Name: Bill Burr & Nia Advice - Boyfriend is Talking to Another Girl on Facebook
Uploaded: 2023-04-22T17:00:00.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bill Burr & Nia Advice - Boyfriend is Talking to Another Girl on Facebook' from Fans of Bill Burr on Comedy Buff. Published 2023-04-22. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bill Burr & Nia Advice - Boyfriend is Talking to Another Girl on Facebook' from Fans of Bill Burr on Comedy Buff. Published 2023-04-22. Transcript available.

okay boyfriend's facebook oh this is never good all right hi bill straight to
the point me and
my boyfriend we've been together for two years now and we're happy smiley face
the thing that
concerns me is that a few times on his facebook messenger i saw that he is
writing on a weekly
basis with an ex-college a colleague of his a beautiful young lady the thing is
that they were
close at work back then but he quit three months ago and i just don't believe
in male female
friendships i'm talking from experience also when we were one basically if i
you know if we're having
a conversation if we're talking eventually we're gonna fuck is what you're
saying also when we're
watching some videos and stuff on his on his phone in the search field i saw a
list of a few girls names
other than that he has been great to me and hasn't shown any signs of a man whore
yet
am i too suspicious or do i have the right to worry thanks and go fuck yourself
i don't fuck that's not enough that's not enough information um i wouldn't you
know
this ex-colleague that's a beautiful lady yeah that's weird that's you're right
that's fucking
weird um i don't know about the fucking phone shit that's uh i have no idea i
have no idea what
that's about but that that thing there yeah that's definitely a red flag you
know what i mean like
well put yourself in his position if you were fucking you know close with some
guy and you left the job
three months ago and you still chat on facebook and you know here's the thing
about women that
they can sit there and be like oh i thought we were just friends they seem to
be able to get away with
that but i would always say to the woman i was with them it's like listen can i
tell you something
that guy wants to fuck you okay i don't care how much you have in common and
how you both like
fucking uh rosé or whatever the fuck it is and he really listens to you when
you talk he wants to
fuck you um yeah so i don't know what you do there because you went on his
facebook and you're snooping
so that's one of the thing you know if you're gonna pull that aha moment you
better be right
because if you're not then they get to play the you know how dare you snoop you
know how dare you
fucking snoop on me it's just like i mean don't women have the out why are you
snooping on me
because you have a dick sir
that's why i trust you i don't trust your dick all right missed opportunity so
i i would bring it up
i don't know if you bring it i don't have enough information that was a really
quick and to the
point which i i really appreciate but um watching some videos and stuff in the
search field i saw a
list of a few girls names that's not good either i don't fucking know but i don't
know who the girls
are but that there right there that that uh ex-colleague thing i don't know i
don't know
um that seems like a blowjob in the future to me that's what i if i was
standing in front of a green
screen a little meteorologist there'd be a you know dick floating towards a
woman with their mouth open
down south and yeah can you give me can you give a woman because women never
write into this podcast
because i'm such an can you give some quick advice here this woman went on
facebook she's been with
this guy for two years she says they're happy he does everything right
everything's fine but she
checked his facebook why uh because you guys if they're happy and everything is
going okay why did
you check to see how much my check was for today bill huh oh my god i can't
believe you're just
putting me out on front street like that because you guys snoop it's what you
do
um anyways i was just curious see now you're gonna have everybody with the gold
digging w-h-o-r-e
comments that's not why you did it it's because we did a job together and you
wanted to see what i
made versus yeah job baggies for the family the job baggies for the family yeah
and you wanted to see
how much i made verse what you made obviously i know you're gonna make way more
than i make okay
i was just happened to be there i mean they did request me but that's a whole
other story
anyway boyfriend's facebook straight to the point wait wait wait let's go back
to the check there
why i want to i like watching you twist on the awkwardness that i live in day
to day
um so anyway she goes to check uh the facebook messenger and she said i saw
that he is writing
on a weekly basis with an ex-colleague of his a beautiful young lady uh the
thing is is that they
were close at work back then but he quit three months ago okay keep going that's
it and what
i just don't believe in male female friendships i'm talking from experience
bap bap bap bap what do you say what do you say
uh what what's the question what are you doing go back also when we're watching
some videos and stuff
on his phone and the search few i saw a list of a few girls names other than
that he's great to me
uh yeah listen this is why you don't go snooping in social media or in phones
because if you find
something because the thing is if you are looking in that direction you're
looking for something so
any little thing no matter how innocent is gonna get you all up in the head so
if you're gonna go
looking for stuff you're gonna go find stuff so either drop it or confess that
you've been a little
snoopy snoop and you're paranoid and you're insecure but i think you should
just zip it and move on and
not look at his his social media or his phone anymore wow i said she should
actually ask him
about that that guy but you're the lady i would listen to the lady here well i
said either one you
gotta like fess up and be like listen i've been feeling kind of insecure lately
and i went in your
facebook and i saw that you messaged somebody and first of all i apologize for
invading your privacy
because i wouldn't appreciate it if you did that to me but second of all but
since i've done it but
said but who is this all right girlfriend sociopathic but you know you're
wrong for looking in this facebook and you know you're looking wrong for
looking at this phone
you're wrong you're wrong for that so just know that