Name: Shane Gillis Remembers a Wild Week at the World Series Last Year | Are You Garbage
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Shane Gillis Remembers a Wild Week at the World Series Last Year | Are You Garbage' from Are You Garbage Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2026-02-20. Transcript available.

i wish we'd go back to the world series dude that was we were just briefly
talking about it some of
the that was the wildest week that was so fun that was insane i think we ended
up in a vip
area with freddie mitchell yeah oh yeah and freddie goes who's paying for this
what are you talking
about he's like i want you guys to know i got that bucket of beers for you guys
it's free
why are you doing that he was with the color guard yeah he had like rotc people
dancing on
them a couple coast guard chicks yeah it was all right freddie was going for
the one that was nice
it was a good time i don't know if he's married and i hope he's being
respectful he was yeah he
wasn't going at it there's no twerking involved no i was also one of my
favorite things you turn to
foley and go i'll give you a hundred bucks if you get on the mechanical bull i
would have given you
so much dude why didn't you do it what do you have a hundred bucks yeah true
true i don't think i had
insurance at the time i blow my knee out at comcast live or whatever what are
you a girl dude you can't
even get imagine him trying to walk on that balloon to get to the thing i saw
the mayor do it once in
nashville lamarily and he fucking fell he tried to jump so the guy had to help
him to get up
so he was like that the the guy who was running it was on the other side of the
bull and he tried to
like pull him up over it he did it he pulled him too hard the mayor went over
and just smashed
just landed right on him yeah it was wonderful o'connor did it that o'connor
loves a mechanic and
didn't break eye contact with us he's got the hip moves man he loves that
that's something there dirty dancing over there he loves getting he was getting
into it i've seen him
get on so many mechanical bulls i think he's gonna get one for the yard i saw
him at uh mohegan sun
that's a big one yeah yeah that's like the lobby that was it was right after i
got fired from snl
and everyone was like you're gonna be fine you're watching o'connor i was like
20 people in a casino
in connecticut i bombed and then got drunk and watched o'connor and beezer on a
fucking mechanical bull that is a rough weekend dude i think eddie murphy was
on that night i was
like god damn it could have been at the after party with zoe desh you know
awesome yeah that sucks
with o'connor watching o'connor he's shimmying on the fucking he's good at it i'm
just sitting there
like oh yeah he is unironically good at riding a mechanical they try to toss
him and he just like
fucking gyrates with it jesus anyway congrats thanks you're fucking killing it
but we haven't
had you on in a while so we want to do a little recap you know obviously things
are a little bit
different um i want to do a little recap on you here all right a couple of
things who's cutting your
hair now tommy what are you that's amish shit dude get the fuck out i go
downstairs you are
fucking you are meat and potatoes man do you tip them no nothing no just say
come down give me a
trim yeah i said i need a haircut he's tough to get a hold of even though he's
downstairs i come down
there just doing nothing i'm like dude help because i have nowhere to go in my
neighborhood right i tried
it once yeah i got a fucking dominican i live with us that was i that that's
been a thing for me i live
in a dominican neighborhood and there's nothing they tape you up you look like
a you look like the
world's worst undercover cop it's crazy they oiled my hair when i got done the
guy oiled it straight
down it was it was the day before i filmed that special and i like had like a
weird panic attack
i was like i need a haircut he's walking out with a caesar i didn't yes i
couldn't believe it
i i didn't need a haircut either i was just like one line in your eyebrow i was
so nervous i was like
i should get a haircut guy shaved my head and then flattened the front with oil
i got done i was like
holy put a wave cap on you what have i done yeah dude a bad haircut will ruin
your week
i just rolled a dice in virginia beach i just needed one we were on the road
and i got like
looks nice thank you and it was this like 88 year old woman just handshaking
with the scissors
scared the shit out of me um are you treating yourself at all i know you're an
old school guy
uh i know you gotta take ubers i don't take the train
grub hub grub hub console you should be taking the helicopter
what are you talking about i take uber pools after spots
thank god they did away with those dude i almost got beat up in one of those
i didn't realize i was just hitting on this hot dominican kid's girlfriend
and he's turning around like why don't you shut the up fat ass i was like all
right i'll do that
you're not getting a piece of my 48 more minutes that was an awkward ride back
to the neighborhood
what about like a nice dinner or something like that you and the boys on the
road sometimes yeah yeah
what's that looking like a steakhouse or something sometimes if there is yeah
and you pick up the bill
i presume yes where would you go growing up where would you where would like
your pop take you guys
to like a family dinner would you get a friday hosses hosses no hosses no is
that a chain or it's
good there's jesus dude hosses there it's like uh yeah it's not great there's
goats out back you
get the petters bedding goats out back and there's uh does that have a michelin
star what are we talking
yeah it's so bad when i was a kid i thought it was the nice goats goats as a
kid what do you need
got a ronnie beard award ghost rules and then we would have uh there's mints on
the way out we
would all get handfuls and throw them at each other on the way it was a
tradition mint flight in the
parking lot on the way out that's a good time dude i had some yeah it was the
best memories uh you are
a pa boy are you hot dog people i'm not you're not yeah the family phil my dad
will
fucking destroy crush some dogs it's unbelievable put down some diesels all
right we'll be like all right
we're gonna you know there's i have nieces and nephews so they come over and he
like grills burgers
and dogs okay he makes 30 hot dogs and eats them he eats them all dude we just
had this weekend in
austin dude i mean i ate about 18 hot dogs on saturday really you guys are hot
dog guys huge yeah
you're a pa guy you're not you're not i've always hated hot dogs really really
yeah coney island
dogs and scrambling i know i know i don't just abes and wilkes-barry nothing
nothing oh
shit no i was a burger guy okay not that there's a you know it's one of those
arguments what the burger
where people yeah where it's like i like both yeah yeah it would be the
hamburger one it would be the
burger but i'm i'm trash i love the glove a good hot dog uh i got one if you go
out to eat you get a
burger right and you take a bite do you put it back down straight or do you
flip it over i'm gonna have
to start flipping it yeah i've been eating soggy burgers for a decade exactly
exactly get your
fucking games and do you cut it no no no no guy like this i'm about to hit you
right now what are you
talking about your burger like a lady fuck out of here dude yeah i just ate two
slices of pizza out on the
street yeah i love dollar so good dude i love it yeah the best in new york man
love a good dollar
slice huh how often are you washing the hair how often like actually putting
shampoo yeah yeah every
day and what what's kind of soap are you using uh there's some dove soap in
there the bar yeah yeah
man you are old school i tell you that why you should be using something fancy
something nice yeah
little keels or something i was using hand soap for a while i'm living high on
the hog now dude i
didn't buy any soap and i just took it off the sink in the bathroom that's
crazy yeah well it works
fucking shower with a tide pod it's good
i think that's normal no it's not what the dial pump you're in there
yeah i got one have you used soap on your past your dick past my dick on the
way down i'll like
what do you mean on your typically gravity does most of the work nothing's
touching my legs yeah you
don't wash your legs barely i'm i'm i'm i'm kind of in that world as well for
sure every now and then
i'll get a asshole though i've been getting my ass a lot the older you get i
got you just hand straight
hand to it i'll do yeah i'll get in there i gotta go in there it's like
sweeping a village in vietnam
i gotta i gotta go in there
Thank you.