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The Neighbor Everybody Hates w/ Yannis Pappas | Are You Garbage Comedy Podcast Kevin Ryan & H. Foley

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I was thinking about this this morning in the shower.
That's not good.
Now I got to think about you in the shower.
If there was ever anybody to challenge the king of the burbs, it would be this
gentleman.
Yanni Papita.
And I would say he squeaks by you just on looks alone.
Because he walked in here like he managed a beastie boy.
That was a lot.
Yankee key, chain hanging.
Looking past you a little bit.
Shades on.
He wears a pair of shorts better than anybody I've ever seen.
All you got to do is find the right crew.
It's all relative.
Sure.
Yankee pop this, ladies and gentlemen.
You don't got to be the fastest on the Serengeti.
No.
Just a little faster than the rest.
And when I walked into this room, baby, I felt like Brad Pitt.
Holy shit.
And you were a vibe when you walked in.
Yeah.
It was like a Mountain Dew commercial.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Unbelievable.
I called him Mr. Pop.
Summertime, Yanni.
I tell you, nothing better.
Oh, it's nice.
You got the grill going up there?
I don't picture you as grilling.
Got the grill going on.
And right now, what we're thinking about doing is doing the permanent.
The permanent.
The building.
Fire pit?
No.
The fire pit's already out.
Fire pit's already out and done.
Yanni likes getting shit in.
Yeah.
We got the fire pit.
The pool's gone in the ground.
What?
So, yeah.
I put pool in the ground.
Wait a minute.
Wait a minute.
Wait a minute.
I'm building a resort back there.
How big is this pool?
How deep?
Got a nice.
We got the shell pool.
That was right.
Here you go.
You dropped it right in there.
We dropped it right in.
Which I feel like would be trashy, but you see those a lot now.
Probably just makes so much more.
It's probably so much cheaper.
Fiberglass shell.
Fiberglass shell.
Yeah.
That's the way to go.
I did all the research.
You do all the research.
Push comes to shove.
When it comes to the maintenance and all the stuff, you got to think about it.
You got to go with the shell.
And the number.
You don't want to go.
What is it?
The granite?
The granite.
The brunite.
The granite?
The granite?
No.
Good night.
Good night.
A lot of people say go good night.
What?
Yeah.
What's that?
Like the white?
Good night is when you really want to custom your pool, make it look a certain
way.
But the upkeep, the maintenance, it's just not worth it.
Throw and go.
Yeah.
It's just not worth it.
So it's Fiber.
Yeah.
Good night's for the crypto, guys.
I like Johnny dancing around this.
Nah, you don't want the maintenance and stuff like that.
It's about $30,000 more.
Listen, the guy sold me.
What can I do?
All I can do is nod and pretend like I know what he's talking about.
Did they show up with it on a trailer?
They show up with it on a trailer and they dropped it.
That's awesome.
A sideways pool coming down the street.
Yeah.
Go to Yachty's.
So they placed it on the front lawn.
First thing they did, right?
Then they got to remove all my gates to get it in.
They pick it up and they drop it.
I mean, boom.
And it cracks.
And then I got a broken pool.
They left it on my lawn.
Talk about your neighbors.
Not liking you.
Three months.
I had a massive pool on my front lawn.
You're lying.
Yeah.
Are you fucking with me?
Three months it took them to come get it?
Yeah.
It took them because of the weather, whatever.
They had to order the new one.
Wait.
Why didn't they take it back?
Right then?
Right then?
I don't know.
They just said they got to order the new one and they left it there and then
the snow.
And it was there for like three months.
That's crazy.
And it was just sitting on my lawn.
A big, massive pool.
Sitting on my front lawn.
That's bozo shit right there.
No, above ground.
No, no.
Just right out there.
And it was broken too.
I mean, it was just a mess.
My house was a, this winter was a mess.
We were jammed up with the snow this winter.
It was a mess.
Dude, that's crazy.
That's insane, dude.
You don't belong in the suburbs.
You are a city guy.
What are you, I didn't drop it?
I didn't drop it.
I just said you were a contender for king of the birds.
This guy's got a broken pool in the front yard.
You're saying he's coming for the crown?
What are you, nuts?
He's got a pool getting delivered like it's a UFO coming down the street that
the government
got their hands on.
The president wasn't a tarp over there.
All the neighbors looking out the window, what the fuck are they up to?
It was definitely an eyesore for a little while.
What did you say to the neighbors?
Nobody asked me anything.
That's not good because they're talking shit behind your back.
Nobody said anything.
It didn't come up.
How that doesn't come up?
Yeah, nobody approached me about it.
I think everyone, you know, it's funny when you're getting work done, everyone
slows down
past your house.
There's talk going on.
I got hit with that.
I got my haircut.
He goes, where do you live?
I live right over there.
And he goes, I got a guy that got a lot of work done.
I said, yeah, guy got a lot of work done.
Guy got a lot of work done.
He said, you get a lot of work done?
He said, yo, you're the guy that got a lot of work done.
Really?
Yeah, they know.
They know.
The town knows.
They know.
You drop a dumpster.
They know.
I would have stopped and I'm like, what the fuck does that mean?
Man, let them know.
I got a little bit of cash I'm throwing around.
I'm talking open floor plan.
We opened her up.
Knocked down some walls.
We started knocking down walls.
You got to open it up.
You got to open it up.
Open concept.
You got to go open concept.
You got to open it up.
Yeah.
I want my house to look like an artist studio.
Open.
Just open.
I want to see the kids.
I want to see everybody all the time.
No walls.
Yeah, you got a pool in your front.
No, the pool.
Yeah, the pool's now in the back.
Is it open yet or no?
It will be open this season.
It will be open this season.
What's the date they're looking at?
They're looking at May 2nd.
Mid-season replacement.
But if they say May 2nd, it could be mid-July, August.
You never know.
So they dug the hole.
Dug the hole, put it in, did the plumbing, did the electrical.
Right now, it looks like it could be.
My backyard looks like it could be.
Is there any standing water in that pool?
It looks a little Tehran-ish right now.
It looks like it's Tehran a little bit.
Really?
It's just like a bomb went off.
Like a North Korean resort?
It looks like a North Korean resort.
Pool's empty?
No, it looks like Israel has taken a peek at where my house is.
Because it's just dirt.
The grass is gone.
They dug up.
There's rocks everywhere.
Do anything to the, when they put the old one in the front yard, did that do
anything
to the lawn out front?
Yeah, a little bit.
Yeah.
That's a dead spot.
What are you going to do about that?
I'm going to have the place looking like.
Spray painted green like a gentleman.
Yeah, what am I going to do?
I'm going to have the place looking like the Rio Grande for a month.
Mexicans running all over that joint.
I'd hit up the pool people and make them straighten that out.
They can't even pick up the pool.
What are they going to do?
Yeah.
Three months.
That's a good point though.
But I'm not a nitpicky guy like that.
My wife always says.
You've had a pool in your front yard for three months.
I know.
They should have took that immediately.
Oh, fuck.
There's a crack.
Put it back in the truck.
We'll take it back to the warehouse.
I know.
My wife thinks I'm like, nah, I'm too soft on them.
You know?
Like, I become friends with the guys.
Yeah.
Who's running point on that?
She is or you are?
We switch off.
It's like we got two players that can play both positions.
You know?
We're both shooting guards.
And that's the backcourt.
It's what it is.
Are you good cop?
She's bad cop?
She'll come out late on the lawn?
I'm good cop.
She's bad cop for sure.
Yeah.
My wife, she's fired, I think, about five or six cleaning people at this point.
Really?
At this point, we're on the last one.
It's got to work.
It's the one that's got to work.
And she wants to get rid of these ones.
But I'm saying, like, they've all spoke with each other.
And they know that, like, our house is top.
Yeah.
How many people can be out there?
Yeah.
I mean, you know, at one point, we had a whole crew that came in.
They were Brazilian.
De papitos?
No bueno.
Yeah.
We had a Brazilian crew that came in.
And they wore yoga pants.
And I thought they did just fine.
That was the crew that I wanted.
That's a good crew.
Yeah.
That was a crew.
That's a good crew.
I said, honey, I don't even know what you're talking about.
It's a good crew.
Whoa.
Yeah.
Young Brazilians in yoga pants.
Now, are you at the house?
She didn't like that.
Are you at the house when all that happens?
Yeah.
Usually, we're at the house.
Yeah.
So, we got to go to one room and then, you know.
My mom leaves the house for two hours.
She has a clean lady come, like, once every two months.
And she cleans and then leaves the house for, like, three hours.
Your mom cleans for them?
Yeah.
Yeah.
My wife does the same thing, and she gets stressed out about it.
I never understood what the point of, why are you cleaning for the cleaning
people?
Mm-hmm.
Is that a big thing?
Yeah.
Do you guys, does your wife give the cleaning people a problem?
No, my wife doesn't give the cleaning.
She's friends with them.
Yeah.
She, like, gives them stuff.
Hey, we have this.
Gives them baby stuff.
Ah, take this.
Take this.
Yeah.
Because I've been, you know, Chris said his wife gives the cleaning people
problems, too.
I wonder what that is.
Women who, you know, give the cleaning people problems.
It's like other women coming into their house.
Maybe it's the territory.
I got this.
So, this is, I met a Greek guy.
It was, like, two weeks ago, two, three weeks ago.
You got a handyman out there in a burbs, right?
My wife, I was on a road, my wife met him.
Greek guy.
I don't trust, I don't trust this guy as far as 