Name: How to Get Scammed! w/ Joe List | Are You Garbage Comedy Podcast w/ Kevin Ryan & H. Foley
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How to Get Scammed! w/ Joe List | Are You Garbage Comedy Podcast w/ Kevin Ryan & H. Foley

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to everybody's favorite podcast this is are you garbage oh yeah it's that
little show we sit down
with your favorite comedians and we find that if they grew up to be classy yeah
if they're just a
big old piece of trash i'm your host a trolley coming at you on a beautiful day
we're out back
here at tooties in a new edition she just brought home some valentine's day
candy okay half price all
right swinging a miss on that fair enough my coast is coming at you from right
next to me very
judgmental he is the ceo of are you garbage he is an international businessman
and my best pal in the
whole wide world give it up for kj kevin james ryan hey don't blame me no one
laughed at that uh what's
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that's right gang we
couldn't be more excited of our incredibly and i mean incredibly special guest
back with us again
today his eighth appearance eighth appearance on the show give it up for mr joe
list everybody thank
you and i've got the sweatsuit i mean that's crazy i've been wearing around
baby have you i wore it on
at the big show and i was telling everyone this is from are you garbage and
people said how come it
doesn't say are you got what kind of merchandise is this oh the yellow sweatshirt
the golden sweatshirt
yeah yeah wait what showed you wear it on i wore it on my show at sesh which
you guys keep
not doing i've been trying hard to get you guys for years i have a better job
getting eddie murphy
i'll get you mr pants i like that pants guy he's all right he's a good shit
yeah he's okay he's a good
shit i like that other guy over there that guy what's that guy new guy luke ah
luke and then mark
the shark mark the shark mark the shark and people mark the shark takes a
little bit of warming up his
name's ryan too but we can't have two ryan's so he's mark the shark gotcha all
right mark the shark
i call him the shark folks can i say something i've been on the show 150 times
i've watched the
show many times you guys never boof an intro it's amazing i've never seen you
go oh shit let me take
that over it happens once in a while it happens and when it does big man spirals
the rest of the
episode where it's like we're pulling the yoke up to get the plane well you
nailed it thank you buddy
yeah somebody appreciates my talents you don't like halloween or valentine's
day candy that's your
problem no the problem is the joke's done you don't like a conversation heart
sure joe you like
a conversation heart i don't even know what a conversation heart is jesus
christ you don't
do valentine's day in my house really i was in san francisco for valentine's
day my wife was who
knows what about as a kid with their boyfriend your mom didn't get you valentine's
day candy when you
were a kid uh we always got a little something maybe i don't know i don't
really remember that's a
little it's a little incestual yeah you're trying to get a piece of pussy from
your mom it's a little off i
don't know i didn't give her anything yeah right like i took her out to dinner
and shit got her
something from adam and eve i don't remember uh valentine's day as a kid i
remember like at
school you'd have a little a bag yeah yeah put shit in there you get valentine's
days from everybody i
would have some empty bags oh man that was always so bad when the hot chick
didn't give you one empty
bad at first i thought you meant you would be like coming everywhere like i had
an empty bag and i was like
oh shit i developed pretty late i thought you were just banging every chicken
glass drain my balls
that day i can tell you wait hold on back to the sweatshirt where did you get
it this oh this the usa
sweatshirt this sweatshirt is that official authentic merch i'm sorry i thought
you meant the are you
garbage i thought you were losing your mind that doesn't say are you garbage on
it yeah yeah you bought
it at the place downstairs yeah many people that i wore it and i was like i got
this for are you garbage
everyone was like does it say are you garbage i don't get it did you get the i
mean we understood
the bit of like the golden jacket or whatever yeah you got it yeah you don't
need to break
you don't need to brand everything and show off yeah well that's that was the
beef that people had
that's my idea of comedy now this this is atrocity you're walking around this
is authentic i'm
keeping it on till they lose authentic as in what authentic isn't it it's mine
this is an authentic
joel i don't think that's team issued no it's not team i mean they're not
wearing this i well first
of all i wanted to buy an official jersey but they're all sold out american
pride is back baby baby
it's big this country's never been better never been more united so i wanted to
buy an official jersey
but i was going to be a hockey jersey guy and my friend matt wayne you guys
know man he's great he
pointed out clark griswold in christmas vacation is just wearing a hockey
jersey at home now how do
you feel about that's wild hockey jersey and hanging out at home yeah uh is
that classy did you probably
never even owned a hockey jersey now then i tried one on once they don't fit me
right they're too heavy
guys pretty good like if it's cut right it looks pretty good on a fat guy kevin
smith did it for many
years true i took my i remember i just hit me i took my class picture in a uh
philadelphia flyers jersey
as a kid one time jesus christ it was a replica too it wasn't even like it was
like iron dawn was it
a player or did it have your name no it was blank no name the blank is tough
blank is rough it just
proportionately doesn't look right on the back like something's missing when
you see someone with a jersey
and they flip around and there's nothing on the back double zero yeah it's
brutal brutal um no so this is
it's a officially licensed team gear they were all out of jersey sold out of
jerseys so i went next best
this is about this is about 175 sweatshirt right here dirt bag thing drop the
price yeah so this is
authentic i've had it on for four days straight i'm taking the colors back for
the good guys but i had
an incident yesterday we were at starbucks sarah and i and the baby and the the
lady selling the coffee
had like a a sexy accent and her name was like l-e-r-a which is a little
unusual l-e-r-a
l-e-r-a so i said how do you know and she said i live she's like said like a
she gave it a
little says to it and i said oh where where are you from and she's like what
country do you mean
and i was like now where do you bury you yeah yeah what's your address and she
said what part of
queens do you live in she said i was born in russia but she looked timid and
weird but i realized i'm
wearing the usa shirt like rocky for she probably thinks i'm like you look like
homelander right
now where the fuck you from lady let me see some papers so i felt i had to let
her know i'm one of
the good guys in there waving a flag yeah you got a little nervous i'm not
going to arrest you i'm
just making conversation don't worry i love america i'm just flirting with a
hot russian chick in front
of my wife let her know you know sure yeah show a little respect or else i'll
be now lira off to
leningrad will you wear that later on or is that purely for the tournament
for the olympic like where are you going to wear that this isn't coming off
baby if we win gold
you'll never see me out of this again well you'll wear that doing spots i
thought about it last night
that's a lot yeah it's a lot it's a big move film it clip it that's got some
views on it it's a big
move you have you have to address it i can't just come out and be like hey who
gets nervous at night
you gotta address it in america but i think dane cook i saw him 20 years ago he
had a bruins jersey on
and it was cool he's got something not that you don't but he's got you guys are
different it's a
lot yeah he's different than everybody i think i'll spots is tough but i'm
wearing it here
boom you gotta let them know who you play for you know at the end of the day we're
all american right
we all bleed trash now is this is this classy or no no it's you look a little i'll
be honest with you
it's what are you talking about i got blue pants on too that's kind of match
the trashy it's it's not trashy it's trashy that you think it's classy that's
the problem
i'm blown away here oh i'm blown i mean this is this is nice i'm not a hundred
and i don't mean to
to doubt you i'm not a hundred percent convinced that's official usa licensed olympic
bro material
i bought it at nhl.com okay doggy i mean look at 47. yeah that's what the olympics
started or something
isn't that new era yeah new era yeah it's a new era for the country no this is
this he bought that he
bought that on canal street this is quality the jamaican guy it's quality stuff
i'll show you the
receipt it's cotton right like it's like sweatshirt it's very hot it's a thin
layer it does not breathe
i can tell you that i'm dying over here i wanted to look good for the party i'm
schvitzing over
here but we got a good team we're gonna win gold i don't know when this comes
out they're probably
lost you're excited about the olympics i like that i like i like the hockey i
like the hockey i didn't
even know they were going on except for uh jake paul's wife the ice skater that
i saw i don't know
who that is she's like the hot norwegian broad or something scandinavian netherlands
yeah she's dutch
and she's like a very hot speed skater oh wow i've seen a lot of a lot of the
um
ice dancing whatever you call figure skating there's some real hot numbers in
there yeah and
they're scantily clad that used to be so big like i remember watching that as a
kid like not watching
the rest of the olympics when those things were on everybody was glued to the
tv oh yeah christy
yamaguchi christy yamaguchi yeah tara lipinski brian boitano did i ever tell
you my scott hamilton
story oh it's scott hamilton lay it on me you know scott hamilton the blondent
guy right he's
got a horseshoe ball he's like the most famous american right right he's an he's
an announcer and
he does he did backflip when we were kids he was still skating well this is
horrible so you guys are
familiar with tuesdays with stories you know the podcast great podcast you know
how we do you know
you say hey jizz and cut whatever and so i got to meet scott hamilton one time
i did a corporate for
the nashville predators and i grew up in the 80s loving figure skating and scott
hamilton he was
cool he did backflips real cool guy he's like five four he's balding he skates
he's cool he's exciting
he's mr panache so anyways i got to meet him and then i was telling mark the
story but he's never heard
of scott hamilton so i told him all this reverence i have but in the fashion of
tuesdays with stories so
i was like he's a big bald homo he eats gum and did this whole thing and then
some fan of ours knows
scott hamilton he's like i told him listen to the pod what and he goes you don't
do that he's like he
waits on him regularly and then he saw him again he's like did you listen to
that he goes yeah i listened
to it not not my cup of tea so scott hamilton 