Name: The Sneaky Nakamara | Ep 311 | Bad Friends
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'The Sneaky Nakamara | Ep 311 | Bad Friends' from Bad Friends on Comedy Buff. Published 2026-03-09. Transcript available.

The Sneaky Nakamara | Ep 311 | Bad Friends

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Hey, everybody!
No?
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You two are bad friends.
Who are these two idiots?
A white dude and an Asian dude.
You two are disgusting.
You two are something.
We're bad friends.
I realize that Andreas doesn't like quiet moments with me.
Why?
Why do you not like to be quiet with him and just hang out?
I knew he was driving up to the parking lot, so I went out there to greet him.
Like I always do every episode.
I like to give him a light hug and ask him what his days are like.
I complimented my car.
I said it was a beautiful car.
What else did I say?
And then you got really close.
No, I said, where do you live on a junkyard?
But as a joke, I said that.
Uh-huh.
Yeah, yeah.
It's not funny because it's real.
I know.
That's what I realized.
He does live in a junkyard.
Yeah, that's what I realized.
What did I tell you?
You said, um, I don't remember.
But then, I don't remember that part.
Uh-huh.
I plead the fifth on that.
Yeah.
You're a little junkyard dog.
You're a junkyard dog.
You're a little, a Spanish junkyard dog.
Then you, I could see you racing to the door.
Right?
And I was like, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, dude.
You know what I mean?
What about our moment?
He goes, I don't like moments with you.
Why don't you like moments with Bobby?
What's the problem?
Yeah.
He gets uncomfortably close.
Yeah.
That's a hard word for you to say.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Uncomportable.
Like you saw his brain pause.
Yeah.
Oh, no.
Don't mess this up, Andres.
I was going in for a hug, though.
Yeah.
I realized you don't like hugs.
Right.
You don't.
You're not a touchy-feely person.
Not from you.
Okay.
Now, with Andrew, I've never seen you hug Andrew either.
Andrew's more like normal, you know?
Like, I, yeah.
Yeah.
Because he doesn't, he's not, you're not a hugger.
If he gives me a hug, he doesn't, you know, grab my butt.
I'm trying to get all of you, dude.
Exactly.
I want to hug your butt, dude.
Why can't I hug your butt, guy?
I'm not a hug.
We're not huggy people, though.
Who?
Well, like, I don't come from huggy folk.
Yeah.
We don't hug.
We do sometimes, if it matters.
We do a side hug, though.
Like, when your dad dies, we hug.
That's the only time you hug.
When your dad died, I hugged you.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I hug you when your dad died.
Yeah.
You insult me first.
I did not.
I did not.
What?
That's, insults are verbal hugs.
Right.
Oh, yeah.
Right?
You look stupid today.
Right.
Big hug.
I'm so love here.
Yeah.
Yeah, big hug.
So you're back on your desigual shirts, huh?
Desigual.
I've never been out of them.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm.
You have been a little bit.
Who wears those shirts?
Prince Andrew.
Oh, he does.
He does.
He loves that.
It's a little weird.
What does this mean?
Who did this?
McCone?
Yeah.
Glad friends.
Is that because we had dinner with your friend?
Oh, yeah.
Oh, wait.
You had dinner with Andrew, with your friend?
Mm-hmm.
Did I get a call?
No, because we just did a whiskey ginger episode like an hour ago.
We just did a pod and then I took them out for a little meal.
Okay.
That's fair.
Yeah.
That's fair.
Because I have a lot of meals after Tiger Belly and you're not invited to those.
Yeah, exactly.
Right?
So that's fair.
It's fair.
It's nice.
It was a nice little outing for a second with them, but you know.
Who's them?
I want to, can you describe?
Him and his good buddy.
My good buddy.
His friend's in from out of town and his friend comes in from out of town and
he sleeps
on his couch.
Can you imagine?
I can't imagine.
On his couch.
Yeah.
You sleep on your couch, you sleep on the other couch?
You guys sleep on the same couch?
It's an apartment filled with couches.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, yeah.
I see.
Yeah.
Well, McCone's got an entire, I don't know, an entire Salvation Army in his
backseat.
I'm not kidding.
What do you mean?
Overflowing with clothes.
Overflowing.
He keeps his whole closet in his car.
I don't know if he's on the run.
What are you doing?
Well, my mom was just in town and we went through a lot of my clothes that I'm
going to donate
and get rid of.
Yeah.
But now they're in garbage bags.
We know your mom was in town.
We went and had a burger with your mom.
That was a sneaky little visit, huh?
Yeah.
Can I tell people when that went on?
Go ahead.
You and I, after the pod.
Yeah.
We amongst ourselves went, you know what I mean?
Let's go get a burger.
Let's go get a burger.
Yeah.
Was between you and I.
That's what it felt like.
Be honest.
Was that between you and I?
That's what I thought.
That's what I thought as well.
A private moment.
It's a private.
You got in my car.
Yep.
We drove to the burger place.
Yeah.
Right.
McCone and his beautiful dear mother comes.
Yeah.
And pretended like, whoa, you guys are here too?
And we're like, yeah, you fucking heard us that we're coming here.
Here's McCone.
I didn't know you guys were going to be here.
Yeah, yeah.
No, I think you said, I thought you didn't know for sure.
Yeah, but I was going to come here anyway.
Opposite direction of where he lives.
Right.
Literally opposite.
Really opposite?
Yeah.
100%.
And then what you did is, let's all sit together.
I felt bad.
Right?
Yeah.
So we're sitting there, which changes, you know, what I wanted to talk about.
100%.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Because with you and I-
Different.
We could spill the beans.
Different story.
Yeah.
And then with your mom was like, oh, well, how was-
How is the weather in Minneapolis?
How's the weather?
Yeah, yeah, in Minneapolis.
Yeah.
And you should have seen, dude, the way she was flirting with Bobby was crazy.
Oh.
She was flirting with him.
She kept eating fries.
She put ketchup on and go.
Yeah.
And she goes-
She would get the smallest fry too, which is offensive.
She goes-
You're the crispy, small one.
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah.
She goes, little yellow fry.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
And you stalked that, yeah.
Yeah, I didn't like that.
Yeah.
But you know what?
That's- whatever.
That's- you're an attractive boy.
Yeah.
And I get it.
People are gonna flirt with you.
You know what?
I would if your mom was single.
All right.
All right.
Hello.
Stick around, man.
Yeah, I'm kidding, McCown.
You never know what the world holds for us right now.
Yeah, yeah.
I'm on my Olympics kick harder than I've ever been.
I haven't seen a single-
I'm watching luge.
I'm watching-
Uh-
What else you watching, guy?
Curling.
We watched curling last night and then I watched it again.
Yeah.
Don't you like it?
Yeah.
The figure skating.
Are we doing good?
Who's doing the best in figure skating?
We do.
We got a sweet little boy.
Malman or something?
Let's see the gold medal leader right now is Norway.
It would be.
A million U.S. is in third.
But a Nordic country should be in first.
It's the Winter Olympics.
Exactly.
We had this discussion at dinner.
Why isn't the Summer and Winter Olympics taking place at the same time?
Yeah.
Why are they not?
Is Ghana on there?
Let me see where Ghana is.
Ghana's gone.
All right.
I mean-
That was supposed to be a joke.
I got it.
No one got that.
Well, how come the Jamaican bobsled team isn't on there?
Exactly.
Didn't they kind of make a-
They made a movie about it.
They made a pop about it.
Yeah.
A lot of time.
We said, why couldn't the Winter and the Summer be at the same time?
Why don't they do them at the same time?
Ooh.
I look at Carlos who's trying to figure out the math here.
Yeah.
Why wouldn't that work?
Shorts-
Hold on, hold on, hold on.
Let him try to figure it out.
Why wouldn't it work?
They wouldn't be in the same place, but it'd be happening at the same time.
Oh, I thought it was same place.
And then the issue was pants versus shorts packing.
Oh, packing.
So that's the big deal is packing.
Like really threw me out.
Right.
No, but-
You can do it at the same place.
Yeah, kinda.
There's certain sports you couldn't do.
Like the long distance running thing.
What's it called?
Long distance running.
Yeah.
No.
I think it's cut and dry.
I don't think so.
Long distance running.
Yeah.
It's called long distance running.
No, it's called marathon.
Marathon.
Marathon?
Yeah, marathon.
Right.
The ones that like the Africans are good at.
Mm.
Yeah.
Basketball.
Those are the sprints.
That's everything.
Any running.
You're right.
They're good at all the running.
Pretty good at jumping, running.
Yeah.
The running and the jumping, right?
Right?
Yeah.
You could do that indoors.
Yeah.
Right?
Yeah.
Yeah.
The long marathon, probably not.
No, they would just keep running around that track.
You'd run around the track.
What's 26 times four?
30,000 times.
There it is.
Yeah.
Long day.
But I just said, you could do it.
Yeah.
26 miles.
We know.
105 laps.
You could do it hemispherically, because right now it's winter in Australia.
Mm.
I'm sorry.
It's summer in Australia, winter elsewhere, right?
Winter here, summer there.
You just switch it.
You just do a summer here, summer there, winter here.
Just do it at the same time.
I think it's a good idea.
Yeah.
I think they should do it simultaneously.
Then it would make more of a buzz.
Right.
The Olympics don't have the buzz anymore that they used to have.
The winter Olympics.
What does better, winter or summer?
Summer, right?
Summer.
Summer kills it.
Not even close.
Yeah.
Well, because winter is a lot of skiing and then shooting at little targets.
And then skiing it and then a lot of luge.
Yeah.
They're flying.
I have a suggestion.
Yeah?
Do all three at the same time.
Summer, winter.
What's the other one?
The one you put in Hobbiton or something.
Special.
Special.
So winter, summer special.
Like some fantasy land.
You know what I mean?
I don't know.
Wait.
No, winter, summer special Olympics.
Yeah.
Where do you put special?
You know what I mean?
Somewhere in the middle earth.
What?
Middle earth.
Like middle earth or, you know what I mean?
Or at the castle at the Hogwarts, what's that?
Hogwarts castle?
Sure.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Well, we're big, we're big special Olympics fans over here.
You're great.
Huge.
I'm huge.
You're great at that.
I don't know how, so what?
We're down on medals.
We got some time left.
I'm hoping the USA really pops back.
Cause we're big USA fans over here.
I like when a small country wins something.
Like a Trinidad and Tobago, we said earlier.
Yeah.
That's our guy.
That's our figure skate guy.
Zoom in on his face.
That's our guy, dude.
Dude.
He is.
Wow.
Ilia.
Zanadud.
Maleninen.
What?
Ilia Maleninen.
They should have an alternative Olympics, like turning point Olympics.
Oh, they do.
Don't you think?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Like different competition.
Like, you know, the meth, you know, the meth, you know, the methylene.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Who has the best back bend?
Who can be on the most amount of fentanyl touch their toes and wake up?
Stuff like that.
Yeah.
Pretty good.
Yeah.
Yeah.
White trash Olympics.
That's what it would be.
Yeah.
I think we probably have that.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Oh, redneck Olympics is a, yeah.
Running with a carburetor.
Yeah.
You gotta steal a carburetor and run with it.
How many fish can you carry?
You guys have that.
What?
You guys have that.
The hot dogs and the-
Hot dog eating competition?
Right.
That's not a-
What about you guys?
You're saying that we're turning point?
No, he's saying that we're dirty Americans.
We are dirty Americans.
And you're an American too now, pal.
Yeah.
Yeah, dude.
What do the Spanish compete in?
What are you guys good at?
Soccer.
No, not anymore.
Not anymore.
No, pretty good.
Shh.
Don't give it up.
They're pretty good.
Tennis.
Yeah.
Who won the last World Cup?
Not Spain.
It was Argentina.
Yeah.
When was the last time Spain won a World Cup?
2012