Name: Tom Segura Pooped His Pants On Set For 8 Hours Straight
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Tom Segura Pooped His Pants On Set For 8 Hours Straight' from Are You Garbage Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2026-04-08. Transcript available.

You know that I shit my pants on season two of Bad Thoughts.
Nice.
And I didn't know.
What?
This is crazy.
Okay.
So I'm wearing, I don't want to give away the character.
Okay.
But I'm wearing a, I'm in a character.
But he wasn't supposed to shit his pants.
No.
And I have multiple layers on, let's just say that.
So I have like my underwear, like a bodysuit thing, another harness, pants.
So you don't know, like it's, it's a lot going on.
A lot of thick padding.
A lot of padding.
I also have like crazy glove things.
Like there's, everything's uncomfortable.
So this particular day on production, like I'm tired as fuck.
You're working, you know, 14, 16 hour days, five days a week.
I'm just to keep going.
I'm like, I don't do this in my regular life, but in production, I'm like, yeah,
give me,
give me like something to go.
So I took Adderall.
No shit.
Yeah.
And I'm not used to it.
So I took a low dose, but I'm like, all right.
Well, this one day where we're doing this.
I love how you're like, I'll do drugs for work.
Yeah.
I'm like, I take the Adderall in the morning.
In the afternoon, somebody comes up to me and they go, hey, here's a different
thing.
It's, it's not, it's, it's also like a stimulant.
It's not Adderall.
But it's like, it's like, it's a little milder, but the way it works is
different.
And I go, okay.
So I take it.
Vyvanse?
It's not Vyvanse.
Concerted?
Because those are my favorite.
And I know what those are.
Okay.
But that person that got Michael Jackson, what happened to Michael Jackson?
And I'm like, man.
And like almost immediately, I'm like, I could feel, it's not that I feel it in
my head.
I feel it in my stomach is like gurgling.
And then I, I tell that person, I'm like, man, my stomach.
And they're like, did you just take that?
And I go, yeah, you just gave it to me.
And they're like, oh, you shouldn't take it if you've already taken the other
one.
I was like, okay.
They're like, yeah, it's a set.
You just take those separately.
I'm like, great.
Cheap.
Well, why'd I give it?
Thanks.
So I take it.
And now I'm in a house shooting this thing.
And I'm like, man, my stomach is real.
All costumed up.
All costumed up.
I'm like, my stomach's really, I go, I need to fart.
Like, I could feel like gas bubbles in my stomach.
So at one point we have a little, you know, new setup.
It's like, you have like 10 minutes.
I just go outside.
I'm standing on a street and I rip a massive fart.
And I'm like, that's fucking.
It's gnarly.
That's gnarly.
You can smell it through all those layers.
I don't, I don't smell it.
It's just on a hot mic.
You feel it.
I feel it.
I feel it.
And I do, I have to be honest.
I do go, huh, did something, did something come out?
You're a smart guy.
You know what I mean?
You're not, you're not an idiot.
Yeah.
I'm like, did something come out of there?
Yeah.
There's nothing worse than one of those.
And then I started to, I go, it's going to take me forever to, to find out,
like to get
all this stuff off.
And we have another setup.
I go, I didn't.
That was just like a lot of gas.
And about 10 people are going to have to be involved in that.
A whole team.
And they'll be asking questions of why, why are you?
What's going on?
Just got to make a call.
So I just work the rest of the day, dude.
That, that fart's probably at like.
The rest of the day.
The rest of the day.
It's all jacked up on Z-Vans or whatever the fuck.
I'm just like, I'm, I'm going.
And, and there is no smell.
No one smell.
I don't smell anything.
No one says anything.
I, I have no question about it.
You're the star of the show.
They're not going to go, hey, Tom, did you smell like shit, dude?
I would be like, I know something's up.
So they're all 20 feet away from you.
So I forget about that fart and I, I don't have a sensation.
At the end of the day, I go back to the trailer and costume starts.
The partner starts helping me change.
Cause I have to, I have to get the stuff off my hands and they help get the
pants and the
body suit still nothing, nothing.
And then I go, I'm going to change into my comfort.
They have the comfort clothes for like hair and makeup and then, you know, go
home after
I change again.
So I take everything off.
I put on my underwear.
You still don't know at this time?
I still don't know.
Did someone else tell you, you shit your pants?
No.
I put on my underwear.
I put on the comfort sweats.
I go to the makeup trailer.
They take up all the makeup.
I come back.
I take off the comfort sweats, put on my pants, my shirt.
And go home.
I go all the way home.
It's like a 45 minute drive.
I get home.
And a lot of days on set, you're like, you get home.
Let's say if it's a hot day, you're like, I'm getting right in the shower.
Sure.
On this particular day, I'm like, man, I'm not, I'm not like sweaty.
I'm exhausted.
I'm just going to get in bed, dude.
Just not get back.
Just something Bert would do.
Yeah.
I take off my stuff.
I'm just in my boxers now.
And as I get in the bed, I get in, I sigh, I get in like sideways.
Like I, I crawl in on my side and I take, cause I'm so tired.
I'm like, I just want to, and I take the sheet up like this.
And as I pull the sheet up, like the air comes up and I go, oh my God.
Is there a homeless man in here?
And I jump out of bed.
I jump and I go, I don't even like check.
I just freeze.
And I go, that's the fart.
That's the fart.
I shit my pants.
And I, I'm in, I'm like, no.
So I, I don't.
How many hours?
I mean.
We're 18 hours away from the initial fart, right?
No, but we're probably more than five.
Yeah.
More than five hours.
That's crazy.
Yeah.
We're probably like seven or eight hours.
That's fucking insane.
I just walk straight into the bathroom, right?
I just, I walk straight into the bathroom.
I sit down and I'm like, all right, let's put some toilet paper back here and
see what,
what's back there.
Five hours.
If this was a zombie virus, it would be spreading around.
I take the paper and I go like this.
It's just a wall of shit.
It's so much shit, dude.
It's just so much shit.
And it's just been sitting, it's been sitting there for like eight hours.
Is it hardened?
Like is it?
It's, it's, it's drier.
It's dry.
It's dry.
It's like dry shit.
And I'm like, holy shit.
And I take, I mean, obviously like, I just want to get like the cake off of me,
like the
icing and I just, I throw, you know, I wipe clean.
And then I go, well, obviously straight in the shower.
And then I go, did, did they know?
Like did, did, did the costume department know?
So I'm sweating it all weekend, all weekend.
I'm like, I'm mortified that I was like, that they thought I was like, here's
some shit.
And I just like throw it on the ground.
Yeah, you shit my pants, someone deal with this.
You fucking clean it.
Where's my Ferrari?
So I see the costume people and I'm like, they go, what?
I go, did I?
And they're like, what?
And I'm like, did I, did you see this shit?
And they're like, what shit?
And I go, Friday.
I think you're losing your mind.
And the lady's like, what are you talking about?
I go, and I used to tell her this story.
I go, I shit my pants.
I didn't even know until I got home.
And all weekend, I've been thinking that you had to deal with like shit filled
clothes
and that I just walked away.
And she was like, no.
She goes, I promise you.
I was like, oh my God.
I'm just so relieved that that didn't happen.
Fast forward a few weeks later, we're wrapping the show.
And a different person in the costume department just says something to be like,
she goes, you
know something?
You always smell amazing.
And I go, what?
She goes, you always smell amazing.
We were just saying like, I don't know if it's like cologne or you smell great.
And I jokingly go, well, except for the day I shit myself.
And she goes, like that.
And I go, wait.
Whoa.
So you do know?
And she was like, well, yeah.
And I go, well, how much shit was there?
And she goes, just a little bit.
And I go, where was it?
I'm going to die.
This is horrible.
It was in your comfort sweats.
So when I, it wasn't in my costume.
It transferred with you.
Your comfort sweats.
When I sat in the makeup trailer.
Squishing it in.
Squishing it in.
And here's the thing.
The one didn't know.
She goes, I went in there and picked it up.
And I saw you.
She jumped on the grenade.
Didn't say anything.
She goes, I saw a little bit of shit.
And I put it in a bag.
So when you did get out of your comfort sweats, the makeup, you just left it on
the floor in
your trailer?
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah.
You got to fold that up.
You got to put that aside, something.
I mean, I just dropped it.
I just dropped it.
I wasn't thinking.
So it was dropped like, as if you stepped out of it?
Yeah, probably as if I stepped out of it.
I don't know if you would be able to see the streak.
If I had looked, I didn't look.
I just literally took the moment.
But if you're walking in to pick it up.
Oh, you see the streak.
Well, she said, she goes, it was just like a little bit.
Do you think she's lying?
No, because I had my boxers on.
So what makes sense that a little bit had been in there.
I sat down and then the shit was just like a little bit in those sweats.
But man, I've never sat with shit in between my ass for eight hours before.
That's fucking, that just gave me a cold sweat.
It was really a homeless feeling, you know?
Sure.
It's even scarier is that you didn't know.
I didn't know.
Man.
Or I think the truth is that I kind of knew.
And I just was like, nah, it's not real.
Wow.
You know?
So we are so the opposite.
Deniability, I like it.
I don't trust any fart ever.
You don't trust?
I think I've shit myself four times a day.
A wet one would have been different though.
Sure.
You know what I mean?
When you're like, oh, like when you're like, the thing about this mystery fart
was that
the fact that I, I didn't have liquid shit.
I took like a real shit.
Yeah, you shit.
I actually.
You shit.
It wasn't like an accident.
I farted a little bit of like a log of shit out.
And then it was like, well, that's fine.
Yeah.
Man.
Is that trashy?
Yeah.
Yeah.
That's pretty trashy.
Yeah.
Yeah.
That.
And it's good to know that no, no matter, you know, what you got going on now,
you'll
still shit yourself.
You got that.
I still shit myself.
And TV show, not your TV show.
Yeah.
The person that you were in the early 2000s, you still are.
I really am.
You are trash.
I mean, the only thing that I was thinking of, you know, the craziest thing.
I mean, the only thing that I was thinking of, you know, the craziest thing
that I was thinking of, you know, the craziest thing that I was thinking of,
you know, the craziest thing that I was thinking of, you know, the craziest
thing that I was thinking of, you know, the craziest thing that I was thinking
of.