Name: Steve Red Curry & Blake Griffin | Ep 313 | Bad Friends
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Steve Red Curry & Blake Griffin | Ep 313 | Bad Friends' from Bad Friends on Comedy Buff. Published 2026-03-23. Transcript available.

Steve Red Curry & Blake Griffin | Ep 313 | Bad Friends

you two are bad friends who are these two idiots white dude and an asian dude
you two are disgusting
well you two are something we're bad friends oh that's a tight shirt that's
cool is that new
no i've had it oh i like that fleetwood mac name your favorite fleetwood mac
song go um love that
that's my favorite kind of stuff right there dude i hate being put on the spot
i know i hate it
how'd you do last night you were in a real bad mood last night for some reason
i said hello to you in
the hallway i'll tell you why and you shuffled me off as if we haven't been
friends for 15 years
i'll tell you i was like hey man and he goes hey i don't even want to be here
like a little
i was like what does that have to do with me because right before you don't
know what happened
right before well tell me this guy comes up to me goes hey i go what's up he's
like what's up you
don't remember me oh and i'm like no he's like 2018 dude and i go what was that
mr 2018 yeah that
guy he goes second show saturday night bria dude i was with the funny hat and
the weird shoes you made
fun you're like that kind of thing like i'm supposed to go oh yeah you didn't
remember him no i didn't
remember him well he's here now come on in marcus do you ever get that no where
people are like you
don't remember me yeah i mean i've had people that say that not not people in
the crowd but people say
do you not remember me and it's the meanest rudest thing you can say oh i've
had someone go you don't
remember me do you and you're like okay well that's what do you want me to do
here i know how do you
want me to get out of this right guy yesterday said uh i love look here can we
i love fans i want to
say hi to everybody i love them but also say hi in not the weirdest way
possible right a guy literally
yesterday goes am i mistaken or are you a podcaster how would you like me to
respond he was mistaken
he was mistaken i go i don't know buddy yeah i don't know what else to say and
then i feel weird
and i get in the car and i go what was that yeah but what was i supposed to do
go yes it's me the
podcaster yeah in a long line at a checkout at at a hardware store i feel i don't
what do you want
me to say just say yes i i yes and then what yeah i know then it's weird then
he's like okay
and then yeah i'm just waiting with my with my stuff it just just say hi just
say or when they
then when they're jokey too i don't like it well hey you get it way worse ken
jung what's up
you know what i mean and then like five minutes just kidding bro i hope i hope
i didn't cross a
line it's like it wasn't funny i'm regretting a little bit putting up the post
for your mom's
birthday because man am i giving everyone residents to go i'm bobby mom i'm
doing it again i'm fueling
the fire it's it's my special it's in my special i know yeah and you know what
yeah very cool you're
cool no no i think it's very cool you're cool boy oh boy am i excited to see
this special when the first
cut comes out i saw it already i has anybody else seen it no you better let me
see it i said it's
upstairs i know they're literally here they're literally they edited my special
too upstairs but
i was it was the first time where i sat down and i watched the whole thing and
guess what fantastic
not fantastic but um it was um serviceable come on shut up no no serviceable is
good i bet it's great
no i i can't tell if it's great but i'm watching going oh i i do seem like a
stand-up europe you're a
30-year professional i understand that but i you know what's it's like oh that
was okay that was good
you know that's more than okay it's better than okay it's serviceable is a good
word though i should
that should be my next special serviceable yeah stand up here it is i did i did
some yeah yeah why not
yeah if i do if i do one in my life i was like that's a good one to have out
there yeah look at that
fulfilling its function adequately usable that's serviceable functional and
durable rather than
attractive yeah that's also true yeah neither of us are that attractive but we
are functional and
durable yeah i i don't think i'm ever going to do one again i thought about
that the other night
aristotle was like what's going on i'm like i'm doing all certain new stuff
lately you crush every
time even you know you're the weirdest guy because it's like you'll do a
special and then like
two months later you already have a new 15. yeah i know but but it's you know
but i don't
crushing crushing last night you were crushing no but i knew 15. i don't think
i'll ever do another
special again i really believe that i think i'm done doing them i think they're
fun but i'm like
i think something else is going to happen in the world of stand-up like i think
something is on the
move oh ai well i i i i i i yeah that's what i call it i i my cousin told me
the other night about
they had a meeting he works at apple you know my cousin he said they had a
meeting about that tom cruise
brad pitt they had a they had an internal meeting about the detriment of that
to the business
wow because it went crazy viral you we you know that scene we showed of the brad
pitt yeah yeah i've
been watching it people are panicked about it because it's so good and so real
people are now like
freaking out so internally they're like what's going on what are we going to
how are we going to stop
this because people at home are going to start just making full films using ai
yeah they would say that
netflix the future of netflix someone was imagining you just prompt it and then
it gives you the movie that
yes prompt and let me tell you something we've been joking about that for a
long time netflix is
a hundred percent going to do that there's why would they not i mean i don't
like it but what's
going to stop them you talk quick yeah it's a little too quick from you had a
couple cups off
i was throwing the ball with the dog and had a couple cups coffee and then i
spilled coffee all
over my pants you're an auctioneer you should have been an auctioneer and my
dog laughed at me
i spilled coffee all over my pants when i was throwing the ball this morning
and she went
you know when the dog when they do some human and you're like i don't laugh
that's not funny
yeah and the dog was like just throw the ball man yeah just throw the ball yeah
your dogs
are the best throwing the i ran into uh another dog this morning a similar
looking dog but a white
version i have a black dog yeah yeah as you know yeah jet black yeah that's his
name jet black
and the white version did he have like a gold chain the white he's a that's
what my black dog said he
was appropriating my walk yeah because the dog was walking with kind of like a
little swagger yeah
that's what i'm saying my dog did not like that yeah because your dog is black
but suburban suburban
black yeah yeah yeah oh my dog is good to see you you would think they would be
like what's up
hello robert yeah yeah he's very proper drink yeah it's a girl but yeah she is
yeah yeah yeah yeah
2020 she went to brown university uh-huh she went to black university it's
enough of it it's enough
that you know what i almost went to go see last night good luck have fun don't
die or have fun good
luck don't die because i saw the trailer and i thought this looks really good
except it does look
amazing except every single trailer now or every new movie is end of the world
so here's what i propose
to bobby lee yes why this is all kind of dystopian scary the world is over like
pluribus all the
why don't we make a show where we save the world it's not ending we fix it
because these are kind of
like doomsday film everything is a doomsday film yeah what's a boomsday film
let's do boomsday with
us where there's do is there doomsday happening in the movie and we reverse it
or i think it's the end
so these movies are like the beginning of doomsday i think that doomsday is
over it's already happened
and we fix the world we fix it yeah like we go through the steps to fix the
world don't you think
that's a good idea that's really good because all these doomsday films make me
sad like this looks
awesome but man does it look sad yeah like he's come from the future and he's
telling all of us it's
over so it's about to happen that's the trailer and i was like why can't it
just be it's all over
everything is bad but bobby lee and andrew santino have to fix it okay good don't
you like that i like
that a lot boomsday film yeah bobby lee and santine let's do a movie where um
all of a sudden
this big thick guy from the future comes chapelle lacy yeah like chapelle lacy
but he's sort of like
an ai killing machine oh that makes sense yeah yeah and then what happens is uh
we have a friend
named sarah connor i'm listening yeah yeah pretty good right yeah so far yeah
yeah good name that's a
really really catchy name what sarah connor yeah really good but she's not the
android
machine killing machine is she human yes wow yeah yeah okay and he goes he has
to say i'll be back
all the time he has to say all day yeah that's his catchphrase yeah i'll be
back really good bob yeah
thank you so much you should write this down yeah wasn't the original catchphrase
i will be right back
isn't that the joke is i will be right back and he changed it yeah and they got
in an argument
about it i'd be caught uh arnie that's not what it you know is that what
happened no the original line
was uh he refused yeah yeah yeah originally i'll come back and i guess he he
said a a machine wouldn't
say i'll come back really yeah he said that apparently he was like well i mean
that's kind
of how he talks in real life yeah he probably just misread it five times and
they were like we'll just keep
it i'll be back they're like arnold it's i'll come back he's like i'll be back
they're like fine
we can't do 12 more things he it up every time but it truthfully apparently he
taught he was saying
they got into an argument about it yeah and it became one of the most iconic
lines in the film
but it was jokingly written as i'll come back well that's kind of powerful what
if i'm the director
okay yeah and i was like hey um arnold yeah yeah yeah because i've never seen
you do your arnold so
yeah yeah yeah yeah so um how good is this movie gonna be are we killing it we're
crushing i love
i love you listen cameron james aren't we crushing yeah all i want to do is
lift weights yeah yeah and
coming i'm coming yeah yeah oh we're actually we're shooting something right
now i'm still coming i know
i'm coming at the gym i'm coming at home i understand but could i just i will
be coming i i know but
that's not the light you can't it's um i'll be coming yeah um i'll be coming
the light is all come
back no we gotta go the lights we're losing light okay i'll be coming on your
back i know i'll come
back is the line i'll come all over you all right guys and action i'll be back
cut you don't have to
make the noise we're going to do that we're going to do that i want to do the
sound i understand that
but we have i love sound all right well you can do this though we're just going
to we're going to use
but anyway guys and action i'll be back okay i'll be back it's it cut i went to
the camera i
understand that but uh where's will sasso when we need him that was my favorite
the greatest my
favorite arnold schwarzenegger president king dude i got good news for the crew
what we're doing it
that's and that's all i want i know you know what i'm talking about i really
don't we're going to
japan oh we are i got the sign off we're ready to rock oh i'm gonna be coming
from hawaii and i will
meet you guys in japan well we're doing in july yeah okay good i'm already
halfway there so i said
we're planning something with the family and i said if i'm halfway there would
it be cool if we just
jet to japan with bad friends my wife was like i think that'd be awesome and i
was like this is
perfect it literally is going to line up perfect really so we got to start
booking flights to japan
how long are we going to be the