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So did you have to go to a Nissan dealership or just a regular mechanic?
I went to a dealership.
Did you buy new or used?
I bought it used.
I bought it 2018 and 2020.
Cash.
Boom.
This guy's got 5,800 on him.
Cash, cash, or a check?
A check.
Okay.
And I mailed it.
It'll be there in three to four months.
But I pulled a baller class move.
I said, I'm going to pay.
They were like, it's going to be installments, whatever, because they want you
to have their
hooks in you.
Sure.
And I said, no, no, I got cash.
And they said, oh, we don't do that.
And I said to them, I write a check for $18,000 right now.
You're not taking it?
And they went, well, let me check to the manager.
And he came back.
I said, we'd love to take it.
Yeah, I thought so.
It was the coolest I've ever been in my life.
Yeah, there you go.
I'm like, who's taking it?
Dude's turning away cash.
That's crazy.
Yeah.
Also, I love you sitting across from a finance guy.
I cut you a check for 18 grand right now.
We can't do business.
With the sweatshirt on.
I had my money guy in my ear.
He was telling me all the lines like Newman.
Tell me, write him a check.
Legally, you have to take this.
It's American currency.
But yeah, so now my car, now I'm paying for a garage with no car in it.
My dad's driving it around.
I got word from my sister.
She's on the inside.
She's like, you know, dad's driving your car all the time.
He's driving the car up there, but won't drive it down here for you?
You're goddamn straight.
What's his day-to-day car?
He has no car.
We got problems.
Your dad has no car?
Well, they share a car.
Poppy's a little slot.
Now he's got my car.
Your mom and dad have one car.
Yeah.
What kind of car is it?
It's like a Toyota CRV, maybe, something like that, some kind of thing.
Huh.
It's leased.
Yeah, it's not.
They're both retired, though.
No, no, they're still working.
What?
Yeah.
How do they get to work?
One drives the other one and then drives back.
No kidding.
Yeah, and then goes and picks her up.
It's like a Norman Rockwell up there.
It's like Angela's Ashes.
We got some problems up there.
I'd love to help them, but I'm living down in Manhattan.
I'm drowning.
I'd love to help them.
I just lost all my money.
I pick up the tab here and there.
Here's the thing.
Would you tell your parents you spent $170 on a sweatshirt?
Everyone knows.
They know quality.
They know this isn't Sears, baby.
This ain't Sears and Roebuck.
Look at Joe walking around in his fancy sweater.
Yeah.
I mean, yeah, they know.
They get it.
Okay.
Did you spoil them for Christmas this year?
He's letting them use the car.
Yeah, I gave them a fucking car, for Christ's sakes.
No, we don't really do.
I got them some gift cards.
I got like a Home Depot for my dad, and then I got a $100 gift card.
But we try not to spend money because they spend the money on the kid,
and then everybody's a little short on cash up there.
With you.
Yeah.
Very nice.
It feels a little silly to be, oh, here's this.
Oh, I got you this.
Yeah, no, I agree with that.
At a certain age and, you know.
Yeah, no presents.
It's tough.
It's not toys.
I don't give a shit.
Right.
Hate it.
It's got to be something like special.
Some person.
Hey, I found his autographed Seinfeld script or something like that.
Yeah, that'd be.
You would like that.
I don't think your dad would be fucking chomping it to bits against his hands.
Well, if I found a Partridge Family script and gave it to her, you know.
Sure.
This one's about parents and cars as well.
This is from Chris.
Is it garbage if your mom is the primary driver even when your dad's in the car?
That's a tough one.
I mean, I never saw that in my life.
That's nuts.
My dad could drink 450 Captain Cokes.
He's driving the car.
Your dad drinking.
I have never once ever in my life seen my father in the passenger seat and my
mother driving.
I've been in the car, and I want to admit I have had stepmom, you know, two
sets of parents,
and I want to admit who it was, but the gentleman had said to the lady, I'm
okay, I got it.
I was in the backseat like, I don't think we're okay.
I don't think he has it.
No, no.
I mean, I cannot even visualize my dad in the passenger seat with my mother
driving.
I do it sometimes now because my wife doesn't drink and I'll have a cocktail or
two.
Sure.
Which then.
He'll get all fucked up.
I'll get all fucked up.
Not really, but even if I have like two, you know, we just went out for our
anniversary.
Yeah, it's like, why am I going to drive even with two beers, you know?
Sure.
Two Manhattans.
I mean, when I'm in Texas, Sarah will drive because it's her mother's car.
So she'll drive around.
And she's okay for a girl.
I respect that.
That's fun.
But then a lot of times if we're going far, I'll take the wheel.
I just got.
Of her mom's car.
Yeah.
Once we get out of you.
You'll drive her mom's car.
Yeah.
Well, you know, I'm a man.
These bitches don't know what they're doing.
No, not at all.
They don't know how to drive a car.
It's always odd when you're sitting in the passenger seat of your car.
Yeah.
Yeah, that's funky.
Yeah.
I mean, when I was drinking, I would do it all the time.
Because I was never.
This is always so funny to me.
When I was drinking, I was never afraid of dying.
I was only afraid of getting arrested.
A hundred percent.
I don't want to get arrested.
So I would give it to the drunkest person ever.
I'm like, hey, you get arrested in my car.
Oh, I never did that.
I liked Captain in the ship.
Right.
Yeah.
One time we switched sides.
My buddy was driving and he was drunk.
We pulled into a Denny's parking lot and I wasn't drinking.
And we just literally just went around the car real quick.
And the cop was right behind us.
And he's like, who's driving?
And I was like, I was.
He's like, no, you weren't.
He was.
I was like, nah.
He's like, all right.
Sucker.
Nice.
Got him.
Told him to beat it.
Beat it.
That's what that song's about.
All right.
Cut that.
That was worse than the Valentine's Day candy.
I hit the brakes on that.
Sorry.
And then nothing happened.
You know what it is?
I'm too hot in this sweatshirt.
Take it off.
No.
I got a bra on under this.
I got a new car.
My wife keeps going.
Like, I came into work yesterday and she's just like, oh, what's the, because
we, you have
a number at our lot.
Like, I wonder you call and say, hey, I need car number 62 or whatever.
And she's like, what's the number of the new car?
And I'm like, yeah, schmooking or whatever.
Like, I'm just, because I don't want her driving the new car.
I'm nervous her driving the new car.
Does she want to take it?
Yeah.
She's like, I want to go to the grocery store.
I want to go to Jersey.
I want to go to the mall.
I want to take the baby here.
And I'm like, yeah, it's a, you know, it's all the way in the back of the lot.
You know, it's a whole thing.
It's all the way in the back of the car.
It's a big car.
She's not used to the big cars.
You're insured.
I know.
I'm shocked.
You're usually pretty loose with that stuff.
Yeah.
Well, you get older, you buy that car.
Now, I used to always, I only overdrove hand-me-down cars.
A dead grandfather, a different dead grandfather, a dead grandmother.
And then I would be like, who wants to drive my car?
Take the car.
I'd be throwing the keys around my back.
And then I bought a car, cash.
Don't touch it.
And now I'm like, nobody's driving my fucking car.
Yeah, there's like, there's value.
Every car I ever had was like, it was like just a piece of shit.
And I'm like, yeah, who cares?
Drive it around.
Now your dad's up there driving around in your car.
I know.
I don't care for it.
He's a nut, too.
And he likes to whack them back.
What a new transmission, too.
Brand new.
Probably humming.
It's probably double clutching.
I didn't know.
It's not a stick, is it?
No.
God, no.
Do you know how to drive stick?
I was taught to drive stick in a cemetery parking lot by Tom Dustin.
Tommy!
That's so funny.
A boy.
And then he was like, I've never seen anyone pick up on this this fast.
And then I was whizzing all around.
He's like, it's crazy.
He's like, seriously, I've never seen anything like it.
Like he's the main stick teacher.
He's a big stick guy.
You know what I mean?
No one ever in the history of stick.
I cruised around and went around town, and I was driving that stick like
fucking, you
know, a guy who drives stick well.
You were moving.
And then I've never driven stick since that.
And that was 18 years ago.
Go out on top, baby.
Yeah.
I mean, I think I could get it done, but it wouldn't be pretty, probably.
They still make them, right?
Yeah.
It's like a few percent.
It's like a couple of percent.
My car in high school was stick.
Yeah.
Really?
Yeah.
What was it?
Well, how far out of high school are you?
Honda Accord.
He's like 26.
I'm 28.
Yeah, like 10 years ago.
Hot.
Guy keeps getting hotter.
That's why they keep me around.
I'll pay for your hotel.
He's got five minutes.
Two nights.
That's it.
All right.
Let's see here.
This one's just funny.
It's just from Doggy Dingleberries.
You ever poop in a winter coat?
I think you got to take the winter coat off if you're, that's an away game.
I got to tell you, I just did this.
So did I.
Like a few, I don't want to say minutes ago, but like two days ago at the
airport.
Literally two days ago.
You don't take the jacket off and hang it.
I'm afraid I poop on the back of it.
There was no hook and it was a bit of an emergency and I thought, should I put
it on my suitcase?
But it was like, it was, it was ready.
It was rattling the cages.
How puffy of a winter coat are we talking?
It's very puffy.
Really?
Big puff.
Huh?
Yeah.
Puffed it.
How'd you wipe like that?
I just, I kind of pulled it up with the left hand and then wiped with the right
hand.
But I was nervous.
I would be nervous the rest of the day that I have shit on my head.
Yeah.
I mean, I'm nervous for that.
I do.
That's my, sometimes I'll take pictures of my butt that make sure I got nothing
going on
there.
I poop in the lobby of my building a lot because it's a, it's a quiet little
spot.
Nobody goes in there.
So like if I'm coming home, if I'm coming home, I'll leave the house.
Yeah.
I'll go down there and do my business.
You know, take the elevator down, stretch my legs a little bit.
It's quiet in there.
It's bigger than my bathroom.
It's one of the craziest things.
Really?
Yeah, it's wild, dude.
I don't like this one.
And I doubt the neighbors are thrilled by it.
Nobody knows you're in there.
Nobody uses it.
There's two bathrooms in our building no one goes into.
One in the gym and one in the lobby.
And I use them both.
Okay.
Like an extended living room.
But I went in there and I had my winter cone on.
I was like, I gotta take this off.
It's like Plainel.
I think Plainel's putting something in my food.
Tell my wife, I'm in my office.
Yeah, I don't know.
I, I, I, I stopped trying to, I don't love doing away games.
Are you okay with an away game?
I try to shit.
I try to not to.
I shit at the gym if I have to, but I try to always shit at home.
I like a home shit.
Yeah.
Same with the hotel on the road.
I'm like Starbucks shit.
I can't do it.
Wait.
I try not to do it.
I can, but I don't want to.
You don't shit in your hotel room.
Yeah.
Yeah.
That's what I mean.
I got to get back to the hotel room.
Gotcha.
Oh yeah.
If you're on the road.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
But I just mean like, I won't shit in the restaurant.
I'll save it up.
A hundred percent.
Read, whatever, watch YouTube.
I'm with you.
Have the shower as an option if things get hairy.
You know what I mean?
You get one of those rogue wipes that goes up the side.
I got to get right in the shower.
Buddy, you're speaking my language.
My percentage of that is about, I don't know, 30%.
Yeah.
Same.
I'm getting in the shower after.
Yeah.
That's a high number.
I like to be fresh.
Yeah.
Is that bad?
You got a removable shower head?
No.
So what are you going to do?
Like a lean and spread?
Just take a shower.
I know, but how do you get up in the hole?
He puts his hand in there.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
What do you mean normal?
The shower, the water comes down.
I put my butt again towards the shower and I do that.
I know, but you get a removable shower head.
You just jam that shower head right in there.
Blast it out.
Sure.
I guess.
Highly recommend.
Huh.
Interesting.
Wait, when you do that, are you only washing your bottom?
You're not taking a whole shower?
No, I take a whole shower, but then when it comes time for my asshole, I put
that shower
head right in there.
You guys know.
Luke.
I'm with it.
You don't have a removable shower head.
I do not.
Yeah.
But if you do.
If you do.
That's trash.
It'd be going up my ass.
What?
Removable shower head.
No, that's classy.
No, that's class.
The new ones, I had to get a new bathroom and they're like big and then the
middle of
it pops up.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Oh, no, it's nice.
I don't like that.
And then they have adjustable.
I don't like the way you mean it's on like a post next to the regular shower
head.
No, that's classy too.
Yeah.
You can move that up and down.
I can never work those though.
Yeah, you're not a sharp guy.
Nah.
Kind of an idiot.
Okay.
Same.
Hey, did you mail your entire savings to a guy?
That I've never done.
I couldn't imagine going into a bank.
Fuck.
I couldn't imagine going into a bank.
I couldn't imagine going into a bank.
I couldn't imagine going into a bank.
I couldn't imagine going into a bank.
I couldn't imagine going into a bank.
I couldn't imagine going into a bank.
I couldn't imagine going into a bank.
I couldn't imagine going into a bank.
I couldn't imagine going into a bank.
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I couldn't imagine going into a bank.

Joe List’s $18,000 "Baller Move" At The Nissan Dealership | Are You Garbage

So did you have to go to a Nissan dealership or just a regular mechanic?
I went to a dealership.
Did you buy new or used?
I bought it used.
I bought it 2018 and 2020.
Cash.
Boom.
This guy's got 5,800 on him.
Cash, cash, or a check?
A check.
Okay.
And I mailed it.
It'll be there in three to four months.
But I pulled a baller class move.
I said, I'm going to pay.
They were like, it's going to be installments, whatever, because they want you
to have their
hooks in you.
Sure.
And I said, no, no, I got cash.
And they said, oh, we don't do that.
And I said to them, I write a check for $18,000 right now.
You're not taking it?
And they went, well, let me check to the manager.
And he came back.
I said, we'd love to take it.
Yeah, I thought so.
It was the coolest I've ever been in my life.
Yeah, there you go.
I'm like, who's taking it?
Dude's turning away cash.
That's crazy.
Yeah.
Also, I love you sitting across from a finance guy.
I cut you a check for 18 grand right now.
We can't do business.
With the sweatshirt on.
I had my money guy in my ear.
He was telling me all the lines like Newman.
Tell me, write him a check.
Legally, you have to take this.
It's American currency.
But yeah, so now my car, now I'm paying for a garage with no car in it.
My dad's driving it around.
I got word from my sister.
She's on the inside.
She's like, you know, dad's driving your car all the time.
He's driving the car up there, but won't drive it down here for you?
You're goddamn straight.
What's his day-to-day car?
He has no car.
We got problems.
Your dad has no car?
Well, they share a car.
Poppy's a little slot.
Now he's got my car.
Your mom and dad have one car.
Yeah.
What kind of car is it?
It's like a Toyota CRV, maybe, something like that, some kind of thing.
Huh.
It's leased.
Yeah, it's not.
They're both retired, though.
No, no, they're still working.
What?
Yeah.
How do they get to work?
One drives the other one and then drives back.
No kidding.
Yeah, and then goes and picks her up.
It's like a Norman Rockwell up there.
It's like Angela's Ashes.
We got some problems up there.
I'd love to help them, but I'm living down in Manhattan.
I'm drowning.
I'd love to help them.
I just lost all my money.
I pick up the tab here and there.
Here's the thing.
Would you tell your parents you spent $170 on a sweatshirt?
Everyone knows.
They know quality.
They know this isn't Sears, baby.
This ain't Sears and Roebuck.
Look at Joe walking around in his fancy sweater.
Yeah.
I mean, yeah, they know.
They get it.
Okay.
Did you spoil them for Christmas this year?
He's letting them use the car.
Yeah, I gave them a fucking car, for Christ's sakes.
No, we don't really do.
I got them some gift cards.
I got like a Home Depot for my dad, and then I got a $100 gift card.
But we try not to spend money because they spend the money on the kid,
and then everybody's a little short on cash up there.
With you.
Yeah.
Very nice.
It feels a little silly to be, oh, here's this.
Oh, I got you this.
Yeah, no, I agree with that.
At a certain age and, you know.
Yeah, no presents.
It's tough.
It's not toys.
I don't give a shit.
Right.
Hate it.
It's got to be something like special.
Some person.
Hey, I found his autographed Seinfeld script or something like that.
Yeah, that'd be.
You would like that.
I don't think your dad would be fucking chomping it to bits against his hands.
Well, if I found a Partridge Family script and gave it to her, you know.
Sure.
This one's about parents and cars as well.
This is from Chris.
Is it garbage if your mom is the primary driver even when your dad's in the car?
That's a tough one.
I mean, I never saw that in my life.
That's nuts.
My dad could drink 450 Captain Cokes.
He's driving the car.
Your dad drinking.
I have never once ever in my life seen my father in the passenger seat and my
mother driving.
I've been in the car, and I want to admit I have had stepmom, you know, two
sets of parents,
and I want to admit who it was, but the gentleman had said to the lady, I'm
okay, I got it.
I was in the backseat like, I don't think we're okay.
I don't think he has it.
No, no.
I mean, I cannot even visualize my dad in the passenger seat with my mother
driving.
I do it sometimes now because my wife doesn't drink and I'll have a cocktail or
two.
Sure.
Which then.
He'll get all fucked up.
I'll get all fucked up.
Not really, but even if I have like two, you know, we just went out for our
anniversary.
Yeah, it's like, why am I going to drive even with two beers, you know?
Sure.
Two Manhattans.
I mean, when I'm in Texas, Sarah will drive because it's her mother's car.
So she'll drive around.
And she's okay for a girl.
I respect that.
That's fun.
But then a lot of times if we're going far, I'll take the wheel.
I just got.
Of her mom's car.
Yeah.
Once we get out of you.
You'll drive her mom's car.
Yeah.
Well, you know, I'm a man.
These bitches don't know what they're doing.
No, not at all.
They don't know how to drive a car.
It's always odd when you're sitting in the passenger seat of your car.
Yeah.
Yeah, that's funky.
Yeah.
I mean, when I was drinking, I would do it all the time.
Because I was never.
This is always so funny to me.
When I was drinking, I was never afraid of dying.
I was only afraid of getting arrested.
A hundred percent.
I don't want to get arrested.
So I would give it to the drunkest person ever.
I'm like, hey, you get arrested in my car.
Oh, I never did that.
I liked Captain in the ship.
Right.
Yeah.
One time we switched sides.
My buddy was driving and he was drunk.
We pulled into a Denny's parking lot and I wasn't drinking.
And we just literally just went around the car real quick.
And the cop was right behind us.
And he's like, who's driving?
And I was like, I was.
He's like, no, you weren't.
He was.
I was like, nah.
He's like, all right.
Sucker.
Nice.
Got him.
Told him to beat it.
Beat it.
That's what that song's about.
All right.
Cut that.
That was worse than the Valentine's Day candy.
I hit the brakes on that.
Sorry.
And then nothing happened.
You know what it is?
I'm too hot in this sweatshirt.
Take it off.
No.
I got a bra on under this.
I got a new car.
My wife keeps going.
Like, I came into work yesterday and she's just like, oh, what's the, because
we, you have
a number at our lot.
Like, I wonder you call and say, hey, I need car number 62 or whatever.
And she's like, what's the number of the new car?
And I'm like, yeah, schmooking or whatever.
Like, I'm just, because I don't want her driving the new car.
I'm nervous her driving the new car.
Does she want to take it?
Yeah.
She's like, I want to go to the grocery store.
I want to go to Jersey.
I want to go to the mall.
I want to take the baby here.
And I'm like, yeah, it's a, you know, it's all the way in the back of the lot.
You know, it's a whole thing.
It's all the way in the back of the car.
It's a big car.
She's not used to the big cars.
You're insured.
I know.
I'm shocked.
You're usually pretty loose with that stuff.
Yeah.
Well, you get older, you buy that car.
Now, I used to always, I only overdrove hand-me-down cars.
A dead grandfather, a different dead grandfather, a dead grandmother.
And then I would be like, who wants to drive my car?
Take the car.
I'd be throwing the keys around my back.
And then I bought a car, cash.
Don't touch it.
And now I'm like, nobody's driving my fucking car.
Yeah, there's like, there's value.
Every car I ever had was like, it was like just a piece of shit.
And I'm like, yeah, who cares?
Drive it around.
Now your dad's up there driving around in your car.
I know.
I don't care for it.
He's a nut, too.
And he likes to whack them back.
What a new transmission, too.
Brand new.
Probably humming.
It's probably double clutching.
I didn't know.
It's not a stick, is it?
No.
God, no.
Do you know how to drive stick?
I was taught to drive stick in a cemetery parking lot by Tom Dustin.
Tommy!
That's so funny.
A boy.
And then he was like, I've never seen anyone pick up on this this fast.
And then I was whizzing all around.
He's like, it's crazy.
He's like, seriously, I've never seen anything like it.
Like he's the main stick teacher.
He's a big stick guy.
You know what I mean?
No one ever in the history of stick.
I cruised around and went around town, and I was driving that stick like
fucking, you
know, a guy who drives stick well.
You were moving.
And then I've never driven stick since that.
And that was 18 years ago.
Go out on top, baby.
Yeah.
I mean, I think I could get it done, but it wouldn't be pretty, probably.
They still make them, right?
Yeah.
It's like a few percent.
It's like a couple of percent.
My car in high school was stick.
Yeah.
Really?
Yeah.
What was it?
Well, how far out of high school are you?
Honda Accord.
He's like 26.
I'm 28.
Yeah, like 10 years ago.
Hot.
Guy keeps getting hotter.
That's why they keep me around.
I'll pay for your hotel.
He's got five minutes.
Two nights.
That's it.
All right.
Let's see here.
This one's just funny.
It's just from Doggy Dingleberries.
You ever poop in a winter coat?
I think you got to take the winter coat off if you're, that's an away game.
I got to tell you, I just did this.
So did I.
Like a few, I don't want to say minutes ago, but like two days ago at the
airport.
Literally two days ago.
You don't take the jacket off and hang it.
I'm afraid I poop on the back of it.
There was no hook and it was a bit of an emergency and I thought, should I put
it on my suitcase?
But it was like, it was, it was ready.
It was rattling the cages.
How puffy of a winter coat are we talking?
It's very puffy.
Really?
Big puff.
Huh?
Yeah.
Puffed it.
How'd you wipe like that?
I just, I kind of pulled it up with the left hand and then wiped with the right
hand.
But I was nervous.
I would be nervous the rest of the day that I have shit on my head.
Yeah.
I mean, I'm nervous for that.
I do.
That's my, sometimes I'll take pictures of my butt that make sure I got nothing
going on
there.
I poop in the lobby of my building a lot because it's a, it's a quiet little
spot.
Nobody goes in there.
So like if I'm coming home, if I'm coming home, I'll leave the house.
Yeah.
I'll go down there and do my business.
You know, take the elevator down, stretch my legs a little bit.
It's quiet in there.
It's bigger than my bathroom.
It's one of the craziest things.
Really?
Yeah, it's wild, dude.
I don't like this one.
And I doubt the neighbors are thrilled by it.
Nobody knows you're in there.
Nobody uses it.
There's two bathrooms in our building no one goes into.
One in the gym and one in the lobby.
And I use them both.
Okay.
Like an extended living room.
But I went in there and I had my winter cone on.
I was like, I gotta take this off.
It's like Plainel.
I think Plainel's putting something in my food.
Tell my wife, I'm in my office.
Yeah, I don't know.
I, I, I, I stopped trying to, I don't love doing away games.
Are you okay with an away game?
I try to shit.
I try to not to.
I shit at the gym if I have to, but I try to always shit at home.
I like a home shit.
Yeah.
Same with the hotel on the road.
I'm like Starbucks shit.
I can't do it.
Wait.
I try not to do it.
I can, but I don't want to.
You don't shit in your hotel room.
Yeah.
Yeah.
That's what I mean.
I got to get back to the hotel room.
Gotcha.
Oh yeah.
If you're on the road.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
But I just mean like, I won't shit in the restaurant.
I'll save it up.
A hundred percent.
Read, whatever, watch YouTube.
I'm with you.
Have the shower as an option if things get hairy.
You know what I mean?
You get one of those rogue wipes that goes up the side.
I got to get right in the shower.
Buddy, you're speaking my language.
My percentage of that is about, I don't know, 30%.
Yeah.
Same.
I'm getting in the shower after.
Yeah.
That's a high number.
I like to be fresh.
Yeah.
Is that bad?
You got a removable shower head?
No.
So what are you going to do?
Like a lean and spread?
Just take a shower.
I know, but how do you get up in the hole?
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