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Is it garbage to eat your takeout slash dinner leftovers for breakfast the next
morning, regardless of what they are?
Steak, chicken alfredo, Chinese food.
Is there a limit to what you'll do for breakfast?
No, I've done it all.
Yeah, I've hit the leftovers for breakfast.
Garbage for sure, but let's go.
Man, I've done it before coffee.
I've done it in my underwear, straight out of bed.
There's something so dirty but good, you're like, I'm just doing it.
Leftovers.
It's just, it's so, that feeling when you wake up and you know that it's there,
that you know that there's leftovers, I think there's few better feelings.
I'm trying to think, it's one of the best feelings.
One night in the fridge, there's still that pulse in the center of it.
It's still there.
It's not bad yet.
No.
No, it's still good.
It's so good.
It's not rock through.
Just needs about 20, 25 seconds of the microwave.
A little love.
Just give it a little warmth in the microwave, let it touch just a little spank
from the microwave,
just a little spank of heat.
I've started doing this in my later years.
My old roommate used to do this all the time.
He would always say, don't put the leftovers in there.
Like, if we would get Chinese food, and he'd be like, I'm going to bed.
Yeah.
Don't put the, don't put the leftovers in, don't put my leftovers in the fridge.
Put them in the microwave.
Leave it in there.
If you leave it in there one night, it's.
I get it.
The second, I, yeah, that's a little.
I wouldn't do it.
What?
I wouldn't do it.
I've done that with burger, with McDonald's burgers over the summer.
Oh.
Oh, God.
I just left it up.
Wait, for the whole summer?
No, dummy.
No.
Like, I would, in my little routine, it would always end with, you know, a
McDonald's order.
And then.
Maybe I wouldn't get to it.
The daily doubles at McDonald's.
But I get, with McDonald's, you don't really want it to harden up in the fridge.
I do like, I do like a cold Wendy's burger in the fridge.
I like a cold hamburger.
You're a bit of an interesting guy, isn't that?
Yeah, you really are.
And I only poop in the master bedroom.
Yeah.
There's nothing about a cold fast food burger that I like.
Really?
Yeah, because when it's cold, you could really, the heat disguises.
It loses all of it.
Yeah.
I like that.
It disguises that you're eating absolute poison.
I like to know what it is.
I like to be in fucking, I take the red pill.
You don't want to feel hurt.
No, I don't want to feel hurt.
You're chasing the pain.
You're like a little pain.
You're chasing, you're riding the lightning, as they say.
Put the gun to my head.
I would never, I would never keep it in the microwave.
It's not a storage.
But I'm familiar, I'm familiar with the bit.
I know what you're talking about.
Because it is cut off from the rest of the air.
Yeah.
It's sealed in there.
Or just the point of not refrigerating it.
Sure.
So it doesn't get that refrigeration just for one night.
That's an early commitment.
That means you know, that's a premeditated crime.
You know when you wake up in the morning.
Yeah.
Oh.
You know you're going right at it.
Yeah.
Yeah.
You're going right at it.
So when you put it in there at night, you're going, in the morning, I'm going
right at
this thing.
Sleep tight.
Yeah.
Another perfect food one.
Don't let the bug man bite.
This is from Leroy.
$10 homie, never have one read.
What's the classy way to eat a hoagie and chips?
Do you, one, pour the whole bag of chips out on the paper?
Let's say, all right, so you set the table.
You got the hoagie, you unwrap it.
This is great.
You got your paper.
Great.
Open it up, right?
One, you pour the whole bag of chips on the paper.
Two, you go chip for chip out of the bag.
Three, you pour the chips as you go a little bit there.
Eat them a little bit there.
Okay.
The chips have to come out of the bag.
You don't want to keep reaching in.
No.
I like going in.
That's a glutton for pain.
I like going in.
Well, because you're lying to yourself.
I did it yesterday.
That's for people who are lying to themselves, thinking that they're not going
to eat the
whole bag.
I know I'm doing the whole bag.
I like going in.
You like going in?
When they're out, it's mentally not the same thing to me.
I would have said a little bit of a conservative.
A little free range.
Yeah.
I like them in there.
That's crazy to me.
That's looking to get hurt.
That's crazy.
Yeah.
That's crazy.
That's actually crazy work to me.
Yeah.
You're lying to yourself.
That's actually crazy.
You're lying.
I know, dude, I literally bought the whole bag, and as I was picking, I went, I'm
going
to eat this whole bag.
So why would you make a trip every time?
Have a nice Saturday, Kevin.
Dump the fucking bag out.
Why would you make a trip for each chip?
Don't you like to double up once in a while?
Yeah, but I feel like I like eating the whole bag, and there's a mental thing
to eating the
whole bag, and once they come out of the bag, it's like they're in a bowl at a
party.
It's not the bag.
But when they're out of the bag, and they're sitting there, then it's a canvas.
I love that.
Now you got a canvas.
Now you can do things with them.
You can go two or three at a time if you want.
You can do that in a bag.
You can do two or three at a time.
You've got the game on.
You can take a few, sprinkle them.
Hey, hey, hey.
You can do whatever you want with them.
I'm not judging you, idiots.
It's just what I do.
I'm not saying it's classic.
I think it's an inferior move, is what I'm saying.
Fair enough.
Yeah.
I would have said, I'm sorry, Yanni, go ahead.
I think it's an inferior, dare I say, garbage move.
I ain't that.
You know?
Oh, you think the bags are most garbage?
It's a little classier to, you know, what do you-
First of all, you still got wrapping on your plate.
Sure.
You still got, like, packaging on your plate.
Well, that's what I wanted to say.
You want to remove all that.
You put it on a plate?
What if you want a plate or a napkin or whatever you do?
No, we're talking-
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
This guy's bonkers.
Hold on.
The situation was, you open the hoagie.
You're eating out of the paper.
You're eating out of the paper.
Yeah.
So you don't want the bag in there.
Looks like you went up to go to the bathroom.
Somebody came and saw that plate.
They'd be like, you're eating somebody else's thing.
Okay, that makes sense.
You know?
I would have said that the option A is the classiest, dumping the whole bag of
chips.
But this guy brought up a point.
The pours you go.
The pours you go.
Well, because I have been in the situation, large gentlemen such as I am, where
I couldn't
finish said hoagie, and then I had to re-wrap it up in that same paper with
little Cheetos
chips everywhere.
Crumbs.
That never happened.
You guys are lying today.
You guys are lying today.
Stop it.
You've eaten only half the hoagie.
If I had something before, or one of those Chris, Sal, and Charlie's-
Or you didn't finish the chips.
Who hasn't finished the chips?
What kind of psychopath-
I'm telling you.
I'm right there.
Have you seen those sandwiches out there in the store yet?
They're huge.
Yeah, but I mean, the chips, you're saying there's chip residue in there.
You didn't get down with the wet finger and-
Not if they're honey barbecue Fritos, there's going to be a little, there's
going to be
some, you know, flavor dust.
Yeah.
So that's going to throw you off just a little flavor dust?
It doesn't throw me off, but if somebody opened the fridge-
I love how it's like two minutes here.
You're like, yeah, I like leaving hamburgers out overnight, and now you're like-
There's flavor crystals on my sandwich.
No, that is not going to throw me off from eating it.
This is the most divisive conversation we've ever had on this show.
Yeah, it's the appearance of that would be most garbage.
Because if somebody went in and was like, oh, there's half a hoagie, you know,
they open
it up, and there was like, you know, fucking stripper glitter all over it.
If you're going for aesthetics and looks, yeah.
Yeah.
It's a little bit more of a dirtier paper.
Well, I feel like if you dump the whole bag of chips out, that's just like,
that's a lot
of chips, a lot of chrome.
It just looks messy.
The pours you go.
Pour a quarter.
Eat them.
Would be the classiest.
It would be the classiest move.
I guess you're right.
But out of the bag?
But only by looks.
Only by looks.
Only by looks.
I also think a little bit of the governor.
Only by...
You're regulating it.
That's classy.
Dumping the whole thing is impulsive.
Me digging out of the bag like a raccoon is trash.
I think a little bit, you know, a little bit.
Okay, but whichever way you slice it, it's more honest.
Because I'm eating all the chips.
I'm also...
100%.
Now I got a canvas.
I can do what I want with the chips.
You're not wrong.
So I take a little here and I definitely...
I sprinkle some on whatever sandwich I'm having.
You're putting chips on a sandwich.
It's getting crunch in there.
Yeah.
I'm adding the crunch.
It's getting crunch.
100%.
And the...
Adding chips as you go is only the post-game appearance.
Canvas.
The actual canvas.
The beauty of a sandwich on a Saturday.
Paper.
A whole bag of chips there in front of you.
Sody.
Game on.
That's nice.
That is nice.
I thought it was going to be a bigger takeaway.
No.
Well, I'm saying...
I'm saying the only reason...
Yeah.
Yeah, no.
You do a little bit at a time is for when you're...
If you have to wrap it back up.
It is nice.
You know, the problem is when you get oil and vinegar in there on the paper,
then you really
got to finish the sandwich.
Gamed up.
Or you got to...
You got to move the sandwich.
You can't wrap it in the paper with the wet olive oil and the vinegar.
That's the problem.
How do you feel about that if that does happen?
Maybe not wrap it in the same thing.
But let's say there's a hoagie in the fridge that has olive oil and vinegar on
it.
And those little pieces on the bun get soaked.
Yeah, that's where it's tough.
That's where it's tough.
You hit one of those, you're like, oh, it's like stepping in quicksand.
It's tough.
But you're committed to the paper because what are you going to do?
Unless you have sandwich paper in your house, if you're at your house, that's
actually a
good reason why you should have extra sandwich paper in your house.
In case you got a little oil and vinegar, it's a strong move, actually.
Very nice.
Because if you got oil and vinegar on the sandwich, you can move the sandwich
and put it in fresh
paper.
If I had...
You can't put it in serene wrap.
You ever taste the sandwich in serene wrap?
You taste the plastic.
It's like eating glue.
Yeah.
Man.
You can taste it later.
Taste plastic.
I wish I had fucking sandwich paper in it.
I'd wrap everything.
I'd wrap everything up in that.
See?
This conversation...
That's what happens.
That's through debate.
We come up with truth.
We got here.
Yeah.
We got to a place.
A good recommendation for people is to have sandwich paper in their home.
Uh-huh.
And if you're in Philly, you're in your home.
With a diet cake.
Right?
Did you have sandwich paper in your house?
No.
What?
I can see that, like, in a nice roller on the thing.
I'm wrapping everything up in that.
I remember recently realizing how trashy my family was because we were sitting
there and
my wife didn't know about chips on a sandwich and I schooled her on chips on a
sandwich.
And then it was me, my mom, and my wife down ashore, North Wildwood, and my mom
put
chips on a sandwich.
And she went, your mom's putting chips on a sandwich?
And I was like, ah, that's generational trash.
I don't think a grandmother should be putting chips on a sandwich.
That's like a high 20-year-old thing.
You can look over and just see your grandma.
Squishing them.
Crushing Doritos on a tuna hoagie.
Got to break them up, otherwise they can caught my fillings.
We got to wrap it up.
Ladies and gentlemen, one of our absolute favorites.
Family, baby.
The best.
Giannis Papis, ladies and gentlemen.
Thank you for having me.
Thank you.

The Proper Way to Eat Cold Chicken Alfredo /w Yannis Pappas | Are You Garbage

Is it garbage to eat your takeout slash dinner leftovers for breakfast the next
morning, regardless of what they are?
Steak, chicken alfredo, Chinese food.
Is there a limit to what you'll do for breakfast?
No, I've done it all.
Yeah, I've hit the leftovers for breakfast.
Garbage for sure, but let's go.
Man, I've done it before coffee.
I've done it in my underwear, straight out of bed.
There's something so dirty but good, you're like, I'm just doing it.
Leftovers.
It's just, it's so, that feeling when you wake up and you know that it's there,
that you know that there's leftovers, I think there's few better feelings.
I'm trying to think, it's one of the best feelings.
One night in the fridge, there's still that pulse in the center of it.
It's still there.
It's not bad yet.
No.
No, it's still good.
It's so good.
It's not rock through.
Just needs about 20, 25 seconds of the microwave.
A little love.
Just give it a little warmth in the microwave, let it touch just a little spank
from the microwave,
just a little spank of heat.
I've started doing this in my later years.
My old roommate used to do this all the time.
He would always say, don't put the leftovers in there.
Like, if we would get Chinese food, and he'd be like, I'm going to bed.
Yeah.
Don't put the, don't put the leftovers in, don't put my leftovers in the fridge.
Put them in the microwave.
Leave it in there.
If you leave it in there one night, it's.
I get it.
The second, I, yeah, that's a little.
I wouldn't do it.
What?
I wouldn't do it.
I've done that with burger, with McDonald's burgers over the summer.
Oh.
Oh, God.
I just left it up.
Wait, for the whole summer?
No, dummy.
No.
Like, I would, in my little routine, it would always end with, you know, a
McDonald's order.
And then.
Maybe I wouldn't get to it.
The daily doubles at McDonald's.
But I get, with McDonald's, you don't really want it to harden up in the fridge.
I do like, I do like a cold Wendy's burger in the fridge.
I like a cold hamburger.
You're a bit of an interesting guy, isn't that?
Yeah, you really are.
And I only poop in the master bedroom.
Yeah.
There's nothing about a cold fast food burger that I like.
Really?
Yeah, because when it's cold, you could really, the heat disguises.
It loses all of it.
Yeah.
I like that.
It disguises that you're eating absolute poison.
I like to know what it is.
I like to be in fucking, I take the red pill.
You don't want to feel hurt.
No, I don't want to feel hurt.
You're chasing the pain.
You're like a little pain.
You're chasing, you're riding the lightning, as they say.
Put the gun to my head.
I would never, I would never keep it in the microwave.
It's not a storage.
But I'm familiar, I'm familiar with the bit.
I know what you're talking about.
Because it is cut off from the rest of the air.
Yeah.
It's sealed in there.
Or just the point of not refrigerating it.
Sure.
So it doesn't get that refrigeration just for one night.
That's an early commitment.
That means you know, that's a premeditated crime.
You know when you wake up in the morning.
Yeah.
Oh.
You know you're going right at it.
Yeah.
Yeah.
You're going right at it.
So when you put it in there at night, you're going, in the morning, I'm going
right at
this thing.
Sleep tight.
Yeah.
Another perfect food one.
Don't let the bug man bite.
This is from Leroy.
$10 homie, never have one read.
What's the classy way to eat a hoagie and chips?
Do you, one, pour the whole bag of chips out on the paper?
Let's say, all right, so you set the table.
You got the hoagie, you unwrap it.
This is great.
You got your paper.
Great.
Open it up, right?
One, you pour the whole bag of chips on the paper.
Two, you go chip for chip out of the bag.
Three, you pour the chips as you go a little bit there.
Eat them a little bit there.
Okay.
The chips have to come out of the bag.
You don't want to keep reaching in.
No.
I like going in.
That's a glutton for pain.
I like going in.
Well, because you're lying to yourself.
I did it yesterday.
That's for people who are lying to themselves, thinking that they're not going
to eat the
whole bag.
I know I'm doing the whole bag.
I like going in.
You like going in?
When they're out, it's mentally not the same thing to me.
I would have said a little bit of a conservative.
A little free range.
Yeah.
I like them in there.
That's crazy to me.
That's looking to get hurt.
That's crazy.
Yeah.
That's crazy.
That's actually crazy work to me.
Yeah.
You're lying to yourself.
That's actually crazy.
You're lying.
I know, dude, I literally bought the whole bag, and as I was picking, I went, I'm
going
to eat this whole bag.
So why would you make a trip every time?
Have a nice Saturday, Kevin.
Dump the fucking bag out.
Why would you make a trip for each chip?
Don't you like to double up once in a while?
Yeah, but I feel like I like eating the whole bag, and there's a mental thing
to eating the
whole bag, and once they come out of the bag, it's like they're in a bowl at a
party.
It's not the bag.
But when they're out of the bag, and they're sitting there, then it's a canvas.
I love that.
Now you got a canvas.
Now you can do things with them.
You can go two or three at a time if you want.
You can do that in a bag.
You can do two or three at a time.
You've got the game on.
You can take a few, sprinkle them.
Hey, hey, hey.
You can do whatever you want with them.
I'm not judging you, idiots.
It's just what I do.
I'm not saying it's classic.
I think it's an inferior move, is what I'm saying.
Fair enough.
Yeah.
I would have said, I'm sorry, Yanni, go ahead.
I think it's an inferior, dare I say, garbage move.
I ain't that.
You know?
Oh, you think the bags are most garbage?
It's a little classier to, you know, what do you-
First of all, you still got wrapping on your plate.
Sure.
You still got, like, packaging on your plate.
Well, that's what I wanted to say.
You want to remove all that.
You put it on a plate?
What if you want a plate or a napkin or whatever you do?
No, we're talking-
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
This guy's bonkers.
Hold on.
The situation was, you open the hoagie.
You're eating out of the paper.
You're eating out of the paper.
Yeah.
So you don't want the bag in there.
Looks like you went up to go to the bathroom.
Somebody came and saw that plate.
They'd be like, you're eating somebody else's thing.
Okay, that makes sense.
You know?
I would have said that the option A is the classiest, dumping the whole bag of
chips.
But this guy brought up a point.
The pours you go.
The pours you go.
Well, because I have been in the situation, large gentlemen such as I am, where
I couldn't
finish said hoagie, and then I had to re-wrap it up in that same paper with
little Cheetos
chips everywhere.
Crumbs.
That never happened.
You guys are lying today.
You guys are lying today.
Stop it.
You've eaten only half the hoagie.
If I had something before, or one of those Chris, Sal, and Charlie's-
Or you didn't finish the chips.
Who hasn't finished the chips?
What kind of psychopath-
I'm telling you.
I'm right there.
Have you seen those sandwiches out there in the store yet?
They're huge.
Yeah, but I mean, the chips, you're saying there's chip residue in there.
You didn't get down with the wet finger and-
Not if they're honey barbecue Fritos, there's going to be a little, there's
going to be
some, you know, flavor dust.
Yeah.
So that's going to throw you off just a little flavor dust?
It doesn't throw me off, but if somebody opened the fridge-
I love how it's like two minutes here.
You're like, yeah, I like leaving hamburgers out overnight, and now you're like-
There's flavor crystals on my sandwich.
No, that is not going to throw me off from eating it.
This is the most divisive conversation we've ever had on this show.
Yeah, it's the appearance of that would be most garbage.
Because if somebody went in and was like, oh, there's half a hoagie, you know,
they open
it up, and there was like, you know, fucking stripper glitter all over it.
If you're going for aesthetics and looks, yeah.
Yeah.
It's a little bit more of a dirtier paper.
Well, I feel like if you dump the whole bag of chips out, that's just like,
that's a lot
of chips, a lot of chrome.
It just looks messy.
The pours you go.
Pour a quarter.
Eat them.
Would be the classiest.
It would be the classiest move.
I guess you're right.
But out of the bag?
But only by looks.
Only by looks.
Only by looks.
I also think a little bit of the governor.
Only by...
You're regulating it.
That's classy.
Dumping the whole thing is impulsive.
Me digging out of the bag like a raccoon is trash.
I think a little bit, you know, a little bit.
Okay, but whichever way you slice it, it's more honest.
Because I'm eating all the chips.
I'm also...
100%.
Now I got a canvas.
I can do what I want with the chips.
You're not wrong.
So I take a little here and I definitely...
I sprinkle some on whatever sandwich I'm having.
You're putting chips on a sandwich.
It's getting crunch in there.
Yeah.
I'm adding the crunch.
It's getting crunch.
100%.
And the...
Adding chips as you go is only the post-game appearance.
Canvas.
The actual canvas.
The beauty of a sandwich on a Saturday.
Paper.
A whole bag of chips there in front of you.
Sody.
Game on.
That's nice.
That is nice.
I thought it was going to be a bigger takeaway.
No.
Well, I'm saying...
I'm saying the only reason...
Yeah.
Yeah, no.
You do a little bit at a time is for when you're...
If you have to wrap it back up.
It is nice.
You know, the problem is when you get oil and vinegar in there on the paper,
then you really
got to finish the sandwich.
Gamed up.
Or you got to...
You got to move the sandwich.
You can't wrap it in the paper with the wet olive oil and the vinegar.
That's the problem.
How do you feel about that if that does happen?
Maybe not wrap it in the same thing.
But let's say there's a hoagie in the fridge that has olive oil and vinegar on
it.
And those little pieces on the bun get soaked.
Yeah, that's where it's tough.
That's where it's tough.
You hit one of those, you're like, oh, it's like stepping in quicksand.
It's tough.
But you're committed to the paper because what are you going to do?
Unless you have sandwich paper in your house, if you're at your house, that's
actually a
good reason why you should have extra sandwich paper in your house.
In case you got a little oil and vinegar, it's a strong move, actually.
Very nice.
Because if you got oil and vinegar on the sandwich, you can move the sandwich
and put it in fresh
paper.
If I had...
You can't put it in serene wrap.
You ever taste the sandwich in serene wrap?
You taste the plastic.
It's like eating glue.
Yeah.
Man.
You can taste it later.
Taste plastic.
I wish I had fucking sandwich paper in it.
I'd wrap everything.
I'd wrap everything up in that.
See?
This conversation...
That's what happens.
That's through debate.
We come up with truth.
We got here.
Yeah.
We got to a place.
A good recommendation for people is to have sandwich paper in their home.
Uh-huh.
And if you're in Philly, you're in your home.
With a diet cake.
Right?
Did you have sandwich paper in your house?
No.
What?
I can see that, like, in a nice roller on the thing.
I'm wrapping everything up in that.
I remember recently realizing how trashy my family was because we were sitting
there and
my wife didn't know about chips on a sandwich and I schooled her on chips on a
sandwich.
And then it was me, my mom, and my wife down ashore, North Wildwood, and my mom
put
chips on a sandwich.
And she went, your mom's putting chips on a sandwich?
And I was like, ah, that's generational trash.
I don't think a grandmother should be putting chips on a sandwich.
That's like a high 20-year-old thing.
You can look over and just see your grandma.
Squishing them.
Crushing Doritos on a tuna hoagie.
Got to break them up, otherwise they can caught my fillings.
We got to wrap it up.
Ladies and gentlemen, one of our absolute favorites.
Family, baby.
The best.
Giannis Papis, ladies and gentlemen.
Than