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Losing Your Mind w/ Chris O'Connor! | Are You Garbage Comedy Podcast w/ Kevin Ryan & H. Foley

Gang, we're heading down the shore, Atlantic City.
Tickets are on sale right now for the Hard Rock Casino in Atlantic City
for the Back on the Block Tour.
Grab the squad.
Come out and see us this July.
You know you want to.
Yeah, Friday, July 10th, 8 p.m.
The boys are going to be in Atlantic City.
Baby, we got some stand-up.
We got some live AYG.
This sold out last year, so get your tickets early
because if you snooze, you lose.
We love you.
We'll see you there.
See you there.
Hey, everybody out there.
And welcome back to everybody's favorite podcast.
This is R.U. Garbage.
It's that little show where we sit down with your favorite comedians
and we find that it's a good to be classy.
But they're just a big old piece of trash.
Trash, trash, trash.
I'm your host, Sage Foley, coming at you on a beautiful day out back here
with Tooties in New Edition.
She is definitely not on drugs.
My coach, from right next to me, he is the CEO of R.U. Garbage.
He is an international business.
Let me tell you something right now, you sons of bitches.
You're my best pal in the whole wide world, and I love him.
Chris O'Connor.
Give it up for KJ.
Kevin J's Ryan.
What a KJ.
Shout out to you.
Thanks for tuning in.
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Full video available over there on Spotify.
And the boys are climbing the charts.
Top 50.
Top 50.
That's pretty fucking good.
Spotify hit me with a fucking playlist today.
It could have been the prom.
It was fantastic.
Every once in a while, they get it right.
Every once in a while, they get it right.
A lot of times, they don't.
More than 11.
Check out Patreon.com.
Half the time they're right, and half the time they're wrong.
No, no.
It's not half.
No, for sure.
You know when you pick a song, and you're like, just feed me songs like this?
Yes.
And they just feed you songs by bands that are close to that.
And it's just like, dude.
I don't like, yeah.
Give me the song, not the band.
I want this vibe, and I want it nonstop.
I don't want you to.
Okay.
You know what I'm saying?
No, it's not, baby.
Every once in a while lately, I've been going, Alexa, play this.
And she'll hit me with the, hey, this isn't on this.
Yeah.
To get that, you have to.
I mean, what are you talking?
I got the full package, bitch.
What are you doing?
You would be asking for stuff you don't got.
I'm kind of down with it, dude.
I'm ready for the revolution.
To have everyone take their shit off Spotify, off everything, and just have to
buy it.
That's not getting crazy.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Hey, hey, hey.
Now, let's go back.
We'll be right back, and guess who won't be here.
I'm kind of into it.
Crazy.
I'm kind of into it.
Cut that.
Cut that.
Cut that up.
Top 50.
Cut that.
I saw Joe DeRosa buy a cassette the other day, and I went, it's pretty good.
Okay.
Well, you and Joe DeRosa can do whatever the fuck you two want.
Joe DeRosa.
Joe DeRosa.
Joe DeRosa.
You two can do whatever the fuck you want to do.
You two go get your cassette tapes and your lunch meat, and go have a good time,
and leave
the rest of us.
You don't have a cassette anywhere in Tuddy's?
I'm telling you.
You should open one of those things up.
Look at the liner notes.
I'm telling you.
What?
It's just going to move you.
I got to fast forward the songs?
Yeah.
Slow it down.
Slow it down.
Hey, jerk off.
You showed up here with an iPad.
I'll fucking get on your high horse and start talking shit to me.
You showed up with a pair of readers and an iPad.
Chris O'Connor, ladies and gentlemen.
Let him.
Chris O'Connor in the building.
Now, thank God your apple juice was missing, which is weird.
Why did you show up here with an iPad?
I have been eating applesauce in the morning.
What?
Well, just the goat, like the goat applesauce.
Dude, it's so good.
Applesauce is all right.
Applesauce juice.
Do you have them in the house?
No, I don't have them.
You got a baby, huh?
You have them in the house.
You know what I'm talking about, right?
I like to keep them for company.
You know what I mean?
Yeah, the green bag, the green like space bag of applesauce.
No.
Wait, that's what you're eating?
Yeah.
Wait, you're eating baby food.
Like the pouches?
You're eating pouches?
It's applesauce.
It's what?
Are you eating like the pouches with the little screw top?
Yep.
That's baby food.
Yeah, that's baby food.
No, it's applesauce.
Both brand.
I don't know.
Baby love?
It's green.
It's all green.
Go-go squeeze.
No.
Yeah, I think it's a go-go squeeze.
That's baby food, dude.
No, it's not.
It's not.
I gave that, but it was beef.
Wait, hold on a second.
O'Connor, are you an astronaut?
Are you on the Artemis II rocket right now?
Then that's fucking baby food.
Solidarity with my boys up there.
And my lady.
Yeah, you're eating.
Applesauce is so good, and let me tell you something.
It cured a hangover once.
Huh.
Better than a liquid IV.
Also great for colic.
You got runny stools.
Yeah, measles is going around again.
A couple of applesauces in there.
You're doing the leg stretches to get your gas in.
I mean, you don't like an applesauce.
I do, yeah.
An ice-cold applesauce.
I love it.
Out of a cup with a spoon, like an adult.
A cup and a spoon?
Yeah, it comes in a cup.
That's crazy, dude.
Suck it right out of the bag, yeah.
Where are you getting these, though?
My lady gets them.
I think I said I liked them once.
Did you work at a nursery or something?
Did you bring them from school?
The hospital she works at?
Wow.
Now, please.
What were we talking about?
We were talking about your iPad.
Your iPad.
We were talking about your cassettes.
No, we were talking about your iPad.
No bag or anything.
You rolled in like you were coming from.
It's got a case on it.
Yeah, that's the way the old men carry them.
I know, I know.
Old men that read them at airports, that's the way they carry them.
They look down over their glasses and see what groups board them.
Dude, yeah.
I got the writing utensil.
Are you drawing and stuff?
I've been trying to, yeah.
What?
Really?
Right now, I'm just watching tutorials and checking out brushes.
About what?
Brushes?
I don't know.
I'm just trying to slow it down.
Slow what down?
Just trying to, at all.
Speed it up.
No, no.
It all needs to slow down.
I'm going to get a little work done, huh?
Well, we're going to ramp it back up.
You've got to slow it down first.
You don't want to hit max speed too quick or too long.
You're going to blow out your engine on that.
I'm going to quiet the mind for about six months with a little bit of a still
life painting.
I'm going to really attack it.
Yeah, dude.
Yeah.
Did you say you had to put an hour together?
It was bumming me out.
It was bumming me out that I was looking.
I was staring at the little paint app.
On the iPad.
Yeah.
Uh-huh.
And I was like, I don't even know how to have fun in this.
You know?
Sure.
So you're learning.
Yeah.
I'm so insecure about painting and drawing.
You should be.
Also, I don't want to be like, you know, bully, whatever.
I want to be inclusive.
We got to draw the line somewhere.
You should be fucking real self-conscious about your arm.
Whatever happened to play, you know?
What?
What, like recess?
Dude, I'm down bad.
Somebody put this kid in a pack and play.
I tell you what, I'll come over every day for an hour.
I'll take you out.
We'll do a little kickball.
Then you get back in the office.
That'd be nice.
That'd be nice.
Yeah, you're shitting on me about applesauce.
You want to play kickball?
Oh, fuck.
Throw a couple pitches.
I think it's funny.
You think he's really leaving the house.
We'll do it over video.
What are you doing with your time?
You're just looking at social media.
Oh, that's a great question.
That's a great question.
Hey, Chris.
Thanks for bringing that up.
More at 11.
Right?
Yeah, what are you doing with your time?
Look, you got the analog pen and paper.
Get an iPad going.
No.
Yeah, dude.
My guy's got a laptop.
He did.
Six months ago.
Yeah, yeah.
It's a different vibe.
I haven't opened it.
Yeah.
He opened it once and he went down.
He was like, yeah, how does it work?
I can go to YouTube.
And I've never seen.
He went to YouTube and he had never gone to anything.
So it was just a completely brand new computer, not locked.
He had a, it was, YouTube, the home screen was blank.
It had nothing, nothing to suggest to him because it had no input.
That's the way it looks at my phone.
That's nice.
Looking at a raw YouTube.
I use YouTube unsigned in most of the time.
Really?
Yeah.
I actually kind of like that.
I don't think he's got an account.
Yes, I do.
Hang on, I have an account.
Hang on, I have an account.
I'm on YouTube.
Hang on, I don't have an account.
Are you garbage?
Dude, I've been saying this for a while.
But you should be able to multiply your algorithm times like negative one.
You know, give me the opposite.
Give me the opposite of whatever you think I like.
And who have you been saying this to?
It's just my iPad.
Been writing it down in the iPad.
A couple old Greek guys at Dunkin' Donuts.
Yeah, a couple of cartoons to go along with.
My pain about it.
Yeah.
When did you make the iPad purchase?
Because that, you know, you're a, you know, listen, you're a mover and shaker
in the industry.
You know what I mean?
Like, you're a self-employed, you're a touring comic, you're an actor, Netflix,
tires, the whole time.
Artists now?
But women, I've hung out with a lot of, I've never seen anybody break out the
iPad.
I got the iPad a long time ago and then I didn't really use it.
And now I'm like, you know what, dude?
It's fucking bullshit that you bought this and you're not fucking using it.
How about you fucking?
Well, you're not retired.
What?
You're not a retired man or a 12-year-old.
I know, but I want to be one of those.
Who's playing videos with the volume all day.
What would you be doing with it?
I don't know, man.
Do you have a laptop?
I heard, what?
Yeah, I have a laptop.
Yeah, I got it all going.
I use a laptop.
But then when you're trying to like think of stuff, like this position is not
as good as this.
Hmm.
Something about holding a pen.
Yes.
Sure.
See how much better your brain.
Yeah, yeah.
So far I've written down your name.
So if you had a computer open, you'd be a mess.
It's very true.
Yeah.
You know?
I don't do computers.
Exactly.
I just don't know.
The iPad, it's a.
I think about them.
It's an in-between.
It could get you into computers.
You want to use a computer someday?
No, I don't.
Kippy's a mess right now.
Why not?
He's starting to make sense and I hate.
The more that he talks about shit that I hate.
No.
You never made sense.
The more that he talks about shit that I disagree with, I go,
he kind of gets me there.
We're unfortunately very much alike.
I know.
And I don't like it.
I know, I know, I know.
It's like everything you hate staring back at you.
The same quiet rage.
Since I've turned 50, any of that like, you know, future stuff
or like what I thought I was going to do?
It's an iPad.
It's the past now.
It's true.
That's like a cassette.
I'm never going to learn to type.
I'm never going to do this.
I'm never going to do that.
Why not?
And I'm not going to be a computer guy.
It's not going to be, in five, you're not going to see me like,
eh, doing my thing.
Dude, get busy living or get busy dying.
I'm living.
It's fucking.
I'm living.
No, you got it.
I just know.
Listen, I just know what I'm not going to try to do.
All the shit that I thought you'd do, dang it.
What are you going to try to do then?
It's a good point.
I'd love to hear this list of stuff.
You're telling us what you're not focusing on.
You're focusing on.
Score chicks.
Broads.
Dude.
That'll come, dude.
That'll come with the iPad.
You know what I mean?
Wait till you get an iPad.
Get on back page.
These broads are going to be all over you.
I'll be fighting them off with a stick.
You got to learn to paint, man.
Dude, I'm telling you, man.
I'm telling you.
You learned to use a computer.
What are you telling us?
I'm saying that