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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'The Guy Who Tattooed Me Died Of Hepatitis w/ Nick Rochefort' from Are You Garbage Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2026-03-13. Transcript available.

Here's my, one thing, I pride ourselves on getting the dirt, right?
And obviously you threw a lot of curveballs, a lot of wacky fucking stories,
you know what I mean?
You're a strange guy, man.
But one thing that we missed, that I was shocked at, was somebody said,
how did you not get to Nicky Two Guns?
Oh, God.
Do you know about Nicky Two Guns?
No, but I like it.
No, this is going to get way better.
All right, so you guys got a bunch of cool-
I had no idea.
This is garbage.
You can always say, what's the worst tattoo you have, if you have any tattoos?
There's never been good answers, though, honestly.
Yeah, there's never been good answers.
Not this good.
The show is made on this.
We've never really asked about tattoos that much.
There's never been-
I'm shocked.
Oh, you know what realm we do put the tattoos in?
If somebody, a relative, has the Looney Tunes.
Looney Tunes.
Looney Tunes or Disney.
Tweety Bird.
Anything below the knee.
Yeah.
The calf is bad.
Any words, like loyalty, respect, time is money, only God can judge you.
Progress?
Oh, my God.
What the fuck?
Those are my two guns.
Why is one a revolver?
Oh, that's because it has my parents' date on it, and my dad liked Westerns.
Wait, your parents' date?
What do you mean?
Does that say progressive?
It's just progress.
I was a real poet.
Now, it gets better.
It gets better, guys.
Hold on.
This is crazy.
Now, when you're 14, when you're living in the hometown that I grew up in, you
know,
the rich lacrosse hometown that I grew up in, you find a tattoo artist that
tattoos children
for $75.
So, for $75, I got-
It must have been great.
Check this out.
Oh, my.
Rochefort.
Oh, no.
That's cool.
Now, that should have been Old English, because when we were kids, Mark McGrath
had Irish
tattooed on his shoulder blades, and we all wanted that, and then the guy from
the Flies
video had the other one, his last name.
Now, you couldn't-
The reason why that's not Old English is because-
You mean I got you where I want you?
Yeah, yeah.
Remember the Flies video?
You were like, man, that's a cool tattoo.
It had that gothic lettering.
That guy was smoking hot.
Right?
Old English.
He was like, Old English was the shit.
But when I asked my tattoo, Fatty, the guy who tattoos children in a tattoo
shop,
a.k.a.
a third story walk-up apartment building, where I was tattooed on a weight
bench, where
I rode my bike to, and I paid him in cash.
So, not a real classy operation.
It's not a clean operation either, but no, the reason why it's not Old English
is because
when I asked him to do my last name in Old English, he said, I don't know how
to do Old
English.
I'll just do something badass that everybody likes.
So, you guys can freeze for it.
Yeah, and that guy ended up dying from hepatitis, so that's cool.
Well, you survived that.
Yeah.
There's a pretty good chance you could have got hepatitis.
I'm a 40-year-old guy with a 26-year-old tattoo, so I'm still alive, and my
wife has hepatitis,
but she got it from me.
Really?
She got it from that tattoo.
No, I wish.
No, I wish.
Wow.
I forgot about hepatitis.
I forgot I had to worry about that.
You think you got it?
Yeah.
Fuck!
Do you have it now?
I was going to say-
Did you look at his tattoos?
I was going to say those tattoos.
Man.
Awful.
Wait, why the two-
Are those guns you've owned at some point?
No.
They're just two random guns?
No.
What's progress?
I was like, I wanted graffiti lettering.
I was a graffiti guy.
I don't think, okay.
Oh, wait, what was your tag handle?
Oh, God, there was a million of them.
Wait, what?
This is crazy.
How did we miss all of them?
You were just talking about accordion-
Direc.
D-I-R-E-C.
Uh-huh.
And then I would do, like, it was really bad.
I used to do it.
I loved it.
I didn't spray.
I was always, like, a marker guy, but-
Wow.
You know when you're, like, a snowboarder piece of shit kid?
Wait, hold on.
X Games.
X Games.
Yeah.
Gravity Games, dude.
Mountain Dew, dude.
Backside.
Code Red.
That was me, and I'm like-
Crunchwrap Supreme, everybody.
Well, I got to-
Hold on a second.
We're moving too fast.
That shit hit heavy.
Dude, that fucking dirtbag lifestyle, when we were-
Dude, anything-
I mean, that was, like, dude, to spray paint, to be a graffiti guy, old English,
young tattoos-
Frosted tips.
I will say this.
We had these.
I had all of them.
I'm 10 years older than you guys.
Wiser.
And I used to, you know, really, really shit on yous.
As far as, like, when you were younger-
Those guns are pretty cool.
I'm getting them.
I got to be honest.
Hi, tattoo artist.
But this guy fatty sounds all right.
Yeah.
Now, where can I get this hepatitis everyone's talking about?
Dig him up from his non-grave-
When you really think about it-
The machine really threw it at you guys hard.
Dude, the media started, all that.
It was so focused.
American Pie, Maxim Magazine.
Maxim, FHM.
There was, like, 10 magazines on being a dude.
All the processed food you could handle.
High fructose corn syrup.
New flavors coming out.
Extreme flavors.
Extreme flavors.
Dude, there was drinks just to drink while you played video games.
That, like, how could-
How was I supposed to survive?
Yeah, we were militarized.
I mean, it was a military operation.
They were teaching us how to please women.
You know, like, Maxim Magazine.
Do the alphabet with your tongue!
It was like an instructional.
They don't like that?
Backside!
Hang on, that's a good tip.
Alphabet.
Yeah, alphabet with your tongue.
Tongue, yeah.
And then Carmen Electra will want to bang you right away.
Yeah, you guys got hit pretty hard.
Tara Reade.
The problem is you get Tara Reade 2026, not 2026.
She had a bounce back, though.
Yeah.
She did a little bit.
Yeah, her head hitting the nightstand in a hotel after a Dubai prince kicked
her.
Yeah, forget about that.
You had Tara Reade.
You had Jennifer Love Hewitt.
Yeah.
Man, you guys didn't stand a fucking chance.
No, we were dead in the water, bro.
Dead in the water.
Not a fucking chance.
Radicalized garbage.
Yes.
It was tough for us.
We had American, we had Jason Biggs on a countertop, fucking a pie.
I mean, we were screwed.
Shannon, um.
Shannon Elizabeth.
And that was, like, mainstream.
That wasn't even, like, this is counterculture.
That was, like, number one in the box.
Forget about what was going on a LimeWire at the time.
Right, boys?
Yeah, we was stealing music, for Christ's sakes.
Guys, Naps was going to jail for that.
I mean, then we had the precursor.
You had Camp Nowhere.
What was that?
Remember Camp Nowhere?
That was when the kids steal their parents' money for going away for summer
camp,
and they make their own camp with Christopher Lloyd.
And then that was the first time you saw a kiss kiss.
Yes, yes, yes, yes, of course.
That one.
And that was, like, oh, whoa, French kissing.
That was a little illicit.
I thought you were talking about some dark web shit, which I don't want to know.
No, no.
I don't want to know what you know.
You don't want to know what he knows.
Not in the Epstein era.
No, no, no.
Jesus Christ.
Okay.
Well, how many tattoos total, would you say?
I've got, well, I haven't gotten a tattoo in 20 years.
That's good.
That was the last one I got.
How old were you when you got the progress tattoo?
Oh, that was, I was 19.
And what did it mean?
Forget about the style.
What did it mean?
Nothing.
I have ethic and optimism tattooed on this one.
Man, it's always words.
I thought it was, like, memento when I was 19.
I was like, you need to remember these fundamentals to keep your life on point.
If you tattoo these words on your arm, you will forever be-
No, it's just crossing his eyes like Buddy Hackett.
Yeah.
Buddy Hackett.
It's like just a real jock poet.
Like, I was desperately-
But you were sincere about it.
Yeah, I thought it was cool.
Like, I thought it was-
It was, dude.
It was cool.
Yeah, I guess it was.
It was, my boy, I remember my boy got loyalty tattooed on him.
It's the same thing.
And we were like, and at the same time, he was fucking our other friend's
girlfriend.
And I was like, dude.
That's not loyal.
Even then, at this point, I was like, you're going against the code, man.
It's on your arm.
It's like, lions never sleep.
Yeah, that shit.
Lions were big.
Clocks.
Lions were big.
Yeah.
Like, these are-
Like, I know you-
Trust me.
I get it.
It's the cringiest thing I got.
I mean, it's literally like-
That's the coolest thing.
If you ask me, it's the coolest thing I've got.
It's fucking-
It's like the program, the movie level, like, sentimentality.
It was, like, just the thing to do.
You know?
It's embarrassing as shit, but-
The program came out in 1993?
Damn it.
My senior year of high school?
The best movie of all time.
Playing football?
Our whole team, we went and saw it, like, four times.
It was great.
We were in.
How many of you wanted to be Latimer?
Oh, everybody.
Juicin'?
Yeah.
You leading me?
You leading me on!
Oh, God.
I love that.
That's right.
Latimer's a great character.
Psycho.
Yeah.
Yeah.
That's how I charmed my life.
So, at the time, it was.
And now, you flip into the ironicness of it.
Jamie Foxx had the guns in, uh, any given Sunday.
He did?
Yeah.
On his back.
On his back.
On his back.
And I was like, wow, that's a cool tattoo.
I want that.
And I remember telling the guy-
Did you own any guns at the time?
I don't even own a- I have one gun now, and I like it for-
I don't even know where it is.
I don't even know what it is.
I own a gun like a, like a, like a pride parade.
I'm like, ah, that thing's like, it makes a loud noise.
I got a wrist racket.
Yeah.
It's not good.
Like, my-
Okay.
I think they look cute.
Sure.
Jesus.
So, you got-
Okay.
I like guns, like, people like-
Yeah, like-
So, that was your last tattoo?
Yeah.
I'm gonna go get more now.
I'm having-
My midlife crisis is gonna be a full back tattoo full of Russian prison tattoos.
Why?
You can't-
I want them.
I'm having a crisis.
There's only God that can judge them, dude.
I need to look smacks.
That's progress.
I would advise against that.
Really?
You can't go faking Russian mob tattoos.
What are you, nuts?
You do whatever the fuck you want.
He's Ricky Two-Guns.
They're not here?
Yeah.
Stay away from Brighton Beach, then.
Really?
And you didn't hear that from me.
Oh, you did Luke Coutures and Sainte-Petersburg?
I wouldn't do that.
No?
No.
Get, like, couches and stuff.
You're also not a cool dude.
Yeah.
You're right.
Me and Nick are bullies.
Yeah.
You should get the Ames chair tattoo.
Yeah, that would be cool.
Do shit like that.
Get the Ames chair.
That'd be cool.
Get the Ames chair.
But you're into that stuff, and you make that stuff cool.
Yeah, I wish.
No, no.
I think I'm having, like, a full-on, like, I'll get, like, Jesus pieces and,
like, Christian
and Catholic pieces.
Did you ever own any?
I'm with that.
We called them, did you ever own a chain with a charm?
We called them charms.
I never had a chain.
Never did a chain.
My brother does chains.
I don't do chains.
I wish.
I feel like it would get me claustrophobic.
They're back heavy.
Get a nice cross like this.
I would.
I want that.
Bert has a nice one, too.
Bert has a nice, thin gold one with a-
A nice piece.
A saint and a cross.
Really?
Hmm.
That's what you should be doing.
I should get a chain.
I'll go to the 47th Street and get a chain from Rex.
There you go.
Rex watches.
Do you ever own any, you know, Echo?
Like, what was the passion in ice?
I had FUBU.
My cousin, Jon Jon, used to get, he was, like, a big guy.
And I was, like, eighth grade, I got, like, big.
Just fat.
I was a fat eighth grader.
And then I got skinny.
I'd go up and down.
You guys were very lucky with that, your generation, too.
Yeah, go up and down.
For fat guys.
You were able to do the big sweatsuits.
The baggy clothes was big.
Yeah.
The big hoodies every day.
I didn't have that shit in fucking 85 when I was a fat kid in fucking seventh
grade.
I told you I was walking on that skin-tight Adidas, velvet fucking-
Just trying to breakdance.
Looking like the kid for a bad Santa.
Just trying to two-step.
You were pretty good at it.
You got, like, one move down.
What do you mean you can't beatbox?
Always look like you were about to start.
I stunk.
Yeah, I tried to breakdance, too.
I get it.
No, I had, like, the FUBU rugby shirt that I remember distinctly.
That's probably pretty dope.
Yeah, pretty dope.
Yeah, it was good.
It was a good thing.
Did you ever do a do-rag?
No.
That was for the high-level.
Yeah.
High-level white dirt bag.
What about tap-out?
You ever do tap-out?
Nope.
Nope.
No fear?
I had a no-fear shirt.
First place's, what is it?
Second place's first loser.
That was my tap, my no-fear shirt.
Did you have anything on the windshield of the car?
I had an Escalade.
I had 24s.
What?
What are we talking?
I think you told us about the Escalade.
Oh, four.
Yeah, I got a DUI in it.
That was prime Escalade.
I was a big RIMS guy.
Well, dude, how could you not be?
But not the banner on the front of the windshield.
No, no, no, like lower, you'd get the lower one if you were really G'd out.
I had the Escalade EXT.
Oh, the truck.
The truck, the pearl white.
With the bed in the back.
Yeah, it was sick.
The white?
Yeah.
The Tony.
Tony, the wholesale of my buddy Vinny got it for me.
Dude, I mean, that was prime Escalade years.
Rap, it was in every song.
It was like the tubs.
My dream car, and people will still send it to me when it pops up online,
is like a 2005 Escalade with Lamborghini doors and spinners.
I don't think, I think that's a future classic.
I'm just throwing that out there.
I think in the next coming couple of years, the 05,
because the Escalade, it's a funny thing in the car business where-
They're already kind of coming back, those cars.
They are.
From the mid-2000s, right?
You ask anybody who ever owned an Escalade.
If anybody was a 96 Lumina, hit me up.
They have like a culty, they're like, I love my Escalade.
And I'm talking like yuppies, like tennis yuppies will be like,
no, no, no, say what you want.
Don't talk about the Escalade like that,
which is a funny thing to say yuppies.
But you should just get one.
I just got a Tahoe last week.
I thought when you-
You're halfway there.
Three quarters, come on.
When you sent us a picture of that from the inside,
I didn't think it was newer.
I thought it was like mid-2000s, which I kind of respect.
Mine.
Yeah.
I was going to buy a used one.
They just didn't have one that I liked mile-wise.
And I didn't want to call him because he was going to give me
the stuff I didn't want to hear.
That was my private helicopter.
We're going to hunt for you.
What?
You're going to hunt for you.
We're going to find you one from South Carolina,
from some Gamecocks coach.
That goes against everything in me.
You just got to go impulse buy.
I walk on the lot, check-in, hand-leaving.
What do you got?
Yeah.
That one.
Yeah.
Guy seemed like a good guy.
I never test drove it.
He was good.
Guy was fast.
Yeah.
Mauricio was his name.
Gave me a warranty.
They wanted $2,900 for the warranty.
I said, call it two grand.
That's the way my dad operated.
Not that he really knew what he was talking about.
He kind of did.
But he would go in, beat the guy up.
As long as the guy said no to something,
he would make the deal.
Yeah.
Just show me that you're human.
What else was I going to get?
They got to make money, too.
Everybody got to eat.
Yeah, that's fine.
What did you get?
Tahoe.
Tahoe, what color?
Sage green.
I don't even know.
Mint julep.
No, like the tan.
Not tan, I'm sorry.
The gray.
Dark gray or whatever it is.
You didn't get black?
I didn't have it.
Also, I didn't want to look like a fucking Uber driver.
That's true.
That's fair.
That was the only one I could drive away that day,
so it had to get that.
That's another thing.
You were like banging the table impatient,
like, yo, Tahoe.
Like real bad.
Hello?
Oh, you don't want my money?
That was thrown around a little bit.
Yeah.

The Guy Who Tattooed Me Died Of Hepatitis w/ Nick Rochefort

Here's my, one thing, I pride ourselves on getting the dirt, right?
And obviously you threw a lot of curveballs, a lot of wacky fucking stories,
you know what I mean?
You're a strange guy, man.
But one thing that we missed, that I was shocked at, was somebody said,
how did you not get to Nicky Two Guns?
Oh, God.
Do you know about Nicky Two Guns?
No, but I like it.
No, this is going to get way better.
All right, so you guys got a bunch of cool-
I had no idea.
This is garbage.
You can always say, what's the worst tattoo you have, if you have any tattoos?
There's never been good answers, though, honestly.
Yeah, there's never been good answers.
Not this good.
The show is made on this.
We've never really asked about tattoos that much.
There's never been-
I'm shocked.
Oh, you know what realm we do put the tattoos in?
If somebody, a relative, has the Looney Tunes.
Looney Tunes.
Looney Tunes or Disney.
Tweety Bird.
Anything below the knee.
Yeah.
The calf is bad.
Any words, like loyalty, respect, time is money, only God can judge you.
Progress?
Oh, my God.
What the fuck?
Those are my two guns.
Why is one a revolver?
Oh, that's because it has my parents' date on it, and my dad liked Westerns.
Wait, your parents' date?
What do you mean?
Does that say progressive?
It's just progress.
I was a real poet.
Now, it gets better.
It gets better, guys.
Hold on.
This is crazy.
Now, when you're 14, when you're living in the hometown that I grew up in, you
know,
the rich lacrosse hometown that I grew up in, you find a tattoo artist that
tattoos children
for $75.
So, for $75, I got-
It must have been great.
Check this out.
Oh, my.
Rochefort.
Oh, no.
That's cool.
Now, that should have been Old English, because when we were kids, Mark McGrath
had Irish
tattooed on his shoulder blades, and we all wanted that, and then the guy from
the Flies
video had the other one, his last name.
Now, you couldn't-
The reason why that's not Old English is because-
You mean I got you where I want you?
Yeah, yeah.
Remember the Flies video?
You were like, man, that's a cool tattoo.
It had that gothic lettering.
That guy was smoking hot.
Right?
Old English.
He was like, Old English was the shit.
But when I asked my tattoo, Fatty, the guy who tattoos children in a tattoo
shop,
a.k.a.
a third story walk-up apartment building, where I was tattooed on a weight
bench, where
I rode my bike to, and I paid him in cash.
So, not a real classy operation.
It's not a clean operation either, but no, the reason why it's not Old English
is because
when I asked him to do my last name in Old English, he said, I don't know how
to do Old
English.
I'll just do something badass that everybody likes.
So, you guys can freeze for it.
Yeah, and that guy ended up dying from hepatitis, so that's cool.
Well, you survived that.
Yeah.
There's a pretty good chance you could have got hepatitis.
I'm a 40-year-old guy with a 26-year-old tattoo, so I'm still alive, and my
wife has hepatitis,
but she got it from me.
Really?
She got it from that tattoo.
No, I wish.
No, I wish.
Wow.
I forgot about hepatitis.
I forgot I had to worry about that.
You think you got it?
Yeah.
Fuck!
Do you have it now?
I was going to say-
Did you look at his tattoos?
I was going to say those tattoos.
Man.
Awful.
Wait, why the two-
Are those guns you've owned at some point?
No.
They're just two random guns?
No.
What's progress?
I was like, I wanted graffiti lettering.
I was a graffiti guy.
I don't think, okay.
Oh, wait, what was your tag handle?
Oh, God, there was a million of them.
Wait, what?
This is crazy.
How did we miss all of them?
You were just talking about accordion-
Direc.
D-I-R-E-C.
Uh-huh.
And then I would do, like, it was really bad.
I used to do it.
I loved it.
I didn't spray.
I was always, like, a marker guy, but-
Wow.
You know when you're, like, a snowboarder piece of shit kid?
Wait, hold on.
X Games.
X Games.
Yeah.
Gravity Games, dude.
Mountain Dew, dude.
Backside.
Code Red.
That was me, and I'm like-
Crunchwrap Supreme, everybody.
Well, I got to-
Hold on a second.
We're moving too fast.
That shit hit heavy.
Dude, that fucking dirtbag lifestyle, when we were-
Dude, anything-
I mean, that was, like, dude, to spray paint, to be a graffiti guy, old English,
young tattoos-
Frosted tips.
I will say this.
We had these.
I had all of them.
I'm 10 years older than you guys.
Wiser.
And I used to, you know, really, really shit on yous.
As far as, like, when you were younger-
Those guns are pretty cool.
I'm getting them.
I got to be honest.
Hi, tattoo artist.
But this guy fatty sounds all right.
Yeah.
Now, where can I get this hepatitis everyone's talking about?
Dig him up from his non-grave-
When you really think about it-
The machine really threw it at you guys hard.
Dude, the media started, all that.
It was so focused.
American Pie, Maxim Magazine.
Maxim, FHM.
There was, like, 10 magazines on being a dude.
All the processed food you could handle.
High fructose corn syrup.
New flavors coming out.
Extreme flavors.
Extreme flavors.
Dude, there was drinks just to drink while you played video games.
That, like, how could-
How was I supposed to survive?
Yeah, we were militarized.
I mean, it was a military operation.
They were teaching us how to please women.
You know, like, Maxim Magazine.
Do the alphabet with your tongue!
It was like an instructional.
They don't like that?
Backside!
Hang on, that's a good tip.
Alphabet.
Yeah, alphabet with your tongue.
Tongue, yeah.
And then Carmen Electra will want to bang you right away.
Yeah, you guys got hit pretty hard.
Tara Reade.
The problem is you get Tara Reade 2026, not 2026.
She had a bounce back, though.
Yeah.
She did a little bit.
Yeah, her head hitting the nightstand in a hotel after a Dubai prince kicked
her.
Yeah, forget about that.
You had Tara Reade.
You had Jennifer Love Hewitt.
Yeah.
Man, you guys didn't stand a fucking chance.
No, we were dead in the water, bro.
Dead in the water.
Not a fucking chance.
Radicalized garbage.
Yes.
It was tough for us.
We had American, we had Jason Biggs on a countertop, fucking a pie.
I mean, we were screwed.
Shannon, um.
Shannon Elizabeth.
And that was, like, mainstream.
That wasn't even, like, this is counterculture.
That was, like, number one in the box.
Forget about what was going on a LimeWire at the time.
Right, boys?
Yeah, we was stealing music, for Christ's sakes.
Guys, Naps was going to jail for that.
I mean, then we had the precursor.
You had Camp Nowhere.
What was that?
Remember Camp Nowhere?
That was when the kids steal their parents' money for going away for summer
camp,
and they make their own camp with Christopher Lloyd.
And then that was the first time you saw a kiss kiss.
Yes, yes, yes, yes, of course.
That one.
And that was, like, oh, whoa, French kissing.
That was a little illicit.
I thought you were talking about some dark web shit, which I don't want to know.
No, no.
I don't want to know what you know.
You don't want to know what he knows.
Not in the Epstein era.
No, no, no.
Jesus Christ.
Okay.
Well, how many tattoos total, would you say?
I've got, well, I haven't gotten a tattoo in 20 years.
That's good.
That was the last one I got.
How old were you when you got the progress tattoo?
Oh, that was, I was 19.
And what did it mean?
Forget about the style.
What did it mean?
Nothing.
I have ethic and optimism tattooed on this one.
Man, it's always words.
I thought it was, like, memento when I was 19.
I was like, you need to remember these fundamentals to keep your life on point.
If you tattoo these words on your arm, you will forever be-
No, it's just crossing his eyes like Buddy Hackett.
Yeah.
Buddy Hackett.
It's like just a real jock poet.
Like, I was desperately-
But you were sincere about it.
Yeah, I thought it was cool.
Like, I thought it was-
It was, dude.
It was cool.
Yeah, I guess it was.
It was, my boy, I remember my boy got loyalty tattooed on him.
It's the same thing.
And we were like, and at the same time, he was fucking our other friend's
girlfriend.
And I was like, dude.
That's not loyal.
Even then, at this point, I was like, you're going against the code, man.
It's on your arm.
It's like, lions never sleep.
Yeah, that shit.
Lions were big.
Clocks.
Lions were big.
Yeah.
Like, these are-
Like, I know you-
Trust me.
I get it.
It's the cringiest thing I got.
I mean, it's literally like-
That's the coolest thing.
If you ask me, it's the coolest thing I've got.
It's fucking-
It's like the program, the movie level, like, sentimentality.
It was, like, just the thing to do.
You know?
It's embarrassing as shit, but-
The program came out in 1993?
Damn it.
My senior year of high school?
The best movie of all time.
Playing football?
Our whole team, we went and saw it, like, four times.
It was great.
We were in.
How many of you wanted to be Latimer?
Oh, everybody.
Juicin'?
Yeah.
You leading me?
You leading me on!
Oh, God.
I love that.
That's right.
Latimer's a great character.
Psycho.
Yeah.
Yeah.
That's how I charmed my life.
So, at the time, it was.
And now, you flip into the ironicness of it.
Jamie Foxx had the guns in, uh, any given Sunday.
He did?
Yeah.
On his back.
On his back.
On his back.
And I was like, wow, that's a cool tattoo.
I want that.
And I remember telling the guy-
Did you own any guns at the time?
I don't even own a- I have one gun now, and I like it for-
I don't even know where it is.
I don't even know what it is.
I own a gun like a, like a, like a pride parade.
I'm like, ah, that thing's like, it makes a loud noise.
I got a wrist racket.
Yeah.
It's not good.
Like, my-
Okay.
I think they look cute.
Sure.
Jesus.
So, you got-
Okay.
I like guns, like, people like-
Yeah, like-
So, that was your last tattoo?
Yeah.
I'm gonna go get more now.
I'm having-
My midlife crisis is gonna be a full back tattoo full of Russian prison tattoos.
Why?
You can't-
I want them.
I'm having a crisis.
There's only God that can judge them, dude.
I need to look smacks.
That's progress.
I would advise against that.
Really?
You can't go faking Russian mob tattoos.
What are you, nuts?
You do whatever the fuck you want.
He's Ricky Two-Guns.
They're not here?
Yeah.
Stay away from Brighton Beach, then.
Really?
And you didn't hear that from me.
Oh, you did Luke Coutures and Sainte-Petersburg?
I wouldn't do that.
No?
No.
Get, like, couches and stuff.
You're also not a cool dude.
Yeah.
You're right.
Me and Nick are bullies.
Yeah.
You should get the Ames chair tattoo.
Yeah, that would be cool.
Do shit like that.
Get the Ames chair.
That'd be cool.
Get the Ames chair.
But you're into that stuff, and you make that stuff cool.
Yeah, I wish.
No, no.
I think I'm having, like, a full-on, like, I'll get, like, Jesus pieces and,
like, Christian
and Catholic pieces.
Did you ever own any?
I'm with that.
We called them, did you ever own a chain with a charm?
We called them charms.
I never had a chain.
Never did a chain.
My brother does chains.
I don't do chains.
I wish.
I feel like it would get me claustrophobic.
They're back heavy.
Get a nice cross like this.
I would.
I want that.
Bert has a nice one, too.
Bert has a nice, thin gold one with a-
A nice piece.
A saint and a cross.
Really?
Hmm.
That's what you should be doing.
I should get a chain.
I'll go to the 47th Street and get a chain from Rex.
There you go.
Rex watches.
Do you ever own any, you know, Echo?
Like, what was the passion in ice?
I had FUBU.
My cousin, Jon Jon, used to get, he was, like, a big guy.
And I was, like, eighth grade, I got, like, big.
Just fat.
I was a fat eighth grader.
And then I got skinny.
I'd go up and down.
You guys were very lucky with that, your generation, too.
Yeah, go up and down.
For fat guys.
You were able to do the big sweatsuits.
The baggy clothes was big.
Yeah.
The big hoodies every day.
I didn't have that shit in fucking 85 when I was a fat kid in fucking seventh
grade.
I told you I was walking on that skin-tight Adidas, velvet fucking-
Just trying to breakdance.
Looking like the kid for a bad Santa.
Just tryi