Name: Bill Burr Advice - Don't Name Your Kids Weird Names
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bill Burr Advice - Don't Name Your Kids Weird Names' from Fans of Bill Burr on Comedy Buff. Published 2023-04-04. Transcript available.

uh my walk here's another one for you here my wife and i are two months away
from the birth
of our first child that's fucking awesome congratulations i want to hear your
opinion
on one of the names we have been favoring first name birdie fuck you you're not
naming a kid birdie
you're full of shit yeah i don't i don't buy this i don't buy this at all first
name birdie
middle name ula u-l-l-a short for my grandmother ursula last name starts with a
g her initials
would be b-u-g bug is this too weird of a name oh you fucking hipster cunt no
it isn't go ahead and
name your fucking baby birdie you fucking dope i imagine the dmv calling her
name or a teacher
calling her name and roll call what do you think you know what i think you don't
name a kid birdie
why would you do i don't understand people who got this did you never get this
shit kicked out of you
for no fucking reason when you were in school you're literally giving people a
reason every fucking day
to fuck with your kid why would you do that give her a pretty name birdie
you know uh you know why god gives someone like you sperm that works it's just
it's just i don't
understand it i mean you know was i too harsh this week on people
is birdie is that like you know what i gotta look that up right now i gotta
look that fucking thing up
right now you gotta be fucking shitting me there's no way is is that gonna be
like the new like
kathy birdie the name that's sweeping the nation
birdie uh that's
that's a golfing term that's what you hit in bad mitten
birdie
girl girl name okay let's see the history of this birdie
meaning of the name
well i remember that was lady bird johnson
birdie was until recently a middle-aged ladies club
what birdie was until recently a middle-aged ladies club member wearing a bird
decorated hat
but now it's just kind of a vintage nickname think haiti
is that supposed to be lucy josie oh josie eyes are going mammy millie
that's coming back into style in a big way
actress busy phillips named her baby birdie inspired by first lady lady bird
johnson as did soap star
mora west in an earlier heyday of nicknames uh the 1880s birdie was a top 200
name
people who also like birdie also like alabama alfie alfred aspen blanche sicily
clover dixie franklin
hawk
who fuck names a kid hawk
lenora oswald oswin
first of all if if celebrities are naming their baby that it's a good fucking
that's a good one to avoid
oh my god look at these fucking names sparrow
remy
remy ransom
the fuck names a kid rants vesper
win
w-i-n
win
win god damn it
zero
toulouse
t-o-u-l-o-u-s-e
toulouse
i looked at that and with my fucking dyslexia i just saw tool shit
patience
who named the fucking kid patience
the fucking irony that i just flipped out about that
dixie wait why don't you just call her truck stop whore
frank there's a normal one franklin that's all right gertrude
jesus christ what's she banging someone in the fucking gestapo
gretel
cosmo
guthrie lottie maple
marilla
dude these are fucking these are fucking white people douchebag fucking names
oh my god these flea mortimer
india
haran
haran
that's like how black people say heroin haran he's on that haran
you're gonna name a fucking
name you get a drug a slang for a drug
this these these fucking names are horrible
wait a minute let me get this popularity okay these are the popular names i got
to keep going with this podcast this is fuck birdie is number
469 on nameberry what the fuck is nameberry
all right it reached its peak this is like casey casem
the the name birdie reached its peak and
1880 at two ranked at 210
yeah and then by the 40s wait a minute it was it dropped all the way down to
the fucking thousand
where it belonged
enter a different name all right let's enter it let me what's the worst fucking
name
i can think of
what's a fucking douchey name a hit hipster would not
would name their kid
i'm gonna go with lampy
just looked over and saw a lamp see if that's one
no no lampy is open if you want to be fucking original
how about fridge f-r-i-d-g-e it's something a fucking stupid white person would
name their kid
uh we found 21 results
there's no way anybody's name in that kid fridge
i bet milty how about milt
milt popularity is 1000 this week did i already see see milt i'm just thinking
some of the
some of the old singers back in the day it was engelberg hunperdinck
how about uh ebenezer
i can't spell this
is there in there a z in there just for the record i'm spelling an e-b-i-n
e-a-z-e-r
no results for that i'll go yourself all right i gotta i gotta have one name
that comes out here come
on ebenezer ebenezer oh that's how you spell it are you guys still listening to
this
boy name ebenezer boy name all right meaning of ebenezer
ebenezer is a name of a biblical place the stone set up by samuel to mark his
victory over the
philistines rather than a person it was adopted by the british puritans as the
first name and then
exported to america where it had some early popularity entering the top 1000 in
the 1880s jeez
i'll tell you 1880s was a rough time to be born not only fucking the scurvy and
all that fucking
horse shit he had fucking names like ebenezer and birdie yeah you can just feel
their itchy clothes
with those fucking names can you all right i can babble with this shit forever
all right that's the
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fuck yourselves uh have a great week and don't name