are very true yeah they are have we started yeah yeah we can do you want to not
start how long as
we're going you you want to start with a song you want to when i drink my beer
you were singing that on the way in what does that drink my beer thing i don't
know i just get
the turning point usa that one got drink my beer that's in my head for 24 hours
what is that
oh just the super bowl halftime show yeah yeah let me hear it yeah yeah drink
my beer
brantley gilbert kiss my girl drink my beer ride my truck i'm right here no two
queers eat my squirrel
eat my squirrel pet my cat starting at the back right that's what rocks that's
what you own a cat guy
huh hey guy i don't know the cat man you don't have any animals i don't but i'm
gonna get some
soon gotta get a dog i'm gonna get a house and a dog we do well you have a
house what are you talking
about yeah but i'm gonna get one that could be that's a little more dog
appropriate in nashville
yeah you'd never move back here would you i don't think so i'll come back more
to visit more i'm
realizing that yeah we miss you i miss you babe miss you guys but you're loving
you love nashville
i mean it's just growing so much it's like you're and it just feel it feels
like a big town so i mean
there's there's all cities grow all cities grow they say phoenix is growing
right when i go there
it's the same
when people talk about their cities and they're growing they all grow yeah you're
right will you
have well it was a smaller city yeah it's gotten bigger will there be will
there be a uh a theo
section of nateland are you getting your own attraction at nateland i don't
know what that
would be it'd be a petting zoo
back to front only yeah i love you man back to front petting zoo nateland what's
it called nateland
right i'm not i have no is that really happening he's opening up a theme park
that's a real thing
i've heard rumors of it i didn't know oh it's legitimately real look at that
comedian neighbor
gotsy early stages developing a hundred plus acre family friendly theme park
called nateland in
nashville good for him yeah do you ever hang out with him i see nate in passing
sometimes but he
uh is very busy and i'm doing my thing so just like you know you see the
trailer for his new movie
i haven't seen it yeah i haven't seen it have you seen it no he's got a game
show i saw that yeah i
was in the theater man were you i was in the movie first of all good to see you
guys man i love you
theo man i don't know what he's doing right thank you lexapro dude you can't
blame it on lexapro
why that you're being annoying that's not one of the side effects i know what's
going on you know
what i'll be quiet no be it's that yeah lexapro huh sorry you're good dude yeah
yeah lest we forget
go ahead when you um thanks for dinner the other night in vegas it was great to
see you for your
birthday man yeah and it wasn't my birthday and um oh it was your sober
birthday it was but i don't
think you were aware of it no i wasn't i thought it was your actual birthday i
have a video of you
i know a girl that brought you the cake and everything yeah yeah yeah so i
forgot i'm sitting
there in a restaurant in vegas all of a sudden a big cake with a bunch of
candles and everyone happy
birthday and you did that for me and they played like the traditional music you
know yeah
you seen that funk the funk monks or whatever it's like a band it's like those
monks that are
willing to be funky or whatever yeah i don't know i'm not aware of it they're
the funk monks right there
yeah oh those are the funk monks i think so funk monks do you know them huh no
oh but damn they
look fun god do they ever yeah it's a big band too it's like the white jabberwockies
there's one
black guy you gotta have one girl you got do you you do need one black and jamal
on the horns
save us jamal that's good ladies and gentlemen the funk mucks funk monks that's
a good horn dude i
want to did you ever see that baby dude i forgot to even ask you what what baby
um your x y your uh
ex he's saying have you met your kalilah's baby yet i'm translated you ever
meet it yeah you did many
times wow i play with it really he bites the face is this was it is there any
feelings when you hold
it like man what are you doing man why the you come around here doing that i'm
just saying is there any
times when you put it in your little arms i do and you say you know it could
have been yeah what could
have been do you think there's any he was left over in there and some of it got
in that baby oh yes over
bobby yeah that sperm is slow they cling it's slow it cling to the ovaries for
years yeah it's my turn
right and jumped in the other sperm grab the tail all right here we go
like a little rick sperm yeah yeah like a rick sperm oh yeah yeah i was like
yeah yeah yeah yeah so um
maybe there's some of my stuff in there you ever look in the eyes of the kid
and think about that yeah
one of them was like this no yeah what don't deflect don't deflect what tell us
the truth you look at
the kid ever and you go look at that that's a little bit of me right there well
you know um
what you want you want to get real let's get real yes yeah um i'm alone late at
night
you know what i mean and um you ever look at pictures of the game when you're
alone
sometimes and i go um what could have been i i think i made some mistakes yeah
yeah
funk monks
sorry sorry about that yeah yeah
what could have been what could have been and um i made some choices that were
not really um i regret well you were also saving up your urine in a lot of jugs
around the home i know
i know some people call that doomsday prepping but i'm like
yeah what's the dude what is the for what party it was a collector's item for
him it was more of like
a well it's ambiance yeah it's ambiance oh yeah because when the sun goes
through it
it has a glare yeah that's that show little sauce that's a show you sauce
that's all it is a spicy show you
yeah with goju jang with love oh oh goju jang good reference goju jang with
love yeah but there are
moments where you have that thing where it's like yeah that i could have if i'd
have just got my ducks
in a row you know yeah it would have been different but that's life and you
keep going yeah you keep
going good reference um but you know i learned if i would have hung my ducks
correctly in the window
i could have still been with her that could have been my kid you like duck man
i i it's too it's too
gamey for me i've had duck neck it's too oily the the meat i've never had duck
body i've had duck neck
you have i've had duck neck i've never had duck body duck neck what's duck neck
man duck neck
duck now i mean it's it's in the title pretty much yeah duck neck duck neck so
um you eat the neck of
the duck there it is yeah it's good looks like sausages oh you can really eat
the neck oh duck neck
yeah hot spicy duck you have any exotic animals what if you're somebody that
eats a lot of neck are you
called uh go ahead go ahead a necker yeah no you're not are you look that up
yeah yeah yeah uh necka
necka yeah my bad he'd be necking dude how have you guys been feeling man the
show's been doing
so great it's like you guys is has it cemented you guys's friendship
differently is that a crazy
question am i just making things silly no that's true no it's good yesterday or
what the other day we
shot our sixth year anniversary pretty huge we did six years we're kind of nuts
we didn't think we'd
continue he can't do it this lexapro this lexapro sigh gotta be well you seem
positive usually you
don't have a ton of energy i think he's got a shitload of energy yeah it's also
on the cellular level
yeah i exist i know only do exist hmm yeah um i had a dream that my oh dude i
had a dream oh i just saw
hacksaw ridge thinking that speaking of that yeah yeah good movie i mean i don't
think it's good
what were your dreams yeah what were you that's what i meant i had a dream that
um we went camping
me you and my brother whoa let's go yeah yeah and then my brother was making
too much noise that
sounds right yeah yeah and then he woke you up and then you faked yelled at him
what do you mean you pretended that you were sleeping right i knew the bit you're
gonna do
right and i go andrew's getting really mad if you wake him up i knew that you
were still awake but
pretending to sleep right and you did an extra you know what i mean snap oh
good right and it freaked
him out and then he ran out of the tent hey bob yeah hey bob why is andrew so
angry bob yeah so good
yeah andrews i mean what did he do he left him it was just you and me yeah and
then you and i and
then you and i both laughing then i woke up that's a nice dream don't you i
hate when peas end it
yeah why do peas and dreams because otherwise you would pee in the dream yeah
you're gonna piss in
the life was so good when you peed in the dream when you used to ride that
bitch you're like i'm
staying in here yeah and in your dream everybody's like whoa this guy's just peeing
everywhere here you
know yeah yeah you're like that kind of means it bro yeah i've spit in my dream
one time and i woke up
spit all over i really i felt like something was in my mouth like i must have
been stuffy
and in my dream i just and i spit and then i woke up all over my pillow i was
spit and i thought that's
so fun to do that in your dream and it to be apple in real life it just feels
good but do you know when
you die in a dream you really dive in real life that's what they say wait is
that true guys impossible
yeah in the matrix in the matrix if you die in the dream you die in real life
so it's got to be real
because we're living in the matrix aren't we not does anything feel real lately
no dude bro
not at all yeah so i think this is but no everything's going well yeah nobody's
living
in complete fear yeah i just take it day by day you know man pal oh yeah that's
all you can do man
that's what i'm doing did i say t