Name: Still Getting Kicked Out Of Hotels At 48 Years Old is EMBARRASSING w/ Big Jay Oakerson
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Still Getting Kicked Out Of Hotels At 48 Years Old is EMBARRASSING w/ Big Jay Oakerson' from Are You Garbage Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2026-03-02. Transcript available.

I told this on Bonfire, but I got...
You want to tell a trash story, dude?
48 years old, being removed from a hotel
for fucking smoking weed is pretty hilarious.
That happened to me a couple weeks ago.
And I mean, walking up...
It was a snowy, shitty weekend in...
Where the fuck was it?
Was it Raleigh?
I can't remember where it was.
I remember you telling us.
I feel like I've heard this.
I don't think I've heard this.
Yeah.
Oh, it just happened.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Maybe I saw a clip of it.
Is that possible?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I probably talked about it.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
You saw a clip of it.
You were very complimentary.
You were like...
Oh, yeah, it was so nice.
And the lady was like...
I mean, she treated me like a...
A criminal that you are.
A guy smoking weed.
For sure.
But I mean, for me being like...
I didn't even argue.
I'm saying...
Even when I'm going like...
I was like, okay, I understand.
I got to go.
And she's like, that's right.
Like that kind of energy.
And you're like, no, I got you.
Like, why are you still yelling at me?
It was so...
I was like, was this your childhood bedroom or something?
Like, why would you be so angry about it?
What kind of hotel was it?
Like a fucking...
A Hyatt house or something?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
A Hilton?
Nothing big.
The staff couldn't understand it.
They were like, I don't know why she's this irate about it.
I go, what about your ex-boyfriend or something?
She's furious.
And then when I came back in, that was the funniest part.
So I was like, I got to the other hotel across the street.
But still, snowy as shit.
Milwaukee is where it was.
Freezing.
Snowy as shit uphill across a highway with my bags and everything.
It's already kind of humiliating and silly feeling.
I check into the room real quick.
No problem.
I was like, fuck.
I forgot my hat in the other room.
The one thing I forgot in the other room.
And I walked back to that hotel.
And when I went through the first set of, you know, it's like two sliding glass
doors.
When I got through the first, another lady who I'd never seen before is now
talking to this other lady.
It's the only time I've seen this lady all weekend.
Always friendly with the staff.
Everything's great.
This lady I haven't seen, she's there.
And another new lady.
And the newer lady looks at her.
I see her mouth door.
She goes, oh my God, he's back.
And the second door's open.
And I go, and I'm already laughing.
I go, did you just mouth all my...
I was like, I just left my hat in my room.
I couldn't have been more pleasant about this every single step of the way.
And they're almost like, are you going to...
Lock yourself in the office.
They're like, if you attack us, you know, we will have to call the police.
Or get security to escort you out.
I go, no, no, I'm leaving.
Like, I get it.
Yes, you got me.
I was smoking in the room.
It is what it is now.
Like, I'm going to go.
It's fine.
Everybody's like, is there any way...
I go, I'm only here one more night at the club across the street.
Is there any way I can just like...
Would I pay the fine?
I was like, I'll pay the fine or whatever the thing is.
And they're like, no, you broke the policy.
And I'm like, all right.
You seem way too angry about this.
What was the time of that?
Where did they get you?
At the desk?
Like, when you were coming back?
Or they knocked on the door?
Like, how did they...
They knocked on the door.
They knocked on the door.
And I looked at the...
This is one of those peepholes where I know she heard it.
Go, uh-huh.
Oh, shit.
That's not a hooker.
Oh, the best part was...
I go, uh...
Yes?
And she goes, uh...
Through the door.
Yeah.
She goes...
You're gonna have to kill me.
She goes, hotel manager.
And I go, oh, yeah, okay.
One second.
I just open the door.
And I see her go, Sarah, you got...
Like, she starts doing over, doing the fucking...
Insane in the...
It's coming through people's walls, and they're saying this, that.
And I was like, oh.
Oh, and I started doing, like, the...
It is funny when they cut you off.
That is when you do feel like a child.
I go, no, I mean, I smoke.
But I mean, like, I...
Maybe they smell it on my clothes, because I smoke.
And she's like, really?
There's, like, smoke.
Billowing out.
Yeah, and I was like, ah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
All right.
And then she goes, uh...
I go, all right, well, let me, like, get...
You know, I was wearing, like, basketball shoes.
I go, let me put on some of my clothes and, like, come down to the front desk.
A little more comfortable.
Yeah.
I went down to the front desk, and she was just, like, still.
She's like, you need to get the hell out of here, and she was, like, so angry.
So how much time did you have to...
So the conversation happened there, then you went down conversation at the desk.
Conversation there, she was like, absolutely not.
And I was like, all right.
I go, all right, I'll be out.
Give me, like, 10 minutes.
I said, every step of the way, though, I could have been more, like, yeah, okay.
You got Bing juicing up upstairs.
Hang on.
I said before, I'm like, ah, it's kind of embarrassing.
How dumb do I look?
You know, being all that, and she just kind of, like, yeah, yeah, you are.
I'm like, why are you so angry?
I never quite understood that.
That's insane, dude.
She was too ugly to be a Hilton sister.
You could use a puff on this lady.
Yeah.
She lacks a little bit.
But that coming back in, I was like, you look at that guy already left and
caused a problem.
When I come in, she goes, oh, my God, he's back.
He's come back for revenge.
Like you were fired.
Yeah, I'm like, I just, my hat's up.
I said, one of you guys can go get it.
It's on the bed.
One of you guys can get mine.
She goes, no, someone will escort you up.
I'm like, okay, that's fine.
And then the guy who escorted me up was one of the guys who was like, damn,
dude, we enjoyed
having you guys here.
I'm sorry, man.
I don't know.
She's making an example out of you for some reason.
I was like, yeah, right?
Jeez.
Throwing the book at you.
His bitch tripping, man.
I don't know what the fuck.
He really was like awkward driving the thing.
I'm like, hey.
He's like, hey.
So that was weird, huh?
He's in that.
I shouldn't usually get like that.
It's also like a, it's like a two floor elevator.
Totally.
Just a three.
I think three.
I was on the third floor.
You got any more of that weed on your big man?
Now, did it get back to the club at all?
Just typically, or did they, you know.
I told them when I got there.
Yeah, what the fuck do they care?
You catch a young manager too.
He's a young manager.
I think he's a fan.
So you get those guys that are like, no matter what you say, he's like, he's
like, yo, awesome,
dude.
And you're like, well, no.
No, I was kind of embarrassed.
I'm a grown man.
It's kind of embarrassing.
I had to go to another hotel that's not as good as a room.
I might get snowed in here.
It's like, you know, snow is coming.
I go, no, it's bad.
Rock and roll, dude.
Yeah, I mean, tell it for my story, you know, tell my legacy is I played, I
played by my
own set of rules.
I didn't take no shit from anybody, but.
He's telling the story 20 years from now.
Yeah, he goes, he was in basketball shorts, man.
I think I've done that though.
I think what my day would tell, like the first weekend where they stuck out
smoking rooms
in hotels when I was with them.
And he was like, you know, I always tell the story.
They're like, all right, well, I'll just pay the fine then because we were
going to smoke.
And he goes, sir, you can't pay the fine and just smoke.
That's not how it works.
You're not supposed to smoke.
And he goes, well, we're going to smoke.
And I've told the story for so long that when you hear something like that, I
just, I'm
like, I wonder if it wasn't that like, because I was told it was such, it's
like the myth
of David Tellman, like, he didn't give a fuck, dude.
He was like, I'll pay for it.
And dude, I go, that might not have been exactly how that happened.
I don't know.
It was something like that.
Maybe I wasn't there.
Maybe he was using Becky Owen that weekend.
Yeah.
He goes, you know what, dude?
I don't think I was, I think it's somebody else's story.
Okay.
Wow.
I mean, sure.
That's a, that's wild, dude.
That's like my biggest fear.
That's why I don't like, I don't like getting caught.
Well, has that changed your behavior of smoking weed in another hotel room?
I would have freaked out.
No.
Absolutely.
No, but it's made me more nervous about it.
Did you smoke weed in the hotel you got into?
Yeah, immediately.
Calm down.
Yeah.
I'm all worked up.
No, that weekend, I did, this is actually really funny too.
I think I told this, but like I, when I got into the second room, I was like,
at night time.
At night time, you never really have to worry too much.
Never the complaint comes from night time.
It's during the day.
That's where I fuck up.
So like, but this was still during the day.
And I was like, I just got kicked.
I had to move.
I was like, I'm going to smoke.
Watch something.
Chill out till the shows.
So, and it's freezing out.
So I'm like, all right, I'm going to smoke.
But I went in the bathroom.
I took the roll, toilet paper roll and stuff.
What do you have though?
I don't have dryer sheets.
So I'm stuffing my baby wipes.
Chemical-y baby wipes in there and some toilet paper.
And I sat there watching YouTube laying on my belly of a hotel phone going like
this.
I'm sorry.
But I'm like blowing through this fucking thing.
It's doing nothing, I'm sure.
Not at all.
And then I'm trying to hold the joint like this.
In there like it's an exhaust.
While I'm watching, yeah, I'm like, watch, there you go.
This is so cool.
It's ridiculous to do it.
But yeah, no, I haven't stopped since.