Name: Forced To Wear A "Loaner Jacket" At A Steakhouse w/ Big Jay Oakerson
Uploaded: 2026-03-06T18:30:42.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Forced To Wear A "Loaner Jacket" At A Steakhouse w/ Big Jay Oakerson' from Are You Garbage Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2026-03-06. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Forced To Wear A "Loaner Jacket" At A Steakhouse w/ Big Jay Oakerson' from Are You Garbage Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2026-03-06. Transcript available.

I went to a nice steakhouse, and this reminded me of your story
out in Long Island.
I'm curious as to how you would handle such situation.
I got there.
I had a black T-shirt and jeans on, which I feel is, like, pretty.
It's okay.
What, are you going to a christening in Upper Darby?
He died.
Dressed like a carpenter going to a Holy Communion party.
He goes, I got to stop by.
He goes, I'm a foreman on this job, so I got to stop by
and make sure these guys aren't fucking around.
Because then I'm going to swing by a christening.
It's just a matter of pulling your chain out or not.
Tucking the shirt in or not was big.
Foreman had his shirt tucked in a lot of times.
He meant business.
I always loved Sopranos when they would stop by the job site
before they would go to dinner or something like that.
I was like, oh, that's probably the fucking life.
It wasn't.
My whole life was going to jobs.
I stopped by the job site every time with my dad,
and you're just like, this is...
You are not needed on the roof of an acne.
Make sure everybody's working right now.
I can tell you that.
You got to make sure they're doing it.
Come on, dad.
We're going to miss the previews.
Sitting in a car.
Son, Acme trusted me with a job.
They need new air filters on their units.
And so I'm feeling okay.
I mean, I'm not the classiest dressed guy, but I'm, you know, okay.
It's fine.
Fine.
It's fine.
Nice black t-shirt.
Nice black t-shirt.
Polo outlet.
A pair of shoes?
A pair of sneakers.
Okay.
Dark jeans, you know.
They sit me down.
Nice steakhouse.
I have my jacket off.
There's no coat check.
So I take my jacket off, and I put it on the chair.
And then the hostess who sat me said, sir, all gentlemen are required to wear a
collar.
And I said, well, I don't have one.
What kind of freaky shit are you guys into?
Dog and dog collar.
And she said, okay, well, I have, we have a jacket, like a blazer, that you can
wear.
I was embarrassed.
Or I could sit there with my outdoor jacket on and eat a steak like a fucking
homeless person.
Oh.
Out of a to-go container.
I got to get out of here.
I got to go.
So here's my thing.
I'm a bigger gentleman my whole life.
So now I don't know what size jacket they're, because they bring it to me.
I don't go to them.
He wants me to look at it and goes, 42 long?
Yeah, she's eyeing me up.
What are you about, a 42 long?
Yeah, Giuseppe.
Thanks.
He's got those question marks all over it.
I want to save on your deck.
Pulls out a real tape measure, start hitting your inseam.
So I volunteered.
At this point, I'm thoroughly embarrassed.
A lot of cool black guys around me, too.
Table full, and they went, oh, they saw it go down.
So now I'm thoroughly embarrassed.
She comes out, brings a jacket.
I got to stand up and roll the dice on this thing fitting.
You should have went at the black belt.
You always got to get them on your side and be like, bitch talking about I got
to wear a polo shirt or some shit.
You ever hear the Deftones?
You believe this shit?
Cut my life, bitch.
Hit me.
Especially with the charger for gas out there, am I right?
Cut my life into pieces.
So I was very embarrassed.
I did take it, and jacket ended up fitting.
It looked pretty good.
I kind of had stains of other guests on it.
Oh, there's a picture.
Oh, there we go.
It looks solid, right?
I mean, it's such a dark picture, but it fits.
It doesn't look like you wore it there.
I mean, it looks like it belongs to you.
Sure.
You're about to get scared.
You went and took a bathroom selfie.
It's pretty hilarious.
I had to.
It's for the show.
For the program.
Would you take the jacket or eat in your jacket?
Shit, I don't know.
Or leave.
Probably leave.
What jacket would you have, though?
What do you mean?
That I'd be wearing?
Yeah.
Like, what's your outdoor jacket?
The one you wore here.
I assume it has denim and pins on it.
It's got the Misfits logo big on the back.
That was huge.
Sleeves, yeah.
Sleeves, leather.
Most of it, denim.
Sir, can we hang your duster for you?
Yeah, it would be like, I mean, I'm wearing a bomber jacket today.
I guess I'd wear that.
It's pretty thin enough that it would work.
But, I mean, like, no, if I wore, like, a winter jacket, particularly,
that would be insane looking.
That's what I had.
It was, like, a winter jacket.
Yeah, yeah.
It was fur wrists cutting into a stake.
I've got my hood up.
I'm going to get all jus in my fur, my lynx fur.
I don't know.
Does the place, look up the place.
Is there a dress code?
A dress code on the website?
There is on the website.
I didn't see it on the website.
But, listen, they did.
Do they hide it?
Is it buried, the dress code?
It's that classic dress code.
The place I went to.
No work boots.
You said yours didn't have it listed.
But it is listed.
I can find the name of the place.
You can look at their plate.
But their thing is in, the reason I wouldn't need to bring it up at all is
because I'd want
to show you.
They have a thing, too.
And I didn't break it.
I didn't break the code, even in a Cypress Hill hoodie and long jean shorts.
That's crazy.
And bright crispy whites.
That's a big thing.
Come on, guys.
You know that.
Sure.
Crispy whites?
Some crispy whites?
This is the place I was at.
They do have, I mean, Luke had found it.
We've gone over this.
Oh, there it is.
House rules at Ruxton Dining Policy, which there's one moving to Philadelphia.
Everybody's been DMing me.
We aim to create a memorable and parallel dining experience.
Please refrain from short.
Please refrain from the following.
Short or sleeveless T-shirts and tank tops for gentlemen.
Hooded sweatshirts.
Clothing that is offensive, including but not limited to.
Language graphics.
Exposed undergarments.
So right there, I'm dead to rights.
Please refrain from here.
I mean.
But who's, where, what are, my thing is jackets are required.
Short T-shirt.
What's a short T-shirt?
Like a short sleeve shirt.
Short or sleeveless T-shirt.
I thought that meant like a half shirt.
A belly shirt, crop top.
Sleeveless, gentlemen, hooded sweatshirts.
No clothing that is offensive.
You weren't having nothing there.
What?
It says no fat chicks.
It says your seat here with an arrow to my face.
It's the shirt that Sebastian Bach wore.
He goes, what?
It just says AIDS kills.
Dad, what, dude?
It's from the 90s.
It's vintage.
It's vintage.
No, he wore, remember he wore it at the Grammys?
He did.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
In Police Academy, Steve Guttenberg wore a T-shirt in the beginning.
It was a half shirt that said one in the oven with an arrow pointing down.
I couldn't figure out for the whole life of it.
You guys cooking?
What does that mean?
You got a pot roast going?
His wiener's bacon.
I want to remember the name of this place.
We went, we did this and I'm fans.
It's in the Hamptons, wasn't it?
Yeah, fans started leaving bad Yelp reviews.
Did they?
Good, good.
I've never been here, but my friend Jason came in.
I didn't remember.
Nothing on there says you can't wear a Cypress Hills hoodie.
Insane.
The best part was me questioning all of this while I was sitting diagonal from
like Chris Cuomo.
It was like people like that were there and you're like, oh, ooh, la la.
But I've dressed like that at any place.
Cuomo, you believe this shit?
Kim, let's talk about brunt, baby.
Brunt work wear.
Let's talk about the best boots ever going to put on, specifically talking
about the Marin
and the Omen.
Mm-hmm.
Fantastic boots.
I, like a bozo.
Well-documented, bad boot choice you did.
Bad boot choice.
Discount boot place.
God, dude, please.
Feet are killing me.
Crazy.
I got like a pinched nerve in my hip.
All because of bad boots.
Bad boots.
Think about that.
Bad boots ruined your week.
Bad boots are ruining my life.
So what did Kippy do?
Kippy got you a pair of the Marins.
And I appreciate it.
He got it.
Thank you, Brunt.
Shout out to Brunt.
You got to come correct.
They know what they're doing.
Yeah, I know.
Their founder, Eric Gerard, grew up blue collar.
He's a blue collar guy.
He created Brunt after friends in the trades.
Told him big legacy brands.
I don't want to mention any names.
Stopped listening and became fashion companies.
They went fashion forward.
That's pretty good.
Branding this, that.
Not Brunt.
Brunt cares about the guy.
The boots on the ground as much as we love to friggin' say it.
Traditional boots make you, or you're forced to choose between comfort and
durability.
Not with Brunt.
They decided that was nonsense and built boots to give you both.
They're tough as hell and comfortable on day one.
The big man will tell you.
It's covered right out of the box.
No break-in period.
That's what he did with his.
I got to break them in.
Not with Brunt.
Brunt.
I put Vaseline on these things.
I had to fucking wear them in the rain.
Yes.
Sanded in a bath tub.
And they still hurt.
I got to break them in the rain.
I got to break them in the rain.
I got to break them in the rain.
I got to break them in the rain.
I got to break them in the rain.