Name: The Filipino Fridge Stockers | Ep 312 | Bad Friends
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'The Filipino Fridge Stockers | Ep 312 | Bad Friends' from Bad Friends on Comedy Buff. Published 2026-03-16. Transcript available.

The Filipino Fridge Stockers | Ep 312 | Bad Friends

- Hey everybody, these shirts are hot, hot, hot.
- Hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot.
- They're selling out real quick, quick, quick, quick, quick.
- We got different colored shirts.
- Different colors.
- We got the pink, we got the yellow for Bobby Lee.
- Yeah, we got the--
- And we got the gray sweater for me.
- For you.
- I'm a gray sweater boy.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah, no, you're more pink.
- I'm more pink, I'm actually very pink.
- Yeah, so anyway, check it out at our website.
- Go to badfriendsmerch.com, badfriendsmerch.com.
- Hey everybody, Bobby Lee here.
You know, I shot a special,
and so I'm gonna do the finally tour
before the special comes out.
I want to be in Detroit, 424.
Indianapolis, 425.
Montclair, 51.
Atlantic City, 52.
Just go to my website and check out the other day.
It's Medford, 53.
San Antonio, 515.
And go check it out.
It's gonna be a theater tour, my first one.
And come see me live.
Go to bobbylee.live.
- Hey, badfriends, this weekend,
I'm gonna be at the Wynn Casino in Las Vegas, Nevada.
How about that, huh?
- It's gonna be great.
- It's gonna be incredible.
Come out to see me in Las Vegas.
Then at the end of the month,
I'm at the little roadie fence in Providence, Rhode Island.
Come see me, the Borgata in Atlantic City.
And then finally, badfriends are gonna be
at the YouTube Theater, May 8th for Netflix is a Joke.
Go to andrewsantino.com for those tickets.
Andrewsantino.com.
- You two are bad friends.
- Who are these two idiots?
- A white dude and an Asian dude.
You two are disgusting.
- Well, you two are something.
- We're bad friends.
- Oh!
- Are you wearing a barstool sports shirt?
- Yeah.
- What?
- What is going on?
- What is going on with you?
Did you order that online?
- No, it's the first sweater that I saw.
- Island girls, it's the island girls.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- Island girls, it's the island girls.
- It was in my house?
- Yeah.
- It was in her closet.
- Is that my sweatshirt?
- I think so.
- Yeah.
Also, can I just say something right now?
You're wearing my Talking Heads shirt.
- What is that?
The cat one?
- No, the Talking Heads.
It's a Talking Heads on, it's a band.
You never heard of the Talking Heads?
- No.
- Okay.
But the other day you were wearing it.
- Well, I didn't notice.
- Well, you can wear it, but anyway.
- Who does your laundry?
- Their mom.
- Well, then it makes sense that this one.
- Oh, that's true, that's true.
- No, you put like a lot of shirts in a plastic bucket
and you said you can have this.
- There's no, there is no way that.
- Why would I be wearing it?
- Because you stole it out of my closet, baby.
- Why would I steal it?
I don't even know the band.
- We don't even go in your room.
- You don't go in my room ever.
- No, because you cover it up.
You're so scared of us going inside.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah, you poo, pee, no?
- No.
- You pee downstairs.
- I sometimes poo.
- What?
You pooed in my bathroom, I can tell.
- Well, you're...
- Yeah.
- Your toilet's so nice.
- There's like a coconut oil on the seat.
- You slip right off.
- I slip right off of it.
- Why, do you have a Japanese toilet?
- Yeah.
- You have a Toto?
- Yeah, yeah, I do.
- I use that.
- It greets you when you go in.
- Welcome.
- Do you spray your butt?
- Yeah.
- With the water?
That spray is mine.
You're not allowed.
- We need water?
- No, no, no, we're not sharing that spray.
All right?
- You're not touching your butt.
- That spray is on reserve.
It's not unlimited water.
I put an extra, a special O2, you know what I mean?
Erewhon water.
I use Erewhon water for that spray,
and there's a limited amount on there.
- That's crazy.
- I don't have an old school manual toilet.
I have the top tank I have to pull down on a tank.
- Oh, you do?
- And that gravity's got to take it.
- I have two styles.
I have that, and I also just have a hole in the wall,
on the ground.
- A hole in the ground?
- Yeah, yeah.
- Which you're used to.
You're back, baby, huh?
- I'm back.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- How long were you gone for?
- Um, like, I'm not sure.
- You don't even know?
- No, I don't even know.
- Yeah.
You know, the other day you said something,
and really, that was the first time where I was like,
maybe my behavior is wrong.
- Hmm.
- What did I say?
- Say something more often, by the way,
if that's the case.
- So you're, what was that about?
- You said, you said--
- 'Cause you're doing all the work?
- Yeah.
- Okay.
- Okay.
- All right.
You know, I want to apologize to everybody right now, right?
- Please.
- Everyone on the show, Andrew does 95% of all work.
- 97.
- Oh, whatever.
100%, I'll give you 100%.
- No, I do 3%.
- Yeah.
- Oh yeah, you do 3%, all right.
You guys do all the work, all right?
And I apologize right now, out front, all right?
I'm lazy.
- Yeah.
- I have no idea what is going on, right?
And if you, I would fuck it up if you got me involved.
- I agree.
- You're right, so that's why I'm not involved.
- I'm allowed to go, it's annoying that you X, Y, Z,
and you're allowed to go, but it's me, baby.
- I know.
- It happened.
- But if I was a train builder, right?
They'd be like, yeah, the problem is,
there's no engine in it, right?
And I'd be like, my bad, you don't want me to do that.
But you would get the whole town to just push the train for you.
You would somehow be like, push that train, push that train.
And they would push the train.
- The whole town, these two.
- Yeah, they would do it.
- Yeah, yeah, only these two.
So the thing I wanted to say,
I was very mindful about it, Isa,
is that, you know, your mom was talking in Tagala.
- Bisaya.
- Bisaya, whatever it is.
- Tagalu, right?
- Yeah, whatever.
- Tagala.
- Tagalo?
- Tagalo, Tagalo.
- What's Tagalu?
- Nothing.
- It is now.
- So anyway, she said, you know,
whatever the language is.
- They were talking to you, she was talking to you guys.
And I was just walking by and went,
right?
And then you seriously looked at me and goes,
stop doing that.
You saw that too, right?
You're racist.
- Huh?
Oh.
- And I went to my room, right?
No, at first I'd looked at you and go, no, it's not.
And then I went to the room, I laid in the bed and I went,
- Andrew's really rubbing off on me.
- You are, you're a bad influence, dude.
- Shut up.
- No, no, but I, no, but I.
- That is some dumb shit I would do in your house.
- Yeah, but I literally thought about it and I went,
it is racist.
- It's not.
- It's not?
- It's done with love.
- Okay, I'm gonna keep doing it then.
- Yeah.
- Yeah, I'm gonna keep doing it.
- You do it like every day.
- I do?
- I was like, oh, I have to speak up.
And I was like, you're, that's racist.
And you're like, no, it's not.
And you're screaming at me.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- Well, how about this?
This is how you blend both of these worlds.
- Make fun of me.
- Teach him something to say so that he can respond.
What he, if I'm.
- I'm trying to learn the language.
- If I'm gonna be Bobby's attorney right now,
the reason he does that, he feels left out.
So my client, my client feels left out in his own home.
- He doesn't wanna learn it.
- Yeah, you know what?
- Yeah, yeah.
- First of all, first of all, order, order.
- Order, order.
- He feels left out in his own home.
He's got these three women constantly
playing Puck Puck Ping Pong in the air with words.
He knows none of them.
- Also, I feel like you're teasing me.
- Yeah, you are.
- You're talking behind my back with the Puck Puck.
You know what the Puck Puck is translated?
Yeah, Bobby's fat.
- Bobby's fat.
- Bobby has a flat face.
- Why don't you teach us something so we can learn?
'Cause I would like to learn and Bobby wants to learn too.
- Yeah, so I'm just trying to mimic
so I can learn the language.
I don't think it is racist.
- How do you say this place is gross?
I know you've said that before.
- You can say .
- That was pretty close.
- Well then go live somewhere else.
- Oh my God.
- Wait a minute.
- Whoa, whoa.
- I'm trying to help you stop being racist.
- Hey, hey, hey, hey, stop.
Go live somewhere rent-free somewhere else.
- Oh my God.
- Okay.
- It's crazy that you somehow turn your ass off.
- And also here's what I do.
- Uh oh.
- Oh my God.
- Yeah, here's what, here's what, here's what.
- Google Filipino hostels
and see if his address comes up.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Do I not do this?
I'll overhear you say, this is true.
- Oh my God.
- No, I overhear you say,
yeah, I went to a store and,
I'm just trying to do your right accent.
- That's good.
- I went to a store and.
- You're somehow more racist than the pack, pack, pack.
- Yeah.
- I know.
And I couldn't, there was a dress I wanted.
You know, it was $90 or whatever.
I couldn't afford it or whatever.
What does Uncle Bob do for you?
- Breaks out the cash.
- You gave me $100.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I think that's, I'm allowed to go pack, pack, pack, pack.
- I agree.
- Yeah, you can.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- Yeah, and you can, you can determine the cost.
So every time he does it,
there should be like a swear jar.
There should be a racist jar at your house.
So every time you pack, pack, pack,
just put 50 bucks in there.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Here's another thing that, when you said that,
that's racist, I looked at you.
I looked at you and you were laying on the couch
and you did one of these faces like,
finally somebody said it.
Which means, which means,
that you've been thinking about it for years.
- Years.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- Years, years and years.
- For years.
- No.
- Yeah, I apologize.
- Look at that.
- Yeah, but it's not gonna stop.
- No, no, no, no.
- Well, mama, mama thinks she's like a slave to Tito Bobby.
- Yeah.
- And she's like, ah, 'cause, oh my.
- Did I call her a slave?
- You did, you said you were gonna whip her.
- Ah, well, Bob.
I don't know if that's good.
- You're like, when I get home, I'm gonna whip you.
- How do you say indentured servitude in Filipino?
- Okay, in this context though.
- And you would let her sleep outside.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
- Yeah, that's what you said.
- In the cat house?
- Ari, yeah, the cat house, yeah.
- Talk to Ari.
- So can we, let's, can we go back a little bit?
- Yeah.
- I'm sorry we're taking so much time on this,
but I need to get this out.
- No, this is important.
- Don't you think it is?
All right, so let's talk about context.
- Yeah.
- Context is important.
- It's everything.
- It's everything.
- Context is everything.
- Isn't it?
- Yeah, it is.
- It sure is.
- Tell that to Whoopi Goldberg who's in the Etsy files.
- I wasn't his girlfriend.
- I'm Ellen, Ellen.
- Ellen, yeah.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
So here it is, okay.
You guys were gone for a full 24 hours.
- He was lonely.
- No, that's not what it was.
- No?
- I was fine with it.
Let them go.
- Let them go, let my people go.
- But do the business first.
- Ah.
- Right?
So I go to my house, and it's gonna sound like-
- It sounds bad already.
- Yeah, it's gonna sound weird on my part, but okay.
I'm in the shower.
They're gone for a night, right?
- Okay.
- I get out of the shower, and I open up the towel, right?
- Cabinet.
- Mm-hmm.
- No towels.
- Oh my God, the blasphemy.
- Right?
And then I look at all the, you know,
where I hang the towels?
No hang towels.
- Wow.
- So then I had to go to the hamper, right?
And get a dirty towel.
- Whoa.
- Yeah, yeah.
- That was used yesterday.
- That's, no, yeah.
Can I just say something right now?
I don't think anyone's on my side right now.
- I'm on your side.
- And what I wanna say to you is,
you are on my side?
- I'm on your side.
- Is that, yeah.
- Do you not check to see if there's a towel
prior to showering?
- No, because I just assume she's here.
There's gonna be a stack of,
now there's a stack of towels now, but like.
- Right.
- Right, because I.
- No, there's another towel cabinet.
Why didn't you check that?
- Those are hand towels.
- No, no, no.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah, they're hand towels.
I know they are.
And you're trying to box me in a corner and fuck off.
- You're not that big of a guy.
- What?
- You could use a hand towel on tha